Urdu / English & Hindi SMS & text messages

When I Miss A Special Person
I Don’t Have To Go Too Far
I Just Have To Look Inside My Heart
Coz That’s Always Where You Are
My Dear Friend!

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

Muskurakar mila karo humse,
Kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse,
Baat karne se hi baat badhti hai janab,
Isliye roz baat kara karo humse.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

Albert Einstein

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colgate

Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck

Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as per your choice with open heart bcs there is no chance of retake if u take any wrong decision you have to pay for that.

lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru
murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo…..

wors r spoken oonly but we dnt know the value of words.they can
heal or broken the hearts very easily.But in reality we only spoke
theese words not 4 brokn the haerts but they may weak a person very
easily

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
‘WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI’

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA

Whats up guys?
First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
Ramailo sanga bitos…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
“Happy Dashain”

I opened up a box one day
What treasures did i find,
Letters and some photographs
Of days we left behind
I drifted back to yesterday
The thought was oh, so clear
For just a moment, anyway
It felt like you were here
I smile when i think of you
Sometimes i cry so much
I’m all alone without you now
I crave to feel your touch
But god had other plans for you
An angel he did find
But now my box of memories
Is all that’s left behind.

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Ak zara si bhul khata ban gayi,
meri wafa hi meri saza ban gayi.
Dil liya or khelkar tod diya,
humari jaan gayi aur unki ada ban gayi

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as Flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Navratri.

A study has proved that
all
fools
use
their
THUMB
while
reading
a SMS.

Now its 2 late
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!:p

Little fish ask her mom:why we can not live on Earth?
Mother said,
Oh my innocent kid…
Earth is not made for”Fish”
Its made for
“Sel-Fish”

A good message for a good person,
From a good friend for a good reason,
At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say
Good Morning

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

gujre hue kal ki yaad aati hai, kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai…… woh subah rangeen aur shaam nirali hogi, jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai……..!

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!

kaali raat di syahi uthe, chand di gwahi uthe,
sach de kore kagaj te ek akbaar main ban jawa,
tu pulle ta teri marji main bhulla te mar jawa…

Ankhon mein hardam naye khwab sajate rehte hai
Khusiyo se bhare nagme gungunate rehte hai
Har saal manate hai dost janamdin mera
Har saal hum apne jivan ka ek saal gavate rehte hai.

I’ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don’t know what I’d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

Men ,and women are limited
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING

Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

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u

Aapki har
subah
Phool ki
tarah
mehkti
rahe.

Phulo se sundar hai meri maa,
Sab kuch hai meri maa mein,
Nahi kuch bhi zarurat mujhe,
Gum, dard de ya zahar pilla de,
Main us ko pujhti hoo,
woh hi meri ebadath hai.

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Having You For A Dad
Was the best beginning I could’ve had…
Ever since that you’ve made sure it gets only better!
You mean the world to me!
Happy Father’s Day

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo
Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay
Sardar Bola Tumhain Kaisay Pata Hai
Bevi Boli…Mera Boy Friend Meray Agay Dalta Tha
Sardar Bola…Acha…Par Mera Boy Friend To Meray Pechay Dalta Tha…

Tare asman me chamkte hai
Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai
Hum bhi kitne nadan hai
Aap dil me rehte hai
or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn
Love you from the core of my heart
Be my Valentine

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Touch your heart
Close your eyes
Make a wish
sky so wide
stars so bright
off the light…
Sleep tight

Good Night!

Never Let Love gets the best of you.. But U should always try to get the… BEST OF LOVE.. !

Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it�s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

“ISLAM” stands for:

I
Shall
Love
Always
Muhammad (S.A.W)

T I T A N I C
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Rakhlo HOLI ka gift he
Next time tajmahal bhej denge. Is bar thodi tangi he

Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan.
Ameen