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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do, ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do, Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:

Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay, Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey, Dhondte phiro gay hamain 1 din, Zindagi mai eik aisi kami chor jayengay

Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai Pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai Aap jaise yar par dunia qurban Aur aap puchte ho ki hum pe marta kaun hai

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Jab koi khial dil se takra-ta hai Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai Koi sab kuch keh ker mohabbat jata-ta hai Tou koi kuch na keh ker Mohabbat Nibhata hai

1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko… or Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

Pahle Chitthi ke badle taar aata tha ek bulawe par mera yaar aata tha Ab padke delete karte hai mere msg ko kabhi har msg ka jawaab aata tha

Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi, hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain

AKHRI BAR MILNE KI HASRAT HAI MAGAR TUM SE KUCH IS KE SIWA AB NAHIN KEHNA MUJH KO, MUJH KO JATE HOE AWAZ NA DYNA HARGUZ, DEKHNA AUR FAQAT DEKHTE REHNA MUJHKO!

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. -Dwight Morrow

Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai, Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai, Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost, Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

Kid Pid Did Sid Fid Wid Lid Gid Hid Jid Sid Mid Pid Vid Lid Qid Pareshan nahi ho, ye chaudhry shujat press conference ker raha tha

Wo Ghadi Kuch Khaas Thi Jab Mout Khadi Mere Paas Thi Phir Bhi Maine Roki Hui Meri Saans Thi Kyonki Tumhari Ek Jhalak Ki Aas Thi

Teri Duniya Se Bahut Dur Chale Jayenge Teri Hansti Ankho Me Aansu Chhod Jayenge Aaj Aap Humse Tang Ho Aur 1 Din Tang Hone Ko Taras Jayenge

Mushraf ki niyat “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Play the real ‘COUNTER STRIKE’: For the First time in Pakistan! Free for all.. Just load your weapons, get on the streets & connect to the server ”MQM” No police/rangers to attack or arrest u. All cheat codes activated!! This offer is only valid 4 Karachi.

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

Aik tumharay roath janay se, Kisi ko kuch nahe hota , Phool bhi mahaktay hain, Rang bhi damaktay hain, Soraj bhi nikalta hain, Taray bhi chamaktay hain, LIKIN itna zaroor hota hai, Aik teray roath janay se KOI HANSNA BHOOL JATA HAI.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much? girl: 500 on bed 200 on sofa and 100 on grass. sheikh ok 500.. girl:wow on bed???? sheikh:no on grass five times.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili, Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili, Jhuthi Muskan Liye Dard Chupate Rahe, Sacha Pyar Krne Ki Kya Khub SAZA Mili

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye teri yadoon ki mehak sath liye akser hum door khuwaboo k jazeray main uter jatey hian kyun k hum aur tum sirf khuwaboo main he mil saktey hain

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath , Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath , Mohabbat nahi badalti apnok sath , Bus apne badal jatay hain Waqt k sath.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Kehte he har baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati Apno ko bhi batai nahi jati Par dost tum mere dil ka AINA ho Aur AINE se koi bat chhupai nhijati

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay, magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya

Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, Wafa dil ko dukahati hai. Wafa ka naam lete hi, hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai

Kisi ki yaad merey aas paas rehti hai, Barey dinon sey tabiyat udaas Rehti hai. Bichar gaya hai magar,dil yeh manta hi nahi. Na janey kioon terey milney ki aas rehti hai, Chura k dil agar woh chal diya to herat kion. Khushi yahaan humesha kis key paas rehti hai

Apki chahat humari kahani he, Ye kahani is waqt ki maherbani he, Hamari maut ka to pata nahi, Par yeh zindgi sirf Apki diwani he

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that”s out always looks the best.

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham, Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham, Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham,

In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Kabhi zindgi ka sauda na kar saka Uski yadoko dilse juda na kar saka Use bhulne ki aarzu thi Par kaise kare wo kaam jo khuda na kar saka

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar. MINSTR: kab-kab? WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi, Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi. MINSTR: Teesri bar? WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha, Aur apke pas 76 [...]

Kabhi ye phool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye dhool jaisy hai, Kabhi ye chaand jaisy hai, Kabhi babool jaisy hai , Kabhi masroor karti hai, Kabhi majboor karti hai, Kabhi ye roag dayti hai, Kabhi ye rool dayti hai, Kabhi lay paar jati hai, Kabhio ye maar jati hai, MUHABBAT jeet hoti hay , Magar…………….. Ye [...]

Aaj rutha hua ek dost yad aya, accha gujzra hua kuch waqt yad aya, jo mere dard ko sine me chupa leta tha, aaj jab dard hua to wo bahot yad aya

Sadar-e-Pakistan Perwaiz Musharaf Khudkush Hamlay main *HALLAK* . . . Honay Walon Ko 5 ‘ 5 Lakh Rupay dain ga. Har Qadam Khush-Hally ke Janib. Fouj k anay sa Farq to parta ha….

Ek Tere Rooth Jane se..! kiisi ko kuch nahi hota..!! Phool bhi Mehakte hain ..!! Rang Bhi Damakte Hain ..!! Sooraj Bhi Nikalta hai ..!! Taare Bhi Chamakte Hain..!! Lekin..!! Itna Zuroor Hota Hain..!! Ek Tera Rooth jane Se..!! Koi Hasna Bhool jata hai ..!

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi, Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi

agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR & SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to phir kon bach jayega? – - – - ? – - – PAKISTAN

Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani he jis chiz ko chaha vo begani he haste hain to sirf duniya k liye varna in aankhon me pani hi pani hai

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Do chaar lafz bol ker mein chup ho gaya Wo muskura ke boli bohot bolte ho tum

Pakistani Courser: MBBS:Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:Islamic Institute of Terrorism

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Kab Mene Kaha Sona Chandi Chahiey Bas Apke Dil Me Ek Chhota Sa Kona Chahiey Keh Ske Jise Hum Dil Se Apna Aisa Bhi To Koi dost Hona Chahiey

IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . . But He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . . “ yeh altaf bhai kaun hai?“

talash gumshuda naam . chaudry shujaat hussain bolney aur dekhne sa mazoor hi zahni tawazun darust nahi apna naam quaid .e.azam batata hi 18 feb ki sham kala chashma pehney cycle ko punshure lagwaney nikla tha abhi tak wapus nahi aya jis ko miley is pata per rabta kera . chaudry azzab elahhi gujrat