For Those Who Are Unaware Lea Is Local Education Authority.
Why?
Why Do You Torture Us So?
Did The Lea Conspire With God?
Parents Would Rather Not Know
If The School Holidays
Are A Mix Of Continual Rain And Winds That Blow
The Temper Tantrums And Boredom Our Way.
Why? !
Why Is It Necessary To Keep Them Off?
Are They Still Required Down The Pits?
In The Fields? Harvest Crops To Plough And Trough?
What Benefit To Them At Home To Stay
Idly Making Half Attempts To Play
Why? !
Why Do You Not See?
Can You Not See The Sense
Of Saving Stressed Parents The Expense
Of Pouring Money Into The Playzones
Sipping Coffee, Hermetically Sealed From Bickering Tones
Why? !
Why Don’t You Let Them Back In? Expand Thier Minds?
Teach Them, By Jove! Stop Them Falling Behind.
School Holidays Are Not The Fun They Should Be.
Tell Me, That’s What Other Parents Think…Not Just Me