Shaitan ne bhagwan se kaha muje itna

Shaitan Ne Bhagwan Se Kaha: Muje Itna Sundar Banao Ki
Sab Ladkiya Mujpar Mare Or Mei Unka Khoon Choosloon,
Bhagwan Ne Kaha: Ja Tuje Whisper Banadia..

Us din ki kya baat thi humare

Us Din Ki Kya Baat Thi
Humare Beech Hasin Mulakat Thi
Vo Road Ke Us Paar The
Hum Is Paar The
Vo Thoda Aage Badhe
Hum Bhi Thoda Aage Badhe
Hume Dekhkar Vo Kuch Aur Aage Badhe
Fir Kya Tha Hum Bhi Bhad Chale
Kuch Hi Der Baad Kya Nazzara Tha
Vo Sadak Ke Us Paar The
Aur Hum Is Paar The

Jite the kabhi hum bhi shan se

Jite the kabhi hum bhi shan se
mahak uthi thi fiza kisi ke naam se
gujre hain hum kuch aise mukam se
ki nafrat ho gayi hai mohabbat ke naam se
radhae

Hokar tere pyar mein shaamil humne khud

Hokar Tere Pyar Mein Shaamil
Humne Khud Ko Is Tarah Pehchana
Tumne Samjha Jo Apna Mujhko
Na Raha Yeh Zamana Begana
Saahil Bankar Tumne Is Zindagi Ko
Diya Wo Anmol Nazrana
Chand Ko Chhune Ki Himmat Aa Gayi
Aa Gaya Khud Se Nazrein Milana
– Akash Chauhan

Humko tumse pyaar kitna hai yeh bataana

Humko tumse pyaar kitna,
Humko tumse pyaar hai,
Yeh bataana ab zaroori to nahin,
Kyonki baichani to ab humara aalam hai!
Tumko pata bhi nahin,
Kucch humne tumko kha suna bhi nahin,
Phir kyon wahi baat yaad aati hai,
Mulakat ka silsa kyon badta hi nahin

Jo ho ik baar voh har aisa

Jo Ho Ik Baar Voh Har Baar Ho Aisa Nahi Hota
Hamesha Ek Hi Se Pyar Ho Aisa Nahi Hota
Har Ek Kashti Ka Apna Tajurba Hota Hai Dariya Mein
Safar Mein Roz Hi Manjhdhar Ho Aisa Nahi Hota
Sikha Deti Hain Chalna Thokrein Bhi Raahgiro Ko
Koi Rasta Sada Dushwar Ho Aisa Nahi Hota
Kahi To Koi Hoga Jiski Apni Bhi Zaroorat
Har Ik Baazi Mein Dil Ki Haar Ho Aisa Nahi Hota
– Nida Fazli

Ek admi roz subha darakht ki shaakh

Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!…

Ak jatt ki love story me

Ak Jatt Ki Love Story,

Me 3 saal ka tha

wo peda hui

Maine skool admshn lia

vo 2 sal ki thi

Me primary me tha

wo prep me thi

Me midle me tha

wo primary me thi

Me matric me tha

wo midl me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Matric me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo F.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo B.A me thi

Me mtaric me tha

wo M.A me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo P.H.D me thi

Me Matric me tha

wo Doctor ban gai

kal uski Shadi hy or mera.

Matric ka paper ha.

(jee o Jatta)

you had that kind of love.

Once in a while, “great love” comes to your life. It probably won’t last but it’s good to know that at least once in your life, you had that kind of love.

Things 2 take note when u sleep

Things 2 take note when u sleep:

1st-miss me,

2nd-think of me,

3rd-hug me,

4th-love me.

Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes.

Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good ni

Subah ho chuki hai button

Subah Ho Chuki Hai.

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Button Dabane Se Raat Nahin Hogi Dubaara…

Chup Chap Uth Jaao.

‘Good Morning’

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`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

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pRiNcE”

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui dulhan

Petrol pump wale ki shadi hui.

Dulhan se sahelion ne pucha.

Suhaag Raat Kesi guzri?

Dulhan:

Bewaqoof sari raat haath mai le kar pochta raha.

‘KITNA DALOUN’

Mohabbat ki kitab kash na padhi hoti

Mohabbat Ki Kitab Kash Na Padhi Hoti
To Is Dard-E-Dil Se Mulaqat Na Hui Hoti
Sunau Kisko Apne Gile Sikve
Na Lagti Chot To Ye Aankhe Royi Na Hoti…

Muskurane ki har wajah aap ho hamari

Muskurane Ki Har Wajah Aap Ho
Hamari Zindagi Mein Har Jagah Aap Ho
Hume Milegi Jab Bhi Koi Khushi
Hum Samajh Jayenge Khuda Se Dua Karne Wale Aap Ho…

Maa sey jaana payar mamtha hai

Maa sey Jaana Payar Mamtha Hai,      
Loggow sey jaana payar Andha Hai,         
Sharab sey jaana payar Nasha Hai,        
Tere Masum Cherey kay Hassi ko dhek kay Jaana,
Payar wo haseen lamha tha,                
Jo Dil mey bas gaya……

Pyaar shabd labon par aate hi musukurahat

—Pyaar– shabd labon par;
aate hi musukurahat saja deta hai,
man mein kai rang bhar deta hai,
kalpana ko nai udaan deta hai,
pyaar nahi ye to jadu-sa jaan padta hai,
mano khushiyon ka pitara-sa jaan padta hai,
sochati thi mai aise hi kuch,
samjati thi mai aise hi kuch,
par ye to keval man ka bhram nikla,
ek chhalava,kitabi kida nikla,
pyaar ko jitna hi samja apana-sa;
na jane kyu wo nikla utna hi paraya-sa;
Dil pe karu vishwas ya karu Dimag par ya karu un shabdon par……
jis par tika ye sara sansar hai…..!!!
Damin

Aaj bhi vo ehsaas zinda hai is

Aaj Bhi Vo Ehsaas Zinda Hai Is Dil Me,
Jab Palke Uthake Pehlibar Dekha Tha Tumne,
Aaj Bhi Kabhi-Kabhi Yun Hi Muskan Aati Hai Hothon Pe,
Jab Mujhe Dekh Ke Pehlibar Muskuraya Tha Tumne,
Aaj Bhi Badh Jati Hai Ye Dhadkane,
Jab Pehlibar Chhua Tha Tumne,
Kya Hua Agar Aaj Hum Sath Nahi Hain,
Fir Bhi Tumhara Har Ehsaas Zinda Hai Is Dil Me….
– Pooja

Dil kaa kyaa hai vo to chaahegaa

dil kaa kyaa hai vo to chaahegaa musal_sal milnaa
vo sitam_gar bhii magar soche kisii pal milnaa
vaaN nahiin vaqt to ham bhii hain adiim-ul-fursat
us se kyaa kahiye jo har roz kahe,,, kal milnaa
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dil ko us raah pe chalna hi nahi
jo mujhe tujh se juda karti hai
zindagi meri thee lekin ab to
tere kehne mai raha karti hai
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ujre hue loagon se gurezaan na hua kar
haalaat ki qabron pe ye qatbe bhi parha kar.
har waqt ka hansna tujhe barbaad na kar de
tanhaaee ke lamhon mai kabhi ro bhi liya kar,
ae dil tujhe dushman ki bhi pehchan kahan hai.
too halqa e yaaran mai bhi mohtaat raha kar.
us shakhs ke tum se bhi marasim hain to hoonge
woh jhoot na bole ga mere saamne aa kar.
ab thookre khaye ga kahan ae game ahbaab
main to kaha tha mere dil mai hi raha kar.
is shab ke muqaddar main seher hi nahi Mohsin
dekha hai kayee baar chiragon ko bujha kar
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na vo aankh hi teri aankh thee
na vo khuaab hi tera khuaab tha
dil e muntazir to yeh kis liye
tera jaagna usse bhool jaa
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INKISHAAF
na vaada hai koi tum se koi rishta nibhane ka
na koi aur hi dil mai tahayya ya iraada hai
kaii din se magar dil mai
ajab uljhan si rehti hai
ni tum is daastan k sarsari kirdaar ho koi
na kissa itna saada hai
taaluk jo mai samjha tha
kaheen us se ziyada hai
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zehar aalood sahi lab pe tabbasum to saja
kuch bicharne k bhi aadaab hua karte hain
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jala vo aag mohabbat ki mere seene mai
khayyal gair ka aaye to khaak ho jaaye
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khulaa yeh aaj k hum aag hain jahanam ki
charragh hote to shub bhar main jal gaye hote
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na koi gham hai na taqdeer mai judaaye hai
hamare pyaar ki sadion se aashnaaye hai
meri nazar mai azal se qayaam hai tera
LIKHA HUA MERE CHEHRE PE NAAM HIA TERA
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har aik shab meri taaza azaab mai guzri
tumhaare baad tumhaare hi khwab mai guzri
mai aik phool hoon too mujh ko rakh k bhool gaya
tamam umr tumhari kitaab mai guzri
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aarazuu hai vafaa kare koi
jii na chaahe to kyaa kare koi
tum saraapaa ho suurat-e-tasveer
tum se phir baat kyaa kare koi
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suu-e-maikadaa na jaate to kuchh aur baat hotii
wo nigaah se pilaate to kuchh aur baat hotii
go havaa-e-gulasitaaN ne mere dil kii laaj rakh lii
wo naqaab Khud uThaate to kuchh aur baat hotii
ye bajaa kalii ne khil kar kiyaa gulasitaaN muattar
magar aap muskuraate to kuchh aur baat hotii
ye khule khule se gesuu, inhen laakh tuu saNwaare
mere haath se saNwarate, to kuchh aur b

Ham safar ban ke ham saath hain aaj

Ham-safar ban ke ham saath hain aaj bhii
Phir bhii hai ye safar ajnabii ajnabii
Raah bhii ajnabii mor bhii ajnabii
Jaayen ham kidhar ajnabii ajnabii

Zindagii ho gayi hai sulagataa safar
Duur tak aa rahaa hai dhuaaN saa nazar
Jaane kis moor par kho gayii har Khushii
Deke dard-e-jigar ajnabii ajnabii …

Wo kya hay jo kabhi rota to

wO KyA hAy Jo kAbHI rOtA hAy tO kAbHI hAnStA hAy…

kAbHI cHoTa hOtA hAy tO kAbHI bAdA?

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How should a teacher be

How should a TEACHER be ? -.- <3 -Should be Absent at least 3 times a week -Should come in class 10mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier -Should not give any homework and assignments -Should not ask any questions to students -Should not disturb the students by teaching while they are talking …

True luv isnt measured in hugs and

True Luv Isn’t Measured In Hugs and Kisses… But In Struggles and Fears… And Those Who Can Work Though Those… They Possess True Luv…

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All of us have bad luck and

All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the badluck

who keeps right on going iz the man who iz there when the good luck comes

and iz ready to receive it…

VERY BEST OF LUCK

When u face problems in life, don”t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day
searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And
VERY BEST OF LUCK

Scratch amp win h he hea

Scratch & win

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HEAR_

HEART. Congratulations U have won My Heart .

I Miss U!!!

SaaMer 0300 2711 588

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tats y I Love You..:)

D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:)

Hi had ur dinner go 2 bed

Hi had ur dinner

Go 2 bed fast

Because something is waiting 4 u

Do u know what is that…?

“Sweet dreams”

Gud nite!

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Have a nice day…..

zindagi ki ek aur subah mubarak ho.

Allah apko hamesha khush, kamyab aur salamat rakhay

….AAMEN…

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håppy bréàk

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Have ä nyce däy. . . .

1aadaab kerta hoon kaho kia haal hain

1..Aadaab Kerta Hoon Kaho Kia Haal Hain
2..Thailay Mein Doo Romaal Hain Ek Thaal Hai
1..Insaan Mein Kuch Zok-E-Hamdardi Bhi Hai
2..Hum Kia Karein Khaansi Bhi Hai Sardi Bhi Hai
1..Manjhlay Chacha Kia Ab Bhi Hain Multaan Mein
2..Derd Sa Rehta Hai Baaien (Left)kaan Mein
1..Beemaar Hai Begum Guzishta Raat Se
2..Achi Kahi Dil Khush Hua Is Baat Se

Khuda usey ek pal ke liye mera

Khuda Usey Ek Pal Ke Liye Mera Bana De
Kitna Chahta Hoon Usey Koi Yeh Bata De
Har Pal Dekhu Bas Sapne Usi Ke
Na Jaagun Neend Se Kabhi Khuda
Mujhe Aisi Neend Sula De

Mere khayalo ki mallika dil dhadkan ankho

Mere Khayalo Ki Mallika
Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan
Mere Ankho Ka Noor
Chayaa Kuch Aisa Surur
Kaha Ho Tum
Aa Jao ,Aa Bhi Jao
Mere Khayalo Me Basne
Dil Me Samane
Laxmi Bankar Mere Ghar Ko Swarg Banane
Mere Jeevan Ki Apsara Bankar
Mere Har Saas Ko Mahkane
Aa Jao,Ab Aa Bhi Jao
Meri Jism Ki Jaan
Mera Har Armaan
Meri Shakti,Meri Bhakti
Ab Aur Na Tadpao
Aa Jao ,Ab Aa Bhi Jao

Khushi bhi thumse se haigam haitakraar haipyar

Khushi bhi thumse se hai
Gam bhi thumse se hai

Takraar bhi thumse se hai
Pyar bhi thumse se hai

Roothna bhi thumse se hai
Manana bhi thumse se hai

Baat bhi thumse se hai
Misaal bhi thumse se hai

Nasha bhi thumse se hai
Shaam bhi thumse se hai

Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi thumse se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi thumse se hai

Mohabbat bhi thumse se hai
Inaayat bhi thumse se hai

Kaam bhi thumse se hai
Naam bhi thumse se hai

Khyal bhi thumse se hai
Armaan bhi thumse se hai

Khvab bhi thumse se hai
Maahol bhi thumse se hai

Yaadein bhi thumse se hai
Mulakaatein bhi thumse se hai

Sapne bhi thumse se hain
Apne bhi thumse se hai

Ya yoon kahoon main k
Apni to duniya hi thumse se hai…

Ik humaray hont aapk hoonto k ikraark

IK HUMARAY HONT AAPK HOONTO K IKRAAR
K MUNTAZIR HAI
IK APP HO APNAY HONTO KO DANTO SE
DABANA CHORTYAY HE NAHI
IK HUM HAIN JO APP K HATHO KO PAKRNAY
K LIYEHBETTAB HAI
IK APP HO JO APNAY DOPATAY KO CHORTAY
HE NAHI
IK HUM HAIN JO APP KO APNA NAAM DENA
CHAHTAY HAI
IK APP HO K DOSTI SE AAGAY BARTAYHE
NAHI…

Huzoor sawne irshad farmaya sab

Huzoor (S.A.W)Ne Irshad Farmaya :

Sab Se Ziada Sakht Azaab Ma Qayamat K Roz Tasweer Banany Walay Hon Gey . . .

(Bukhari O Muslim)

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The holy prophetsaw said allah has

The Holy Prophet[S.A.W] Said?

?ALLAH Has 99 Names, Whoever Remember Them, ALLAH Will Allow Him To Entre His PARADISE?

(BUKHARI SHAREEF)

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Height of insult d guide i

Height of Insult 😀

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world’s largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard!

Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls……….

Fact of life when someone is

Fact Of Life

“When Someone Is

So Sweet To You …

Don’t Expect That

…They Will Be Like That

All The Time

Because

Even The Sweetest Chocos

Expires … ” …

BEST WISHES

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward…….. BEST WISHES

WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD.

WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE… sTiLL nOt mInE…

Had i the heavens embroidered cloths enwrought

Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,

Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

Of night and light and the half-light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet:

But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet;

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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Koo..koo..koo..koo

YE BEAUTIFUL Koyal

ap sy kehny ai ha

GuD Morning.

Tum kabi na meri azmaish kar sako

Tum Kabi Na Meri Azmaish Kar Sako Gay

Jan Se Ziada Kia Frmaish Kar Sako Gay

Pyar Krty Hain Itna Jitna Samandar Me Pani

Kia Samandr Ki Pimaish Kar Sako Gay

Teacher active voice aur passive ka

Teacher: Active Voice Aur

Passive Voice Ka Example

Batao

Student –

…Active Voice:

“Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain,

Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye

Chain”

Passive Voice:

“Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye

Chain,

Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..”…

Jado tera viah hovega mera dil te

Jado Tera Viah Hovega,
Mera Dil Te Akhian Ron Giyan,
Main Guru Granth Sahib Chakk Ke Bhaj Javaga,
Pher Terian Lavaan Kive Hon Giyan.

Pyar ke liye us se izazat mangi

Pyar Ke Liye Us Se Izazat Mangi
Tute Dilne Bhi Uske Liye Dua Mangi
Jane Kya Baat Thi Us Bewafa Me Ki
Maine Aakhri Khwaish Me Bhi Us Se Milne Ki Dua Mangi…
– Divyesh Patel

Bahut kuch hai dil ki gehrai mein

Bahut Kuch Hai Dil Ki Gehrai Mein
Tadaph Jata Hai Dil Raat Ki Tanhai Mein
Yun Ton Kehne Ko Dost Bahut Hain
Par Fark Hota Hai Saya Aur Parchhai Mein…
– Anand Singh Patel

Chahat ka daaman kabhi na chhute aap

Chahat Ka Daaman Kabhi Na Chhute
Aap Humse Hum Aapse Kabhi Na Ruthein
Is Qadar Nibhayein Apne Pyar Ko Hum
Dhadkane Kamosh Ho Jayein Par
Ye Rishta Kabhi Na Tute…

Hum saath the ek raasta nazar aata

Hum Saath The Ek Raasta Nazar Aata Tha
Akasar Koi Saathi Paas Aake Haath Badhata Tha
Bewajah Hi Hansi Ka Fuwaara Sa Nikal Jaata Tha
Waqt Kya Hota Kisi Ko Samajh Na Aata Tha
Hum Saath The Dil Aksar Machal Jaata Tha
Bekaarari Karti Thi Ghaayal Awara Ban Jata Tha
Raat Bhar Uske Khayalon Mei Bitata Tha
Saamne Aati Thi Jab Kabhi To Nazrein Churata Tha
Yuhin Har Pal Gujar Aata Jata Tha
Naye Naye Armano Ko Jaga Jata Tha
– Akash Chauhan

Meri zaat mein lipti anaein kuch ajeeb

Meri zaat mein lipti anaein kuch ajeeb c hain,

Honton pe sisakti duaein ajeeb c hain,

Ye rakh-rakhao logon ne sikhaya hai mujhe,

K dil mein kuch

honton pe kuch

aur ankhon mein parchhaein ajeeb c hain,

Kabhi chaar su tanhai,

Kabhi vehshaton ki goonj,

Rooh ko drati hain jo sadaeIn ajeeb c hain,

Ab artay hain,

Aksar apnay aap se hum Teri shikayat kartay hain,…

Islam ka sab say behtreen amal konsa

Islam ka sab say behtreen amal konsa hai?

Khana khilana aur har musalman ko salam kerna khuwah tum usay jantay ho ya nahi.

(Bukhari, jild1, pg16)….

If you want to avoid disgrace dont

If you want to avoid disgrace, don?t follow your false desires blindly.

If you want to be honorable then never open secrets befor anyone…..

i am an equation not yet solved

i am an equation not yet solved
i am a sin not yet committed
i am a verdict not yet given
i am a victory not yet announced
i am a defeat not yet accepted
i am a lie not yet made
i am a truth not yet spoken
i am a reality not yet noticed
i am a person not yet recognized
i am just ME not yet understood

Ive seen all ur endeavours hardships i

I?ve seen all ur endeavours

ur hardships I know

u are my friend

I know the reason for struggle

u have tried all your best

Stressed out u have been

Now is the final round

This is ur turn to shine

I wish u well

May all ur dreams come true.

Good luck

Gd night to all friend

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!¡!__NIGHT__!¡! !¡!__TO__!¡! !¡!__ALL__!¡!

!¡!__FRIEND__!¡!

Har rat app mery khawab mai aty

har Rat app mery Khawab mai aty ho

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Sweet’Heart

kbi Ghar raho or humY bi Chance do

Night poetry na din ko light

Night Poetry Na Din Ko Light Na Raat Ko Light Wah Wah Wah ! Na Din Ko Light Na Raat Ko Light GOOD NIGHT GOOD NIGHT

Gd mrg l o v

Gòòd Mörñìñg

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Yöùr lìfè ì$ øf…

Vèry véry hÃ¥ppy dÃ¥y…

Subah bakhair guftar na takrar izhar

(SUBAH BAKHAIR) ===Guftar na takrar na izhar ka rishta Usjan-e-Wafa se hy mera aitbar ka rishta Samjho to boht Qabil-e-Tazeem hy logo ik dost ka ik dost se pyar ka rishta. DOOD MORNING

Larki waley aap ka beta

Larki Waley : Aap Ka

Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larke Ki Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs

Mein 500 Sms

Kerta Hy … ;->

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Shohr or bv mood mai thy 9

Shohr or BV Mood Mai thy,

9 sal k Betay ko Balcony Mai Bhej kar kaha k Mohalley Me Jo kuch ho raha ha Batao

Larka: Jamil Sahab Car mai Jarahe hen,

Asim sahab Ghaas kaat rhy hen.

Rafiq Sahib bv ko Chod rhy he

Baap ander se bola: Tumhe kese pata chala?

Beta:Unka larka b balcony me khara hy..

Judge why did u shoot ur

Judge : Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife
Instead Of Shootingher Lover?
Sardar : Your Honour,
It-‘s Easier To Shoot A Woman Once,
Than Shooting One Man Every Week.