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Urdu / English & Hindi SMS & text messages


Shut Up”’

Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……

Text Message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

U Know KISS

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

Text Message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

A Good message

A Good message

for a Good person

from a Good friend

for Good Reason

at a Good time

on a Good day

in a Good mood to say

… Good Night…

Text Message filed under Good Night SMS.

what ever you go you are always in my mind….

A little star is shining bright…

Now in’s time to say good night…

So close ur eyes and calm your mind….

i wish you sweet dream to night…

Good night my lovely friend….

what ever you go you are always in my mind….

Sleep tide………

Text Message filed under Good Night SMS.

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels!

Good Night—!

Text Message filed under Good Night SMS.

This Has Been Declared

This Has Been Declared

As D Worlds Most Difficult

Tongue Twister: “The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick”

Try It.

gOod NighT

Text Message filed under Good Night SMS.

Good morning 2 U,

Good morning 2 U,
I : magination 2 ecstasy,
L : aughed in ur smile,
O : verwhelmed with joy,
V : ery moment of U,
E : njoyed the feelings,
U : nable to exit dream.
As I am always to U.

Text Message filed under Good Morning SMS.

Nothing to worry.

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Text Message filed under Good Morning SMS.

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

Text Message filed under Double Meaning SMS.

we are not going to work.

Great people like us operate on the principle of rockets….
Not that we aim for the sky but until
& unless our ass is on fire,
we are not going to work.

Text Message filed under Famous Quotes.