Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache..

Vaise aap k kitne bache hain?

LADY: Pehle to 2 hi thay lekin jab se ishtehar dekha hai to ache ki talash me 10 ho gaye hain. ;->…

Love is great what love it the

Love is great. what is love? it is the hot test feelings of 2 hearts.it starts from eyes & ends with life. love is a master key which opens the door of hearts.love is a gift of GOD to us & it is realy the best gift for the universe.an old poet says about love that ! all things of world have an ending ,but love alone has no ending.there r a lot of famous names of lovers like:laila,majnu;heer,ranjha;sohni,mahiwal;etc when any one falls in love it feels something strange & looks all world is beautiful. love is a thing which can not be done,but it has been done…

Tere mere hoton pe meethe geet mitwaa

Tere Mere Hoton Pe Meethe Meethe Geet Mitwaa
Aage Aage Chale Hum Peeche Peeche Preet Mitwa”
Colgate Tooth Paste
Tere Mere Hoton Me Gore Gore Teeth Mitwa
Aao Banaye Colgate Ko Hi Apna Meet Mitwa

Sexy girl mere aagay ungli dalo ahah

Sexy girl

Mere aagay ungli dalo

Ah,ah

Mere peeche ungli dalo

Ah,ah

Mere moonh mai ungli dalo Ah,ah

Boy

lun kahan dalon

Girl

sms perne wale ki GAND me

Ah h,h

Ek chahary say to mumkin ni do

ek chahary say to mumkin ni do chahary,

kaisy karty jo ishq dobara krty.

ab to mil jao hummain tum k tmhari khatir,

ktni doooor aa gai dunya say kinara kr k……..

Kudiyan yeh aajkal ki pudiyan aafatt humare

Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafatt Ki Pudiyan
Humare Dil Ki Yeh Raniyan
Karti Hain Yeh Apni Manmaniyan
Rakha Hain Humne Innhe Palkhon Pe
Dil Kushhal Deti Hain Apne Pairon Se
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Chein Hai Inn Ne Humara Cheena
Mushkil Kar Diya Abb Humara Jeena
Raaton Ko Sapno Mein Yeh Aaye
Chupa Chupi Khel Humko Sataaye
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Milne Ke Liye Jab Kabhi Hain Bulati
Inteezar Yeh Humme Ghanto Hain Karati
Late Ho Jao Agar Tum Do Ghadi
Angarein Bann Hum Pe Hain Barasti
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Kaho Unse Phoolon Si Nazook Ho Tum
Kahe Phool Nahi Laye Kitne Fool Ho Tum
Chamkte Moti Si Hain Aankhein Tumhari
Haar Nahi Laye, Ab Nahi Mein Tumhari
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Keh Do Agar Ho Khoobsurat Tum Kitni
Kahe,, Jao-Jao Tum Keh Rahe Ho Yunhi
Na Karo Agar Tum Taaref Inki
Kahe Koi Aur Hai Tumhe Mil Gayi
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Dekh Lo Agar Kisi Ko Mudh Ke
Hazar Sawalon Ke Jawab Do Inke
Hai Inko Humse Pyaar Bahut Jyaada
Magar Nakhre Karti Hai Bahut Jyaada
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Pal Bhir Na Reh Sake Bina Humare
Duur Jao To Aansoon Yeh Bahaye
Aao Jo Tum Laut Karr Phir Paas Iinke
Kahe Ab Tumhari Hume Jaroorat Nahi
Kudiyan Yeh Aajkal Ki Kudiyan
Pudiyan Yeh Aafat Ki Pudiyan
Jee Nahi Sakte Hum Innke Bin
Hai Adhoori Zindagi Innke Bin
Harr Nakhre Innke Humm Seh Lenge
Ekk Baar Ab Tu Gale Laga Le

L o v e is lot

L o v e

Is Lot Like

A Backache…

It Doesn’t Show Up On X-rays…….

But

You Know

Its There ……. (:…

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,

Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai…

Yeh zindagi tere sath ho yah

Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,

Yah Arzoo din raat ho

Main Tere Sung Sung Chalon

Tu har safar main mere Sath ho

Main Kaanton par bhi Chal Paron

Tere Pyar ki Jub Barsaat hoo

Kabhi Sham Dhalay jab hum milay

Na din Dhalay na Raat hoo

Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,

Yah Arzoo din raat ho

Wo so jata ha aksar hume yad

Wo so jata ha aksar hume yad kiye bgair

Hume neend nahi ati unse bat kiye bgair

Kasur unka nahi kasur to hmara hai

Unhe chaha b to unki ejazat liye bagair. Gud morning.

Tum hi ho meri nigahon mien duaon

tum hi tum ho meri nigahon mien.

tum hi tum ho meri duaon mien.

dil se ati hai sada tum hi ho pyar mera.

rab ne beja hai tumiehn dunya mien mere liye.

1 pathan cycle sath le kar bhaga

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

…

Pati office jaa raha tha patni

Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..

Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’

Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai,

Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga.’ …

Mohabbat har isaan ko aazmati hai

Mohabbat har iñsaan ko aazmati hai,

kisi se roöth jati hai aur kisi pe muskurati hai,

Mohabbat khel hi aisa hai,

Kisi ka kuch nahi jataor kisi ki jaan jati hai

Aik shaer ki shaadi main chooha bht

Aik Shaer Ki Shaadi Main Aik Chooha Bht
Zoro Shor Say Bhngra Dal Raha Tha !
Aik Ney Choohey Say Poocha Bhei Shaer Ki
Shaadi Main Tum Kyoun Dance Ker Rhay Ho?
To Chooha Bola Merey Bhaii Ki Shaadi
Hay ! Us Ney Sawal Kiya Woh Kasiey,
Chooha Bola Shaadi Say Pehley
Main Bhi Shaer Tha ! !

Farman e nabvi jis ne meri sunnat sy

Farman-e-nabvi

Jis ne meri sunnat sy Mahabat ki us ne mujh se Mahabat ki or jis ne mujh sy mahabat ki wo mery sath Jannat main ho ga

Tirmizi shareef…

Suna hai kisi ko good morning kaho

Suna hai kisi ko ‘Good Morning’ kaho to uski subha achhi hoti hai.

Par ham ne to ye mehsoos kiya k Good Morning aap ko kaho to din hamara achha hota hai.

So

‘GOOD MORNING’

A dost tum b likha kro shayri

a dost tum b likha kro shayri

dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga

log phenkay gay anday tmatar tm pr to

shaam ki handi ka intzaam ho jai ga…

When i wake up in the morning

When I wake up in the morning,

And the sunlight hurts my eyes

And something without warning,

Bears heavy on my mind

Then I look at you

And the world’s alright with me

Just one look at you

And I know it’s gonna be A lovely day

When the day that lies ahead of me

Seems impossible to face

When someone else instead of me

Always seems to know the way

Dil to hai ka aitbaar kya kijiye

Dil To Hai, Dil Ka Aitbaar Kya Kijiye
Kha Ke Hamara Chocolate Bar
Yun Na Muskura Kijiye
Rula Ke Gaya Sapna Mera
Behti Thi Kab Ho Savera
Dopar Gayi, Sham Gayi
Phir Bhi Nahi Aaya Dudhwala Hamara
Jab Nahi Aaye The Tum
Tab Bhi Mere Paas The Tum
Macchar Ke Jaise
Din Raat Mandaratete The Tum

Iqbal says khol ankh zameen daik falak

Iqbal says

Khol ankh, zameen daik falak daikh

fiza daikh

Mashriq se ubharte hue suraj ko zra daikh

TASHREEH:-

Is sher mai iqbal kehte hain k,

“GOOD MORNING”…

Da hope struggle hard work towardz

Da HOPE, Da STRUGGLE & Da HARD WORK towardz a goal/ successs iz part of da rewardz.

Achieving goal itself iz not da whole reward…….. Good luck

I though to bring lots of flowers

I though to bring lots of flowers and happyness for this valentines day but you said i am not your dear not even a friend to wish you…

Happy valentines day dear..

Tamam studntz sy appeal hy k wo

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly

GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.

A msg 4rm

‘SSF’

‘SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION’ ;->…

ish you SMS# 303664

?”’? ?”’?

? ?,/,? ISH YOU

?____/_____?

?”’?___?””?

? APPY

?___?”’?___?

‘Beautiful’

”’DAY”’

”GØÖD GOOD” ””MORNING””

Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2

Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, . . . . . . . yar choos k bata meethay hain ya khattay?

Hadis e pak jb tum kisi shakhs ko

**Hadis-e-pak**

“jb tum kisi shakhs ko dekho k wo baqa’idgi se msjid aata hai us k haq main eeman ki gwaahi do.

Q k beshak ALLAH ki masjidon jo wo log aabad krte hain jo ALLAH pr eeman rakhte hain”

(Sunan Daarmi)

hadis no= 1255…

Never take some one for grantedhold every

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to

your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise

that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.’

Remember this always in life.

Dukandar ny subha dukan kholi to 2

Dukandar ny subha subha dukan kholi to 2 kuty agy bethy hue thy

Dkandar;Oye tusi aethy ki ker ray ho?

Kuty: yar sari raat ponkdy ray an,

2 "STREPSILS" te day:-D…

If time doesnt wait 4 u

If time doesn’t wait 4 u

Don’t worry!

Just remove the damn battery from ur clock & Enjoy life!…

Wo mujh tak aane ki raah chahta

Wo Mujh Tak Aane Ki Raah Chahta Hai
Lekin Meri Mohabbaton Ka Gawah Chahta Hai
Khud Aate Jaate Mousamo Ki Tarah Hai
Aur Mujh Se Mohabbat Ki Intiha Chahta Hai

There is no fear in love if

There is no fear in Love,

if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern.

Love is not what you can receive

it’s all about what you can give.

4give my eyes 4 admiring u.

4give my eyes 4 admiring u. u stole my heart the moment I saw u call me crazy, call me insane each time my heart beats it mentions ur name.

Fursat milay to yad kr lena us

Fursat Milay To Yad Kr Lena Us Zarra-e-Aaftab Ko…..

( Sanam )

Jis k Senay Me DiL Ki JaGa Tumhari Yad Dharakti Hai…

‘Good Morning’

Love so steady love fine be my

Love so steady, love so fine,

Be my Valentine and I’ll be thine.

If we love each other, rain or shine,

We’ll be rockin’ hand in hand

At a hundred and ninety-nine.

M0rnings are reminders that aah l0ves y0u

‘M0rnings are reminders that A££ah l0ves Y0u.

Y0u are n0t just given an0ther day to enj0y,

But

A chance t0 c0rrect the mistakes 0f yesterday.

Go0d M0rÑing.

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch

Bv ko kush rakhne k liye kuch sonehri asool:

1. Apni wife ki har roz

leni chahiye?

‘KHABAR’

2. Kam az kam 3 se 4 dafa karo.

‘Mobile pay bat ‘

3: Us k pakar kar bar-bar

chomnay chahiyen?

‘HAATH’

4: Us k Aaram Aaram se dabane chahiyen?

‘PAON’

5:Us ki Aagay se hi nahi

peechay se bhi karni

chahiye,

‘TAREEF’

6:Us k samnay Aatay hi

apna nikal kar us k hath

main pakra daina chahiye?

‘Wallet’

Msg saaf hai mager Aap ki soch ko salam ha.:

How to impress a kam wali

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .

Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
…

Maine tum se ko maanga tou

Maine

Tum Se

Tum Ko Maanga

Tou Tum Muskura Diye

Tum Itna Bhi Tou Keh Sakte Thay

K Janaa’n !!!

Kabhi Apni Cheezai’n Bhi Kisi Se Maangi Jati Hyn … ?…

Dil ne jo chaha kabhi na paya

Dil Ne Jo Chaha Kabhi Na Paya
Jhuthi Muskan Se Humne Gham Ko Chupaya
Har Insan Taqdeer Ko Aajmata Hai
Ek Hum Hain Jise Har Bar Taqdeer Ne Aajmaya…

Part 3 woh kehti hai batao na

(Part-3)

Woh kehti hai, Batao na kise khone se darte ho.? Btao kon hai Woh ? Jis ko ye Mausam bulate hain..

Me kehta hn, ye Meri shairy hai Aaena Dil ka, zara dekho btao kiya Tumhe iss me Nazar aaya..?

Woh kehti hai k Aap aise ji buht Baatein bnate ho, mgr sach hai k ye Baatein buht hi Shaad rakhti hain..

Me kehta hn ye sab Baatein fasane ik bahana hai, k pal kuch Zindagani k Tumhare Sath kat jaye…..

phir uske bad Khamoshi ka Dilkash Raks hota hai,

Nighahein bolti hain aur Lab khamosh rehte hain.

Woh kehti hai suno Jana Mohabbt moom ka Ghar hai. . . . . . ./

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HaVe a NiCe Day!

The world doesnot need more

The world doesnot need more mountains to (Copyright www.lovesmsfun.com)

climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!

what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!

GOOD MORNING

Hal pal ki khushi aapki yaad mein

Hal Pal Ki Khushi Aapki Yaad Mein Hai
Humari Har Dua Aapke Sath Mein Hai
Door Reh Kar Bhi Aapko Yaad Karte Hain
Zaroor Koi Pyari Si Ada Aap Mein Hai

A short n true message for ife

A short n True Message for £ife:

“Care should b in Heart and not in Words”.

“Anger should b in Words and not in Heart”…!

Good morning. , . . . .

Haqiqat ko meri naa dil se lagana

Haqiqat Ko Meri Naa Dil Se Lagana,
Main Ekk Shoonya Nahin Koi Thikana.
Koi Mujhko Samhje Raha Kaa Pujaari,
Kisi Ne Pukara Haara Juaari.
Nahin Jaan Paaya Khudd Main Kahan Hoon,
Naa Hee Main Samjha Kis Par Tikaa Hoon.
Tooti Hui Sadak Pe Basi Meri Manzil,
Meri Muflisi Mein Nahin Kuch Bhi Haasil.
Urra Tha Hawa Mein Jab Chaha Gagan Pe,
Kattey Pankh Saare Main Aaya Zameen Pe.
Tab Maut Ne Mujhse Khela Ttha Naatak,
Jab Khul Gaya Ttha Mere Uper Ka Faatak.

Kagaz per mera naam kikh kar mitati

Kagaz Per Mera Naam KIkh Kar Mitati Kun Hoo

Piar Hai Tu Apna Iqrar Chupati Kun Hoo

Mujhy Rook Deya Shariyat K Taqazoon Nea

Warna Mea Tera Zikr Har Zikr Say Afzal Kardoon

Agar Kuda Kahy Tu Mea Tery Qadmoo Mea Sajda Kar Doon

I love u last

I LOVE U …..

…….

…….

…..

…..

…..

……LAST …..

……

…..

I FACKE U

Kia tum b sham ki

*KIA TUM B . . .?
Sham ki dahleez pe aas ka deep jalatay ho . .
Or kisi awara patte ki ahat pr,
Darwaze ki tarf bhaage jate ho . .
KIA TUM BHI . . ?
Dard chupane ki koshish krtay krtay . .
Aksar thak se jatay ho . .
or
bila waja muskaratay ho . .
KIA TUM BHI […]

Kaise sukoon paau tujhe dekhne k baad

Kaise sukoon paau tujhe dekhne k baad..

Kya gazal sunaau tujhe dekhne k baad..

Aawaz de rahi hai meri zindgi mujhe..

Jaau na jaau main tujhe dekhne ke baad…

Girl during sex uncle ji lun

Girl during Sex:

Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me ja Raha Hy.

Oldman:Janey do

Maadarchod ki kismat me Goo khana hi likha Hy

Apne sine se kisi roz lagalo mujhko

Apne Sine Se Kisi Roz Lagalo MujhkO.

Gham-E-Duniya Se Meri Dost Chhupalo MujhkO.

TumkO Di Hai Isharo Mein Ijazat Mein Ne.

Mangne Se Na Milo To Churalo MujhkO.

Apne Saey Se Bhi AbTo Mujhe Lagta Hai Darlagta.

Ho Jo Mumkin To Niganhun Mein Chhupalo MujhkO.

UnkO Likhna Hai Kisi Roz Yeh Khat Mein ‘Arsalan’

Mein To Khud Mein Bhi Nahi Apna Banalo MujhkO

Boow se jiskey gunjtaa hai ghar sara

Boow Boow Se Jiskey Gunjtaa Hai Ghar Sara
Browinee Hai Naam Uska Kutta Hai Mera Pyara
Kuch Roz Pehley Chod Gya Tha Ghar Ko
Uskey Bina Suna Suna Lagta Tha Ghar Sara
Yaad Aati Thi Uski Sab Woh Harkatey
Jab Balcony Se Suiji Ko Karta Tha Ishara
Khushi Hai Uskey Aaney Ki Muhey Bahut
Ab Phir Boow Boow Se Gunjeyta Hai Ghar Sara
Janey Kya Aaayi Thi Usskey Dil Mein Jo Chod Gya Tha Ghar Ko
Ab Aaya Vapis To Lagta Hai Krega Nhi Yeh Galti Doobara
Aa Gya Mera Kuuta Pyara Aa Gya Mera Kutta Pyara

Ek bandar apni maa se puchta hai

Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai.
Maa, Maa Main Kitna Badsurat Hu?
Maa Kehti Hai, Beta Tu To Phir Bhi Thik Hai.
Par Usko Dekh Jo Yeh Msg Padh Raha Hai

Rutha jo pyar hum se dubara nhi

Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila,
Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila,

Ik bar aa gya tha sailab aankh mein,
Darya ko us k bad kinara nhi mila,

Mujh ko bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi,
Usko bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila,

Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein,
Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila

Insan ki fitrat us k chotay choty

Insan ki fitrat us k chotay choty kamon se zahir hoti hai,Q k baray kaam wo hamesha soch samaj k aur mansUba bandi k sath he kerta hai.

HAZRAT IMAM HASSAN(a.s)…

Ek pakeza muhabbat k talabgar hain hum

EK Pakeza muhabbat k talabgar hain Hum.

Azma k dekh lo bht wfadar hain Hum.

Hum ne b Daman me khshyo ko smetna chaha

Shayd isi khwaish k Gunahgar hain Hum…

I hate u when smile at me

I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.

…

Its the month when devils are chained

It’s the month when the devils are chained,

the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.

It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.

It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.

May Allah shower his blessings and

grant you forgiveness in this holy month.

Molana jlal ul din roomi k pas aqeedt mand aaya

Molana

Jlal-ul-din Roomi k pas aqeedt-mand aaya,

Molana ne poocha:

“kesi guzr bsr hoti hai?”

Bola:

“Mil jaey to Shukr krte hyn,

aur na milay to Sabr.

Frmaya

“Aisa to Baghdad k kuttay b krte hyn,

Aqeedt-mand bola:

“Aap ki guzr bsr kesi hoti hai?

Frmaya

“Mil jaey to Khairaat krte hyn, na milay to Shukar….

Jab shaadi tum se hogi burkay main

Jab Shaadi Tum Se Hogi Burkay Main Chupi
Meri Dulhan Tum Hogi Her Raat Sochta Rehta Hun
Tu Kitni Khubsurat Hogi
Aankhain Teri Hiran Jaisi Hongi
Kajray Main Kaali Kaali Hongi
Chehra Tera Gulabi Hoga Zulfain Teri Reshmi Hongi
Labon Pe Muskrahat Hogi Lafzon Main Mithas Hogi
Teri Chaal Matak Matak Si Haathi Jaisi Hogi
Tu Meray Dil Ki Pari Hogi
Meray Sapnon Ki Raani Hogi
Agar Kahin Aisa Na Ho Ki Burkay Ke Andar Shakal
Ek Churail Jaisi Ho To Khuda Main Kyaa Karunga
Ye Bhee Saari Raat Sochta Rehta Hun

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se dikhnay mei

Suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray Boobs baray soft aur pink lag rahay han!

Wife : (sharmaatay huwe) Pata nahi g..

‘JITNAY MOUH UTNI BAATEIN