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  1. Chalo Faraz ab yahan se khisko . . . . . . . kion k dil mein mere hai DARD-e-DISCO

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  2. Whats The Diff Between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi-Didnt Know Whats Lie Musharraf Doesnt Know Whats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know The Difference

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  3. Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!

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  4. Dil se apka khayal jata nahin, Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi, Hasarat hai roz apko dekhu, Par kambakt woh madari apko roz lata nahi.

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  5. TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@ STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ? roz hi to murga bana deti ho

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  6. Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA

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  7. Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz.. wah wah Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..

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  8. Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ, Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel De Gaya..

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  9. Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro. Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai…..

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  10. August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? All Girls Shoutd Loudly Hamara Dil To “EZAAN” K Pass Hai Madam!

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  11. Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko, Par Koi Chot Aap Ko Lagi To Dard Hume Hoga, Ab Koi Ye Bataae Ki Kis Tarah Saatae Aaap Ko….

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  12. Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam hum aapse milne roz aate, Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

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  13. Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->

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  14. Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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  15. Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai

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  16. Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi Bahu: ji boht acha Sham ko jab uska shohar aya to boli: ammeee bhayya aa gea.

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  17. Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain, Report k mutabiq jab koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se foran ye alfaz ada hote hain (MASHALLAH) (SUBHANALLAH) Kitni piyari larki hai jab k koi larki kisi larke ko dekhti hai tu kehti hai “Kamina […]

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  18. Aik choti si larki shopkeeper k pas gai aur boli Jab mai bari ho jaon gi tu mujh se shadi karo ge?? Shopkeeper: Hans k bola han karlon ga… Larki boli Tu kiya apni hone wali wife ko aik chocolate bhi nahi de sakte,

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  19. When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

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  20. Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

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  21. Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam…

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  22. Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye Vo toh hamare na ho sake Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

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  23. Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai…. Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

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  24. Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

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  25. Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono saath bethe thai k itne mein chaand nikl aaya. Mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kardi. Yeh baat Husn ko nagawaar guzri. Uss ne Mohabbat ki aankhen noch lein. Bas uss din se Mohabbat andhi aur Husn zaalim hogaya hai.

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  26. Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi

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  27. Zalaalat aur gaalion ka nishaana sirf MUSHARRAF hi nahi faraz, Suna hai is zamaane mei koi ALTAF bhe he

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  28. apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega

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  29. paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!

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  30. Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

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  31. Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz… Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya

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  32. Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4 a second without U, If U r not there I’m dead… Hello Mr. I’m talking about “OXYGEN”

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  33. Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie �FARAZ� bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena

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  34. KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN, KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA, JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.

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  35. Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.

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  36. Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

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  37. Suno! Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno! Tum ek Insan nahi ho Na hi tum insan kehlane k mustahiq ho Kyon k! Tm to ek Farishta ho. . . . wohi farishta? ! Jisay Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao Na hi tum insan kehlane k mustahiq ho Kyon k! Tm to ek Farishta ho. […]

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  38. In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

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  39. Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in my heart Your memories in my mind In your thoughts I became blind.

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