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SON:Mom Ap Roz Papa Pe Char k Jump Q Krti Ho? MOM.: Papa k Pait Ki Hawa Nikalti hon. SON:Kya Faida Kaam wali Papa Ki Pent Khol k Moo Se phir Bhar deti hai.
Pathan green color ka condom Pehin kar larki sy sex kerny laga Larki: ye kya hai? Pathan: Haraa,, kaam men khara. Naswar ki taqat se bhara’
*. . .Mental hospital mein 2 pagal aik doosray ko zoor zoor se chood rahay thaey aur doo pagal ek sath uchal rahe thay! Aik guzartay hue shakhs ne pucha, tum log kyun uchal rahay ho, chudai toh wahan chal rahi hai… Donu pagal ne aik saath kaha, chutiye, HUM MUMMAY HAIN!:p r O c […]
Love is like the measles, All the worse when it comes late in life
Love Is Like A Little Old Woman And A Little Old Man Who Are Still Friends Even After They Know Each Other So Well.. Its True Love..
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
if someone throw stone towards u , throw love towards him. but if some1 throw love towards u , then sit 4 a while & think cause love hurts u more than stone.
suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen hain ‘JAN’ hum bhi raton ko jagna chahte hain
MUKHLIS HAR KISI K SATH REHTA HUN SHAYED ISI LIYE KHALI HATH REHTA HUN MERA EHSA-E-MUHABT ITNA WASEE HAI FARAZ TERE BAGAIR B DEKH TERE SATH REHTA HUN Thanks & Best Regards waseem_abid2002@yahoo.com
ki kabrein udaas na hoti…….. . Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di, Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di, Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki, Lekin usne bhi jeene ke liye zindagi de di waseem_abid2002@yahoo.com
It is ordinary to love the marvellous. But it is marvellous to love the ordinary. Bcoz everyone can love a rose but it takes great deal to love a leaf.@
Us k sath rhte rhte hame chahat c hogai,Us se bat krte krte hame adat c hogai,1 pal na mily to becheni c hoti hai,Dosti nibhate nibhate hame Mohabat c hogae…@
You Are Rich Or Poor In Life By … Smiles Around You Friends You Make People You Are With Ideas You Have Dreams You Chase And The Love You Spread … (:
‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k kuch log App ko khush daikna chahty hain.
Kya Mangon Khuda Say Tumko panay K Bad KiS Ka Karon Intzar Teray Anay K Bad Kyoun Dost k Liey Jan Luta Detay Han Log Mujhe Malom Howa Tumko Dost Bnanay K Bad.
Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
‘Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.’
‘Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?’
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. […]
Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice
YE HUM TASLEEM KRTAY HAIN, HMEN FURSAT NHI MILTI, MGR.. O MERI SOCH K MEHVAR! KBI YE B ZRA SOCHO TMHEN HUM YAD KRTAY HAIN, TO KHUD KO BHOOL JAATAY HAIN!.
Ab k mohabaton me ye kya mo’ajzy hue Hum khud ko sochty hain usay sochty hue Ek bar usko socha sar-e-sham aur phir Ek aur raat beet gai jagty hue…
Hum sbhi khwab churate teri ankhon se mgr, Teri palkon ko khabardar na hone dete! Hum sabhi rang churate tere chehre se mgr, Be asr hum lab-o-rukhsar na hone dete! Tujhse milte teri sanson se mila ker saansein.. Aik bhi saans gunahgar na honay dete!! Hum tujhe dukh bhi sunate to lateefon ki terha,
All beautiful things start from the heart. All bad things start from the mind. Never let the mind rule ur heart. Let the heart rule ur mind.
Its not your mistake if u can’t read d eyes which cheats u. But Its realy ur mistake if u can’t read d eyes which loves u.
I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt
The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.
Rishta hamara is jahan main sabse pyara ho, Jaise zindagi ko sanso ka sahara ho, Yaad rakhna, Humey us pal me bhi tum, Jub tum akele ho aur koi na tumhra ho.
Us Dil Se Piyaar Karo Jo Tumhe Dard De,, Par Us Dil Ko Kabhi Dard Na Do Jo Tumhe Pyar Kare,, Kyun Ke Tum Duiya Ke Liye Koi 1 Ho,, Lekin Kisi 1 Ke Liye Tum Sari Duniya Ho,,
Tanhai na paye koi mehfil ki raat k bad judai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad, na parhy kisi ko adat kisi ki itni k, har sans b aye kisi ki yad k bad
Apki Dosti ka sila har hall main dein gay. Koi b mange ye dil usay taal dein gay. Agar dil b kahe ap bewafa hain. Aap ki kasam ise b seene se nikal dein gay.
Mana K Tere Shehr Me HamSe Gareeb Kam Honge Agr Biki Teri Wafa To Pehle Kharidar Hm Honge tujhe khabr Na Hogi Apni kemat ki tujhe Paa Kar SabSe Ameer Ham Honge
Alfaaz ki shakl me Ehsas likha jata hai Yani pani ko b payas likha jata hai Mery jazbat se waqif hai mera qalm Mein payar likhon to tera naam likha jata hai.
Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye, Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye. Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko, Par aap to hume apna bana gaye….
Koi Suraj Jagy Meri Dherti Py Kuch Aisa Ho Ye Rat Dhaly Koi Hath Main Thamy Hath Mera Koi Le Ker Mujh Ko Sath Chaly Koi Bethy Mery Pahluu Main Mery Shhany Per Hath Dharry Aansu Poonch Ker Ankhon Se, Ruky Ruky Lehjey Main Kahy Youn Tanha SAFR Kabi Kat’ta Nahi Chalo hum tumhary Sath […]
‘Shajar hota t0 Patoon py likh likh k naam tera, ‘Tere sheher ki janib hawaoon mein oraa deta.@
Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte hain, Apne pas tumhe hum bulana chahte hain, thak gaye hum tumhe yaad karte karte, Ab hum tumhe yaad Aana chahte hain….
Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil lagi ka ‘ K nazrain bhi mujh per thee aur parda bhi mujh se tha…..
Andaz badalne lagte hain, hoton pe shararat hoti hai, Nazron se pata chal jata hai Jis dilme mohabbat hoti hai…
Tanhayon me bas un ko yaad karte hain wo salamat rahen yehi faryad karte hain hum un k dedar ka intezar karte hain un ko kya pata hum un say kitna pyar karte he
Teri Tlab ki Had ne Aaisa Janoon Bkhsha… Hum Khud ko Bhool bethay Tujhay Yaad krtay krtay…
UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE. PER KIA KARTE, CHAND HI HAMARA NA HUWA.
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do muje aaj na sahi apna kal de do muje khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari. apna dukh aur dard hi da do mujhay
Koi Khushiyon Ki Chaah Mein Roye, Koi Dukhon Ki Panaah Se Roye, Ajeeb Silsila Hai Ishq Aur Mohabbat Ka ‘DOST’ Koi Wafa Ke Liye Roye,Koi Wafa Kar Ke Roye.
Kisi kisi ko koi ITNA PYAR deta hy Falak se CHAND SITARE utar deta hy Tery milne ki talab mujko ZINDA rakhti hy Par Teri judai ka dar mujhko MAAR deta hai
Hamein tum se mohabbat hai, hamara imtihaan le lo, Agar chaho to dil le lo, agar chaho to jaan le lo. Hamein tum bhool mat jaana, ye ik faryaad karte hein, Wafa ki shart se bhi hum tumein, azaad karte hein, Zubaan bhi hum na kholeinge, yeh tum hum se zubaan le lo. Hum apni […]
Teri Hasti Se Teri Zaat Se Khushbu Aaye, Tou Jo Bolay To Teri Bat Se Khushbu Aaye, TujhKo Dekhon To Meri Aankh Mehak Si Jaye, TujhKo Sochon To Khyalaat Se Khushbu Aaye, Tou Chambeli Hay, Nargis Hay K! Raat Ki Rani, TujhKo Chuu Lon To Mere Hath Se Khushbu Aayeâ€â€¦. FOR MY FRIEND ESHA…M~E..
Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja, Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De, Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek Sung Dil Se, Jo Koi Baat Mujhe Na Kerne De, Her Waqt Mujhe Wo Yaad Aaye, Phir Dil Se Ye Aawaz Aaye, Ye Kesi Chahat Hay Uski, Jo Jeenay De Na Marnay De..M,,E
Mohabat Hum bhi kar le ge yeh galti tum bhi kar lena… Chalo tum se he kar le ge kese say tum bhi kar lena… Tumhain hum dost kehty hai to Acha masvara deghe…. Mohabat Tum ne be karni hai Suno hum say he kar lena…………..
Ek pakeeza mohabat ky talabgar hain hum,, Azma ky dekhlo boht wafadar hain hum,, Humne bi daman me khushyon ko sametna chaha,, Shyad isi khawahish k gunahgar hain hum,,…..!! ~R.F~
Waqat ki ek ek pal main Yaad atay ho TUM,,,, Saans ki ek ek Lehar ko chu jatay ho TUM,,, Jub hoti hai rat,Nikalty hain Tary,,, Chand main Muskuraty nazar atay ho’TUM’….. R..F
2 titliyan apas me gehri ‘Dost’ thin 1 din dono ne game khelny ka faisla kiya. or 1 phool fix kiya k jo kal subah pehly ahkar is phool me baith jay ga wo zeeyada piyar krta hai. agly din male titli subah sb sy pehly pohanch gai. or phool k khulny ka wait krny […]
Us ne phir mera haal pocha hai, Kitna mushkil sawal pocha hai, Hichkiyun ka ajeeb lehja Tha, Baat ko taal taal pocha hai, Tum mujhe chohr to na jao ge, Wastey daal daal pocha hai, Aansu’on ki zuban mein us ne, Jitna pocha kamal pocha hai, Kia kabhi mil sakein ga hum 2no, Mujh se […]
ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa
Ae chand sunoo, Kuch baat karoo, Teri baat chale, Meri raat kate, Baat karoo us basti ki, Badal barish or masti ki, Ya baat karo us bandhan ki, Payal chori aur kangan ki, Ya baat karo un sapno ki, Jinhe tum bhi socha karty ho, Khuwabo main dekha karty ho, Ya baat karo , Hawa […]
“TUM NE IQRAR MANGA HAI†TO SUNO…. DIL k Sachy Jazbe Izhar k Mohtaaj Nahi Hoty Ye wo Jazby hain jo Jugno ban kar Aankhon main Chamakty hain Honton k Garam Ghoshon main Reh kar Dil main Bastay hain Tum mujh main isi tarhan samaye howe ho K jese Taaron main Chamak, Titli main Rang […]
Woh dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare Main tujhe bhool kar zinda rahoon khuda na kare. Raheyga saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar, Yeh aur baat hai zindagi mujhse beewafai na kare
Meri tum Se Guzarish Ha Wafaon ka Bharm Rakna, Chlay Ana Meri Khatir Sadaon ka Bharm Rkhna, Charagh-E-Jaan Nahi Bujhta Hawa Mayous Hoti Ha, Usy Ata Nhi Shayad Hawaon ka Bharam Rakhna, Mujhay Logon Ne Mehfil Main Hmaisha Hanste Daikha Hy, Meri Fitrat Me Shamil Ha Anaon ka Bharam Rkhna.
Tuje roz dekhon qareeb say mairay shook be hain ajeeb say muje mangna hay tuje hi ko bass apnay RAB say or uss K HABIB say mairee ankh may B hay aajzee mairay khwab be hain gareeb say Mairay sub dukhon ki dawa ho tum Milay kia sukoon phir tabeeb say
Beautiful sentence BUT, I LUV U and World’s most selfish/painful sentence I LUV U, BUT..
Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye, Jinki yado me ye arman pighal gaye, khoza tha jinko sare jahan me, palke band ki to wo Dil me hi mil gaye
Aik sarsari nazar woh mujhe pe bhi daal de, A rab-e-zuljalal,Usay itna khiyal de, Itna arooj usay q dia k mujhe mil na sakay, Woh ho sakay mera ussay itna zawal de
Hamain neend nahi aati unko yaad kiey baghair Wo aksar so jatay hain hamara naam Liey baghair Qasoor unka nahi Qasoor tou hamara hay Ham ne unse mohabbat ki hay unki ijazat k baghair
*”*.*”*. * kismat * ‘*. Se .*’ ‘*.*’ .*”*.*”*. * Miltay * ‘*. Hain .*’ ‘*.*’ Fraaz Zindagi K Sbhi Rnj.o.Gham. .*”*.*”*. * Arzu Ho * ‘*. tO .*’ ‘*,.*’ .*”*.*”*. *Bichartay* ‘*.Nahin.*’ ‘*.*’dil main Rehne Waly.
What’s Love? Shakespeare says: “Don’t ask da person who loves someone, But Ask da person who have lost someone.†They only can feel da true love! ~~M*E~~
SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen, Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkein, Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfein Sarahay Dosra Koi, Mujhay Acha Nahi Lagta, Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, Kare Jab Tazkara Koi, Kare Jab Tabsara Koi, Tumhari Zaat Ko Khoojay, Tumhari Baat Ko Soochay, Mujhay Acha Nahin Lagta, Suno Acha […]
Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat karo, Ke husn sar pey sawaar ho jaaye, Hum kehtey hain ke ishq itna karo, Key patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye.
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat bataane ka ek andaaz hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewafaai ki, Har kisiko apne pyar pe naaz hota hai!
Mere Zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga tere baad, Hum ney apnay bhi khoey they tujhe paney ke liye..
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules. Then u must forget the Rules and Play from your heart
har kisi na kisi ko apne chahat par naaz hota hai dureyan hone ke bad bhi dil dil ke paas hota hai mana ke chahat zindagi ka ahesas hai log to jlte hai hum to sath jab taq sans men sans hai
Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye, Meri nazro ki ummed ban’na kabhi
Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood Ruk ruk kay baar baar barstii hain aaj bhi
milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha
ZABT KERTA HON TO HER ZAKHAM LAHO DETA HY, AAH KERTA HON TO ANDESHA-E-RUSWAI HY,DEKHTA HON TO HAZARON SE SHANASAI HY, SOCHTA HON TO WHI GHAM WHI TNHAI HY.
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye, Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye, Khud hi kar li bewafai humne, taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…
Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga
Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha, Na jane kya baat thi unme, Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha…
Hale dil apna unhe sunate hain Aur Vo muskurakar dil jalate hain Kal tak jo kehte thi ki hum phool khilayenge Aaj apne haaton se chaman jalate hain
Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja, Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain, Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar, Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain.
Paas aakar yun hum tum dur kyon ho gaye Pal bhar mein hi khayal kyon tinko mein bikhar gaye Teri mauzudgi ka ehsaas ab tanhayee main hota hai Jab aankon se teri yaad paani bankar nikalti hai
milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha
Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin, Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules. Then u must forget the Rules and Play from your heart
The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not important-what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. ~ Helen Hayes