Urdu / English & Hindi SMS & text messages

DO U want 2 know how much I Love U, ASK the Butterflies flying in at the river bank, un4tunatly they can’t talk 2 U but their Beautiful colors will tell U thousand words. I MISS U

I hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, there’s no one who miss U more than me

Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge, Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge, Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena, Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.

Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya
faraz……

jo kahti thee,
KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who r helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen. Eid Mubarak.

“ISLAM” stands for:

I
Shall
Love
Always
Muhammad (S.A.W)

Kiss Is Key Of Love.
Love Is Lock Marriege.
Marriege Is Box Of Children.
So Stop Kiss And Save Your Lips

Lips don’t join wen we say “LOVE”
thats “sign of distance..
But wen we say “FREINDSHIP” lips joins 2 times.
thats “Sign f closeness” check it!

Never say “HI” instead
say ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM

Never say “BYE” instead
say “ALLAH HAFIZ”.

Do not ignore your reality, u r muslim

HAR GIRA GHUNGAT HAYA KA NHI HOTAA HAR UTHA HATH DUA KA NHI HOTA«UJH JATE HE AKSR DIYE HAMRI HI GALTIYO SEA HR BAR KASUR HAWAO KA NHI HOTA

A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.

Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat = FOREVER

Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as per your choice with open heart bcs there is no chance of retake if u take any wrong decision you have to pay for that.

Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Paathumma
ayishumma
nabeesumma
kadeesumma
hadeesumma
hajjumma
beepathumma
cheriyumma
mariyumma
kunjumma
Pinna enda umma onumkudy ninda vallumma

ALLAH GIVES AND FORGIVE
MEN GETS AND FORGET.

Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne
uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski
shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! :p

Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai?
Driver: NO
santa: to kya behan lagti hai?
Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti.
Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta…!!

Main teri isqe ki viraneyo me khoya rahu,
Mere hoto par hamesa yahi fariyaad rahe,
Mujhko mil jaye jamane ki sari taklife,
Mere mehboob ki duniya sada aabad rahe……..

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:

Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.

Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana

People everywhere
breathe the same air,
share the same seas,
live together on the land.
People everywhere
who learn, plan,
work, care,
can
save the earth.

Subha ki suddh hawao k saath,
Suraj ki kiran aur phool ki sugandh k saath
Mubakrak ho apko ek neyi sundar aur
Kamiyab din ki suruwat:):)

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta

Tum rooth jao mujhse
aisa kabhi na kerna
main ik nazar ko tarsoon
aisa kabhi na kerna
main pooch pooch haroon
so so sawal kar k
tum kuch jawab na do
aisa kabhi na kerna
mujhse hi mil k hansna
mujhse hi mil k rona
mujhse bicher k jee lo
aisa kabhi nakerna
tum chand ban k rehna
main daikhta rahoon ga
kisi roz tum na niklo
aisa kabhi na kerna
tum chalay jao jab bhi
tu dekhoon tumhara rasta
tum loat k na aao
asia kabhi na karna….

mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya…..

Kaun hai sufi yahan yahan to sab sharabi hai,
jinhe milti hai nigahon se vo thik hai
jo pite hain paimane se bus unme kharabi hai

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

1 Time 100rs Fine

2 Time 200

3 Time 500

Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

hai dear first count the star… *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo … nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille… Goooooooooood Morning

What a mother I have?
Lovely, lonely, peaceful mother,
She loves and treats us equally,
Wow, what a mother I have!
When she talks, laughs, sings,
All feel happy and be quiet to hear it.
Her soft voice makes me happy.
What a mother I have?

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

U r every thing to me…..
Whom i can share my all secrets….
U r always there to help me……
May u live long.!!
Happy Father’s Day

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hey

Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hey

Mein roo‘oun to dar-o-dewar mujh pey hansney lagtey hain

Hansoon to merey andar janey kya kya toot jata hey

Mein jis lamhey ki khawahish mein safar karta hoon sadyoon sey

Kahin paoon taley aa kar who lamha toot jata hey

Merey khwaboon ki basti sey janazey uthtey jatey hain

Meri aankhein jisey choo lain who sapna toot jata hey

Najaney kitni muddat sey hey dil mein ye amal jari

Zara si thees lagti hey zara sa toot jata hey

Dil e nadan hamari to mohabbat hi na muqamal thi

To heyrat kya jo bantey hi irada toot jata hey

Muqadar mein merey sagar shikast o rekhat itni hain

Mein jis ko apna keh doon who sitara toot jata hain …..

Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

Interviewer to Sardar: Just Imagine u r on 7th floor and building caught fire.
How will u Escape.??
Sardar: So Simple I’ll Stop Imagining…:p

You are Bandar
It means:

B= Beautifull
A= Attractive
N= Naughty
D= Decent
A= Awesome
R= Rambo

Khuda sei thoda rahem kharid lete
Aap ke zakhmo k liye marham kharid lete
Agar kabhi bikti khusyaan meri to saari bech
Aap ke har gham kharid lete

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone.
An hour to like some one,
And a day to love some one…
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

There are two rules for success:
1) Never tell everything you know…
(Roger H. Lincoln)

The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say “I love you”, It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!”

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God”s Love.
Alway Makes you winner.

Son: Dad 5+5, how much?

Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

(“”"”"”"”"”"”)9mm
/”"‘/&/”"”"”‘
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
“”" FOR MONEY,

(>”<)
( ‘o’ ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(“)_(“) FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.
Hello Wind! Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth! Spin Gently.
Coz my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night