Urdu / English & Hindi SMS & text messages

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,
Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai
jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.
(Hazra Ali R.A)

My heart is made 2 luv U,
My heart is made 2 luv U,
My lips are made to kiss U,
My eyes r made 2 see U,
My hands r made 2 hold U,
Every part of me wants U,
Maybe bcoz I was made just 4 U!!!

Barsoon Kay Intizaar Ka Anjaam Likh Dia

Kaaghaz Pay Shaam Kaat Kay Phir Shaam Likh Dia

Bikhri Pari Thi Toot Kay Kaliyaan Zameen Per

Tarteeb Day Kay Mein Nai Tera Naam Likh Dia

Aasan Nahi Thi Tark-E-Mohabbat Ki Dastaan

Jo Aansoon Nay Aakhri Paighaam Likh Dia

Allah! Zindagi Say Kahan Tak Nibhaoon Mein

Kiss Bewafa Kay Saath Mera Naam Likh Dia

Taqseem Ho Rahi Thi Khudai Ki Naimatein

Ik Ishq Bach Gaya So Mere Naam Likh Dia

Kisi Ki Dain Hai Yeh Shairi Meri

Uski Ghazal Pay Jisney Mera Naam Likh

Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste 2 ur life,
but if u try 2 cut it,u will have tear in ur eyes

“The thing that weighs most heavily
in the balance (of good deeds)
is a good attitude.”

Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye
Good Night

Allah
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
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.
gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye
Ameen

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..

wah wah

Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz

Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..

No shadows to depress u,
Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u,
These r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day….
Eid Mubarak.

When I Miss A Special Person
I Don’t Have To Go Too Far
I Just Have To Look Inside My Heart
Coz That’s Always Where You Are
My Dear Friend!

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.
Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil
Lagake Karte Ho..
Kyun ki,

Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

Khuda jane pyaar ka dastur kya hota hai,
Jise ham chahate hai woh hamesha kyon door hota hai.
Kehte hai ke milte nahi zameen asman..
Fir kyon asman zameen par hi fida hota hai..

Though time and miles stretch between us
With contentment, I’ve found what i sought
As i smile and sigh in Remembering
My visits to you, in a thought.

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

- Albert Einstein

fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you can take it or leave it, choice is yours.

Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as per your choice with open heart bcs there is no chance of retake if u take any wrong decision you have to pay for that.

lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru
murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo…..

‘ GOLDEN WORDS ‘

** Kabhi ‘ Zindagi mai kisi k liye mat ‘ RONA ‘
q k wo tumhare ‘ ANSUON ‘ k QABIL Nahi hoga,
or ‘ WO ‘ jo is ‘ QABIL ‘
hoga, Wo tumhe ‘ RONAY ‘ nahi dega… ..

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
‘WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI’

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas

I
LOVE
U!
Send this sms to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest “Polis Station” in luxary jeep. Rahana khana and body masaj free.

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.

Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Jis Shaam Mere Lab Par Tera Naam Na Aaye,
Khuda Kare Aisi Shaam Na Aaye..
Aai Jaane Wafa, Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahin,
Afsaana Likhu Aur Tera Naam na Aaye

Little fish ask her mom:why we can not live on Earth?
Mother said,
Oh my innocent kid…
Earth is not made for”Fish”
Its made for
“Sel-Fish”

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Marny k Baad Mere chand sitaroon Say Puchna . shahid samandar ki kinaroon say puchna . dua maiMar nai Baad Mere Chahat sitaroon Say Puchna . shahid samandar ki kinaroon say puchna . dua main bhe khuda say tera piyaar manga . masjid ki memb or minaroon say puchna
.

Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain

oooooy… bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5
mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra….
bolo tara ra ra….

Jiski yaad mein saare jahan ko bhool gaye,
Suna hai wo aaj kal hamara naam tak bhool gaye,
Kasam khai thi jisne saath nibhane ki,
Yaaro aaj wo meri laash pe aana bhool gaye..!!

Men ,and women are limited
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING

Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ……
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR

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i send this fish as a sign of friendship , plz take care of it , keep itin ur MOBILE.daily put ur MOBILE in da water. so dat da fish won,t die !!!!

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Daddy, I love you so,
You are my inspiration,
You are a picture of strength and serenity,
and I shall love you till eternity!
“Happy Fathers Day

If your legs are paining, don’t worry at all. It’s B’coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind…! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho
Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay
Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho

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Tare asman me chamkte hai
Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hai
Hum bhi kitne nadan hai
Aap dil me rehte hai
or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

3 Ways to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile

Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI

Apna pyar ko chupa na sake,
Deewana dil pe kaboo pa na sake,
Aaj itne karib sa guzar gaye wo
phir b unke hath hum tham na sake!!

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Touch your heart
Close your eyes
Make a wish
sky so wide
stars so bright
off the light…
Sleep tight

Good Night!

D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:)

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:”Khane me kya he WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!