Double Meaning SMS / text messages

Zehrele machhar, Zehrele naag, Zehrele keeray, Zehrele kutte . . . . . . Aur dosri zehreli cheeze zindagi k lye khatar naak hote hai, kya Samajhe …

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan ki . . . . . . JAAN hy tu pagal !! Apna khayal rakha kar …

I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. Don?t Believe! See I Am On Journey And U R Not With Me, It Means U R Missing. …

Life is difficult, full of trials, sOrrows,pains, "ups n downs" bt if u fall down, just stand up straight, be confident & say, "Shukar hai kisi ne dekha nahi "…

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD? . . . Ok . . . oH Its RAIN…!…

Which Part Of A Man?s Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making LOVE It?s HEART.. …

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot! …

I as a Doc give up I cant bear it any more I tried everything 2make ur brain work but failed u won! I admit . . . . . Donkeys r really invincible!!!…

Ur Annual Dementia test! Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles. Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence. OK – relax – clear ur mind & begin Wat do we put in toaster? ‘bread’ if u said ‘toast,’ give up now. Try not to [...]

love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s from ur touchi emotional……….

A Simple Logic: Human=eat+work+sleep +enjoy Donkey=eat+work+sleep Ther4 Human=donkey+enjoy 0r Human-enjoy=donkey i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey…

Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy Kambakht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Aisi Hy ;->…

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ? . . . . . Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai?????;->…

Can v do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"…

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! …

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!! …

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk . . itS eAZy . . . stILL cOnFuSeD? . . . Ok . . . oH Its RAIN…!…

GOnD nEwS nOkIa n73 fReE WIth 1 kG . TOmAto . . . BUy 1 kG. TAmAtO OnLy FOr rS. 12,950….

kaisa lgta hai? barasti barish main, hawa k jhonkon k sung, khamoshi sy chalte hue koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de "GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE….

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai?. unka? Mobile Charge?! …

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI. …

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! …

Have You Ever Rearrange the Letters … " M O T H E R I N L A W " It Would Come As " W O M A N H I T L E R " ;-> :d…

Hello! how r u? kaise ho? kya haal hain? kaise mizaaj hain! tabiyat theek hai! khush ho? . . . . . kuch nahi. Ye jumle to phone par kahe jate hain:->…

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!…

SMOKiNG KiLLS? SO?? WHO WANTS TO LiVE FOREVER ??? …

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…

Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya. Judge: Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya. Ad: Maine naam poocha tha, she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it….

Perho dostou Sirf Perho Or perhtay he raho kiu k ye he time hai parhnay ka Dil Gurday Dimagh Sub laga kr perho SMS …

I Go In Hard…. Come Out Soft…. You Blow Me Hard….. What Am I……..??? A Chewing Gum…. ;->…

When I Go In I Might Cause Pain……. I Cause U To Spit & Ask U Not To Swallow…. I Can Fill Ur Hole….. What Am I………???? A Dentist…. ;-> …

Crime Doesn’t Pay. . . . Does THAT MEAN MY JOB IS A “CRIME”…

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty…

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan ki . . . . . . JAAN hy tu pagal !! Apna khayal rakha kar …

Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi?? U Dirty MiNd AnswEr hAi . BethA huA . BAkrA … :p ;->…

My Or Tm Tm Or My Yani Hm Dono Aj Rat Ko 2 Baje K Bad Akele Me Chup K Se Bistar Py Lait K Ek Dosre Ko Sms karainge. …

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up* …

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U! …

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka …

Mai or woh Oooooo…. Hum dono akele Oooooo… Raat ka wqt Ohho…. Barish shru Ohhhoooo… Dono Bheegy huay Wah g Kampte huay badan Oooooo… Wo pas aya Ohh God Dil ghabraya Haaye… Sansain tez Oooh Ohh plz kuch kar na day Aur paas aya Haaye pihr kiya Us ne mu khola aur.. Aur Aur Aur [...]

Hath me lo Ab thook lagao Ab kapde se rub karo Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho Ab pura hath ghuma k . . zor se . . . . . . . . BOWLING karao!!!…

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur……. Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.’Mobile mai SIM CARD’>…

; ; ; ; ; ; c(“”””) c(“”””) “””” “””” $pecia

KUCH NAHI keh dya na KUCH NAHI YAR kya ho gaya? KUCH NAHI hai PACHHTAO ge TUM! Bohat DHEET ho! Ab shauK se padho "KUCH NAHI"…

5 inch ka hai / / / Size normal hai / / / Mazboot hai / / / Ziada mota bi nahi hai / / / 2 larkian dekh chuki hain / / / Lena hai to bolo / / / Mera NOKIA N96…

Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied. Lovingly urs, == ??I____?TOILET? -.t?"?"?) ___(_ …

16 saal (.)=(.) 25 saal ( . )=( . ) 36 saal ( . )=( . ) kia samjhe? hamesha ghalat hi sochna Zyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lagega!!!…

There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job Good food, Good sleep & ? GOOD _ UCK ? whatever u are thinking.. That?s right..!…

Hi JAAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se… ;-> K??P SMiLiNG …

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! …

Wada karo: Wada karo K Tum Zindagi Ki Har Cheez Mujh Se Share Karoge Wada karo Khushi Ghum Dukh Sukh Or Yahan Tak K Balance bhi!;-) …

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR… saying… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “P-YAAR” . . . …

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:?father, your daughter has been successful in BED.? …

HELLO! hi ! how r u ? k se ho? sab khair hai! Maze me ho? tum ne jawab nhi diya.,….;->…

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain…

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki Tere BaaP ki Tere Bhai ki Tere pure khandan ki . . . . . . JAAN hy tu pagal !! Apna khayal rakha kar …

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down… …