Her zeenay per…..her manzil per
Her bagheechay her kamray main
Her pair talay……her shakh talay
Her parday…….her deewar talay
Her khirki main….darwazay main
Her mafroozay……andazay main
Her file main…….her kaghaz per
Her aatay jatay…….rastay main
Her toli main…..her dastay main
A dost…………jahan tuk ja’ogay
Tum mera chehra………pa’ogay
A sathi dekho……………ek dafa
Tum apnay mun ka….raz tou do
Main palak jhapktay….aa’oonga
“Tum ek dafa……aaawaz tou do”…
jo jeet kar bhi haar ho, woh jeet kaisee jeet hay,
jo haar kar bhi jeet ho, woh haar meri zindagi….
BARSON SE JO BUJHATA RAHA MERI PIYASS MUFT MAIN”PAPPU”
AAJ US NE HUMAIN KEH DIYA…
2 RUPAY GLASS..
2 RUPAY GLASS……
4 Chezen Janat Ki Taraf Bulati hain,
1.Apni Musibat Ko Chupana
2.Waldain K Sath Neki
3.Chupa Kr Sadqa Dena Kasrat Sy
4.LA ILAHA ILLALLAH Kehna
*HAZRAT ALI R.A…
This is how a week goes:
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Mooooooooooooooooonday……..
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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday………
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday……….
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Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday……….
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Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiday………..
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saturdaysunday… =P ;->…
Mohabbat bewafa k siwa kuchh bhi nahi, duniya gam k siwa kuchh bhi nahi. Unke pas hamare siwa sab kuchh hai, par hamare pas unke siwa kuchh bhi nahi.
From: Ravi Pratap Singh
Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,
Ruk ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote,
Ye zindagi to aap ki amanat thi warna,
Hum to kab ke zindagi se rukshat ho gaye hote.
avinashkundan368@gmail.com
9910089467
Kabi jo ghabra jao dunya ki wehshton say tum,
jani
humain awaz day laina akaily hum b hoty hain,
Sapne ki tarha tumhen saja k Chodun
Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k Chodun
Mere haath tum nahiñ aate warna,
Sari raat tumheñ MURGHA bana k Chodun.
Definition of An Adult.
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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both Ends
And is now growing in the middle.
Aaj Pucha Hamne Khuda Se,
Kaise Jeetain Unka Dil Unse,
Khuda Ne Kaha Muskurake,
Thumhara Khuda Khafa Hai Tumse,
Jao Jakar Use Batao , Apne Seena Chirkar Dikhao,
Tumhara Milan He Hamara Farmaan Hai,
Jao Jakar Use Batao.
NA UMANG DIL MEIN RAHI KOI
NA ZEHAN MEIN KOI SAWAAL HAI
YE JO GARDISHEN HAIN HAYAAT PAR
MERI KHWAHISHON KA KAMAL HAI.
MAIN NE KAB KAHA MAIN HASEEN
HOUN, YA MUHABBATON KA AMEEN
HOUN,
Love is the beauty of the soul.
Saint Augustine
Bartender: I Think U’ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible =P ;->…
Kisi k Lafz nay khushbu ko kar dia paagl
phir in k baad sama ka sama huwa pagal
jo main nay kaha zendagi bana lo mujh ko
to dheray say us nay ek lafz keh diya pagal
Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!…
Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaaiyaan
Hum kaise unka dard bayaan karenge
Ek se hi mohabbat itni karli hai
Ke auro se ab mohabbat kya karenge…
Kisi musanif ne kya khoob kaha hai..
Zara gor se perhna or samajhna..
"Tumhari marzi or khuda ki marzi k dermiyan faraq ka nam GHUM hai"….
*.”SWEET”.*
*.”Morning ”.*
*.”For You”.*
*.”.*.”.*.”.*
Hamesha MUSKURATE raho
In Sitaron ki tarha
*.”.*.”.*.”.*
~ GooD MorninG ~
*.’.*.’.*.’
Main Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha Main
Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha
May the angels sprinkle stardust on your pillow to give you dreams so sweet and may God bless you and make them real. Gud night!
sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai?
sardar2: oye pagal! aaj kal blue tooth ka zamana hai na
…
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aya,
khali hi sahi hathon me jaam to aaya
main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne,
yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya
No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age. …
Hum Karte Hai Tumse Pyar
Isliye Karte Hai Tumhara Intezar
Par Itna Bhi Naa Karo Intezar,
Ke Ho Jaye Kisi Aur Se Pyar
Mafhoom Hadees:
Jo Subah uthtay hee mujh par 10 bar Durood Sharif parhta hai yunhe Shaam kay waqt bhi tou usay Qayamat mein meri Shafa’at milay gi.
(Tibrani)…
Teri yaad se rishta kal bhi tha
teri yaad se rishta aaj bhi hai,,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha
dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,,
Jo pyar hum tum karte they
woh pyar to zinda aaj bhi hai,,
Hum bichad gaye is doori mein
tum door ho majboori mein,,
Kabhi waqt mile to chali ana
khula dil ka darwaza aaj bhi hai,,
Na sataao, na tadpaao….. .
na mehfil mein yu tanha chodo,
Teri yaad me jaage kal bhi they,
teri yaad me jaage aaj bhi hain……
Love isn’t blind, it’s retarded. ~Don Foster and Susan Beavers, Two and a Half Men
Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs,
Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs,
Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,
Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs,
Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon,
Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs,
Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula rakha tha issey,
Milley woh zakhm k phir yaad aa gaya aik shakhs,
Khula yeh raaz k aina khana hai duniya,
Aur is main mujhey tamasha bana gaya aik shakhs…!
The Most Romantic Story Is Not
“Romeo n Juliet”
Who Died Together The Most Romantic Story Is Not
“Romeo n Juliet”
Who Died Together
But
“Me n You”
Who Will Grow Old Together . . . <3 But
“Me n You”
Who Will Grow Old Together . . . <3
…
Rone do Aaj jee bhar ke hamein, Eøst…..?
Aaj us ne rulayaa hy jis ne muskrana sikhaya tha’
hahahaha
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hahahaha
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.pagal ho jo hansty ja rahy ho…
The stars are out,
The moon is up,
1 more Hug,
1 more smile,
Kiss you once,
Kiss you twice
Now it’s time 4 bed.
Close ur eyes
n
sleep tight
Good night
‘9¡cE’Me$sägE?
For
‘9¡cE’PEr$Öñ
iñ
‘9¡cE’$eä$0ñ?
Öñ
‘9¡cE’?Reä$Öñ?
With
‘9¡cE’Wi$he$?
To
‘9¡cE’FrieñD?
At
‘9¡cE’TimE.
T0??$äY
‘9¡cE’?Day.?Good?Morning.
I Want To Dance With You
You have always been with me and stood by my side,
You bring magic into my life and make me alive.
Life is not the same when you are not around,
I can’t do anything that I want, my feet are bound.
But the moment you make your grand entrance,
I feel like giving my life yet another chance.
Life feels different with you, completely in trance.
The moment you step in, I feel like pulling you to the floor to dance.
Dil se pucha ik din kyu gunah karte ho tum
jiski saja humhe bhugatni padti hai ,
gunah karte ho tum sahana padta hai hume,
tum to phir bhi rahat paa lete ho
gum to hume utahana padta hai.
Sonia Sharm
Dear Computer Users,
I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard!
But why do you press all the keys softly & hit me with your full power?
Yours Sincerely, Enter Key :D…
Bahot sataya hay raat bhar kisi ki bebas yaadon Ne…..
Ay Soraj Ab To Nikal Aa K aur Roya Nahi Jata.
GOOD MORNING
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki, badal garjey zor say baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola lagta hai phaunch gai.
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TWO THINGS IN LIFE HURTS VERY MUCH…
1: WHEN SOME ONE LOVES YOU BUT DO NOT TELLS YOU…
2: WHEN SOMEONE DO NOT LOVE YOU BUT TELLS YOU…
muhabbat phool hoti hay,
muhabbat zehr hooti hay,
muhabbat boond bhar paani,
muhabbat dhaar hooti hay,
muhabbat dushman e jaan bhi,
muhabbat yaar hooti hay,
muhabbat jeet bhi shayad,
muhabbat haar hooti hay,
muhabbat takht hoti hay,
muhabbat daar hooti hay,
kabhi aisay bhi hoota hay,
muhabbat paas dikhti hay,
magar uss paar hooti hay……
DIL KI KHAMOSHI SE SANSON KAI TEHAR JANI TAK,,,,,,,
YAD AYE GI MUJE TU MAIRAY MAAR JANE TAK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
TO NE ULFAT KAI B PEMANY BANA RAKHY HAI,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MAINE CHAHA HAI TUJE HAD SE GUZAR JANE TAK…
sweEty@puPpy
Eik din
Rasool(s.a.w) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat main dekha or wja pochi.
Us ny kaha aay Rasool e Khuda Ap(s.a.w)ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon.
Ap(S.A.W.W)ki umat ki 6 khaslatain muj sy brdasht nhi..!
1-jb milain tu salam kartay hain
2-musafah krty hain
3-jb koi kam krna chahty hain tu INSHALLAH kehty hain
4-Istaghfar karty hain
5-Ap(S.A.W.W) ka nam sunty hi salawat bhaijty hain
6-hr kam ki ibtida Bismillah sy karty hain….
Love is like a war,
Easy to began,
Hard to end.
teacher-‘lofer’ or ‘offer’ may kia farak hai???
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student-simple mam
larka’i love you’ bole to loffer or larki’i love you’ bole to offer.
Its not your mistake
if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u.
But Its realy ur mistake
if u can’t read d eyes which loves u.
O Moon Go Slowly ..
O Beautiful Birds Dont Make Noise ..
O My Heart Beat Silently ..
Because My Friend Is Going To Sleep ..
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Good Night ..;-)
Apne Dil ki sun, Afwahoon se kaam na le,
Mujhe yaad rakh,beshak mera naam na le,
Yeh tera veham hai k bhoola hoon tujhe,
Meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na le
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!
Yaar Tumhe Tumhari Mom Ne Kitna Complain Pilaya???
By Idiot
Kya tum Nisar shah ko jante ho?
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Yakinan nahi jante. tabhi uski info dhondh rahe ho! Hai na!
;-]…
*,*,*,*, Aap ki har
‘-.’/.-‘ subah )”'( ph00l0n ki(===) tarah )____(
mehakti rahay
*’AaMEEN’*
Good morning
Ye Kon rakh gya hai Palkon ki dehleez pe Khwaab-e-Hijr,
Goya ! Aaj Raat ka rona bhi lazim, aur sona bhi lazim..!
{ Good Nite }
Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na Sake
Tujhe Paana Chahte They Magar Paa Na Sake
Tum Vo Balla Nikli Jise Hum Fassa Na Sake
Ques:
Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon me kia cheez yaksaan hoti hai?
Guess
Socho
Ans:
Dono ke PAAINCHAY opper hote hain,…
Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Oar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Ooar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Ooar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ki Mohtarma Aap Nai Hai Ya
Khandani Kasai
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak so hope tis nite shall
b nice and sweet. Good Nite…
sweEty@puPpy
Alphabet ‘O’ Stands 4
Opportunity
Which Is Absent In Yesterday
Available Once In Today
&
Thrice in Tomorrow,
So Dont Repent 4 Yesterday…
NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is LiKe NeEdInG a PaRaChUtE …
If He IsN’t ThErE tHe FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd HiM, cHaNcEs ArE yOu WoN’t Be NeEdInG hIm AgAiN … (=
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English na aanay ka nuksaan!
Boyfrind apni girlfriend se
Darling
R u free tonight?
Girlfriend:
Haramkhor
Free k bache
Aaj se pehle kbhi paise liye hain???
THINK IT,
1,Ahmiat dukh ki nhi dukh dene wale ki h0ti hy
2.khwab0n k ander zinda mat rh0 lykn apne ander khwab0n k0 zinda rkh0
3.hm kisik0 apni mrzi se chah t0 sakte hyn lykn ye nhi keh sakte k tm ? mjh se muhabat kr0
4.M0habat usse nhi ki jati j0 khubs0rat h0, khubs0rat w0 h0ta hy jis se m0habbat h0…
When around you, I don’t need to be someone else. Thank you for loving me, for who I am.
Boy1:You are late!.
Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.
Boy1:So long?
Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.
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Greet each day w/ ur eyes open to beauty, your mind open to change, and ur heart open to LOVE! Have a wonderful day! God Bless
Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau
Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha
Boss new Salesman se milny gia to
Wo 1 customr ko fishing rod bech rha tha
Boss door khara dealing dekhny lga
Usne fishng rod bech di
Customr:
Kitny rupy?
S.man:
1200
Phir us ny customr k shoes dekhy
“Itne mehngy shoes pehn k fishng kren gy?
Sports shoes lelo
Wo bi bech diye
Phir kaha:
Dhop me bethna pary ga
Cap bech di
Machli pkrny k lie kafi wait krna pary ga
Biscuts,chips de diye
Total 5000/=
Boss khushi se bola:
Wo fishng rod leny aya or tum ne itna kuch bech dia
Salsmen
Sir wo admi to “ALWAyZ”leny aya tha
Me ne kha 7 din
tu ghr pe kia kry ga?
Ja Machlian pakar….
Ham Bhi Teri Yaad Main Tajmahal Banwayangay
Shah Jahan Ne To Mumtaj Ko Murda Dafnaya Tha
Hum Tujhe Zinda Dafnayengey
Bikhrti Sham Ki Parchaiyan Mujhe De Do.
Tum Apni Sham Ki Tanhaiyan Mujhe De Do.
Main Tum Ko Yaad Karon Or Tum Chale Aao.
Tum Apne Pyar Ki Suchaiyan Mujhe De Do.
Main Doob Jaon Tumhari Udaas Ankhoon Mein.
Tum Apne Dard Ki Gehraiyan Mujhe De Do
Main Kal Ja Rahi Thi
Ke Meri Chappal Toot Gai
Ab Chappal To Moochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapray Seeta Hai
Kapray To Rangeen Hotay Hain
Rangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohay Ka Hota Hai
Lohay Ki To Istiri Bi Hoti Hai
Istri To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custard Bhi Hota Hai
Custard To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Anday Main Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Sufaid Hota Hai
Sufaid To Doodh Bhi Hota Hai
Doodh To Bhains Daity Hai
Bhains To Kaali Hoti Hai
Kaala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Paan Khata Hai
Paan To Laal Hota Hai
Laal To Gulab Main Bhi Hota Hai
Gulaab Main To Kantay Hotay Hain
Kantain To Machli Main Bhi Hotay Hain
Machli To Achchi Hoti Hai
Achcha To Bander Bhi Hota Hai
Bander‚Â To Bander Hota Hai
Parhnay Walay Bunder Jaisay Hi Hotay Hain
Jo Parh Kar Apna Time Zayah Karte Hain
Waqt tu parindy ki terhan he uhr
jayega, Gaya waqt phir nahi kabhi aye ga
They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn’t a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and u feel like giving up, please remember u still got me.
Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!
…
wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,,
MEER
usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti
Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r
Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good Morning
KIU UDASS HO
{W0 nAm mErA h! t0 hY.}
Hatheli Par Jisay
LiKhti Mitaati Ho
Woh Naam
Mera Hi To Hai
Mehandi
Jis K Naam Ki Rachaaii Hai Tu ne
Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai
Sun Ke Jis Ko Palkein Teri JhuK Jaati Hain
Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai
Dil Pe Tere Jo Naam LiKhaa Hai
Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai
Tere Hontoon Pe Jo Kaanp Raha
Hai
Woh Naam Mera Hi To
Hai
Dharrkan Main Jo
Teri GoonJh Raha Hai
Woh
Naam Mera Hi To Hai
Apna
Naam Jis Se Joorra Hai Tu ne
Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai
Tere Naam Ke Bina Jo Adhoora Hai
W0h nAm mErA h! t0 hY
I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new… I’d give up everything… except you…
ASHA
Thi asha man ko pyar milega
Unki bahon ka gale ko har milega
Nisvarth prem ke path par ab to
Agaadh prem vyapar chalega
Hoga kitna sukahad yeh bandhan
Aashoayein ko jeevan daan mileg
All country Morning voices 4u
UK-Hi dear
USA-Good Morning
CHINA-Me How
Japan-Shan How
Italy-Manichi
India-Namaste
In Pakistan-Utth naisti mare 12 baj gae…
Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay
A: Ek to Gabbar ne thakkur ki biwi ko maar diya phir uss k haath bhi kaat diya.
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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai
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A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently …
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‘Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have
your own
brother?’ =p
“Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
And when it’s morning again, they’ll wash away
Here it’s safe, here it’s warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.â€
Vari varsi khatat
gaye c,
khat k lyanda
pjama,
jera ae msg par k
pangra na pavay
0
apni mashoq dy bachyan da mama
B0l00 tara rara……
The Cutest
Proposal of d World from a cute Girl to a Boy…….
Girl- “Hey, I have lost my SurName….
Can I use Urs”….=)……
Kash Khuda Nay Mujhe Kitaab Banaya Hota,…!
Wo Perhtay Perhtay So Jati Mujhe Seenay Se Lagaya Hota….!GOOD NIGHT
Bass aik shakhs ko maangaa mujhay vohi na milaa,
Mohabbaton mein dikhaave kee dosti na milaa,
Agar galey nhi milta tou haath bhi na milaa,
Gharon pay naam thay,namo kay saath ohday thay,
Bohut talaash kiya koi aadmi na milaa,
Tamaam rishton ko main ghar pay chhod aayaa thaa,
Phir uss kay baad mujhay koi ajnabi na milaa,
Khuda kee itni badi kaayenaat mein mainay,
Bass aik shakhs ko maangaa mujhay vohi na milaa,
Bohut ajeeb hai yeh qurbaton kee duuri bhi,
Voh merey saath raha aur mujhay kabhi na milaa,
Hum Gaye Thay Us Ko
Manane k Liye
Wo Khafa Acha Laga
Hum Ne Khafa Rehny Dia
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Tashreeh:
Is Shair Mein Shayer
Apni Mehbooba Se
Keh Raha Hy
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Nikal Le Ab ……
In Life
– – – –
Future Is A Question Paper,
Past Is a News Paper
&
Present Is An Answer Paper !!!
So . . . Read , Learn & Write Carefully….
Aisi kon c chez hai
Jo women main agey hoti ha or cow main peche.
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It’s ‘W’
(W)=Women
CoW=(W)
Laikin teri soch ko salam hai dost..