Funny SMS / text messages

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka ProbLem Kya Ha? Hr MAA k0 ApNi BeTi K Lye Chahiye: 1 BeautiFul, Educated, GuD’Loking larKa uFf Ab Ma aKyLa KiS KiS Se ShaDi KaRu? =P…

1 aUrAt nE 1 wAkIl sE pOcHa k tAlAk lEnE k lYe kIa sHaRyAt lAzMi hOtI hAi ? wAkIl bOlA “tAlAk lEnE K lYe aPp kO sHaDi sHuDo hOnA zOrOrI hAi” …

“Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi q Na Ruth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye. Q k warna wo kamina ap k sare raz teLecAst kr dEga. …

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai …

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata he ? ? ? 30 ka load ker wao to FARAZ 27 ka kiun aata he…

Tum tO “sms2friends.org” kO BhI MazAq sAMjhtAy hO Faraz. . .!! HotA NAhI Her kOi “Hit” sMs Website bnAnay wA|LA..>…

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@ STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena ”Bhai Kitne Hain..” ;-> …

Himesh Reshamiya se sab se zyada dar kis ko lagta hai? ? ? ? ? ? Uske kutto ko. Na jane kab Raat ko gana shuru kar de aur bechare kutto ki shamat ajaye;->…

ALI: yar asad, main 1dafa nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) dur tak phayl gaya tha… ASAD: yar to kya tum 1mahine baad nahaye thay? ALI: nhi, main chalti train main nahaya tha. Isi liye… ;->…

Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE Wapis aYa, Frnd Ne pOchA Kyun bHai kOi sHikaAr kIa? Doctor: Nahi yaAr, Is sE To aCha CLinic pEr bEth jAta…..

Unki gali k chakkar kaat kaat kar Kuttay bhi hamray yaar ho gaye, Woh to hamaray ho na sakay per hum Kutton k Sardar ho gaye…=P;->…

BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen BIKE kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya? BETA:Men Bike Sikhta Rha …

Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?, bandar daal pr nachta hy or aadmi daal kr nachta hy. So simple….

Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay. Doctor:300 Rs. Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb. Ghar Puhanchay tO Docor Ne pOcha K MareEz Kahan hAi? Sheikh: MareEz Koi Nahi hAi, Taxi wALa 500 Mang Raha Tha,…

TEaChEr: PArToGhAkh THa Pa EnGlIsH KE SAwAya. . . . STdNt: PHD . . . . . Tchr : sa mAtLb . . . sTdNT: PArToOg HoLdInG DeViCE….

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. . Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO? Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai? NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi…

DiReCtOr To HeRoIn: TmHaIn 4 GhUnDaY PaKrAiN Gy PhIr HeRo BaChAnY AyE Ga. HeRoIn: HeRo KoN? DiReCtOr: ImRaN HaShMi HeRoIn: PhIr MuJhE Us Sy KoN BaChAyE Ga?…

Ek pRofesSor Sahib Or UnkI B.v Chhat Per BethAy huAy thAy- Ek dUm zOr ka tOfaAN Aaya Or MakaAN Ki Chhat Ko Ura K Le Gaya, Jab tOfan Ruka To Dono Ek Park Me Giray Paray Thay, ProfesSor sAhib B.v Ki aAnkhon me Aanso Dekh K BoLay, Roti Kyun Ho? Khuda Ka Shukar KrO K [...]

2 Chooz’on Ko Pyar Ho Jata Hy. Jab Dono Barey Ho Jatey Hy To Unko Pata Chalta Hy K Dono Murghey Hyn .. Moral : Chhoti Umar Mei Pyar Nhi Krna Chahiye! ;->…

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga. Teri Doli Jo Uthi .. . . To. . . . . . To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa. …

1 BaChE Se 1 AdMi Ne PoChA TuMhArE AbU KyA KaM KaRtE HaI BaChA : P.w.D MaI MaI HoTe HaI AdMi : P.w.D Ka KyA MaT|B HaI? BaChA : P.w.D Ka MaT|B HaI PoKrO WaLi DuKaN . . . ;->:-P…

Teacher: Wo 3 lafz batao jo sab se zyada boley jatey hain? Student: Mujhe nahi pata. Teacher: Shabash, baith jao..!…

Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga :->…

EK MEMON KI CHAPPL KISI NE MASJID Se CHURALI WO SEEDHA QBRiSTAN PONCHA oR WAHAN PR BAITH KR KEHNA LGA:"CHOR KO KaHAN DHONDA JAY,AKHR EK DN YHAN TO AaY GA HI"…

B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai tum kya kah? ge?? Girlz : Yahi baat agr tum ek Warid ka card snd kr k kehty to acha hota …

1 shaks aksar khta: me ghulail banaon ga or chirya maru ga. Aik din Us k dost us ko paglon k Dr. k pas le gaye us ka ilaj krwaia or wo theek ho gia. Phir us se Dr. ne pucha: ab ja k kia kroge? Us ne kaha me shadi karon ga. Dr ne [...]

Teri yaad may hum itne kamzoor hogai hain kay macchar hamien charpai say utha ker lai gain hain …

Hum un k pyar mein dewany ho gaye Wo humary pyar mein siyany ho gaye Hum ne un k pyar mein shaadi na ki AUR UN K (2 ) niyanay ho gaye. …

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain …

Kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata hai kay pehlay PUTOKI phir SAHIWAAL aata hai? …

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. …

Aj SMS Ki MARDAM SHUMARI Hy. Ager Aap MALE Hai To 6 funny SmS Karein Ager FEMALE Hai To 3 SmS Karein Aur Ager Khud Per SHAK Hai To SmS Na Karen… SHUKRIYA.!

Admi Rikshay Wale Se: Khan Sahab Saddar Jaega? Khan: Hamara Khayal Hy Nahi Jaega. Admi: Aray Bhai Saddar Jaega? Khan: Shayad 2013 Tak Jaega. Admi: Abey Me Bolra Hu Regal Chowk, Saddar Jaega? Khan: Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hy K Regal Chowk Jae Ya Banaras Chowk Ham Se Poch K Thori Jaega! Admi: Aby [...]

Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend k0 is tarha SMS karte thay, Aye Jaan-e-Tammana tere intezar mei Ankhein Nam hain Yeh last SMS hai ky0n k Balance Kam hai, …

Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…” Manager: “Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K Sath Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hyn… ?” Larki: “Mujhe Ziada Nakhry Dikhany Ki Aadat Nhi, Bas Jis k Paas Bank Balance Ziada Ho, Us K Sath Khol Longi…” =P ;->…

Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se zindgi guzarna chahta hun jis me ayaashi ho moj masti ho plz ap mje matt rokna. Papa: beta kon kmbakht tme rok raha hai main toh khud tmhare sath chal raha hun. …

Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye . . . |(”,) | ‘..(> |

1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia. Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ? Wo Bola: Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta. Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;-> …

N E V E R Allow A Gal 2 Talk Too Much 2u Else, Later She’ll Make U Talk …

Son: abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father: baap son: abu telephone kis ne bnaya? Father: Garaham bell ne. Son: us k baap ne kyun nai bnaya …

Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE Wapis aYa, Frnd Ne pOchA Kyun bHai kOi sHikaAr kIa? Doctor: Nahi yaAr, Is sE To aCha CLinic pEr bEth jAta…..

2 dost ghazal sun kr lote to ek ne dusre se kaha ?Bhai tum b gazab karte ho, Ghazal ki mehfal mein is thara sowe k tumare karraton se meri bhi aankh khul gae?….

Do aurton ko 6 month ki saza hoi, in dono ko ek hi jail me rakha gya, wo masalsal 6 month tk apas me batain karti rahi jb rahai mili to ek boli aao behan is darakht ki chaaon me beath kr kuch batain kr lain is k bad toh hum ne bichrna jana hai [...]

Height Of Shakkk.! Shohar: Mein Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga.! Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo Marne Ka Irada He? …

*Ajab Chiragh hun “Din “Raat” “Jal” Raha hun “FARAZ” . . . . Main Thak Gya hun Koi “ROOH AFZA” hi Pila Dy Mujhe. . .:-P…

Yar plz ye msg sab ko send kr do 1 larki age 18 shadi k last stage pe ha

Ajab larki thi, rhti thi bs khayalon may. Wo zarb krti thi taqsim k swalon may. Clas room me pencil talash krti thi. Wo bhool jati thi us ko lga k balon me. Us ki ankhon se bazahir thi har ik bat jese. Wo band rehti thi dil k hazar talon me. Wo pyar choton [...]

Wakeel: Qanoon ki kitab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokil ko ba-izzat bari kia jae". Judge: "Kitab pesh ki jae. "kitab pesh ki gai, Judge ne safa khola to us me 5000,5000 k 5 note thay. Judge: "is tara k 4 saboot aur pesh kie jaen. …

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse zyada Kehna Mane ga, Ussy Hi Main Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi. Kids: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi…..! …

Sardar & Pathan, Faraz k ghar gaay! They said, Hum ap kay bohot shukar guzar hain! Faraz nay reason pochi?? Sardar n Pathan replied: Jab say www.sms2friends.org ne apki poetry begarna shoro ki hai, tab sy hum mehfoz ho gay hain …

Mariz: May kal sham se sakht bemaar hn Dr:Tumhe cigret noshi chorna paregi Mariz:Me cigret chor skta hn mgr noshi nhi Dr:Q? Mariz: Q k noshi meri biwi ka naam hai . . = p ;->…

RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly:-)…

PAGAL Honay Key Aur Bhi RastaY TheY Faraz~ Na janeY HameN “B com” Ka hi KhayaaL KyuN AayA….

Muje awaz de lena Kabi icecream lao to Kabi murghi pkao to Mujhe awaz de lena wallet men maal ziada ho Jo shopping ka irada ho Muje awaz de lena Tumhare dress unfit ho Make up ki extra kit ho Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi concert pe jana ho Kahin hular mchana ho Zra na [...]

Nike walloN Ka Hai Ye Farman-; Hmari tOPI ka Hai Aala Kapra Aala mayAr, . . ~ . ~ . Yehi to Hai Taklay Hamesh Rameshya Ki Pehchan.;-) …

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ? PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . ;->…

Ek Bus Conductar Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi, Wo Stage Pe Sofay Pe Bethe Hue Apni Dulhan Se Bola: “shabash khala sath Ho Kar Betho 5 ki jaga hai.” …

Woh Mera Dil Jalaye To Uski AESI KI TESI,,, Woh Kisi aur Ki Ho Jaye To Uski AISI KI TESI… Ek Tamanna hai Faqat Meray Sath hi Scootar Par Bethay,,, Woh Kisi Car K Sapnay Sajaye To Uski AISI KI TESI… Meray Kaan Tarastay Hain Uski Aawaz K Liaye,,, Woh Mera fone Na Uthaye To [...]

Bacha, shop kaper se: 1 rupe wali boll kitne ki hai, Shop keper be-kheali me 2 rupe ki,…