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Todo na wo kasam jo khai hai

Todo na wo kasam jo khai hai
kabhi yaad kar lene me kya burai hai
yaad aap ko kiye bina raha bhi to nahi jata
dil me jagah aapne aisi jo banayi hai…

Text Message filed under Short Shayaries.

Find arms that’ll hold u at your weakest,

Find arms that’ll hold u at your weakest, eyes that’ll see u at your ugliest, heart that’ll luv u at your worst, and if u’ve found it, you ‘ve found luv..!

Text Message filed under Love SMS.

I’m just standing by my window

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I’m just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u ever think of me too…*

Text Message filed under Sardar SMS.

muskaan tumhaari

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari, Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari, Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya, Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

Text Message filed under Cool SMS.

Akela sa mehsus karo jab,

Akela sa mehsus karo jab,
Tanhai mein yaad meri aaye jab,
Judai mein mehsus karna ,
Tumhare pas hoon mai,
Jab chahe dekh lena apni parchhai mein

Text Message filed under LOVE and romantic.

practice the love that gave you life at last

Life is an adventure and its teacher is love
great is its splendor beautiful like a turtledove

choices we make and consequences we face
life does not end until you finish the chase

The world is in pain the world is in sorrow
no one is sure nobody knows what will give tomorrow

We eat and we drink like there is nothing wrong
change must be made or time left will not be long

today and tomorrow we all have a choice
we sit down low or unite all in one voice

I am only a few but i can make a big difference
and if succeed i will have achieved magnificence

so never give up or never stray
for that is noble, rich and strong like fine clay

don’t wait until the future becomes the past
practice the love that gave you life at last

Text Message filed under ENGLISH SMS.

Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe

Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe
usi ki deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK.jise tu dekhna chahe
usi ki deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK.

Text Message filed under Eid SMS.

Never Let Love gets the best of you…!

Never Let Love gets the best of you…! But U should always try to get the… BEST OF LOVE…!!

Text Message filed under Love SMS.

ap be wafa

Bada afsoos hota hai jab aapka zikra hota hai
Toh bewafai ka mahool hota hai..
Jaanta hun aap bewafa nahi ho magar
Dard toh iss dil ko hota hai..

Text Message filed under Dard SMS.

local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Text Message filed under Marriage SMS.

because it lost his most beautifull angel…!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel…!

Text Message filed under Love SMS.

Tumne chaha hi nahi chahne walon ki tarah,

tumne chaha hi nahi chahne walon ki tarah,
warna halaat to hamare bhi badal sakte the,
aur teri aankh ke aansoo meri aankh se bah sakte the,
tum to thahre rahe us jheel ke paani ki tarah,
darya bante to kuch door hum bhi bah sakte the………..

Text Message filed under Short Shayaries.

I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

Text Message filed under Sardar SMS.

There would come a time when we have to stop loving

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they’d be happier if we let them go.

Text Message filed under Love SMS.

Jiski yaad mein saare jahan ko bhool gaye,

Jiski yaad mein saare jahan ko bhool gaye,
Suna hai wo aaj kal hamara naam tak bhool gaye,
Kasam khai thi jisne saath nibhane ki,
Yaaro aaj wo meri laash pe aana bhool gaye..!!

Text Message filed under Flirt SMS.

your name on every star,

If I died or traveled far, i would write your name on every star,
So every one could look up and see you mean the world to me

Text Message filed under ENGLISH SMS.

My life is with a friend like U!!

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it
& put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful
my life is with a friend like U!!

Text Message filed under Rain SMS.

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
On his birthday with a sher
“Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi”

Text Message filed under Sardar SMS.

u r genius,

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left

Text Message filed under Cool SMS.

Tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,

tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera,
khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera,
tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda

Text Message filed under Punjabi SMS.