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Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

Gabbar basanti chaddi utar veeru nahi

Gabbar:
Basanti chaddi utar

Veeru:
Nahi basanti in kutton k samne chaddi mat utarna

Basanti:
Veeru darr mat maine chaddi pehni hi nahi.....

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"~"LOVE"~"
Starts frm Eyes,

Grows with gifts,

Ends with tears

but 2day

''love"

Starts frm mobiles,

Grows wd balance share,

Ends wd
number buZy. ;->...

Hum to gold leaf men tambako check

Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ..




unhon ny abba ko keh dia "Tumhar beta charsi hy..."...

Kiss kisss kissss ka sms hai

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kisss

Kissss

Kisss ka SMS Hai Zara Dekh to lo......

Raat ho gai hai so jao quotfarazquot

Raat ho gai hai so jao "FARAZ"























GOOD night FARAZ
GOOD night FARAZ.
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Meri dosti wo daag hay jo aap

meri dosti wo daag hay ,jo aap chupa nahi paogay.bus itni se guzarish hay apse,k SURF EXCEL se mat dhona warna dhoondte reh jaoge....

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?

or is se hota hi kya hy,

Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,

Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,

2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?

Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,

ji han ab pury k pury notes k sath net weight srf 12 grm,

Itny me to ek pharra bh na mily

or cheating hour papr ka hr hour,

T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur saaAaAab likh den dhong k sath. . . . . ["!"]
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Rona tay onna di aadat see

Rona tay onna di aadat see ,
asi aiweain dil noo laa bethay..,

O nack poonjh k chalay gaye ,
asi nawan Rumaal
ganwa bethay....

What is difference between watch ampamp wife

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!

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Arz kia hai shaam jawaan hai

Arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah



Gour Farmaiye Ga..


Shaam Jawaan Hai..









Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->...

Wat is d diff bw poison

Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!...

Chae wala larki dekh ker bolabholi si

Chae wala larki dekh ker bola,bholi si surat, aankhon mai masti, dor khari sharmay, aae haae.larki boli,kali si sorat, haath mai ketli,dor khara chilaye, CHAE CHAE....

Aik train driver ne achanak ko patri

Aik train Driver ne achanak train ko patri se utaar kar jungal ki taraf bagane laga,
Doosare Driver ne kaha k aisa q kar rahe ho?
Pihla Driver Bola k patri par ek aadmi kara ta.
Doosare Driver ne kaha aise logon ko kuchal dena chahiye,
Pihla Driver: Main to usko kuchalne hi wala ta k wo aadmi patri se utar kar jungal ki taraf baag gaya isi liye main train ko jungal ki taraf baga raha hon.

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W e d i n g

W E D D I N G
Is d Only Day
When
A Boy Stands On Sage
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...Watches Other Girls
Dressed Beautifully
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Think
"Yeh Maal Engagement
Se Pehly Q Nhi Dikha" =P ;) ...

Salmaan khan aaj mere baap k pas

Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai

18 Bikes Hai,

4 Bunglow Hai,

3 Farmhouse Hai,

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
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N e v r allow a


N E V E R

Allow
A Gal
2 Talk
Too Much 2u

Else,

Later
She'll
Make U

Talk
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Meeaaoou

Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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Meeaaoou!

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( @ ! @ )
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Bohat khoob!

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"Humari billi
Humay he meeaaoou"...

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT
jo buhat jati hay.....

For every lover in this world

(For Every Lover
In This World)
(For Every Lover
In This World)

Call It A Fate
0r Some Miracle Upon You,
There r Few Things Which
No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,
Whenever I'll Die
I'll Ask GOD For Sure
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Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE
Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D
(For Every Lover
In This World)

Call It A Fate
0r Some Miracle Upon You,
There r Few Things Which
No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,
Whenever I'll Die
I'll Ask GOD For Sure
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Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE
Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D

Call It A Fate
0r Some Miracle Upon You,
There r Few Things Which
No 0ne Can Do Better Than You,
Whenever I'll Die
I'll Ask GOD For Sure
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Tum Mujhe Itna TORTURE
Kr Kese Leti Ho. . . =P =D
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Memon nay ghar construct karaya oper walay

memon nay ghar construct
karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay main likh dia


"same as above" ...

Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir

Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir rha hy faraz !!


Aj kala jora pa sadi farmaish tay....!...

Chand pe agar noor na hota,

Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam hum aapse milne roz aate, Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme?
StudEnt: "GoogLe Singh"
Teacher: y 2 Strange?
Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
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Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz

Raat ki tanhaiyon my hum apko awaz diya kartay hain.

Chand sitaron sy ap ka zikar kiya karty hain.


Na aao humary khwabon main
hum bhoot say dara kartay hain....

Customer ye cow kitney ki he saler

Customer: Ye Cow kitney ki he?
Cow Saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he
Customer: Or ye Cow kitne ki he?
Saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti ha
Customer: Ye Cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he? Cow saler: Sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.:-D...

Girlfriend or police may kya bat c0m0n

Girlfriend or Police may kya bat c0m0n hay?



S0cho! S0cho!





Or s0cho!






Don0 he paysa kha kar ch0r daytay hain! ...

Agar pagal khaney k sey jhaghrada kar

Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey
Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka
Doctor Pagal Ho Jaye To News
Mein Khabr Kaisay Aaye Ghee?

Ghar Kee Baat Ghar
Mein Hee Reh Ghayee
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A man saw 3 parrots 4 sale

A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D 1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd
Othr Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programr
D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;-> ...

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"

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Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia

Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai
Noker se boli:ja police ko bula kr la
Noker:chapal kho gai hai
Chor Chilaya:meri le ja pr jldi bula kr la

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Wife mei tumhari yaad 15 din he

Wife: Mei Tumhari Yaad Mei 15 Din Mei He Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun... Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho.....??

Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao...... ;->...

Ek sahib apni car k wheel cap

Ek Sahib Apni Car K WheEL Cap Churaye Janay Per bUhat Preshan Thay,
Akhir KaAR Unho0n Ne Car k Sheeshay pEr Note Likh Dia,
"Wheel Cap Churanay Walay Ko Hawala Police Kia Jaye Ga"

Jab wo Wapis Aye tO Dekha K Wheel Cap Paray tHay,
Or Car Gaib Thi....

Some say the glass is half empty

Some say the glass is half empty,

Some say the glass is half full,

I say ?are you gonna drink that??
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Whats the difference between a chicken and

What's The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby....??

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Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. . . While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.... ;->...

Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain

Ma ne 2 faisley kiay hain

Pehla: aaj se kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karaonga

Dosra






aaj se kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjhonga.....

Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy

Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?,










bandar daal pr nachta hy
or aadmi daal kr nachta hy. So simple....

Apki matlooba rakam mojooda say barh rahe

Apki matlooba rakam mojooda rakam say barh rahe hai

"pApPu"
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Tooot!! Tooot!! Tooot!!!...

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Teacher apko shahrukh khan ki movie rab

Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie

RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?

Student : Ummeed Mat Haro

Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai....

Sacha waqia bohot saal pehle ka zikar

Sacha waqia
Bohot saal pehle ka zikar hey,
2 DOST they
ek ka naam tha "JO"
dusrey ka naam tha"WO"

Ek din"JO"ko ek khofnak
BHOOT nazar aaya"JO" bhoot
ko dekh k darr gaya,
"JO" ne"WO"ko pukara to
"WO"ka intiqal hogaya.

jab se hi kaha jata hey,
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JO Darr Gaya WO Mar Gaya...

Chotomom ap jab guest k samnay khana

Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana Khatay Waqt Choto Pas? Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
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Boys use the word friendship to start

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!
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Wife i am not feeling goodhusband its

Wife: I am not feeling good.Husband: Its too bad, I was thinking to go for shopping?Wife: I was joking na...!Husband: Yes me too.Chal roti bana...

Larke wale hm ko lrki pasnd ha

Larke wale: Hm
Ko Lrki Pasnd
hA Shadi Kb Krni
hA ?



Lrki wale: Abi To
Larki Parh Rhi
hA!



Larke wale:
Hmara Beta Kya Bandar hA Jo
Kitabain Phaar Dega =P ;->...

Me aur meri tanhai aksar ye baatain

Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn




K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota



Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota




Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->...

Microsoft launches new software related to cricket

Microsoft Launches New Software Related To Cricket ?

What It?s Name ? ?
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M S Dhoni ? ;->
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Tu chand mange main dedu raat dil

Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange, bas yaar...
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!...

Ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass

ek women bhagti howe doctor k pass aae aur kehne lage k mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai

doctor#speak in english

women#mylonda is gring on hero honda...

Ek tinka dikh to raha hai

Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar

Girl frnd k kharchon se tang akar EMRAN HASHMI bola, "1kg lipstick 1month mey khaa jati ho? G.F boli jhoot q bolte ho, 970grm to tum he choos jatay ho!...

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne

Maine tujse pyar kia
tere baap ne muje pita

Maine tujse pyar kia
tere baap ne muje pita





Sin thita by Cos thita is equal to Tan thita
wah! wah! wah!...

Garibo k liye djuice kanjuso warid

Garibo K Liye
DJUICE

Kanjuso K Liye
Warid

Buzurgo K Liye Ptcl

Lafango K Liye
Mobilink

Mufto k lye
Ufone

Lovely & ROYAL People Use
??ZONG??:)

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One day twitter facebook and youtube

One day
Twitter, Facebook And
Youtube

Will Combine To Make The
Most Time Consuming Website
Known To Mankind.
We'll Call It

"YOU TWIT FACE" ... =P =D
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English n urdu always contradict each other

English n Urdu always contradict each other:

-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D...

Doctor woh memon mareez ab kis baat

Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha?

Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat mand Hogaya ;-)...

Shadi me munna papa sepapa khana kab

Shadi me munna papa se:papa khana kab khaen ge ?
Papa;dear dolha dulhan aayen ge unko ye peson ka lifafa den ge phr khana khaen ge

Munnah: bhaga gaya stage ki janib Doolhe se kehne laga ye lo 1ΘΘ rupe 2plate biryani or salaad k pese kaat lo...

Height of bad luck a vegetarian

Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n

dies because of

BIRD FLU
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If some1 asks me wat is humanity

If some1 asks me wat is humanity,

I wud sit next to u,

Pull you close to me,

Put my arms around u,

and say proudly,








LOVING ANIMALS
That's humanity:...

Sincere traffic police man was suspended from

Sincere Traffic Police Man Was Suspended From His Job.

Why?

Why?

He Charged The Ambulance For Over Speed.
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Larki apne boy friend ko naraz karne

Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh..
its 0k i love yOu jaaN....

Wifetum muje kitna piyar karte ho husbshahjahan

Wife:Tum muje kitna Piyar karte ho?
Husb:Shahjahan jitna
Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj mahal banwao ge?
Husb:Maine to Plot b le liya hai,Delay to tum kar rahi ho ;)...

2 bewakoof glass khareed rhe thay

2 BEWAKOOF glass khareed rhe thay._

1 Glass table pe ulta pada dekh kar pehla bewakoof, dosre se bola," YAR is glass ko mat kharid. Iska mu band hay."


DOSRE bewakoof ne glass utha kar dekha aur pehle se kaha,"HAN yar ye glass to wakai kharab hay. IS ka to penda b tota hoa hay." ;) =)

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Abay parh le le abhi

AbAy PaRh Le
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AbHi NaHi PaRhE gA tOu kB pArHe Ga
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MsG PaRhNe Ki NaHi
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CoUrSe Ki KiTaAbe'n PaRhNe Ka BoL RhA HuN.. ;->...

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha

Aik bacha boht der se ro raha tha

us ki maan keh rahi thi

melay bachay ko ta chiye ,tofee,bikit,chips ,du du..?

baby kehta hai nhi kch nhi bs ait
DRL FRND

(means one girl friend)
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If ur father iz not rich dats

"if Ur father iz Not Rich
Dats Ur Luck
But
If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY"



[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]...

Maa beta kya kar rahy ho beta

MAA: beta kya kar rahy ho..?
BETA: parh raha hun..
MAA: excelent kya parh rahy ho.?
Beta: apki honay wali bahu k message
MAA: fity moun tera kanjra,

Tumhare bina zindagi mai hay quotsannataquottumhi mera

Tumhare Bina Zindagi mai Hay "Sannata",Tumhi Mera "Kabab", Tumhi Mera "Paratha".Ye Dil Hogaya Tum per "Lattoo", Tumhi Tu Hu Mera "Besan" Ka "Laddoo".Ab Tu Dekhon Tumhare Hi "Dream", Tumhi Tu Hu Meri "ChatPati Haleem".Jo Hu Tum Saath Tu Her Shaam Hay Suhani, Tumhi Tu Hu"Student Ki Biryani".Jahan Bhi Dekhon Tum Aatay Hu "Nazar", Tumhi Tu Hu Mera "Tasty Burger". Ye Dosti Sada Rahe Hamari, Tumhi Tu Hu Meri Aik Plate "Nihari"... OK...

Why do students sleep for long hours

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams R Always BIG'!
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Baap beta se tum kab tak

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK PaRtHe RaHe ThE?
BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn 11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,
BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA K LiGhT JaNe Ka PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->...

Arz kiya hy daag to chala

Arz kiya hy:


Daag to chala jaega kameez se,

Wah wah

Daag to chala jaega kameez se,





Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :...

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Fatafat

Hurry up



Jaldi



Quickly


Come on yar


Uper delete krne ko jab keh dia to parh q raha hai!
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Allama iqbal farmate hai upar se

Allama iqbal farmate hai


Upar se sab dekh raha hoon faraz ka haal iqbal,


Acha hi hua k main ne koi aasan shair nahi banaya!...

Teacher test yaad hai student jab

Teacher: Test yaad hai?

Student: Jab perhnay betha to light chali gai, baad main is dar se perhnay nahin betha kay light na chali jaey .......

Maalik nokar se is mehngai k dor

Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee??
Kya hogya hai tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera paratha apke pas agya he....

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Is msg kn frwd kar k taleem Aam kro
Hamara khuab

"PADAH LIKAH"


"PUNJAB"...

Bacha mumy honto mai rass hota ha

BachA MuMy hOntO MaI RaSs HotA Ha

MuMy NahE

BacHa PhR GaNe MaI KyOn KeHtE HoNt RaSiLe TeRe HoNt RaIsLe ...;->
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Aik larki njoomi se meray liye sittara

Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?
Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi,tmharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga,...

dekhte kya ho macchar hai

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Dekhte Kya Ho,

Macchar Hai,
Maar Do Aur So Jao....

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24

Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft?...

Once a smoker was smoking at airport

Once a smoker was smoking at airport..
A gentleman arrives and asked him: ek din me kitne cigarette pi lete ho?

smoker: why?

Gentleman: agar tum ab tak zindagi me cigarette pe kharch kiye gaye paise bachatay to saamne khara hua jahaaz tmhara hota..

Smoker: to kya wo jahaaz apka hai?

Gentleman: nahi

Smoker: thanks sir for ur advice, wo jahaaz mera hi hai...

Moral:
Beta zyada bhashan dene se kachi ho jati hai... ;-)...

Bachay k0 ghar se bahir bhejte huey

BaChay k0 gHar sE baHir bHejtE huey aur kisi k0 miscall marte hUey aiK hi dAr rahta hAi??
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K0i CHUK nA Le...!!...

1st frnd aj kal town ki librerary

1st Frnd: Aj Kal Town Ki Librerary Me Kafi Rash Barh Gya Hai.
Kya Kuch New Books I Hain?
2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Books To Wohi Hain,
Rush Ki Wajah Nojwan Khatoon Librerian Hain....

Taliban bohat jald karachi arahe hain mqm

Taliban: bohat jald karachi arahe hain
MQM: aslah le lo
Awam: rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: istaqbal karo
Memon: BURKE KHAREED LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-...

Someone who thinks logically is a

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free. ...

Larke ne larki se shadi ki darkhavast

Larke Ne Larki Se Shadi Ki Darkhavast (Application) Ki Magar Larki Ne Ise Thukra Dia

Larke Ne Thandi Sans Bari "Ab Ma Kbi Shadi Nhe Ga"

Larki Ne Is Bat Par Khushi Mehsos Ki K Wo Larke Ki Zindagi Ma Is Qadar Ahmiat Rakhti Thi Lekn Br Hal Wo Is Se Shadi Nhe Kr Sakti Thi Wo Is Smjhate Howe Boli "Bewkofi Ki Batien Mat Kro Agr Ma Ne Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr Dia Ha Tou Is Ka Ye Matlb Hargiz Nhe K Tmhari Shadi Ainda Zindgi Ma Ane Wali Larki Bi Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr De Gi"

Mujhe Yaqen Ha Aisa Hi Hoga Larke Ne Larke Ne Mayosi Se Sir Hilate Howe Kaha Jb Tm Jaisi Larki Mujh Se Shadi Pr Tayar Nhe Hoi Tou Aur Kesi Hongi...=P:-P;->...

A dost tum b likha kro shayri

a dost tum b likha kro shayri

dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga

log phenkay gay anday tmatar tm pr to

shaam ki handi ka intzaam ho jai ga...

Is se bari zalalat koi na hogi

Is se bari zalalat koi na hogi Faraz..
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Wo hansi phir bhi na phasi..:-...

Dastur e wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay tum roz

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayegay
tum roz khafa hona,hum roz manaegay
tere dosti ka silha hum is tarah nibhaigay
shadi ho tere aur dulhan hum le jayegay ;->...

4 farishtay 1 admi ko janat me saza de

4-Farishtay 1-Admi ko Janat me Saza de rahe the,
kisi ne pocha q mar rahe ho ?
1 ne keha esne Dahe manga tou humne la dia . . . Kambkhat ne Doodh ke Nehroo ko he Jaag laga dia . . . ....

Ha ha hha ho oh ooh ohh

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
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A boy wantd 2 know the age

A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what's ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR....

Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt

Bachiyon k chakker main larke jatey lutt
aur khatey hain un k bhaiyon se woh kutt

isi wajah se lakre larkiyon ko chor detey hain
moqa miltey hi un ke bhaiyon ko phor dete hain

na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hai
karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hai


SaiN...

To prove his love he

To Prove His Love . .

He Swam Da Deepast River!

Climbed Da Highest Mountain!

Crosed Da Hotest Desert!

She Divorced Him?

Kabi Ghar Pe To Hota Nai Tha :p
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A suicide bomber to mulla umer sir

A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer Sir jee,

barood thora kam dala karain,

mein jannat say aagay nikal gia tha ;-)...

How we see things outside depends on

How we see things outside depends on how things r inside us

Rs.100 looks so big when v go for the ch@rity
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So small when we go to McDonalds, KFC
Isn?t it?
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Sardar goes 2 hotel amp orders chicken

Sardar goes 2 hotel & orders chicken


Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish


Sardar: Jehra marzi le aa yaar, main kehrian gallan karniyan ne. . !Lolz...

ultimate funda v need a way

-Ultimate Funda-

V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings

Like
-Ultimate Funda-

V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings

Like
-Ultimate Funda-

V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings

Like

"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ..." =P =D

"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ..." =P =D

"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ..." =P =D
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Aik orat ne photographer ki dukan per

Aik Orat Ne Photographer ki Dukan Per Ja kr pOcha:Kya Ap Bachon k Group Photo Khenchtay Hyn?
Photographer: G, Ek Darjan k 50 RS. Hon Ge.

Orat BoLi : phr mAin Kuch yEars k Bad Aaon Gi.Q k ABHi Meray 8 Bachay hYn....

Pehla dost tum ne garmion ki chuttian

Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?

Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me...*
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