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Izhar jo hum mehsoos kerte hain

‘IZHÄAR’ Jo hum Mehsoos kerte hain ! Agar Tum tak pahonch jaye! To bas itna…

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Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy

Sir miss k mammay daba rahy thy k ek bachy ne dekh lia. Sir: Beta…

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Bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho

bhool jaon usay kaisi baat karty ho MEEER bkabhi din ne b aaghaz kiya hai…

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Hale dil apna unhe sunate hain aur

Hale dil apna unhe sunate hain Aur Vo muskurakar dil jalate hain Kal tak jo…

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Hum raat k sitaray hain tanhaiyon

‘Hum’ raat k ‘Sitaray’ hain, ‘Tanhaiyon’ k maray hain, ‘Tum’ hum ko ‘Thukra’ do ‘BESHAK’…

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You tried your best and you failed

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try

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Suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra

Suna tha DIL samndar se bhi gehra hota hy… Hairan hon samaya nahi is me…

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Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1gand

Gand merwane k 3 bare fayedey 1.gand merwane se sehat achi ho jati hai 2.gand…

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Dosttumhe us orat se maar kyu pari

Dost:Tumhe us Orat se maar kyu pari Pathan: Us ki seat k neche Meri Pani…

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Phool agar khushbu dar hai to tum

phool agar khushbu dar hai to khushbu tum ho. chand agar roshan hai to roshni…

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Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai

Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai, Maine apne har shair mein tera hi naam…

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Punjabi larki mai chalaak na hoti tho

Punjabi Larki Mai Chalaak Na Hoti ThO Aub Tak Mera 50-60 Bar Rape Ho Chuka…

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Secretary saw zip of boss pant is

Secretary saw zip of Boss pant is open Secretary-/ Sir your garage door is open…

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Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara hojisay

Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara ho, Jisay chaha woh hamara ho, Doob jaye kashti…

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Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti warna

Bebas kar deta hai Qanoon-e-dosti warna…!!! , , Main Tujhay itna chodu’n k tu Ghar…

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Tum ne iqrar manga hai to

“TUM NE IQRAR MANGA HAI” TO SUNO…. DIL k Sachy Jazbe Izhar k Mohtaaj Nahi…

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Pathan duwa kro hamari gadhi ki delivery

Pathan: Duwa kro hamari Gadhi ki delivery hai Frnd: Tou isme duwa wali konsi baat…

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Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi’mangda ‘1dafa chod k15min bad…

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Life is pretty much unpredictable i may

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won’t miss…

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Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange…

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Husband jaan dey do bohat mood ho

Husband: Jaan Dey Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha Hai, Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi, Husband:Aajao Na Please,…

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Ye hum tasleem krtay hain hmen fursat

YE HUM TASLEEM KRTAY HAIN, HMEN FURSAT NHI MILTI, MGR.. O MERI SOCH K MEHVAR!…

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Kyun mjhse gurezan ho mujhe saaf bata

Kyun Mjhse Gurezan ho Mujhe Saaf BaTa Do! Agr Juram MOHABBAT ha tu Ph¡r Usk¡…

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Kuch mohabbat ka nasha tha pehle b

Kuch Mohabbat Ka Nasha Tha Pehle B Hum Ko ‘FARaZ’ Phir Dil Jo Toota To…

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I pray for youa life that u

‘I’ Pray For ‘You’a life that ‘u’ truly deserve, a life as good as ‘ur’…

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Never take some one for grantedhold every

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might…

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Super bezti larki tm itne kaalay

SUPER BEZTI Larki: Tm itne Kaalay kyun ho?? Larka: Kaala main ho tumharay Baap ka…

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Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay

Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana…

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Tere piyar ka kya jawab don

Tere Piyar ka kya jawab don, Teri dosti ko kya khitaab dun, Koi acha sa…

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Alfaaz ki shakl me ehsas likha jata

Alfaaz ki shakl me Ehsas likha jata hai Yani pani ko b payas likha jata…

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Love is like playing the piano first

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules….

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Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2

Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf…

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Biwi maine khwab me lun ka hafta

Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay,…

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Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain

Mohabbat ke bhi kuchh andaz hote hain, Jaagti aankhon mein bhi kuchh khwab hote hain,…

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Ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha

ek aadimi peshaab ker raha tha, , , , , , , , , ,…

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Pyar k phool tere naam karte hain

Pyar K Phool TERE NAAM Karte Hain Teri Muskurahaton Ko SALAM Karte Hain Ban Jaey…

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Boy is sitting in a hotel room

Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b…

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The biggest diffrence between sex for

The biggest diffrence between Sex for money… and Sex for free is that… Sex for…

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Meri myat ko jub uthany ki baat

Meri myat ko jub uthany ki baat hogi, Har ankho mai anso ki barsat hogi,…

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1 pathan skooter rok k helmet par

1 Pathan Skooter Rok K Helmet par kharish kr rha tha 1 Admi Bola Khan,Helmet…

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Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chod de, hum woh nahi jo tum…

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Ek lafz muhbt hy isy kr k

ek lafz MUHBT hy, isy kr k dekho, BARBAD na ho jao to mera nam…

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Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta

Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta rhonga ‘Dost Bhool jaun To samjh lena k…

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Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat

Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat karna, Apne anmol aansoo iss tarah bekar mat…

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Is he just doing a bad elvis

‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’

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Star plus ki sucess k baad new channel

Star-Plus ki sucess k baad new channel Sex-Plus Bohat jald New Sex Serials k sath:…

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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni bivi

Shadi ki pehli raat Shohar Apni BIVI ko Rs.500 de kr bola Hmne ye kaam…

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Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k

Tumhare“KHUWAB”sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap“JALANY’ me lutf aata hay, Khuda se apne…

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Din aate hai din jaate hai kuch

Din aate hai din jaate hai, Kuch lamhe aapke bin guzar nahin paate hai, inhi…

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A jest often decides matters of importance

A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

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Zindgi is tarah basar hoti har

Zindgi Is Tarah Basar Hoti, Har Khushi Meri Humsafar Hoti ! Tum Meri Safar Ki…

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On a shipcaptain blackmaild girl if u

ON a ship,captain blackmaild a girl ‘if u dnt sleep with me i’ll sink ship.’…

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Waqat ki ek pal main yaad atay

Waqat ki ek ek pal main Yaad atay ho TUM,,,, Saans ki ek ek Lehar…

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Dedicate time to enjoy its the secret

Dedicate time to enjoy, it’s the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it’s the…

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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain hum

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda…

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Ye jhoot hy k mohbt barbad karti

Ye Jhoot hy k Mohbt Barbad karti hy Dost, Log Khud hi Mohbt ki Gaand…

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Sachi muhabbat bezuban hoti hai ye

Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai. Muhabbat Main Dard…

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Ladki ki jeans pant khulli thhi aur

Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi Pappu…

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Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey

Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam…

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Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat bataane ka ek andaaz hota hai,…

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Ek andha larki ko chod raha tha

Ek Andha Larki Ko Chod Raha Tha Ke Achanak Police Aa Gai… Andhay Ne Cheekhna…

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Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat

Ek train ke dabby me ek aurat sawar howi sab seats pe mard bethe te…

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Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ki makhlook jagti hen Bhoot: Insano ko daranay k liye…..

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Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien

Wo mere kareeb se guzri or nazraien milana tkk na gwaara kiya, Galib Hai k…

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Woh apni bebasi ka qissa kis ko

Woh Apni bebasi ka Qissa kis kis ko sunata FARAZ, BAVASEER ka operation tha aur…

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Uska rukh e mehtab us k haath choom lon

Uska Rukh-e-mehtab Us k haath choom lon Jub bus chaly Us ki hr baat choom…

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Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai

Har insan ki alag pehchan hoti hai, par hamare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti…

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Pathan hum reema se shadi krega

Pathan: ‘Hum Reema se shadi krega.’ Admi: ‘Reema usi se shadi kegi jus ka 8inch…

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Agr hota yaqen tery milny ka khawab

Agr Hota Yaqen Tery Milny Ka Khawab Mein, !!!Sagar!!! To me sone se pehle prani…

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Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy

AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki…

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Arzo0 hay tumhain do0r se dekhnay ki

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain…

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Yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal e yaar

yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota … ager or jeete rehte tu yehi…

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(((~_~))) _))) (((_ G/( . ) ( . )D ) . ( / N i…

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission…..

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Teacher he gave me 14 and 15

Teacher: He gave me 14 and 15 rupees, is ko urdu me translate karo? Girl…

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Tab tak pyaar se mat karo

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar…

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Wo kia hai jis per pyar se

Wo kia hai? Jis per Pyar se haath phero to Foran Khara ho jata hai?…

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One good thing about internet dating youre

One good thing about internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

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If you cannot read this please ask

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.

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Koi khushiyon ki chaah mein royekoi dukhon

Koi Khushiyon Ki Chaah Mein Roye, Koi Dukhon Ki Panaah Se Roye, Ajeeb Silsila Hai…

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Drmareez se tum boht kamzor ho

Dr.:Mareez se ? Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo. (after 1 month) DR:…

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Ek ladki ghar aayi aur apni maa

Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho…

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Boy meri shirt 2000 ki haimere shoes

Boy: Meri shirt 2000 ki hai,mere shoes 5000 k aur jeans 7000 ki hai.. Girl:…

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Mujhe pata chala k mera dost bohat

Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai To Is Liye 2 Larkiyan Bhej…

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Mre aise lund dost hn k bs

Mre Aise Aise Lund Dost Hn K, Bs Kiya Bataun? Pata b he me Gali…

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Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar…

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A relationship is like a rose

A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can…

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Diffrent names of penis kaali

Diffrent names of Penis: * Kaali Ghaas Ka Daaku * Chudakkar Ka Sikkandar * Latakta…