Sardar i havent slept all nite in

Sardar I haven’t slept all nite in the train. Friend : Why Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend why did you not changed Sardar :Oye,

Har ek muskuruhat muskan nahi hoti

Har ek muskuruhat muskan Nahi hoti, nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti, aansu gam ke aur

Broken wings i can touch the sky

Broken Wings I Can Touch The Sky Watching The World Pass Me By Kiss The Lips Of Dead Woman Broken Dreams Out The Window

K din woh bahot pachtaiga jab laut

k Din Woh Bahot Pachtaiga Jab Laut Ke Wapis Aayega Mai Haule Haule Bolungi Sab Raaz Dil K Kholungi Yeh Duniya Aisi Basti Hai

Gazal talluq tot jaega mera sary

~~~~’Gazal’~~~~ Talluq tot jaega mera sary zmany se, Mere apny khafa honge tmhen apna banany se. Tmhary sath rehny se muje tasken milti thi,

Ek ishq nagar ki waadi thi

‘Ek ishq’ nagar ki waadi thi, Jahan pyar ki nadiya behti thi, Kuch dilwale b rehte thy, Jo pyar ki batein karty thy, Jab

Kya rakha hai apni zindagi k iss

Kya rakha hai apni zindagi k iss afsanay may kch guzri hai usay chahnay may, kch guzar jayegi usay bhulany may….

Dil kerta hai k uss nazuk hontoon

Dil kerta hai k uss k nazuk hontoon ko chuum loonnnnn Magar us ki behtee naak ne mera irada badal diya….

Tadapne pe mere na tum phir hasoge

Tadapne Pe Mere Na Tum Phir Na Hasoge Kabhi Kise Se Dil Laga Ke To Dekho Tum Bhi Dillagi Ke Bookh Mitano Padgi Mohabbat

Dosti is something that no one can

Dosti is something that no one can hate, Dosti is a passion we can never rate, Dosti can happen anytime early or late, Dosti

Laxmi ji aayegi itni ki sab jagah

Laxmi ji aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyopar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi

Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g

Phansi se pehlay inspector ne sardar g se poocha. Bata teri aakhri khwahish kya hai? Sardar G: Mera sir neechay aur tangain ooper ker

Tanha koi mile to karein dil ki

Tanha Koi Mile To Karein Dil Ki Baat Bhi Her Aadmi Ke Saath Hai Saaya Laga Huwa Abb Wo Tufan Hai Na Shor Hawaon

As i lie here tonight trying to

As I Lie Here Tonight Trying To Get Some Sleep I Keep Thinking Of You My Eyes Begin To Weep Things Are This Way

Ye jo hain safed numa pairahan tumhare karte

Ye Jo Hain Safed-Numa Pairahan Tumhare Karte Hain Shaksiyat Ko Roshan Tumhare Kaandhon Pe Bikhari Zulfein, Aankhon Mein Kaajal Ise Saadgi Kahen Ya Qaatilaana

Old frnds r gold new diamond

Old frnds r gold! New frnds r diamond! if u get diamond dont forget da gold, Bcz 2 hold a diamond in a ring

Chodker jis din mujhko jaogi tum bahut

Chodker Jis Din Mujhko Jaogi Tum Bahut Rulaogi. Door Jab Mujhse Chali Jaogi Kasam Se Yaad Bahut Aaogi. Ankhein Band Karke Karna Mujhe Mehshoosh

Ek khwaab ko hakeekat mein banane ka

Ek Khwaab Ko Hakeekat Mein‚  Banane Ka Junoon Jisko Paane Ke Liye‚  Apna Watan Choda Humne Bhool Kar Bhi Kabhi Palkein Na Jhapakne Payee

Mohabbat wafa ke siva kuch bhi nahin

Mohabbat Wafa Ke Siva Kuch Bhi Nahin, Zindagi Intzaar Ke Siva Kuch Bhi Nahin, Unke Paas Sab Kuch Hai Hamare Siva, Par Hamare Paas

Fire and gunpowder do not sleep together

Fire and gunpowder do not sleep together.  ~Proverb

The longest journey begins with a single

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.  ~Edward Abbey

A very sad story ek larka jise

A very Sad story Ek Larka Jise sab Khawaja Khawaja Khatey thay ek Larki Jiska name Nayab tha… Us se bhut piyar karta tha…..

On with the dance let joy be

On with the dance! let joy be unconfined; No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying

Allah says keh dejiye k agr tum

Allah says: ‘Keh dejiye k agr Allah tum ko nuqsan pohnchana chahe ya faiyda pohnchane ka irada kre to kon he jo Uske samne

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to pata chala . . . . . , , , , k PEPSI or PAKISTAN dono 65

I met your eye and felt a

I met your eye and felt a rush, from then on out you were my crush. About every song makes me think of you,

Choose ur favourit numbr 100 150

Choose Ur Favourit Numbr 100 150 222 250 300 350 555 Na Na reply nai Krna Bas Recharge dat Amount 2 My Mobile.. U

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Dil ne mere fariyaad jo ki usme

Dil Ne Mere Fariyaad Jo Ki Usme Bhi Teri Talaash Hi Thi Chaya Gam-E-Andhera Jab Teri Yaadein Mere Pass Hi Thi

Congratulation aamir khan ne apni film

Congratulation! Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

The best of my education has come

The best of my education has come from the public library… my tuition fee is a bus fare and once in a while, five

Boond ki khusi ka nirala thikana hai

Boond Ki Khusi Ka Nirala Thikana Hai Nadiya Mein Kud Kar Dariya Tak Jaana Hai Chil Chilaati Dhoop Ki Shaaoo Se Pucho Jaha Tak

Ramadan ka chand daikha rozay ki dua

Ramadan ka chand daikha, Rozay ki dua mangi, Roshan sitara daikha, Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi, May Almight Allah bless you with his

Laho lahan charagon k sar mly hen

Laho Laha’n Charagon K Sar M¡ly He¡n Mujhy, Tmhary Shehar Me A¡sy Ghar M¡ly Ha¡n Mujhy, Mujhy Btao K Agar Ghonslay Salamat Thy, Hawa

Sahib zaday kiya karte hain larki waloon

Sahib Zaday Kiya Karte Hain Larki Waloon Ne Poocha Ab Dekho Farigh Phirte Hain Ya Tambako Pite Hain Larkay Ki Amman Yeh Bolin Humare

I am not changed but the

i am not changed, but the difference is, you know me now, and they are still trying.

Jakhm har kisi ko dikhane ki aadat

Jakhm Har Kisi Ko Dikhane‚  Ki Aadat Nahi‚  Hai Raje Dil Har Kisi Ko Batane Ki Aadat Nahi‚  Hai Ye To Kuch Khas Baat

You can see the sun that lights

You Can See The Sun That Lights This Moon And These Clouds That Shower On This Earth And A Mom Who Shows The Love

agar dunia men sakoon hota to

*’* Agar Dunia Men SAKOON hota To Log ALLAH ko Bhul Jate, SAKOON to Sirf Un Logon K Pass Hai Jo ALLAH ki Raza

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi? Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai Bhikari: main

Jhole main rakhaa hai hum ne wohi

Jhole Main Rakhaa Hai Hum Ne Wohi Urdu Kitaab Tumhara Jiss Ke Safhon Ko Mehkaaye Sukha Safed Gulaab Tumhara Din Ko Aati Nazar Aate

Designer dress pehante ho modern style rakhte

Designer Dress Pehante Ho Modern Style Rakhte Ho Dil Mein Jalan Aur Face Par Smile Rakhte Ho Baat Karni Aati Nahin Phir Bhi Mobile

Paas reh k bhii bohat door hain

Paas Reh K Bhii Bohat Door Hain Dost Apne Halaat Say Majboor Hain Dost Tark-E-Ulfat* Bhi Naheen Kar Sakte [Tark-E-Ulfat* = Stop Loving -—

Chaar pal ke saath mein fana ho

Chaar Pal Ke Saath Mein Fana Ho Gaya Dil Mera, Do Pal Ko, Ki Tune Mujhse Itni Mohabbat Kyun Hain, Main To Hisaab Mein

Udaasiyan jab tumhein sataein to soch lena

Udaasiyan jab Tumhein sataein To soch lena.. KOI TO HAI JO.. Tumhari khatir Andheron ko Chun raha hai. KOI TO HAI JO.. Tumhare khwabon

Hum her raat tumhara intazar kertey hain

Hum Her Raat Tumhara intazar kertey hain GurIyA Tumney kaha tha lout aongi raat dhalney se pheley. . . ./

Wo meri soch hai koi or ussy

Wo meri soch hai, koi or ussy sochy to kiun.. Wo mery labon ka naghma hai, koi or usay gungunay to kiyn.. Wo meri

Kisii kii chaah ke qaabil nahiin huun

Kisii Kii Chaah Ke Qaabil Nahiin Huun Main Koii Raah Yaa Manzil Nahiin Huun Mujhey Paa Kar Na Paaogey Kinaaraa Saraab E Nazar Hun

Dont eat mentos or softmint before after

Don’t eat Mentos or softmint before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture becomes Cyanide. Don’t

Ae chand sunoo kuch baat karoo teri

Ae chand sunoo, Kuch baat karoo, Teri baat chale, Meri raat kate, Baat karoo us basti ki, Badal barish or masti ki, Ya baat

Tum mujh pe ajeeb asar rakhte ho

Tum Mujh Pe Ajeeb Asar Rakhte Ho Mere Andron e Dil Ki Khabar Rakhte Ho Shayad K Me Tumhen Bhool Jata Magar Tum Yad

A commuter tie up consists of you

A commuter tie-up consists of you – and people who for some reason won’t use public transit.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

Sardarji goes to the library and slams

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian, “So u are the

Aaine par bhi parda kar ke dekha

Aaine Par Bhi Parda Kar Ke Dekha Humne, Khud Ko Itna Bhi Tanha Karke Dekha Humne.. Pata Chal Gaya Us Roz Kitne Sacche Hain

Dava kabhi khud hi dard ban jati

Dava Kabhi Khud Hi Dard Ban Jati Hai Jaise Lehar Sahil Ko Chhoom Laut Jati Hai Dhadkan Ki Lay Par Jhoomti Saansein Kabhi Achanak

Muddaton baad dekha unhe hosh kaise thikane

Muddaton Baad Dekha Unhe, Hosh Kaise Thikane Lage Ashq Palko Par Aye Meri Aur Lab Thar-Tharane Lage Jane Kaise Hawa Ye Chali, Phool Phir

Sardar amrud bech rha tha

Sardar amrud bech rha tha.. . 1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to? Sardar: To saaf baat hai…

His driving is unbelievable i dont go

His driving is unbelievable.  I don’t go that far on my holidays.  ~Ian Baker-Finch, on John DalyCG

Chand agar nikal aaye to ye raat

Chand Agar Nikal Aaye, To Ye Raat Sunahi Ho Jaye Tum Bhi Gar Aa Jao Kareeb To Mausum Aur Bhi Rumani Ho Jaya

Qasid ne di khabar ke wo ayenge

Qasid Ne Di Khabar Ke Wo Ayenge Raat Ko. Itna Kya Charaghan Ke Ghar Tak Jala Dia.

Ek baar pyar se bula lo hume

Ek Baar Pyar Se Bula Lo Hume Chupke Se Baahon Me Chupa Lo Hume Dar Sa Lagta Hai Is Duniya Se Kahin Juda Na

Samandar mein akela chala jaa rahaa hun

Samandar Mein Akela Chala Jaa Rahaa Hun Yaadon Mein Teri Jalaa Jaa Raha Hun Jaltaa Hun Main To Jalegi Tu Ek Din Meri Yaad

Dard dil mein ho to ansu hi

Dard Dil Mein Ho To Ansu Hi Niklte Hai Pyar Mil Jaye Agar To Yeh Dunia Wale Jalte Hai Kehte Hai Pyar Ke Agge

Teacher sab se ziada kitaben kis musannif

Teacher: Sab Se Ziada Kitaben Kis Musannif Ne Likhi Hain? Student: Sir! Khatam Shud Ne, Kyun K Har Kitab K Akhir Me Isi Ka

Jinna ishq namaza padiyan ne oh dar dar

Jinna Ishq Namaza Padiyan Ne Oh Dar-Dar Te Sajda Nahi Krde Jehre Ik De Ho Jaande Ne Oh Har Duje Teeje Te Nahi Marde

Jab tum aoge tumhe sari batein bataenge

Jab Tum Aoge Tumhe Sari Batein Bataenge Raton Ko Jagakar Tumhe Bahut Satange Tumhare Sath Hum Bhi Har Pal Muskaenge Had Se Jyada Pyar

Once prince charles and sardarji were having

Once prince charles and sardarji were having dinner prince said? pass the Wine u Divine? Sardar thinks how poetic, he says ?pass the Custard

Jasay rat ki tareekiyon main chand jagmgata

Jasay rat ki tareekiyon main chand jagmgata hay ‘ghalib’ bus kuch aisa hi alam hota hay jub koi ‘apna’ yad aata hai / Gud

Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara

Baap : beta Jab koi Buzurg khara Ho to apni Jaga usay Baithnay k liye De Diya karo .Ek Din Beta apnay Baap ki

Jaab roop saroop sawar jaijaab tarey orr

Jaab roop saroop sawar jaijaab tarey orr chamak jainjaab dil key ujley sagar meinumeed ki naiiya parr lagey jaab dil ki banjarr dharti parkaliyan

Kaash ladkian papita bechti hoti to ladkon

Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To Woh Kaise? Ldka Ldki Se Kehta Hello Madam – – PAPPI

To change ones life start immediately do

To change one’s life:  Start immediately.  Do it flamboyantly.  No exceptions.  ~William JamesPIH

Mout pe b mujhe yakeen hai

Mout Pe B Mujhe ‘Yakeen Hai’ Aur tum Per B ‘Aitabar Hai’ Dekhna Hai’Pehle Kon Aata Hai’ Mujh se milne Mujhe Dono Ka ‘Intizar

Yeh afsana nahi zalim mere dil ki

Yeh Afsana Nahi Zalim Mere Dil Ki Haqiiqat Hai Tha Rishta Tumse Bhul Gaye The Yeh Haqiiqat Hai Kehna Hai Bohot Aur Reh Nahi

Mare marnay ka laan howa to us

Mare marnay ka £laan howa to us na b keh diya *¤’Faraz’¤* Acha howa mar gaya! Aksar udas rahta tha . . . .

A mans face is his autobiography womans

A man’s face is his autobiography.  A woman’s face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde

Jawab zaror dena 1qismat aur mehnat

{Jawab zaror dena} 1.QISMaT aur MehnaT ME SE QABL-E-ATBAR CHEEZ KONSI Ha? Ans: 2.DUNIA KA SB Se PYARA RISHTA KONSA Ha? Ans: 3. DUNIA

Never assume that somebody love you just

Never assume that somebody love you just because of their sweet behaviour towards you..sometimes you are just an option when they get bored..so pathetic

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de

Oh aashiq ne gore rang de saade kol gora rang nahi saada dil ta ohna de naal hai par oh saade sang nahi …

Zindagi de char din hass khed ke

Zindagi De Char Din Hass Khed Ke Katt Lo, Pyar Naal Duniya Ch Khatna Jo Khat Lo, Lutt Lo Nazara Jag Wale Mele Da,

Night gazhal tera honay laga hoon honay

..¤Night Gazhal¤ Tera honay laga hoon. Honay laga hoon . . . . . . Baqi kal abhi main sonay laga hoon….

Siyah shab maine gujari jaag kar yaad teri

Siyah Shab Maine Gujari Jaag-Kar, Yaad Teri Tadpati Rahi Shab-Bar-Â… Aayaam-E-Afsurda* Raha Har Pal, (Udhas-Din) Aankh Num Hoti Rahi Shab-Bar Ek Tisnagi* Se Rahi

Aasmaan jitna neela haiunflower peela haipaani geela

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai… §unflower Jitna Peela Hai… Paani Jitna Geela Hai… Aap ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hai… (,’) @

2011 is fundamental mathematical 0perati0n year of

2011 is fundamental mathematical 0perati0n year of 1 1+1=2 Add 1-1=0 Sub 1×1=1 Mul 1/1=1 Div =2011 Plz dnt force me 4 N0bel prize.

Life teaches us how to smile even

Life teaches us how to smile even when you lose the most precious thing for you in this world…

Marriage is an alliance entered into by

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the

Jamana badal gaya mera waqt bura dekhkar

Jamana Badal Gaya, Mera Waqt Bura Dekhkar Jaise Lehrey Badal Gayi Naya Kinara Dekhkar Meri Arthi Ko Tum Kandha Naa Lagana Mere Dost Phir

Tumahe to yaad tak naa rakha aur

Tumahe To Yaad Tak Naa Rakha Aur Tum Khete Hoon Main Tum Se Mohabbat Karti Hoon Kisi Bhi Lamhe Main Main Jab Zara Si

Kaise rakhunga khamoshi ko dil mein pichle

Kaise Rakhunga Khamoshi Ko Dil Mein Pichle Shor-E-Kayamat Ki Dhamak Baki Hai Meri Jhulsi Hui Yaadon Ki Ghuti Season Mein Teri Saason Ki Thori

Kuch aunki kuch hamari khata haybaat uonhi

Kuch aunki kuch hamari khata hayBaat uonhi bighar gaiee bus Hum nay chaha kuch dabana to Baat aur barh gaiee bus Dastan badal gaiee

Farishty ny mujh sy kaha k ishk

Farishty ny mujh sy kaha k ishk na kar tu diwana ho jay ga. Main ny Farishty sy kaha k tu msg parny waly

Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata

Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai dil main sirf yehi sawaal aata hai, yaad kartay hain jis ko hum kia usay bhi

O teacher you build my character now

O teacher! You build my character. Now I must build my nation.

Wo mohabton k sody b ajeeb krta

wo mohabton k sody b ajeeb krta hai. faraz bas muskurata hai or dil khareed lyta hai.

You can avoid having ulcers by adapting

You can avoid having ulcers by adapting to the situation:  If you fall in the mud puddle, check your pockets for fish.  ~Author UnknownFELI

Abhi na tajurbekar ek naujawan hain hum

Abhi Na Tajurbekar Ek Naujawan Hain Hum Akl Ki Baaton Mein Thode Bejuwan Hain Hum. Ab Ho Gaye Gulam Unke Aashiki Mein Hum Yun

To err on the side of kindness

To err on the side of kindness is seldom an error.  ~Liz Armbruster, on www.robertbrault.comTPV

Teri baddua bhi dua lagti hai ger

Teri Baddua Bhi Dua Lagti Hai, Ger De Tu Zehar,Dawa Lagti Hai, Tune Sitam Dhaye,Gila Koi Nahi, Mohbbat Ki Ek Ada Hi Lagti Hai,

Manzil e sham kahan ghairat shabbeer as

Manzil e Sham Kahan Ghairat e Shabbeer (A.S) Kahan Haye Sajjad (A.S) Ko Lay Aayi Hai Taqdeer Kahan Aaj Shayed Zamanay Mein Alamdar (A.S)