I would cross a thousand oceans just

I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much….

A quote by guy for his girl

A Quote By A Guy For His Girl :

“I Dont Love Or Propose Who Ever I See ,

Because I Am The Gifted IDIOT

To My Beautiful Queen ” =)

…

Many peoples realize their hearts desires late

Many peoples realize their

hearts’ desires late in life

Continue learning

Never stop striving

&

Keep Ur curiosity sharp

&

You’ll never become too old 2

appreciate life

~ Good Morning ~

Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom

Message Neechay hai……

Message Neechay hai……

Message Neechay hai……

Message Neechay hai……

Message Neechay hai……

Message Neechay hai……

Mujhay nahi maloom tha k aik message k liye tum itna gir jao gay.

…

Love is a driver bitter

Love Is A Driver …

Bitter And Fierce

If You Fight And

Resist Him,

Easy-going,

Once You

Acknowledge His

Power

Boy purpose a girl i love u

Boy. Purpose a girl: i love u, and i want to marry with u

girl:

bhai urdu wich bolo, main unparh hon

boy: kuch nahi baji pakistan jeet gaya

Dont mix ur words with mood bcz

Don’t mix ur words with ur mood..

Bcz..

You will have many options 2 change ur mood but u will never have any option 2 replace the spoken w0rds.

Gud mrning

Hum ne kya na socha tha

Hum ne kya kya na socha tha

k wo toot k chahye ge hamein

”’mgr ye kaisa sittam ”’ he

‘SOCHA’bhe hum ne

‘CHAHA’bhe hum ne

or ‘TOOT’ bhe hum gye

haye re qistam

Attention is the most basic form of

Attention is the most basic form of love, through it we bless and are blessed.

(John Tarrant)

Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day.

Bahroon say khatab kar rahey ho kyoon

Bahroon Say Khatab Kar Rahey Ho
Kyoon Waqt Kharab Kar Rahey Ho
Ahbab Say Bay Takalufi Hai
Biwi Say Habab Kar Rahey Ho
Monchon Pay Khazab Kar Rahey Ho
Qarza To Ryal Main Lya Tha
Dolar Main Hisab Kar Rahay Ho
Daftar Main Bicha Kar Charpaii
Kis Kisam Ka Jaaab Kar Rahay Ho
Jati Rahi Pit Kar Sab Akarfoon
Ab Aap Janab Kar Rahy Ho
Yah Mail Badan Say Kya Chotay Ga
Kyu Hath Kharab Ho Rahay Ho

Pani ki boond pholon ko mehka rhi

Pani ki Boond Pholon ko Mehka rhi hai,

Thandi Hawa Tazgi Jaga rhi hai,

Ho jao Ap bhi is mein Shamil

1 Pyari Si Subha Ap Ko Jaga rahi Hai.

Waise to wo vidvaan bahut hai par

Waise To Wo Vidvaan Bahut Hai
Par Jab Se Neha Se Ishq Farmaya Hai
Wo Lagte Pareshaan Bahut Hai
Ek Ghante Se Aaine Ke Saamne Kahde Soch Rahe Hai
Is Aadmi Ko Kahi Dekha Jaroor Hai

Meri sochon ke harpal mein tum kyo

Meri sochon ke harpal mein, tum kyo aa jaati ho,
Mere dil ko anjane mein, tum kyon tadpaati ho,
Is Daman mein to bas, kaanto ka gulshan hai,
Phir is banjar duniya mein, kyon phool sajaati ho,
Dewana bhi kehta hai, ye chand kahan se aaya,
Taaron ke jhurmat mein, jab tum sharmaati ho,
Phir koun na chahega, jeete jee hi […]

Signboard outside a repair shop

Signboard

Outside A Repair Shop …

"We Can Repair Anything …

(PLZ ! Knock Hard On The Door … The Bell Doesn’t Work ) … " ;->…

Apni pasand ka number choose karen 20

Apni pasand ka

number choose karen

20, 30, 40, 50,

60, 70, 80, 90, 100

Aur

Utna Balance Mere

Num Pe snd kry, ma ap ko bataoga k balnce aya ya nae?…

If i were a tear in ur

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear

in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

…

Dam hain toh taj mahal hila ke

Dam Hain Toh Taj Mahal Hila Ke Dikhaa
Dam Hain Toh Taj Mahal Hila Ke Dikhaa
Ya Phir Do Ghut Pe Or Dekhh
Taj Mahal Kaise Apne Aap Hilega

Pyar ke shajar ki sab phungiyan jala

pyar ke shajar ki sab phungiyan jala dali

shakh-e-gul to kya sari pattiyan jala dali

kis tarah mitayenge dil se meri yaadon ko

aapne mere sari chitthiyan jala dali

mujhko tinke ke janib-e-chaman dekha

usne sare pedon ki tehaniyan jala dali

pahle to dikhaye the sabz bagh usne hi

jisne mere khwaabon ki khetiyan jala dali

iss tarah andhera hai us taraf ujala hai

kaisi shammayein logon ne darmiyan jala dali

aaye woh idhar shayad hume milne sham se pehle

shehar-e-dil ki galiyon ki battiyan jala dali

daftar-e-mohabbat mein kisne kiske kehne par

meri chahton ki sab arziyan jala dali

chitthiya unki taish mein jala dali

phir unhe bachane mein ungliyan jala dali

Jab tu udaas hota hai koi teer

Jab Tu Udaas Hota Hai,
Koi Teer Jigar Ke Paar Hota Hai,
Jise Tu Samjha Hai Jeet Meri,
Wo Asal Mein Meri Haar Hota Hai…
– Nida Khan

Teri kushi se nai gham rishta hai

Teri kushi se nai gham se rishta hai mera

Tu zindgi ka 1 eham hisa hai mera

Ye dosti tumse sirf lafzon ki nahi hai

Ruh se Ruh ka risht hai mera

Jab maanga maine usko din raat duaon

Jab Maanga Maine Usko Din Raat Duaon Mein,
Woh Lamha Meri Zindagi Mein Aya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Jab Thi Main Shak Mein Kai Woh Hai Aik Fareb Kaar,
Maine Ussey Dil Lagaya Hi Kyun Tha,
Jab Rakh Na Saka Woh Amanat Meri Char Din Sambhal Kar,
Maine Usko Apna Banaiya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Jab Janti Thi Woh Na Rahega Ban Ke Mera Din Raat,
Mein Ne Uske Dil Mein Ashiyan Banaya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Bohat Chupaya Duniya Se Kaheen Kho Na Jaye Mujh Se Wo,
Pachtati Hun Maine Usko Zamane Say Chupaiya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Jab Thi Na Sakat Bardasht Ki Haqiqat Jaannay Kay Baad,
Sochti Hun Maine Usko Azmaiya Hi Kyoon Tha,
Bas Ik Hi Dukh Hai Zindagi Mein Meri Jana,
Maine Us Pay Sab Kuch Lutaiya Hi Kyoon Tha…
This shayeri is written by me.
– Nasreen

Once rakhi sawant goes to lic office

Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To LIC Office.

Rakhi Mujhe Apni Body Ka Insurance Karna Hai.

Officer- Sorry Madam Hum

Public Property Per Insurance Nahi Karte.

…

He dares to be a fool and

He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.  ~James Gibbons Huneker

Let now the chimneys blaze and cups

Let now the chimneys blaze
And cups o’erflow with wine;
Let well-tuned words amaze
With harmony divine….
~Thomas Campion, "Winter Nights"

Love is a symbol of eternity it

Love is a symbol of eternity.  It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.  ~Author Unknown

Sweeter than the candies lovellier red

Sweeter than the candies

lovellier than the red roses

more huggable than soft toys

that’s what you’re

here’s wishing you a valentines day

that’s as special as you’re

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena

Pyar karo par dokha mat dena…

kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena…

dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar..

aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena..

God made us body parts for a

God made us body parts for a reason.

Eyes : to look at you

Hands : to pray for you

Mind : to remember you

Heart : to miss you

and…

Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!

Hye friends i have come back again

HYE FRIENDS I HAVE COME BACK AGAIN,,,
Tere husn ki taarif karte-2 kahin meri umr na baat jaye,
sambhaalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye,,,,,,,
koi kehta hai aashiq to koi deewana kehta hai,
koi awaara to koi hame ek fasana kehta hai,
tu hi bata kya hoon main?isse pehle ki meri khushi mujhse rooth jaye,
sambhalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye………..
har leher samundra se puchhti hai thikana mera ,
kahi aise me yaad na aajaye mujhe guzra zamana mera,
jis zamane me  the ham khushi se gungunaye,
sambhalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye………………..
ye aur baat hai mujhe tumhare  siwa kuchh dikhta nahi,
ye gaur talab hai ki mujhko tumhare siwa kuch soojta hi nahi,
aaj tod do intiha isse pehle ki aaj hadd hi ho jaaye ,
sambhalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye…………
kabir_shayer@yahoo.com
kabir
9211544813

Janaze pe uthate gaye jab se ham

Janaze Pe Janaze Uthate Gaye
Jab Se Ham Shaayri Sunate Gaye
Kucch Log Rote Rote Gaye
Kucch Hichkiyaan Lete Gaye

Itne Behaya Ban Gaye ‘Sagar’ Sahab
Fir Bhi Sher Sunaate Gaye

Banalu agar tumhe apni aankhon ka kajal

Banalu Agar Tumhe Apni Aankhon Ka Kajal
Kahin Mooh To Kala Na Karr Dogey,
Ghair Loon Agar Tumhe Zulfon Ke Badal Mein
Kahi Humse Ruth To Na Jaogey,
Banalu Agar Tumhe Apne Haathon Ki Churiyaan
Kahin Toot To Nahi Jaogey,
Lipat Loon Agar Tumhe Apne Aanchal Ke Daman Mein
Kahin Hume Chod To Na Jogey,
Bahrlu Agar Tumhe Banakar Sindoor Maan Mein
Kahin Sookh To Nahi Jaogey

Aaj mere intezar ki jeet hogayi meri

Aaj Mere Intezar Ki Jeet Hogayi
Meri Mohabbat Ki Charcha Khule Aam Hogayi
Kabhi Hum Ko Dhokha Diya Tha Tumne Ishq Mein
Kaise Tum Mere Janaze Mein Shamil Hogayi
Jab Poocha Logo Ne Ki Mera Tumse Rishta Kya Tha
Aankhe Num Ker Humko Apna Pyar Tum Keh Gayi
Jane Kaise Yeh Bin Badal Barsat Hogayi
Mud Ke Bhi Dekho Yaaro Meri Mohabbat Aabad Hogayi…
– Ritesh Modi

Ye dekho to mere daaman mein kya

Ye Dekho To Mere Daaman Mein Kya Nahi
Daulat Ka Chaand Hai Shohrat Ki Chaandni
Magar Tumhe Kho Kar Lagta Hai
Ke Tum Nahi To Kahin Kuch Bhi Nahi

Kagaz ki kashti thy aur pani ka

Kagaz ki kashti thy aur pani ka kinara tha,
Khelne ki masti thy aur dil awara tha,
Kaha aa gye jawani ke daldal main,
Bachpan hi kitna pyara tha,
Utra tha chaand mere aangan main,
Yeh sitaroan ko gawara na tha,
Main toa sitaroan se bagawat kar leta,
Parr chand bhi kaha hamara tha

ایک ناکام شاعر Ú©ÛŒ Ø-Ù¾ بیتی App beti – F

ایک ناکام شاعر Ú©ÛŒ Ø-Ù¾ بیتی
App beti – Funny Poetry of Poet
Øس کسی Ú©Ùˆ فون کرتا ہوں اٹھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
اب پیار سے Ù…ØÚ¾Û’ Ú¯ÙÛ’ Ùگاتا نہیں کو؅ی
Øھوٹی تعریفوں سے Ø-سماں پہ چڑھاتے تھے ÙÙˆÚ¯
ان دنوں Ù…ØÚ¾Û’ سر پہ بھی چڑھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
میری شاعری سن کر ØÙˆ بڑے مسکے Ùگاتے تھے
اب تو منہ زبانی Ù…Ú©Ú¾Ù† بھی Ùگاتا نہیں کو؅ی
میری راہ میں اپنی Ù¾Ùکیں بچھاتے تھے ÙÙˆÚ¯
Ø-Ø ØªÙˆ سوکھے پھو٠بھی بچھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
میرے سینے میں تو سبھی Ú©Û’ Ùیے محپت بھری ہے
میری Øانب دوستی کا ہاتھ بڑھاتا نہیں کو؅ی
پہÙÛ’ پہ٠طرح طرح Ú©Û’ کھانے Ú©Ú¾Ùاتے تھے ÙÙˆÚ¯
Ø-Ø Ú©Ù ØªÙˆ زبانی Ù¾Ùاؤ Ú©Ú¾Ùاتا نہیں کو؅ی
اصغر Øیسے بے روزگار سے پیار کر Ú©Û’
ایسا بھÙا کام کر Ú©Û’ ثواب کماتا نہیں کو؅ی

Wo jaaye to sahi hum aane kaa

wo jaaye to sahi, hum aane kaa waada karte hain..

wo roothe to sahi, hum manaane ka waada karte hain,

dil todna hai mera to beshaq tod de woh…

is dil k bina bhi hum unko chaahane ka waada karte hain…….."

~ 0300 2711 588 ~

Sameer…

Ais piyar say to mat dekha karohar

ais piyar say to mat dekha karo
har jati hon may buri terhan

dil ho jata hay kuch dewana sa
mohabat ho jati hay tum say buri terhan
sochti rahhti ho tum ko
bhokhla jati hon may buri terhan…

Happiness is like a butterfly’

happiness is like a butterfly’ u run after it,
it keeps flying away. but if u stand still ,
it comes and SITS on u.
with best wishes& God luck.

Ae chand tu chamak

Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi,
Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi

Khuda jane pyaar ka dastur kya hota hai,

Khuda jane pyaar ka dastur kya hota hai,
Jise ham chahate hai woh hamesha kyon door hota hai.
Kehte hai ke milte nahi zameen asman..
Fir kyon asman zameen par hi fida hota hai..

ampquotampquotampquot

() """ ()

( ‘ ,’ )

”’ Hey u!!!

Yes u…

the cute one…

holding this

phone!

are you asleep?

Juste wanted 2 say

Good Night..!

…

Ay kia bolta tu

(‘,)/Ay! Kia

/)) Bolta Tu?

_/|_

(.’) Ay! Kia main

/((Bolu?

_/|_

(‘,)/

/)) Sun!

_/|_

(.’)

/((_/|_Suna!

GOOD MORNING

The sun rises into the sky

The sun rises into the sky

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

Lucknow mai 2 bachay apas lar rahe

“Lucknow” mai 2 bachay apas mai lar rahe thy..

1st ne 2nd se kaha: dekhiye janab! Agar ap hmari bat nahi manengay to hum ap ki walida muhtarma ki shan mai gustakhana kalimat pesh karengy.

2nd: to hum ap k rukhsar mubarak pe aesa tamancha bja laengy k gaal gulab ki patti ki tarha chamaknay lagega….

The child offered the mothers breast will

The child, offered the mother’s breast,
Will not in the beginning grab it;
But soon it clings to it with zest.
And thus at wisdom’s copious breasts
You’ll drink each day with greater zest.
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easier to find a score

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it.  ~A.A. Hodge

I almost wish we were butterflies and

I almost wish we were butterflies and liv’d but three summer days – three such days with you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain.  ~John Keats

Until then mio dolce amor a thousand

Until then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses; but give me none in return, for they set my blood on fire.  ~Napolean Bonaparte, letter to wife Josephine, December 1795

The beginning of love is to let

The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image.  Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.  ~Thomas Mertonfeb11mail

Were all a little weird and life

We’re all a little weird.  And life is a little weird.  And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.  ~Robert Fulghum, True LoveTPV

On valentines day we think of people

On Valentine’s Day, we think of people

who have cheered and encouraged us,

who go out of their way

to be kind and caring,

who have enriched our lives

just by being themselves.

You are such a person.

I’m so happy you’re my _____

Happy Valentine’s Day!

I dont understand why cupid was chosen

I don’t understand why Cupid

was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.

When I think about romance,

the last thing on my mind is a short,

chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Jo hadse na guzaar jaye woh pyaar

Jo hadse na guzaar jaye woh pyaar hi kya,

jo pyaar karne pe majbur na kar de woh ikrar hi kya,

intezar to sab karte hai, saanse tutne tak,

jo sath na de woh yaar hi kya!

Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion

Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin

ta’ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin,

sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker

sagar ne duboya?hum hi?ko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin,

ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen,

tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin,

nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum

dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin.

Wo insaan jo hamesha sabko khush rakhne

Wo InsaaN jo Hamesha sabko khush rakhne ki koshish
karta Hai aur Sabki care karta hai Wo hamesha khud
ko akela mahsus karta hai..It’s True
Happy Teddy Day
***ANMOL ARORA**

Roj milti hai wo to safar main

Roj milti hai wo to safar main hai
Use kya malum wo meri najar main hai
Itni manchali chulbauli wo hasina hai
Ki charcha uski sare shahar main hai
Jidhar dekhu udhar use hi pata hoon
Aati najar hame wo computer main hai
Nagin si jab balkhake chalti wo
Ho jati nigah sabki kamar main hai
Jo lahrati ho dupatta hawao main iss kadar
To ‘loo’ bhi tham jati dophar main hai
Ki kapde bhi kam hai tere tan ke waste
Tab to bunde bhi na sharma iss umar main hai
Shayar ban gaya Avinash jab se dekha tujhe
Wo khoya rahta teri najar main hai.
avinashkundan368@gmail.com
9910089467 / 9540596680

Apse roz milne ko dil chahta hai

Apse roz milne ko dil chahta hai,
Kuch sunne sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha apke ke manane ka andaz esha,
Ke phir roth jane ko dil chahta hay.
Arzo hy wafa ban kE tery sath raho
Dharktey dilki sada ban ke tery sath raho,
Mere honton say jaisy mout be na choo saky
Woh zindagi ki dua ban ke terey sath rahon.
Bas Ek Zara Khayal Is Dosti Ka Tha,
Warna Bohat Gila Teri Berukhi Ka Tha,
Mujh Ko Laga Main Bhi Teri Zindagi Main Hon,
Per Ye Tu Koi Dhoka Meri Sadgi ka tha.

Mom youre a wonderful mother so gentle

Mom, you’re a wonderful mother,
So gentle, yet so strong.
The many ways you show you care
Always make me feel I belong.
you are patient when I’m foolish;
You give guidence when I ask;
It seems you can do most anything;
You’re the master of every task.
you’re a dependable source of comfort,
you’re my cushion when I fall.
You help in times of trouble,
You support me whenever I call.
I love you more than you know,
you have my totl respect.
if I had my choice of mothers,
You’d be the one I’d select!…
– Shikha

Teri aankhon se bahut pyar karte hain

Teri aankhon se bahut pyar karte hain ‘Avinash’
Hamse nafrat hai fir bhi teri aankhon pe marte hain ‘Avinash’
Bewafai ki hai tumne ye malum hai ‘Avinash’ ko
Teri galiyon main na rakhenge kadam, bas yahi sochte hai ‘Avinash’
Mujhe manjur hai teri bewafai aur judai bhi
Judai kya hai judai ko pairo tale rakhte hain ‘Avinash’
Bewafai ki hai tumne mere sath
Bewafao ko bhi dua dete rahe hain ‘Avinash’
Dekh le aake kabhi kis tarah ji raha hoon yahan
Jakham diye hai tune tere jakhmo ko sah rahe hain ‘Avinash’
Matlab rakhne walon se sada hi door rahenge ab
Teri muskan main matlab ki boo mahkate rahe hain ‘Avinash’
Kya-Kya na sitam sahe hain tere pyar main
Bewafa jan kar bhi tere liye tadapte rahe hain ‘Avinash’
avinashkundan368@gmail.com
9910089467

Dil ne aankh se kaha quotdekha karo

Dil ne Aankh se kaha!

"Dekha karo kam,

Q k dekhte ho tum

Tarpty hain hum"

Aankh ne Dil se kaha!

"Doston ko yad karo kam

q k yad krte ho tum

Rote hain hum"…

Bakhtawar papa ap ko pata hai

Bakhtawar : Papa ap ko pata hai kiya AATA, CHAWAL,CHEENI, kis rung k hote hain?

Zardari : Beta white

Bakhtawar : Jhoot wo toh black hote hain

:-)keep smiling:-)

…

You dont become a better person

You Don’t Become A

Better Person

Because U Are Suffering;

But

You Become A

Better Person

Because U Have Experienced Suffering"….