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Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Sirf ik bar kehdo sirf plz abh

Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum??
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss...

U picked me upu took homeu put

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my
waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a
bottle of PEPSI. ...

Kotri train me mawali bola nashe

kotri
'train me mawali bola:
'nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he'

khan sb:
'um utare gi, so jao'

mawali:
'hm mana kre, saman k sath bahar phekna'

khan sb:
'be pkar ho jao, bolo to pora dabe ko bahar peke gi'

hyderabad pe ankh khuli to mwali bola:
'kotri door he?'

koi bola:
'wo to piche reh gya'

mwali:
abhi itna door kese jaye ga, o khan kidhar he.

dekha to khan sb tea pi raha tha,
mwali ne 1 hath mara, chala gya, logon ne kaha:
'khan sb ap itne mote & kankri se admi ne ap ko hath mara, galiyan deen, ap chup rhe?'

pathan:
'choro yar galiyan to wo deta hoye ga, jis ko kotri pe utara tha''

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;-)

Bush mere pain da char munda hua

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Some basic rules 1apni wife ki

Some Basic Rules


1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye



KHABAR



2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH



3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye



PAIR



4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF



5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!

Choot choot ab gai soap

Choot

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CHOOT

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Choot

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CHOOT

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CHOOT

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Choot

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CHOOT
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CHOOT

Ab GAI SOAP k baray pack par 10 Rs ki "CHOOT"

DIRTY MIND :->...

A man goin 2 his work another

A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks:
"Kahan ja raha hy bhai?"
2nd rplied: Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon
1st: Aby ghr me khana nhi pkta jo Car khany ja rha hy ;->...

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar

'Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p

Kitna bara hai mera

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

Is qadar teri yad me rota hun

Is QADAR teri yad me rota hun,
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is QADAR teri yad me rota hun,
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k


k


RAT ko hath me pakar k sota hun,
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Gande
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Tasweer teri or kiya....

Larki bas karo raat say kar rahay

Larki: Bas karo raat say kar rahay ho aur subha honey wali hai.
Thaky nahi?


Larka: Abhi to kuch nahi kia Ab to din raat karunga Q k merey
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'SMS'
Free hain.

Zehrele machhar naag keeray kutte

Zehrele
machhar,


Zehrele
naag,


Zehrele
keeray,



Zehrele
kutte

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Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote hai, kya Samajhe :-)...

Kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki

kash k mil jay mujay khaaboon ki tabeer
'meriii'
saray pesay lay k to madeenay nass jaoon

Wo ayegi to hum barish ki dua

Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye,

dost

Suna hai wo geelay kapray foran utaar deti hai?
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?
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rassi se yar.

Aik bar phr teri soch ko 21 tupon ki salami

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;-> ...

Its very easy to hurt someoone and

its very easy to hurt someoone and thin say ......sorry.....but its really very difficult to get hurt and say .....its ok i am fine ......

This cat is a good way to

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! ...

Crime doesnt pay does that

Crime Doesn't Pay. . . .





Does

THAT


MEAN



MY


JOB



IS




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"CRIME"...

Jin kay pass hota hay woo hath

jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay. jin kay pass nahi hota wo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hain. Batao kia?
dirty mind,
its tooth brush....

Man god please give me everything

Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy ?Life?.

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy ?Everything?
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There are two types of people who

There are two types of people who are failures in life. ..

Those who do not listen to anybody
and
those who listen to everybody

Line marne k bht se trike hai

Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata hun...
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1.kachi pencil se.
2.paki pencil se.

Hahahahaha...

Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

Lady doctor pagal patient se mera dupatta

Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro

Pagal :
Ok

Ldy doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro

Pagal:
Ok

Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bi utaro

Pagal:
Ok


Lady doc:







Or Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kapre Na PehnNa Ok.
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Aj phir Ap ki Soch ko 21 topon ki Salami.

Son i dont want to go school

Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The






"Principal" ...

Girl arey itna bara munh mein

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Acha howa tu khudi ka charcha

Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha,

Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari......

Larki jaan chotey soraakh mein nahi barray

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.

Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?

Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.

Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.

Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.

UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

Police mujram sebache k sath ziadti q

PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha khubsurt tha.
PoLic=Bacha kahan hy?
Mujram=Janab Bacha khush hy aur msg pr raha hy.

Din ko kro ya rat ander bahir

Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA
Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro
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Krna Tu SMS Ha
Jesy Mrzi kro





(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ LoVeR
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•
pRiNcE”

Diagram in a book was not clear

Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced

"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!" ;->
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Which part of a mans body has

Which Part Of A
Man?s Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE

It?s HEART..
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My principle of life if someone throws

MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE?
If someone throws a stone at you? throw a flower at him
BUT?
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->...

In which situation do men start sweating

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

The happiest people in world are not

The Happiest People In The World Are Not Those Who Have No Problems
But
Those Who Learn To Live With Things That Are Less Than Perfect...

Train me 1 larke ne cigarete jalai

Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,

Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete k Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->...

Dil hahta hy k khara kar aap

Dil ?hahta Hy k khara kar k Aap k Hath Ma Pakra d0n?

Aur Aap Usy Hila Hila k ?0lo
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ES PARCHAM K ??YE T?L?Y HUM 1 H?iN
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Our frndship means so much 2 me

Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me
Dat if v were the last people on a sinking ship and v hav a single Life Jacket then i will. .

Mmmmm. .
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Iwil Mis U
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Master ji to class baccho

Master Ji To Class -

?Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?.

1 Girl - ?Master Ji,

Nikal Ke Dikhayein?

Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti.

Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai?
...

Hont jab hont se milte hain to

Hont jab hont se milte hain to kiya hota hai?





Socho socho...








Pata hai na kiya hota hai?






Kiya hota ha?






Mooh band hota hai yar..!!...

Main ne aap ki leni chaahi magar

MaiN ne aap ki leni chaahi.
Magar aap ne na di.





(Raaye)


MaiN ne aap ko apna dena chaaha.
Magar aap ne na lia.




(Pyaar)


Aakhir aap ne mera dekh hi lia na





(Ghussa)


Pehlay kehtay thay k mujhay tumhaara hi pasand hay




(Andaaz)


Lekin ab kehtay ho,
k maiN kisi aur ka looN ga





(Sahaara)



Mera khayaal hay k mera ab kaafi lamba ho gaya hay




(SMS)


Ab mujhay aap ki chaahiye






(Ijaazat)...

Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan

BOY: Poora Under Gaya?
GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan

BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na?

GIRL:Haan Thora Thora.

Boy: Oye Maqsood

Baji Ko 8 Number Wala Joota Dikha

1 lrki zor sy gana ga rhi

1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thi
MJHAY RANG DAY.

MJHAY RANG DAY.

MJHAY RANG DAY.







Lrki ki maa ne usay boht mara.



Kyun?





Kyun k lrki totli thi....

Plz call me its urgent ek accident

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

Agr apko 22 saal ki larki jhuk

Agr Apko 22 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kr Salam Kry To Apko Uski Kia Cheez Nazar Ayegi?









Uski Achi Tarbiyat
bhai,, tri isi Soch ki wja se barish nhi ho rhi:-)

Kothe par police ne chhapa mara

Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA,

TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,,

WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,,

Us nE liNe mE eK laRki sE poOchA"

YahAn kyA ho rAhA hAi ???"

LaRki nE kAhA: "Aam baNt rAhe hAin,,,"

Buddhi bHi liNe mE lAg gAyi,,,

Jab uS kA nuMbEr aYa tAu poLice nE kAhA
"Amma aAp bHi ?? !!!"

AmMa: Muun mE daAnt nAi tAu kyA hUa chOos tAu saKti hOon na.... ;->...

Kisi railway track per apun ki life

Kisi RaiLwAy tRaCk pEr aPun kI LiFe bHi jHkaAs hO JaNI Thi.








>>MaGr saALA
Paki

Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me

Raat kay 1 bajy band kmray me ak bed pay ik he chadar me 2
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Bhai s00 rahe thay.

Ap kia samjay k kn so re thay..

Hello hello mera lelo kya salam

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka ...

Wada karo karo k tum zindagi

Wada karo:

Wada karo

K

Tum

Zindagi

Ki

Har

Cheez

Mujh

Se

Share

Karoge

Wada karo

Khushi

Ghum

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan

Tak

K

Balance bhi!;-)
...

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki

Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

Last night i dreamt of you

Last night,
I dreamt of you,
this morning my first thought was you,
I thought of you the whole day.
I think like U.

Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z...

If time doesnt wait for you dont

If Time Doesn't Wait for You, Don't Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery From the Clock And Enjoy Life ....

Raat k 1 bjay admi apni bv

Raat k 1 bjay
1 admi apni b.v ko kamre me le gaya


usay bed pe litaya

phr
kamre ki lite buja di
b.v k pas gaya
or






so gya
Sorry ma gande msg nai bhejta.

Dont take things in wrong sense when

Don't take things in wrong sense when.
Dr says:
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Dentist says:
keep it OPEN n WIDE!

Interior decorator says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!

Banker says:
IF U TAKE IT OUT t?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!

Telephone guy says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?!!"; ...

I think im disturbing u sorry this

I think i?m disturbing u sorry!
this is my last msg & i will not msg u anymore.
Good bye.

Never expect that from me i?m born to disturb u ;->
...

Teri tight sohni sohni patyala shalwar

Teri Tight Tight Teri sohni sohni,
patyala shalwar Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,

Tenu dekh k mera chutt janda,
Hath wichon Romal Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,

Tenu Dekh k mera khara ho janda,
Cycle vich bazar Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,

Tu karwandi rai main karda riya,
Tera intzaar Ni kuj hor na samjhi!...

Agar bill gates ki mummy bore ho

Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge???
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Ans : Mother-Bored...

Tmhari life m 1 aisi larki aygi

TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi
Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy
Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi
Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi






Papa:-...

Lets plan for a movie 2day

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

R U Free?

If Yes..

Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,

Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga
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Doctor mrs taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D...

My eyes bear uncountable tears bcoz

My eyes bear uncountable tears:-(

Bcoz u r far away 4m me:-(

I wish u were here

To cut these ONIONS instead of me;-)
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Jb b tujhko koi zakhm lga

Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga

Mainy libas apna utar dia

Or tre Jism se lipat gya

Yehi mera kam hy















SANI-PLAST mra naam hy:)
Teri Soch ko Salam hy.

Here is some career advice first

Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
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Beautiful quotethere iz nothing greater dan parents

Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-D.....

Chooss mazay lay kar bari ik

chooss chooss chooss

mazay lay kar chooss

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

donoo ko ik saath chooss

masal masal kay choos

kyon kay

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Uffff kya karr rahe ho plz

Uffff
Kya
Karr
Rahe
Ho?
Plz
Aisa
Mat
Karo
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Please
Mat
Karo
...
Maine
Kaha
Na
Plz
Aisa
Nahi
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Aur
Mat
Dabao
....
are
Neeche
Kyun
Jaa
Rahe
Ho??
Maine
Kaha
Ho
Jayega
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Plz
hu
Jayega
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Aheste
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Kaha
Tha
Mat
Karo
Aisa
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Ab
Ho
Gaya
Na
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Message
Khatam
!!!

Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser! ...

Shahid kapoor ka saif ali khan se

Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

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Aap ki do jheel c ghari


aap ki





do




jheel c ghari




khubsurat



jhuki jhuki




ankhoon




k



darmiyan



main


jo



naak hai.





bah rahi hai saff kar lo. ...

Man to motel desk clerkhow much for

Man to motel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards...

3 college girls apis mein batein

3 College girls apis mein batein kar rahi hain..

1st Girl:
HATH mein lo, to DABANAY ko DIL karta hai..

2nd Girl:
Haan yaar, aur agar DABAO, to CHOOSNAY ko DIL karta hai..

3rd Girl:
Aur aur jab
CHOOSO, to DIL hee nahi karta,
keh mounh se bahar nikalo, jab tak ke poora rus mounh mein nikal na jaey...

Kiyo

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SAAL mein ek hee baar to aata hai..' AAM '

HAPPY MANGO SEASON
tmari soch ko ek bar phr 21 topo ki salami

Dhhzz

Dhhzz

Dhhz

1 aadmi do ladkiyo ka hath pakray

1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA...

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JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA

WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI ;)
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Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi


BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?


GIRL:
Tum



Tum



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab

Mangta hoon to deti nahi...

jawab mere salwal ka..

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

Rom rom jazbat ka..

khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....

balo me fool gulab ka...

dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

patta patta gulab ka...

Baap ki aulad hai to niche dekh

Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh..

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Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Upar
Dekh...... ;->...

App mujhay aik jaga se bohat pyare

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

Passenger yaar yeh koan sa stop hey

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

America aur karachi me sirf ek fark

America aur karachi me sirf ek fark hai.

America me log english bolte hain,
Aur karachi me urdu.
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Paapi insaan tum kya soch rahe te.
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Qwhich part of female body is the

Q:Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive, is wet inside & Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it?

Answr:

? EYE!?
But i love the way u think.
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Girlwhat do you like in me

GIRL:What Do You Like In me ?
BOY:Those Two White Big Balls Having Black Dots On It.
GIRL:Whatttttttttttttttttttt?
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BOY:Yes I Like Your EYES......

Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se

Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna. Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?...

February ko valentines day hota hai

February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!



Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)

Height of disappointment a woman finding

Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that.....

Phillip's 21 inch
was actually a TV.??...

Main niyat karta houn k ajj

MAIN niyat karta houn ..! K ajJ SAY Hr larki ko MAa samjhoun Ga?!
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APNAY hoNAY WAle bAchoun KI ...

1 class ka bacha apni miss se

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

A little girl whn askd her name

A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-"I'm Mr. David's Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-"I'm Jenifer David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said "Aren't U Mr. David's Daughter?" Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied
"I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I'm Not" ;->...

Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka Kis Ka ?

Larki Apni Bhen




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Bhains Ka ...=P

Pls remind me 2 u about remindin

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot! ...

21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi

21 augast ko guzri hui 1 sachi ghatna.
7 Saal ki bachi ko us ke baap or bhai ne lekar bhut buri tarha se usko zabardasti..









School me admission krwaya....

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

Ye sang e marmar sa tarasha gora badan

Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kambakht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Aisi Hy ;->...

Woh soti rahi main karta raha

Woh soti rahi main karta raha
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Intizaar us ke jawab ka
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Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya
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Phool hath se gulab ka
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Us ne kaha peche se nahin aage se karo
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Deedar mere husn-e-shabaab ka
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Us ne kaha bara maza aata hai jab andar jata hai...
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Kaano me ek ek lafz mere janab ka.

Wo kiya hai jis pe agar piyar

Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

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BethA
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BAkrA ... :p ;->

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Raat ko hamaisha

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , . . mera matlab rasi se.....kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota