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Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection

Double Meaning SMS / text messages

  1. 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

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  2. Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub k samne lo Ya tanhai me lo sharmao mut bus ab le lo kiya bhala MERA NAAM

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  3. Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!

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  4. Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……, ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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  5. Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka.. Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka.. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab […]

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  6. Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

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  7. KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”

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  8. App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE

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  9. Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

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  10. A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

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  11. Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

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  12. Shut Up”’ S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4 u U=u alwayz in my mind P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……

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  13. college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye? may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon

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  14. oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai jaldi nikaalo na Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia….. khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de

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  15. chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay

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  16. I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen i am ur colgate

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  17. TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?

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  18. Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Hole‘s Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up & Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass

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  19. BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch…… haaan BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL:haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

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  20. fuck off f u c k off yes fuck off ooh. dont get the wrong meaning. fuck off means: F-friend like U- u C-can K-keep O-our F-friendship F-forever..

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