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Urdu / English & Hindi SMS & text messages


Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..

Text Message filed under Hindi SMS.

Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di,

Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di,
Judai ke gam ne hamein manzil bhula di,
Chahte to nehin thaey aapse juda hona para
Kya karein agar hamein apno ne hi peeth dikha di

Text Message filed under Dard SMS.

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

Text Message filed under Sardar SMS.

love is feeling, can you feel it

love is feeling, can you feel it? love is truth, can you face it? love is mystery, can you try to open it? love is gorgeous, have you seen it? love is belief, believe me….. i____u

Text Message filed under Love SMS.

Ramadan ka chand daikha,

Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan.
Ameen

Text Message filed under Eid SMS.

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

Text Message filed under Funny Shayari.

Rasul(s.a.w): 4 things that stop the Rizq

Rasul(s.a.w): 4 things that stop the Rizq

a)Sleeping from Fajr to sunrise
b)Praying less
c)Laziness/Idleness
d)Treachery / Dishonesty

Text Message filed under Islamic SMS.

Jub bhe $ab ka Naseeb likhna

Dua ki $urat Mein $ab ki Khatir
Jo meray Honton say Lafz Niklay

Jo meri Ankhon $ay Ashk Niklay
Unhi k badlay mein ay ‘ALLAH’

Jub bhe $ab ka Naseeb likhna
Urooj Likhna
Kamal Likhna
Kabhi na Harf-e-Zawal Likhna

Khu$hian Likhna or sabki member$ ki Umr-e-Draz Likhna

Text Message filed under Good Luck SMS.

Tange feala ke karo.

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Text Message filed under Hindi SMS.

pyer ki shaan

O meri jaan
Banaras ke paan
Dosti ki aan
Pyar ki shaan
Haathi ke kaan
Chawal ke dhan
Mere butter naan
Maan ya na maan.
i miss u..

Text Message filed under Miss U SMS.

Mushraf ki niyat

Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Text Message filed under politics sms.

When the sun can’t warm me any longer,

When the sun can’t warm me any longer,
When days and nights are all the same,
When every person is a stranger,
When life just bursts into the flame,
I see your eyes that watch my soul.
I feel your hands that keep me high.
You spark my mind with greatest thoughts,
You lift me up to gorgeous sky.
These simple feelings have, in truth,
That something special, one can choose.

Text Message filed under ENGLISH SMS.

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna

Text Message filed under Dard SMS.

Bye ;->

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number….

§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø

Bye ;->

Text Message filed under Adult SMS.

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho,

Momin wo nahi jis
ki mehfil pak ho,

Bul-k momin wo hay
jis ki tanhai pak ho”.

Text Message filed under Islamic SMS.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”

Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda.

Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!

Text Message filed under Sardar SMS.

When you love someone,

When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.

Text Message filed under Love SMS.

Friends never make assumptions about you.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you!

Text Message filed under Friendship SMS.

WISH U HAPPY EID DAY

I WISH A WISH 4 U;;;ITS A WISH I WISH 4 FEW;;;DA WISH I WISH 4 U IZ DAT ALL UR WISHES COME TRUE……….WISH U HAPPY EID DAY

Text Message filed under Eid SMS.

apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya

apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma se jage mareez ko permanent sula diya… :-)

Text Message filed under Funny Shayari.