Her zeenay perher manzil perher bagheechay her

Her zeenay per…..her manzil per
Her bagheechay her kamray main

Her pair talay……her shakh talay
Her parday…….her deewar talay

Her khirki main….darwazay main
Her mafroozay……andazay main

Her file main…….her kaghaz per

Her aatay jatay…….rastay main
Her toli main…..her dastay main

A dost…………jahan tuk ja’ogay
Tum mera chehra………pa’ogay

A sathi dekho……………ek dafa
Tum apnay mun ka….raz tou do

Main palak jhapktay….aa’oonga
“Tum ek dafa……aaawaz tou do”…

48206 chezen janat ki taraf bulati hain

4‎ Chezen Janat Ki Taraf Bulati hain,

1.Apni Musibat Ko Chupana

2.Waldain K Sath Neki

3.Chupa Kr Sadqa Dena Kasrat Sy

4.LA ILAHA ILLALLAH Kehna

*HAZRAT ALI R.A…

This is how a week goes

This is how a week goes:

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Mooooooooooooooooonday……..

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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday………

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday……….

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Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday……….

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Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiday………..

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saturdaysunday… =P ;->…

Mohabbat bewafa k siwa kuchh bhi nahi

Mohabbat bewafa k siwa kuchh bhi nahi, duniya gam k siwa kuchh bhi nahi. Unke pas hamare siwa sab kuchh hai, par hamare pas unke siwa kuchh bhi nahi.
From: Ravi Pratap Singh

Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti ruk

Dil ki basti bikhar gayi hoti,
Ruk ke ye zakhm bhar gaye hote,
Ye zindagi to aap ki amanat thi warna,
Hum to kab ke zindagi se rukshat ho gaye hote.
avinashkundan368@gmail.com
9910089467

Sapne ki tarha tumhen saja k chodun

Sapne ki tarha tumhen saja k Chodun

Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k Chodun

Mere haath tum nahiñ aate warna,

Sari raat tumheñ MURGHA bana k Chodun.

Definition of an adult adult

Definition of An Adult.

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ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both Ends

And is now growing in the middle.

Aaj pucha hamne khuda se kaise jeetain

Aaj Pucha Hamne Khuda Se,
Kaise Jeetain Unka Dil Unse,
Khuda Ne Kaha Muskurake,
Thumhara Khuda Khafa Hai Tumse,
Jao Jakar Use Batao , Apne Seena Chirkar Dikhao,
Tumhara Milan He Hamara Farmaan Hai,
Jao Jakar Use Batao.

Na umang dil mein rahi koi zehan

NA UMANG DIL MEIN RAHI KOI

NA ZEHAN MEIN KOI SAWAAL HAI

YE JO GARDISHEN HAIN HAYAAT PAR

MERI KHWAHISHON KA KAMAL HAI.

MAIN NE KAB KAHA MAIN HASEEN

HOUN, YA MUHABBATON KA AMEEN

HOUN,

Bartender i think uve had enuf sir

Bartender: I Think U’ve Had Enuf Sir !

Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !

Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife

Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible =P ;->…

Kisi k lafz nay khushbu ko kar

Kisi k Lafz nay khushbu ko kar dia paagl

phir in k baad sama ka sama huwa pagal

jo main nay kaha zendagi bana lo mujh ko

to dheray say us nay ek lafz keh diya pagal

Gals have two major problems with their

Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:

1. Nothing to wear &

2. No place to keep her clothes.

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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:

1. Nothing to watch &

2. No space for anything new..!!…

Kisi musanif ne kya khoob kaha hai

Kisi musanif ne kya khoob kaha hai..

Zara gor se perhna or samajhna..

"Tumhari marzi or khuda ki marzi k dermiyan faraq ka nam GHUM hai"….

Sweet morning for you

*.”SWEET”.*

*.”Morning ”.*

*.”For You”.*

*.”.*.”.*.”.*

Hamesha MUSKURATE raho

In Sitaron ki tarha

*.”.*.”.*.”.*

~ GooD MorninG ~

*.’.*.’.*.’

Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam

Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aya,

khali hi sahi hathon me jaam to aaya

main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usne,

yun hi sahi uske labon pe mera naam to aaya

No one is too young for love

No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age. …

Mafhoom hadees jo subah uthtay hee mujh

Mafhoom Hadees:

Jo Subah uthtay hee mujh par 10 bar Durood Sharif parhta hai yunhe Shaam kay waqt bhi tou usay Qayamat mein meri Shafa’at milay gi.

(Tibrani)…

Teri yaad se rishta kal bhi tha

Teri yaad se rishta kal bhi tha
teri yaad se rishta aaj bhi hai,,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha
dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,,
Jo pyar hum tum karte they
woh pyar to zinda aaj bhi hai,,
Hum bichad gaye is doori mein
tum door ho majboori mein,,
Kabhi waqt mile to chali ana
khula dil ka darwaza aaj bhi hai,,
Na sataao, na tadpaao….. .
na mehfil mein yu tanha chodo,
Teri yaad me jaage kal bhi they,
teri yaad me jaage aaj bhi hain……

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs,

Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs,

Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray,

Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs,

Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon,

Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs,

Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula rakha tha issey,

Milley woh zakhm k phir yaad aa gaya aik shakhs,

Khula yeh raaz k aina khana hai duniya,

Aur is main mujhey tamasha bana gaya aik shakhs…!

The most romantic story is not

The Most Romantic Story Is Not

“Romeo n Juliet”

Who Died Together The Most Romantic Story Is Not

“Romeo n Juliet”

Who Died Together

But

“Me n You”

Who Will Grow Old Together . . . <3 But
“Me n You”

Who Will Grow Old Together . . . <3

The stars are out moon is up

The stars are out,

The moon is up,

1 more Hug,

1 more smile,

Kiss you once,

Kiss you twice

Now it’s time 4 bed.

Close ur eyes

n

sleep tight

Good night

9cemesge for 9ceper i 9cee0 9cere

‘9¡cE’Me$sägE?

For

‘9¡cE’PEr$Öñ

iñ

‘9¡cE’$eä$0ñ?

Öñ

‘9¡cE’?Reä$Öñ?

With

‘9¡cE’Wi$he$?

To

‘9¡cE’FrieñD?

At

‘9¡cE’TimE.

T0??$äY

‘9¡cE’?Day.?Good?Morning.

I want to dance with you have

I Want To Dance With You

You have always been with me and stood by my side,

You bring magic into my life and make me alive.

Life is not the same when you are not around,

I can’t do anything that I want, my feet are bound.

But the moment you make your grand entrance,

I feel like giving my life yet another chance.

Life feels different with you, completely in trance.

The moment you step in, I feel like pulling you to the floor to dance.

Dil se pucha ik din kyu gunah

Dil se pucha ik din kyu gunah karte ho tum
jiski saja humhe bhugatni padti hai ,
gunah karte ho tum sahana padta hai hume,
tum to phir bhi rahat paa lete ho
gum to hume utahana padta hai.
Sonia Sharm

Dear computer users i do appreciate

Dear Computer Users,

I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard!

But why do you press all the keys softly & hit me with your full power?

Yours Sincerely, Enter Key :D…

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki, badal garjey zor say baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola lagta hai phaunch gai.

Muhabbat phool hoti haymuhabbat zehr hooti boond

muhabbat phool hoti hay,
muhabbat zehr hooti hay,

muhabbat boond bhar paani,
muhabbat dhaar hooti hay,

muhabbat dushman e jaan bhi,
muhabbat yaar hooti hay,

muhabbat jeet bhi shayad,
muhabbat haar hooti hay,

muhabbat takht hoti hay,
muhabbat daar hooti hay,

kabhi aisay bhi hoota hay,
muhabbat paas dikhti hay,
magar uss paar hooti hay……

Dil ki khamoshi se sanson kai tehar

DIL KI KHAMOSHI SE SANSON KAI TEHAR JANI TAK,,,,,,,

YAD AYE GI MUJE TU MAIRAY MAAR JANE TAK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

TO NE ULFAT KAI B PEMANY BANA RAKHY HAI,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MAINE CHAHA HAI TUJE HAD SE GUZAR JANE TAK…

sweEty@puPpy

Eik din rasoolsaw ny shaitan ko kmzori

Eik din

Rasool(s.a.w) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat main dekha or wja pochi.

Us ny kaha aay Rasool e Khuda Ap(s.a.w)ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon.

Ap(S.A.W.W)ki umat ki 6 khaslatain muj sy brdasht nhi..!

1-jb milain tu salam kartay hain

2-musafah krty hain

3-jb koi kam krna chahty hain tu INSHALLAH kehty hain

4-Istaghfar karty hain

5-Ap(S.A.W.W) ka nam sunty hi salawat bhaijty hain

6-hr kam ki ibtida Bismillah sy karty hain….

Its not your mistake if u

Its not your mistake

if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u.

But Its realy ur mistake

if u can’t read d eyes which loves u.

O moon go slowly beautiful

O Moon Go Slowly ..

O Beautiful Birds Dont Make Noise ..

O My Heart Beat Silently ..

Because My Friend Is Going To Sleep ..



Good Night ..;-)

Apne dil ki sun afwahoon se kaam

Apne Dil ki sun, Afwahoon se kaam na le,

Mujhe yaad rakh,beshak mera naam na le,

Yeh tera veham hai k bhoola hoon tujhe,

Meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na le

aap ki har subah

*,*,*,*, Aap ki har

‘-.’/.-‘ subah )”'( ph00l0n ki(===) tarah )____(

mehakti rahay

*’AaMEEN’*

Good morning

Ye kon rakh gya hai palkon ki

Ye Kon rakh gya hai Palkon ki dehleez pe Khwaab-e-Hijr,

Goya ! Aaj Raat ka rona bhi lazim, aur sona bhi lazim..!

{ Good Nite }

Ustara ko kuch istaraha sey unhoney pakra

Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Oar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Ooar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki
Charo Ooar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee
Ki Mohtarma Aap Nai Hai Ya
Khandani Kasai

Wash your face and wash feet now

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep.

Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak so hope tis nite shall

b nice and sweet. Good Nite…

sweEty@puPpy

Needing someone is like a parachute

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is LiKe NeEdInG a PaRaChUtE …

If He IsN’t ThErE tHe FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd HiM, cHaNcEs ArE yOu WoN’t Be NeEdInG hIm AgAiN … (=

English na aanay ka nuksaan boyfrind

English na aanay ka nuksaan!

Boyfrind apni girlfriend se

Darling

R u free tonight?

Girlfriend:

Haramkhor

Free k bache

Aaj se pehle kbhi paise liye hain???

Think it 1ahmiat dukh ki nhi dene

THINK IT,

1,Ahmiat dukh ki nhi dukh dene wale ki h0ti hy

2.khwab0n k ander zinda mat rh0 lykn apne ander khwab0n k0 zinda rkh0

3.hm kisik0 apni mrzi se chah t0 sakte hyn lykn ye nhi keh sakte k tm ? mjh se muhabat kr0

4.M0habat usse nhi ki jati j0 khubs0rat h0, khubs0rat w0 h0ta hy jis se m0habbat h0…

Boy1you are late boy2i had to toss

Boy1:You are late!.

Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and coming to the game.

Boy1:So long?

Boy2:I had to toss 15 times for the game.

Greet each day w ur eyes open

Greet each day w/ ur eyes open to beauty, your mind open to change, and ur heart open to LOVE! Have a wonderful day! God Bless

Super store walo ne nya salesman rakha

Super Store walo ne Nya salesman rakha

Boss new Salesman se milny gia to

Wo 1 customr ko fishing rod bech rha tha

Boss door khara dealing dekhny lga

Usne fishng rod bech di

Customr:

Kitny rupy?

S.man:

1200

Phir us ny customr k shoes dekhy

“Itne mehngy shoes pehn k fishng kren gy?

Sports shoes lelo

Wo bi bech diye

Phir kaha:

Dhop me bethna pary ga

Cap bech di

Machli pkrny k lie kafi wait krna pary ga

Biscuts,chips de diye

Total 5000/=

Boss khushi se bola:

Wo fishng rod leny aya or tum ne itna kuch bech dia

Salsmen

Sir wo admi to “ALWAyZ”leny aya tha

Me ne kha 7 din

tu ghr pe kia kry ga?

Ja Machlian pakar….

Bikhrti sham ki parchaiyan mujhe de do

Bikhrti Sham Ki Parchaiyan Mujhe De Do.

Tum Apni Sham Ki Tanhaiyan Mujhe De Do.

Main Tum Ko Yaad Karon Or Tum Chale Aao.

Tum Apne Pyar Ki Suchaiyan Mujhe De Do.

Main Doob Jaon Tumhari Udaas Ankhoon Mein.

Tum Apne Dard Ki Gehraiyan Mujhe De Do

Main kal ja rahi thi ke meri

Main Kal Ja Rahi Thi
Ke Meri Chappal Toot Gai
Ab Chappal To Moochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapray Seeta Hai
Kapray To Rangeen Hotay Hain
Rangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohay Ka Hota Hai
Lohay Ki To Istiri Bi Hoti Hai
Istri To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custard Bhi Hota Hai
Custard To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To Anday Main Se Nikalta Hai
Anda To Sufaid Hota Hai
Sufaid To Doodh Bhi Hota Hai
Doodh To Bhains Daity Hai
Bhains To Kaali Hoti Hai
Kaala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Paan Khata Hai
Paan To Laal Hota Hai
Laal To Gulab Main Bhi Hota Hai
Gulaab Main To Kantay Hotay Hain
Kantain To Machli Main Bhi Hotay Hain
Machli To Achchi Hoti Hai
Achcha To Bander Bhi Hota Hai
Bander‚  To Bander Hota Hai
Parhnay Walay Bunder Jaisay Hi Hotay Hain
Jo Parh Kar Apna Time Zayah Karte Hain

please remember u still got me.

They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn’t a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and u feel like giving up, please remember u still got me.

Stars r seen 2gether yet they

Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r

Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good Morning

Kiu udass ho w0 nam mera

KIU UDASS HO

{W0 nAm mErA h! t0 hY.}

Hatheli Par Jisay

LiKhti Mitaati Ho

Woh Naam

Mera Hi To Hai

Mehandi

Jis K Naam Ki Rachaaii Hai Tu ne

Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai

Sun Ke Jis Ko Palkein Teri JhuK Jaati Hain

Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai

Dil Pe Tere Jo Naam LiKhaa Hai

Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai

Tere Hontoon Pe Jo Kaanp Raha

Hai

Woh Naam Mera Hi To

Hai

Dharrkan Main Jo

Teri GoonJh Raha Hai

Woh

Naam Mera Hi To Hai

Apna

Naam Jis Se Joorra Hai Tu ne

Woh Naam Mera Hi To Hai

Tere Naam Ke Bina Jo Adhoora Hai

W0h nAm mErA h! t0 hY

I would give up happines to never see you sad

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new… I’d give up everything… except you…

Asha thi asha man ko pyar milega

ASHA
Thi asha man ko pyar milega
Unki bahon ka gale ko har milega
Nisvarth prem ke path par ab to
Agaadh prem vyapar chalega
Hoga kitna sukahad yeh bandhan
Aashoayein ko jeevan daan mileg

All country morning voices 4u uk hi

All country Morning voices 4u

UK-Hi dear

USA-Good Morning

CHINA-Me How

Japan-Shan How

Italy-Manichi

India-Namaste

In Pakistan-Utth naisti mare 12 baj gae…

Q what was the biggest tragedy in

Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay

A: Ek to Gabbar ne thakkur ki biwi ko maar diya phir uss k haath bhi kaat diya.

A small girl looks at her brothers

A small girl looks at her

brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently …

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… …



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‘Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have

your own

brother?’ =p

Deep in the meadow hidden far away

“Deep in the meadow, hidden far away

A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray

Forget your woes and let your troubles lay

And when it’s morning again, they’ll wash away

Here it’s safe, here it’s warm

Here the daisies guard you from every harm

Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true

Here is the place where I love you.”

The cutest proposal of d world

The Cutest

Proposal of d World from a cute Girl to a Boy…….

Girl- “Hey, I have lost my SurName….

Can I use Urs”….=)……

Bass aik shakhs ko maangaa mujhay vohi

Bass aik shakhs ko maangaa mujhay vohi na milaa,

Mohabbaton mein dikhaave kee dosti na milaa,

Agar galey nhi milta tou haath bhi na milaa,

Gharon pay naam thay,namo kay saath ohday thay,

Bohut talaash kiya koi aadmi na milaa,

Tamaam rishton ko main ghar pay chhod aayaa thaa,

Phir uss kay baad mujhay koi ajnabi na milaa,

Khuda kee itni badi kaayenaat mein mainay,

Bass aik shakhs ko maangaa mujhay vohi na milaa,

Bohut ajeeb hai yeh qurbaton kee duuri bhi,

Voh merey saath raha aur mujhay kabhi na milaa,

Hum gaye thay us ko manane

Hum Gaye Thay Us Ko

Manane k Liye

Wo Khafa Acha Laga

Hum Ne Khafa Rehny Dia



Tashreeh:

Is Shair Mein Shayer

Apni Mehbooba Se

Keh Raha Hy

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Nikal Le Ab ……

In life future is a

In Life

– – – –

Future Is A Question Paper,

Past Is a News Paper

&

Present Is An Answer Paper !!!

So . . . Read , Learn & Write Carefully….

Aisi kon c chez hai jo women

Aisi kon c chez hai

Jo women main agey hoti ha or cow main peche.

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It’s ‘W’

(W)=Women

CoW=(W)

Laikin teri soch ko salam hai dost..