Punjabi SMS / text messages

Jis Yaar De Yaar Hzaran Hovan, Us Yaar Nu Yaar Na SamJhin.. Jehra Hadd ton Wadd k Pyar karey, Us Pyar Nu Pyar Na SamJhin.. Howay Yaar te Devay khaar tenu, Us khaar Nu khaar Na SamJhin.. ..BULLHAY SHAH.. Bhavain Yaar Haqeer v Hovay, Ohdi Sangat Be’kaar Na SamJhin.!.!

tak li teri yari kdi misscall v tu nai mari idhr udhr lamiyan callan mukk gy blance sadi wari 10 din light na awey muk jaye battery tri sari vekh lai tri yarisb meharban ty msg py hovan aon na signal sadi wari tak lai tri yari ‘EID MUBARAK’ vekhi sadi yari 6 din pello [...]

1 Raat Da Jagan Buhat Ookha 1 Jagda Dukhi Beemar Raati, Ya Jagda Choor Tya Dhag Raati, Ya Jagda Pehray Daar Raati, Ya Jagda Ishk Di Ramz Wala, YA Jagda Yar Da Yar Raati, ‘WARIS MIAAN’ Sabhi Soon Janday Bas Jagda Parwar Degar Raati….

‘BULLAY SHAH’ Rub Rub karday budhay ho gaye Mulla, Pandat saaray, Rub da khoj khura na labba te sajday kar kar haaray, Rub te teray andar wasda te vich Quran Eshaaray, Bulleh shah Rub ohnu mil C jerha Nabi (S.A.W.W) ton tann mann waaray.

Jisyar dey yar hazar hovan, Us yar nu yar na samjhin. Jerha had ton wad k pyar kary, Us pyar nu pyar na sajhin. Hovay yar tay devay khaar tenu, Us khaar nu khaar na samjhin. BULLY SHAH bhavain yar jina v ghareeb hovy, Ohdi sangat kadi bekaar na samjhin…

ay ishq di raah bari ookhi ay… jy koi tury ty yr mila denda hath peer dy chuman na dain loki ishq kuttain dy paair chuma denda ishq onch neech wekh da nai zaat paat da fark mila denda kadi milay nai yr hattiyan tou ishq fer v bolian lawa denda na ay peer wekhay [...]

Baby baby poem (Punjabi main.) Kaki kaki Jee Ama Chini khadi Nai Ama Juth bolya Nai Ama Lava lithar Nai Ama Buthi khol Ha ha ha ha ha

BABA BULLAY SHAH Says Parh Parh Kitaaban ELAM Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘QAZI’ Hath Vich Phar k Talvaar Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘GHAZI’ Makkay Madinay Ghoom Aaya tay Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘HAJI’ ‘O BULLIYA ‘ Haasil Ki Kita,? Je Tu RAB Na Rakhya ‘RAZI’…

Tery dardan nal o pardesi, Kvein hondi ay mulaqat na puch Band kamry di khamoshi vich Kvein kat-dy nay din rat na puch Her roz musalsal hanjuan di Kvein hondi ay barsat na puch Maida yar tu ap siyana vein Maida chehra parh halat na puch..

jithe hunda c charcha heeraan jehiaan hooraan da… oh sath vich loohnda hai hun sek tandooraan da… HANJU NA SAMAJH LAVEE’N MERE NAINON VAGANN ANGEYAAR… majboor na kar mainu kite bann javaan talwaar… nitt pagg uchhaalein tu kise dharmi baabal di… aje saar nahi tainu saade rohh de halchal di… likh lekh na kaale tu [...]

kad takk hovangi main tere zulmaan di shikaar… majboor na kar mainu kite bann javaan talwaar… mere hath vich kaani hai main torh sutti hai berhi… meri apni hasti hai malkiat nahi hai teri… GOBIND di waris main,main maa GUJRI di dhee han… kite maayi bhaago han,kite banndi chandi han… larh skaan na tere naal [...]

‘BULLE SHAH’ Turdy phirdy’rahwan’ wich, Kdi wekh meriyan’nigawan’ wich. Tu wasna en mery siney wich, Tri khushbu meriyan sahwan wich, Kdi mere kol v beth zra, Piplan di thndi chawan wich, Tu sda hasda wasda rwen, Teri khair mangan men ‘DUAWAN’ wich.

Pathar zehan gullab nai hundy, Kore warq kitaab nai hundy. j kar laye yaari bhulya, Fair yaaran naal hissab nai hundt….’

.’.Waris Shah.’. Jad Raat Noo Sarey Sondey Ny,, Do Nain Nimaney Rondey Ny,, Koi Mildi Rah Nai Niklan Noo,, Ghum Char Chaferey Bhondey Ny,, Maino Samajh Ke Pagal Vaikhan Lai,, Kaien Loki Aan Kalondy Ny,, Jery Pyaar Kisay Naal Kardy Ny,, Oo Hanjuan Da Haar Paronday Ny,, Jad Muk Jaan Athroo Akhiyan Wichon,, Fair Katray [...]

Girl: ‘wey mundya menu koi aysa khat lkh k main sari umer pardi rawan’ Boy: e¤ ?$¡*£ Â¥_%+ ?# =¿ )@ ¤¡¿+;?=_’,_ *&Â¥ =#¡% Le hun pardi ray.

(‘Punjabi Ghazal’) Turdy phirdy rahvan wich, Kadi vekh meriyan nigawan wich, Tu wasna ay mery sinay wich, Teri khushbu meriyan sahvan wich, Kadi mery kol v beth zra, Piplan di thandi chavan wich, Tu sha’la hasda wasda rawen, Teri khair mangan ‘Duavan’ wich,

Inna garor changa ni hunda ey vella muq gya ty mor ni ona un qadar jan lo bad vich pachtana chaga ni hunda

‘BHULE SHAH’ . Turdy phirdy rahwan wich kadi wekh meriyan nigawan wich, . Tu wasna ay mery siney wich Teri khushbu meriyan sahwan wich, . Kadi mery kol v beth Zara Piplan di Thandi chawan wich, . Tu sada hansda wasda rwen Teri khair manga Duawan wich. . .

Tu Ishq kita c Zor shor de nal Phirda c bari Tour de nal Par agge too Ishq karien zara Ghor de nal, Q K Kal main teri wali dekhi c kisi hor dy Naal.

~’BULLY”SHAH’~ ‘Bara ishq ishq tu karda aen kadi ishq di gunjal khol ty saie Teno mitti dy vich rol devey do bol tu pyar dy bol ty saee Ek sukh tay ghum hzar milan kadee pyar noo takree tol tay saee, Teri hasdi akh vee pijh javay gi kadee sanoo andro’n phrol ty saee

‘Menu Labb lo’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ki hoya? thak ge ‘NAI’ ‘Te fair Labbo’ . . . ‘OY REHN Do’ Assi dilan wich rehny aan MOBlLAN wich nai

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…! Mastra, Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda, Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi, Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai, Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal. Sady nal kuriyan rakho [...]

Nise Beshak Yar Gulab Assa, Par Mitti dy Guldaan ta hy, Nise Khush Wasde CHAN Tai Wangoo , Tede Baajh Sajan Veeran ta hy, Nise Chatar Chalak Zamane Which Nadan ta hy,Tedi Shan Barabar Shaan Nise, Ae Man MOHSIN par Asaa insaan te hy.

bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye teri yadoon ki mehak sath liye akser hum door khuwaboo k jazeray main uter jatey hian kyun k hum aur tum sirf khuwaboo main he mil saktey hain

Assa Nazuk Dil de Lok Hise Sada dil na yar dukhaya kar. Na Kooray Waday Kaite Kar Na Kooriya Qasmaa Chaya kar. Tekoo Kayee Wari Main Akhiya Hy Sakoo Wal Wal Na Azmaya kar. Tede Yad Which Yar Main Mar Wesaa Sakoo Itna yaad na Aya kar

Munder te a k behnde san Tere awan da kahnde san Sano bohat ruwaya aye Tere sher de kanwan ne

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay nhi hona chahiey. Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho jaye gi?

chitta kurta otton lal pholl karhai da wah wah chitta kurta otton lal pholl karhai da 1 sjna di yad standi otton season parhai da

Khpala Sada Na Da Kho Mung Na Sadagan Jora V Pagalan Na U Kho Zamung Na Pagalan Jora V Haghe Zama Da Akhiri Salgo Arman Kary De, Margia Sabar Sha Razi Lag Ghundy Zan Jora V Bangri Pa Khpala Mata V Rata Pa Sar Da Seny, Pa Spen Kafan Ba Me Da Sro Wino Baran [...]

@ (‘,’) )) _/ _ muskrao warna mai ne ye wata mar kr Nas jana a Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Dand na kad Main Mar v dena e.

Loki pochde ‘yaar’ nal pyar kiven pai da, ‘Dil’ hath te rakh k naal lag jai da, ‘zakhman’ nu chupa k ‘yaar’ nu hasai da, ‘Ghalt’ hove ‘Yaar’ te pyar naal samjhai da, ‘Rus’ jave ‘Yaar’ te ‘jind jaan’ naal manai da, Inna pyar ‘yaar’ naal pai da, K ‘RUB’ bulave ‘yaar’ nu te ‘AP’ [...]

Ghugat chuk o sajanaa hun sharmaan kaahnoo rakheeyaan zulf kundal ne ghera paayaa, bishiyar ho ke dang chalaayaa, vekh asaan val taras na aayaa, karke khooni akheeyaan ve. ghungat chuk u sajan hun sharmaan kaahnoo rakhiyaan. do nainaa da teer chalaayaa, maen aajiz de seene laayaa, ghaayal karke mukh chhoopaayaa, choriyaan ih kinnaa daseeyaan ve. [...]

har sa nal tera na lawan, mein aj kal tera na lawan, aihdey ton wud meri nayeen tamanna, mein har pal tera na lawan

Gal gal te jinno armaan dita, Onne fiqra ik preshan dita, Jinno asi nimi thand diti, Onne chalda teiz tufaan dita, Jinda ‘RAJA’ qarz utaran lai, Assa,n ghar da waich smaan dita

Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par… Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.

‘VAIKH BANDYA! AASMANA TAI UD DAI PANCHI, VAIKH TAI SAHI KI KRDAI NAI, NA O KARDAI RIZQ ZAKHERA, NA O BHUKHEY MARDAI NAI, KADI KISI NAI UD DAI PANCHI, BHUKHAI MARDAI VAIKHAI NAI? BANDAI E KARDAI RIZK ZAKHEERA, BANDAI E BHUKKHY MARDAI NAI’

Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey.

Sardar’s Wife 2 Sardar Tussi Mere Naal Pyar kardy Sardar’ Gusse Se Apne 9 Bacho Ki Taraf Dekhte Howe Te Ae Fir Me NET Tou Download Kite ne

May this festival of zeal and verve fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity to you and your loved ones. Happy Lohri to one and all!

Sunder mundriye ho! Tera kaun vicaharaa ho! Dullah bhatti walla ho! Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho! Ser shakkar payee ho! Kudi da laal pathaka ho! Kudi da saalu paatta ho! Salu kaun samete! Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti! Zamindaar sudhaye! bade bhole aaye! Ek bhola reh gaya! Sipahee far ke lai gaya! Sipahee ne mari [...]

, ,–,!”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”,”’”,”! , / – , ,! , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ! “,-o-’”,”,”,’”,”,”,”,o’o”,-”, e truck Mugfali,Reori, bhugge te Gachak load krwa k bhej Riha haan,la lena

A punjabi woman talking to an English doctor: ‘My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da. Bus weep da tey cheekhda. Nalay his nakk v leak da.

‘Baba Bullhay Shah’,., ‘Bura banda labban turya, bura na labhya koi, Apnay andar jhaati mari, maithon bura na koee’..!

1 Lahori Paindu Performing Umarah Saying Dua ‘Ae Allah Tera Ghar Barkato Wala Hai Rahmato Wala Hai Aman Wala Hai Sukoon Wala Hai Per Lahore Lahore Hai’

ik din ik pataan nay ik larki ko nagaa dakha pataan larki ki tarf he dakhta gaya larki boli kiya kbi koi nagi larki nai daki kiya pataan bola larkiya tu dakhi hai ma ya soch raha ho ka tum paisay kaha rakhti ho

1 Punjabi ne cal milai awaz ayi: is cal k liye aap ka balance na kafi hai. punjabi: koi bat nahi meri jan tumse bat ho jati hai bass itna hi kafi hai. .*

Punjbi Or URDU mein fark. Urdu.abi apko theek krta hun. PUNJABI.deina mein teri pain nu Lun. URDU .Yeh sab kisne kiya?= PUNJABI.Ay kine maa yuwai ae?. URDU .Mai apko psand nhi krta= PUNJABI.Mai teri pain nu v nai yainda. URDU.Aap ne jana hai to jaen PUNJABI .war maa di phudi vich. URDU.ap mre sath free [...]

Panjabe Bus driver se: Ustaad, Bus aahista chalao jhatkay lag rahe hain. Driver: Bhai Bus to abhi tak start nahi Tum ghalti se Pathan ki goad mein beth gaye ho.

Assi Dhupp Smjhi O Chhaaan Nikli, Assi Majj Smjhi O Gaaan Nikli Bera Garak Hovy Enha Beauty Parloran Daa, Assi Kuri Samjhi O Kuri Di Maa Nikli Ha Ha HaB-):-

Pnjabi boys ka girls ko prpoz krny ka style: Pipal da buta howy Ganny da rss howy Jy mera wass howy Allah di Qsmay Teri maa meri Sas howy. .* RõçKs sTåR.*

Panjabi ki BV sex k duran Panjabi sa boli: Zrra niples toh chooso! panjabi thori der nipls choosne k bad rone laga, BV: kia huwa? Panjbi: Maa Yad aa gai..!

Sardar apny dost se: Yar main texi main jarha tha 1 admi bola koni andr kro. Dost: phr kya hwa? Sardar: main ne koni andr ki us ki ankhain bahr agai…

Agar Computer windowz Punjabi me hoti to… Send = Suto Insert = Pao Download = Thalay lao… Delete = Miti pao …Run = Naso Search = Labo ALT CTRL DEL = Syapa hi makao………..

Tu Pak Khuda Di Cha Verga, Sadey Pind Nu Jandi Rah Varga, Tenu Phulaye Vi Te Kinjh Yaara, Tun Aanday Jaanday Saah Varga

Seh Lu Mein Tere Sng Eh Tattiya Hawavan Teinu Shd Kise Hor Wal Nzr Na Ghumava Laa Gall Naal Tienu Dukh Tere Apne Naam Kru Har Gall Teri Ch Hungara Eh Mutiyar Bhru

Jag Di Reet, Preet Sadi Ne Bann Jana Heer Ranjhan Wangu Ishqe Da Tana Tan Jana Tu Dinda Rahi Saath Bas Es Nimani Da Mere Tan Saahan Ne Tere Sahan Naal Chlli Jana

Hasda Hasda Koi Jado Dil Tod Janda Ae Os Same Bas Marna Yaad Aunda Ae Beshaq Dil Cho Ohnu Kad Dinde Haan Par Har Vaar Kyun Ohda Cheta Aunda Ae

Kikkar De Gal Lag Rona Paigeya Rati Taarean Nu Dil Da Haal Sunana Paigeya Pahilan Aakhiyan Nu Galti Kardean Rokea Na Geya Hun Iko Hi Galti Te Pashtauna Pageya

Tere Bhul Jaan Picho, Mere Rul Jaan Picho Reh Gayi Bas Mere Kol Ik Tanhayi Ni Vad Vad Khaave, Te Eh Jhalli V Na Jaave Maut Naalo Jaape Mainu Buri Eh Judai Ni Jado Peya C Pyar, Odo Khidi C Bahar Tu Lagdi C Inj Jive Khuda Di Khudai Ni Hun Jaave Kithe” Preet” Gaave [...]

Ik Chit Karda Teri Yaad Ch Ro Ro Es Zindgi Di Raat Nu Guzaar Main Deyan Mar Mukian Sadhran Di Raakh Nu V Dil Kare Ehnde Hanjua Di Naddi Vich Taar Main Deyan Es Jhalle Te Masoom Dil Piche Tabaah Keeti Zindgi Daso Ohnu Kinj Keh Kasoorvaar Main Deyan Khushian Ch Range Hoye Kuj Pal [...]