Hum tanhaiyon se nahe mehfilon darte hai

Hum tanhaiyon se nahe mehfilon se darte hai,

Hum zamane se nahe apne aap se darte hai,

yun to buhat kuch khoya hai hum ne,

najane kyun aap ko khone se darte hai….

Jab hazoor saw ki wafaat ka waqat

Jab HAZOOR (S.A.W) ki wafaat ka waqat qareeb aya tu APP (S.A.W) ne Hazrat IZRAEEL A.S sy pocha k kya meri umat ko b mot ki itni takleef bardasht karni pare ge tu Farishte ne furmaya jee , to APP (S.A.W) ne rona shuro kar dia ,to ALLAH ne farmya Ay MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) app ki umaat ager her namaz k foran baad AYTAL-KURSI pare ge tu mot k waqat uska 1 paoo duniya ma hogo aur dusra paoo jannat mai…..

Pathan to imran hashmi tum buht jhota

Pathan To Imran Hashmi

Tum Buht Jhota Hai

Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?

Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja

Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Nahi

Koi gunnah kisi lazzt k lie mat

koi gunnah kisi lazzt k lie mat karna ku lazzzt katam ho jai gi or gunaah baqi reh jaiga or koi naiki kisi takleef ki waja se mat choorna kiyu k takleef katam ho gai gi or naiki baqi reh gaigi…

only reasons for them to return.

When you hold someone, hold them like it’s the last time you will ever see them and when they go, don’t make reasons for them to stay… only reasons for them to return.

Har kisi na ko apne chahat par

har kisi na kisi ko apne chahat par naaz hota hai

dureyan hone ke bad bhi dil dil ke paas hota hai

mana ke chahat zindagi ka ahesas hai

log to jlte hai hum to sath jab taq sans men sans hai

Alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar

Alka Ne Mujse Kal Pyaar Ka Ijhaar Kiya
Tohfe Mein Mujko Ek Bada Rasgulla Diya
Maine Kaha Rasgulla Bada Meetha Hai
Usne Kaha Dil Tera Bada Seedha Hai
Mai Ne Pucha Alka Tune Aisa Kyun Kaha?
Usne Kaha Tujhe Patane Mein Bas Ek Rasgulla Laga
Maine Pucha Dusro Ko Tune Kaise Pataya Hai?
Usne Kaha-Yaar Bahut Dard Uthaya Hai
Phir Jake Formula Aaya Hai
Kisi Ko Mumphali Kisi Ko Kathal Khilaya Hai

Ek ghatna ghati aanokhi ramu lene gaya

Ek Ghatna Ghati Aanokhi
Ramu Lene Gaya Tha Loki
Bich Bajariya Bhari Dopahriya
Radha‚  Ne Niklaeee‚  Chappal
Boli Maro Ramu Ko
Ramo Shaymu Dino Pachu
School Ke Bachhe Buddhe Chahu
Sabne Nikali Chappal Bole Maro Ramu Ko
Ramu Bola Arre‚  Dhutt
Maine Kisi Ko Nahi Cheda

The cloud may cover the sun

The ‘Cloud’ may cover the ‘Sun’

but ‘Sun ‘ never forgets to shine,

just like you.

I may not often see u.

But you always ‘Shine’ in my ‘Prayers’.

SUBH BAKHAIR.

R m a u b z

/*R*/ /*M*/

/*A*/ /*U*/

/*M*/ /*B*/

/*Z*/ /*A*/

/*A*/ /*R*/

/*A*/ /*A*/

/*N*/ /*K*/

Pray 4 me plz…

Pholoon ki wadi mai ho basera tera

pholoon ki wadi mai ho basera tera

sitaron k angan mai ho ghar tera

dua hai ik dost ki ik dost ko…..

k tuj se b khobsurat ho muqadder tera….

God bless u..

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir

Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??

memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!…

In a bath room boy touches girl

In a bath room,

a boy touches a girl everywhere!

You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always think dirty.

Baapmen ne tumse kaha tha k agr

BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?

BETA:Men Bike Sikhta Rha

Badi hasarat se pyar kiya hai tumse

Badi hasarat se pyar kiya hai tumse ye tum nahi jante,
Bataya hai kai bar par tum nahi mante,
Lakh dil todo ye tum mera magar,
Dunia wale bhale hi tumhe bewafa kahe ye hum nahi mant

Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke

Log Ishq Karte Hai Bade Shor Ke Saath
Humne Bhi Kiya,Bade Zor Ke Saath
Magar Ab Karenge,Thoda Gaur Ke Saath
Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha,Kisi Aur Ke Saath

Immi hai ek badha tamater kerta jo

Immi Hai Ek Badha Tamater
Kerta Hai Jo Badhi Patar Patar
Usko Nahi Hai Koi Akal
Jaa Bander Sheeshe Main Dekh Apni Shakal
Immi Hai Barbaaad
Ye Na Hoga Kabhi Abaad
Immi Ka Hai Time Kharab
Pilaonge Ise Police Station Ki Sharaab
Immi Hai Peepal Ka Bhoot
Chal Ja Gher Jaker Pii Sada Hua Doodh
Jab Bhi Ayega Sunday
Padenge Immi Ko 1000% Motey Motey Dande
Ab Na Lena Mujhse Panga Verna Sabreena Ker Degi Danga

Jin kya hukum hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ?

Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

jin : aaqa boht mushkil kam hai koi aur kam batao!

Aaqa : meri biwi ko mera furmabardar bana de..!

Jin : aaqa road single banani hai ya double ? …

The best n amazing part of life

The Best n amazing Part of Life is…

When Your parents says….

.

.

.

.

.

.

Parhda tay tu hain nai,

Chal hun tere wastay koi rishta lab laiye.. ;-)…

Mera sawan tum ho meri pyas bhi

Mera Sawan Tum Ho Meri Pyas Bhi Tum Ho
Sehra Ki Baahon Mein Chupi Aas Tum Ho
Tum Yu To Bahut Door Ho Mujhse
Ehsas Ye Hota Hai Mere Dil Ke Paas Tum Ho

Classic example for students of different

Classic Example For

Students Of Different

Age Groups:

1st to 3rd Standard:

…Hey I studied everything

for exam …

4th to 6th std:

Hey that Question was

very hard so I din’t

read tht…

6th to 8th std:

Hey studied only

important questions

8th to 10th std:

Abay 4 chapters is

enufff !!

College:

What ? ? Exam Is

Tomorrow

University:

Oh ! Aaj Exam Hy

Kisi Ne Bataya Hii Nahi … …

What I feel for you,

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?

Welcome the new morning with a

‘WELCOME’
THE NEW
‘MORNING
WITH A’
SMILE on ur FACE,,
LOVE in ur
HEART,,
& WISH you a very
LOVELY,
‘DAY’
‘GOOD MORNING’

Hum ko teri ye ada achi lagi

Hum ko teri ye ada achi lagi

Kbi Dil_lagi kbi

Be_rukhi achi lagi

Mile tu or Be Wafa ki rah me magar

Teri wafa ki ye inteha achi lage.

Nature has given u a face but

Nature Has Given U A Face But U Have To Provide The Expression

Be Careful When U Express

Because Ur Every Expression Will Leave Ur Impression

Wfaa ki dastan e ghum chlo tm ko sunate

wfaa ki dastan-e-ghum chlo tm ko sunate hain

jo dill pe dagh hain apne wo sb tmko dikhate hain

SUNO,….nendain nhe aatien k dill betaab rehta ha

kbi titlli k kachee rang, kbi jugnu statee hain

aksar jab shaam hoti hai anderon se khafa ho k

teri yadon k mandir main chiragh-e-shub jalatee hein

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

Suno kisi ne such kaha tha

Suno ,

kisi Ne Such kaha tha ,

ye ,

Mohabat Mer Nahi Sakti ,

Magar,

Adhora Such Suna Humne,

Mukamal Such to ye hai k

Mohbat khud Nhi Marti

Mohbat Maar deti h.

Kon kheta hai ki duriya mohabbat bharti

Kon Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Kaun Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Tab Pati Ko Baju Wale Ki Yaad Baju Wale K Ghar Kheech Le Jati Hai
Ab Khaho‚  Kya‚  Duriya Mohabbat Bharti Hai

Pattey ped se girte nahi hawa girati

Pattey Ped Se Girte Nahi,
Hawa Girati Hai,…
Ok..Pattey Ped Se Girte Nahi …
Hawa Girati Hai…
Ladke Bigadte Nahi …
Ladkiya Bigaadti Hai …..
Vah Vah Vah Vah Vah……

Tabiyat men rwani aa gaei hy

Tabiyat men rwani aa gaei hy.

Keh ab tujh pe jwani aa gae hy.

Hamen bhe aj nusrat dolat-e-dil.

Hasino pe lutani aa gai hy..

GooD MoRninG!

A b c d e f g

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N

O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

Make Good Morning For Yourself

I M Busy:-P 🙂

Yay dil tumhara hay kisi ko day

yay dil tumhara hay kisi ko day nahi saktay
amanat tumhari hay khianat ker nahiee saktay

jantay ho tumhay jhuk jhuk kay manatay kuo hain
chahtay hoay bhi tum say adawat rakh nahi saktay

anjanay may ho jaay gulti to khuda maaf karay
jan kay to hum tum ko bhula nahi saktay
~ Tum Bin ~

Bhikari allah ke naam pe kuch

bhikari : Allah ke naam pe kuch de do

woman: kal ka salan kha lo gay?

bhikari: haan ji! kyon nahin

Woman: acha to phir kal aana

Todayz thought never get so much

|….ToDaYz ThOuGhT….|

Never Get So Much Indulge In Others That U Lose Ur Own Identity..

Life Is To Know Ppl, Judge Them, Learn Good Extracts From Others..

But Don’t Let Them Rule Over U…

Remember No-One Cares For U…/

Cant let you go i may not

‘Can’t Let you go’

I may not get

to see you

as often as I like.

I may not get

to hold you

in my arms

all through the night.

But deep in my heart

I truly know,

you’re the one

that I love, and

I can’t let you go.

4 dost picnic pe ja rahe the

4 DoSt PiCnIc Pe Ja RaHe ThE

PeHlA dOsT MAi bArAyAnI LAow gA

DoSrA dOsT MA thAnDi gArAm BoTtLeS LAoW gA

TeSrA dOsT MA kAbAb LaOw gA

ChOtHA dOsT kAMoSh thA Us sE pOcHA tM kIA LAoW gA Wo BoLA mA ApNe ChOtA BhAi kO SAth LAow gA …;->

Develop an attitude 0f gratitude give thanks

^DeveLop An Attitude 0f Gratitude,& Give Thanks f0r everything That HappeNs To You, Knowing That Every Step ForwArd Is A Step Toward AchieVing Something Bigger Nd Better ThaN y0ur CurRent Situation^…

Wo kehti thi mere dil

‘Wo kehti thi !

Mere dil ko mohabt bojh lagti hai

K

Is ki band nagri se

Mujhe kuch khaof aata hai

Hr ik lamha darata hai

Mujhe kuch aisa lagta hai

K is ki narm khamoshi

Meri saansen chura le gi

Mujhe be_bas bana de gi

Mujhe azad rehna hai

Faqat itna hi kehna hai

Sun k uski sab baten

Main bas ye bol pata tha

Mohabt qaid rakhti hai

Magr is qaid men reh kr

Jo khushiyan dil ko milti hain

Kahin se mil nhi sakten

K is ki narm zanjiren

Kbi ghayal nhi krten

Mohabt aisi manzil hai

K jis k sare raston pe

Wafa ka dars milta hai

Nibah ka dars milta hai

Dilon pe raaj krne ki

Adaa ka dars milta.

When v r angry can change decision

When V r Angry V Can Change Decision But Not Feelings

The Changed Decision May Give Satisfaction At That Time

But Later It Hurts Our Feeling A Lot…….

Uss ke dil mein thori see jagah

?’==’Uss Ke Dil Mein Thori See Jagah Mangi Thee’

== ==’JUTT’==

==

‘Us Ne Tanhaiyon Ka Shehar Mere Naam Kr Diya’=’

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb mai kia

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,

aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;-…

Chadarmukhi se kah do devdas ji ja

Chadarmukhi Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ja Rahe Hai
Paro Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Jaa Rahe Hai
Sab Se Kah Do Devdas Ji Ko Upper Ja Rahe Hai
Upper Se Aawaz Aayi
Tahar Ja Pappi Kahi Ke
Kya Tu Nahi Janta Ke Yaha Teenhi Sundariya Hai
Manka Uurvashi Rambha
Tujhe Maine‚  Bevra Samajh Kar Do Do De Di
Lakin Tu Phir Bhi Nahi Sudhra
Niche Paro Chor Gayi Chandra Mukhi Chor Gayi
Ab Paise Khatam Ho Gaye To Upper Chala Aa Raha Hai
Muft Ki Madira Or Humari Teen Sundeariyo Ko Patana
Ja Chala Ja Yaha Se Nahi To Hum Tujhe 1 Or Chance Denge
Niche Ja Niche 1 Or Sundari Aayi Hai Prinka Chopra Ja Us Ke Pass Ja

Pyar means 1pyara sa dil jo kbhi

Pyar means 1pyara sa dil jo kbhi nfrat nhi krta,

1smile jo fiki nhi pdti,

1ehsas jo kbhi dukh nhi deta &

1rishta jo kbhi khtm nhi hota..

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas

Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan Mein Bas Jaaye

Saans Bhi Lo To Khushboo Usi Ki Aaye

Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Pe Chhaaye

Baat Koi Bhi Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aaye

Fact of life by the time you

Fact of Life:

?By the time You realise what your parents said was right?

You will have a Kid who begins to think you are wrong!??.

Aaya hu bari door se kaha ho

Aaya Hu Bari Door Se
Kaha Ho Parathe
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Soikhata Hoon Karate
Aaya Hoon Bari Door Se
Khata Hoon Aalo
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Banata Hoon Use Bhalu
Aaya Hoon Bari Dooor Se
Chosta Hoon Haddi
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Usko Sikhata Hoon Kabaddi
Aaya Hoon Bari Dooor Se
Khata Hoon Loki
Nikal Apne Baap Ko Usko Sikhata Hoon Hockey

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..

Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..

Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…..

Gadha bhi na khaye vo ghas

GADHA bhi na khaye

vo GHAS ho TUM Stupid,

Idiot,Bhakwas ho TUM

par phir bhi kaho

YAAR dost jHAKAS ho TUM.

Mere hum safar kisi roz tumere paas

Mere Hum Safar Kisi Roz tu
mere paas a mere ru ba ru

kisi roz sun meri guftagu
meri chahato me base huye

mere ansuon se bhare huye
meri shab k lamhe shumaar kar

meri zindagi na azaab kar
woh lafz tere jo nayab hon

wohi lafz mere naam kar
mujhe leke tu kahin door chal

zara haath mera tham kar
mere hum saafr kisi roz tu

mere pas a mere ru ba ru
meri khawahishon ko umeed de

meri zindagi ko naveed de…

Wishing u a blessed ramadan

Wishing u a blessed Ramadan

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??????? As u see the cresent moon ???????

???????May all ur dreams come true???????

???????May allah forgive ur all sins ???????

???????May allah’s blessing always shine on u???????

???????And may allah gave uof all that u ask him: ???????

???????Remember me in ur prays ???????

???????Wishing u a blessed Ramadan! ???????

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Wo taqaaza e junoon ab ke bahaaron mein na

Wo taqaaza-e-junoon ab ke bahaaron mein na tha

Aik daman bhi tou uljha huwa khaaron mein na tha

Marney jeeney ko na samjhey tou khata kis ki hai

Kaunsa hukam hai jo un ke ishaaron mein na tha

Har qadam khaak se daman ko bachaya tum ne

Phir shikwa hai ke mein rahguzaaron mein na tha

Tum sa laaakhon mein na tha ai jaane tamanna lekin

Hum sa mehroom-e-tamanna bhi hazaaron mein na tha

Hum kartey na agar zabt-e-faghaan tou kia kartey

Purshas-e-gham ka saleeqa bhi tou yaaron mein na tha

The poor wish to be rich

The Poor Wish To Be Rich …

The Rich Wish To Be Happy …

The Single Wish To Be Married

And

The Married Wish To Be Dead … ;->…

Who said i am missing youi do

who said i am missing you,i do not.who said i cant live without you,i am breathing.who said i cried for you,i have wiped my tears.who said the above lines are true.i am lying cos the one who said i am in love doesnt know i am blind in it……

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid qareeb

Raat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb

uthiye jaldi se ke pegham-e-amaal laya hoon

ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jootey

aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

Mohabt k chand ko apni pinahoon mey

Mohabt k chand ko apni pinahoon mey rehny doo.

labhoo ko na khlo ankhoon ko kuch kehny doo.

dil per hath rakho or kuch deir rehny doo.

mujy mehsoos karo or apny pass hi rehny doo.

Iss taran main marr kay jeon reha

Iss taran main marr marr kay jeon reha han din-b-din…………………..,

Zindagi ton tun assan nu vakh zra kar kay tan dekh,

Pher apnay dil day uttay hath zra dhar kay tan dekh,

Iss taran main marr marr kay jeon reha han din-b-din,

Pal dou pal tun vee zra hun uss taran marr kay tan dekh,

Jo shakhs kal ko apni maut ka

“Jo Shakhs Kal Ko Apni Maut Ka Din Samajhta Hy

Usay Maut k Aaney Se Koi Takleef Mehsoos Nahi Hoti…”

Hazrat Ali R.A

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Muhabbat ke anokhe they sabhi andaaz kya

Muhabbat ke anokhe they sabhi andaaz, kya karte?

Rahay hum bhi gurezaan, aap bhi naaraaz, kya karte?

Sanam tujh se muhabbat ka bhala aaghaz kya karte

Labon per baat ayi, par na thi aawaaz kya karte?

Mere ahbaab kyaa karte, mere dam-saaz kyaa karte?

Mujhe jab dard hi tha raas, chaara-saaz kya karte?

Hujoom-e-shehr me hum kho… gaye kuch chain paane ko

Akele me satati thi tiree aawaaz kya karte?

Dil-e-naazuk hamara us ne pal me torr Daala tha

Usey bhaati thi toote kaanch ki aawaaz, kya karte?

Ham us ke saamne chup saadh kar baithaa kiye, phir bhi

‘Jafaa-kaarii se pesh aaya woh Heelaa-saaz, kyaa karte?’

Saja kar sau tabassum aik Ghum tum se chupati thi

Magar ANMOL ke tum jaan kar woh raaz, kya karte