Category: Funny SMS

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memon SMS# 10

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya…

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Chand pe agar noor na hota,

Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam…

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Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ,

Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ, Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel…

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Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…

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Hellou r so eet s ws

Hello,U R SO, eet! S eet! wS eet! wS eet! S eetw! wS eet! wS…

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Ek sher doctor ki zubani hoon

Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh…

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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua toh

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua, Toh Rab se shikayat hogi…. Ek toh jhella nahi…

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If u sneeze once think i remembering

If u sneeze once think i remembering u if u sneez twice think i want…

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One day raja and rani decided to

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…

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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye…"ABBA JAAN"…"…

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Motivational thought in 1980 idbi

Motivational Thought !! In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani. In 2008, Mukesh Ambani…

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A sardar has twins he became worid

a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend "in main se 1…

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Principal y r u late ur

Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always…

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Sms karenge hum ik duje ko bari

SMS karenge hum ik duje ko bari bari, hame lagti ha ye rasam bari pyari,…

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Dedicated to all ack enchers

Dedicated To All ?ack ?enchers 🙂 THE TALE OF A BACK BENCHER No, Matter What…

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1 larka tha diwana camobile le kr

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta…

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1 5 years girls luv quotmomquot 6 14

1-5 Years Girls Luv "MOM" 6-14 Girls Luv "DAD" 15-21 Girls Luv "ME" 22-50 They…

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U know students ki kab eid

U Know Students Ki Kab EID Hoti Hai Jab teachers chutti karty hain…

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Lady on fone i think u

Lady On Fone: I Think U R The FATHER Of One Of My Kids Man:…

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Vegetable msg mooli gajar ka

VEGETABLE MSG : Mooli ,gajar ka noor tujuhe pe barse, Teri chahat ko aloo tamatar…

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Wen gal quiet milion f thngs r

WEn Gal Quiet, Milion f Thngs R Runing In Hr Mind W

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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,…

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Suno! SMS# 11

Suno! Tum ek Insan nahi hoSuno! Tum ek Insan nahi ho Na hi tum insan…

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Looking at the sky

Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in…

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TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…

TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum? STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha TEACHER: kia??…

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Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho mere

Aaj kal tum muskuraati bohot ho, Mere dil ko bhaati bohot ho, Dil kehta hai…

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Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar

Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar hogya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar…

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Jaley to aag bujhe raakh kehte han

Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh…

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Kiss kisss kissss ka sms hai

Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kisss Kissss Kisss ka SMS Hai Zara…

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A chinese was in hospitalaman went 2meet

A chinese was in hospital.Aman went 2meet him.Chineas said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA& died.Man went china 2know…

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If dentists started 2make films d names

If Dentists started 2make films, d names wud be- Daant ho na ho* Janum brush…

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What is difference between watch ampamp wife

What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati…

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Bba vs be a be

B.B.A vs B.E:- A BE & BBA student go on a camping trip, setup their…

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Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…

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Why does adnan sami sing gila gila

Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila??? think? think? think? bcoz no huggies pampers…

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Jawaab teri shayari ka denge hum mein

jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil…

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Lg kehte he k lrki zindagi

L?g Kehte He? K – – – – L?rki?? ZiNDAGi H?ti He? – MAUT N?he…..

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Larki apnay boyfriend say ampquotcan u drive

larki apnay boyfriend say "Can u drive with one hand?" Guy happily says "Yes." Girl…

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Kon kahta ha k pakistan main job

Kon kahta ha k Pakistan main job nahi milti Yeh lo Jharo \\|//// \|/// \|//…

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Teacher 2 student wht iz ur father

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme? StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh” Teacher: y 2 Strange?…

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A very true thought which i

A Very True Thought Which I Really Experienced Today …”Whenever I Wanna Fall In Love…

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Teacher asked all students to write an

Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One…

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1st frnd tum aasman ki taraf kya

1sT fRnD: TuM AasMaN kI tArAf kYa dEkH rHe hO? 2Nd FrNd: mAiN mENgAi kO…

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke…

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Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa…

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Life without U is impossible,

Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4…

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Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…

Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi…

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Boy im not rich like rahul i

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul,…

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Women r lik an intrnt virus dey

Women r lik an intrnt virus dey ENTR ur Lif,SCAN ur pockts,TRANSFR ur mney EDIT…

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Kya aapke sir pe ampquotseenghampquot hainnojust check

Kya aapke sir pe "SEENGH" hain?No!JUST CHECK IT NAHI HAIN?R U SURE?Koi baat nahi GADHE…

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Hahahaha hahahaha pagal ho jo hansty

hahahaha . . . . . . . . . hahahaha . . . ….

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Message neechay hai mujhay nahi maloom

Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai…… Message Neechay hai………

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Chaka le quotganaa quot bcz ur

Chaka le "Ganaa " BCZ UR MIND" BLOWING GUY" "MEHBOOBA MEHBOOBA" MAT SING WARNA PADGI…

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Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ……

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Ye sun k to dimagh hi ghom

Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko…

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Tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary

tum mujhay aik jaga say boht pyary lagty ho pta hai kahan say . ….

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Jis ko pakrna thora mushkil ho

Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho….

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Ek kam karo is msg

Ek kam karo…. . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Burey aamal ki waja se merne k

Burey Aamal ki waja se, merne k baad, kuch Mard (Men) Bhoot ban jatey hai,…

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Yeh mat sochna k bhol jayin

Yeh Mat sochna k bhol jayin gay tumhain… Dor rah kar bhi chahain gay tumhain…..

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Mujhe tum se p pi piy

Mujhe Tum Se P…. Pi… Piy… Piya… Piyaa.. Piyaaz Aalu mangwane hain lakar do ge?…

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Sharif larki khabardar jo ainda agar

~SHARIF LARKi~ khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kiya to,,, . . . . ….

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What will rajnikant complain to a

What Will Rajnikant Complain To A Dentist…? . . . . . Think…. . ….

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Na waqt se na arzo udasion

NA WAQT Se Na Arzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Or Sirf Mohbbat Se Chahat…

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Pyar vs dosti ek shikwa hai

Pyar v/s dosti Pyar ek shikwa hai, dosti ek jazba hai. Pyar me hr bar…

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Lilly rose jamsmine tulip lotus orchid

Lilly Rose Jamsmine Tulip Lotus Orchid Sun flower sab phool khoobsoorat hotay hain magar in…

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Humne uski doli sajai hai,

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh…

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Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur…

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News Alert…

Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain,…

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Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with

"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…

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Shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota…

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,…

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Museum me do khopri pari thi

musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd…

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Woh sadak ke is paar thi hum

WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE > > US PAR THE; >…

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Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…

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Chae wala larki dekh ker bolabholi si

Chae wala larki dekh ker bola,bholi si surat, aankhon mai masti, dor khari sharmay, aae…

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Imagine u me join nasa

Imagine U & Me Join NASA! Just Try To Imagine. . . . After 1…

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Aaao toh phir aaao mujhse khelo

Aaao toh phir Aaao…….. mujhse khelo……. Aapne paise barbad kare toh dekhi…… Tumhe aaisa DOST…

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Wo dekho ammi abbu bhaiya baji

Wo dekho! Ammi. Abbu. Bhaiya. Baji. Jaldi AaO. Amazing…! Us Gher Mein Light Hai ;->/…

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Amp936amp923ieamp916amp934amp926 amp920amp936 i amp923amp936amp923amp915amp926amp934amp923amp936yamp928 aankain phaarr

?ΨΛI?_?eΔΦΞ??? /?:- Θ)Ψ?:-i?’?? Λ?Ψ?ΛΓ?Ξ??Φ!Λ?Ψ?$y’Π. Aankain phaarr phaarr k keya dekh rahe ho ? Jackie Chan…

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Raat me jab sare log so jate

Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per "Shamu" Nahi Sota Hai. Wo Jagta…

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Teray husn ki kia taareef karootera bander

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray…

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Arre dewaano mujhe pehchano kahan se

Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun…

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Fimtfitmufyfitafitay muhogai tsalli bara shoq ay sms

FI MT FIT MUF Y FITA FITAY MU!! Hogai Tsalli ??Bara Shoq ay SMS prhn…

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Q college me ladkiyon ke kitne nam

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali…

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Dono eyez per cheekz 2 baar

Dono eyez per Dono cheekz per 2 baar lipz per Mmmm aur 1 martaba neck…

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If u knock at de door of

If u knock at de door of others u never no whether u’ll b welcomed…

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Tum haste raho muskarate sada khilkhilate khush

Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush…