Urdu / English & Hindi SMS & text messages

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match

No one can go back &
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!
Hope U’ll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy!

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

If you love something set it free.
If it turns back it was meant 4 u .
If it does not bounce back it was never meant to b Ur’s.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel

U want u get that is luck.
U want and u wait that is time.
U want but u compromise that is life.
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love.

one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…
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Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya

To love someone is devotion! To be loved by someone is a success! To be with someone you love is an achievement! To be with someone who loves you is LIFE!!!

Change is a nature of life
But challenge is a aim of life
So you have to challenge the changes
But not 2 change the challenges.

A good person supposed 2 b loved, a good person supposed 2 b trusted, a good person supposed 2 b valued….A good person supposed 2 b U…luv U.

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Can youme see ? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?

- Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).

When situation gets u down, remember there’s someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there’s someone on Earth who cares. I do. LUV U

Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.

life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.

Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.

Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule

Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.

When it hurts to look back and…! I am scared to look ahead…! I just look beside me and…! I know you’ll be there…! because we love each other…! Far more than love itself…!!

God picked up a flower & dipped it in dew
Lovingly touched it which turned in to you,
& Then he gifted to me n’ said,
“This friend is for you”