Urdu / English & Hindi SMS & text messages

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
At night I do not sleep because I am hungry

Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE… sTiLL nOt mInE…

Wishing you the precious moments of this Eid,
Add a fresh beauty and everlasting fragrance to your life.
*****EID MUBARAK*****

Sweet things are easy to Buy
Sweet words are easy to Say
But sweet people like YOU are very difficult to find
May your whole life be as Sweet as YOU

Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!
Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya?
Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love.

Sada Haste raho jaise haste hain phool..
Duniya ke saare GHAM tumhe jayen bhool..
Charo taraf phelao khushiyon ke geet ,
isi umeed ke sath aapko MUBARAK ho EID.. ..

Sardar at court:
judge: this is the 3rd time u r coming to court, aren’t u ashamed?
Sardar: You are coming daily, u should be ashamed 1st

Love the heart that hurts you
But never hurt the heart that loves you.

In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.

When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone.
An hour to like some one,
And a day to love some one…
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.

So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Life spent with some1 4 a lifetime may B A meaningless but a few moments spent with some1 who REALL LUVS U means more then a life it self…

Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But person like u can never be forgotton on this day
* * EID MUBARAK

I see your face when i am dreaming
That’s why i always wake up screaming

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Love is like a CD track That links our hearts together Dont ever break that CD coz That wud break my heart too….

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

You may find someone better than me,
important than me, dearer than me,
but not the one who loves you more than me.

My day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name I cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much I love you, if you Wanna know about this. just search my self in ur heart

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.