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Pakistani Courses:- MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:-Islamic Institute of…

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When words are not enough to

When words are not enough…. To express your feelings…. Dont think you’re in LOVE…. You…

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A million words would not bring you

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would…

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He broke her heart and she his

He Broke Her Heart… And She Broke His iphone 5G… . . . . ….

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Roses are red violets blue monkeys

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo …

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It hurts to love someone and not

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more…

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Good unerdtsanding btewene ecah ohter is rael

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig…

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A baby fish asked her mother y

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth…

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Love is like a cloud love dream

Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and…

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Dear girls if a guy pauses

Dear Girls ! If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back…

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U r stupid s 4 super

u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique …..

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A smile to put you on high

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd…

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Hold ten roses in ur hand and

Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror

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Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari me

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are…

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Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…

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English translation classteacher wats your fathers

English translation class.Teacher : ‘Wats your fathers name?’Student : ‘Beautiful-Red-Underwear’..!T : ‘Wwaaatt…?’S : ‘Sunder-lal-Jetty(Shetty)’..!Haa haa…

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Gal do u have any sentimental love

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says…

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I want to share everything with u

I want to share everything with u. Your sadness ,your happy momments, Lets start with…

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Ek angrej india aya aur usne santa

Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se PuchhaAngrej:

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If ur world is spining round ampamp

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u…

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Its been a rough dayi got up

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button…

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Lady drinking coke machhar falls in takes

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks…

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Teacher johny if your father earned 100000

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother,…

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I want you to be with me

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light…

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wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart…

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Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

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Do u know the fullform of college

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats…

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Very cute gorgeous genious goodlooking intellegent one

VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt…

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If your a vegetarian to be nice

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food…

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Newtons law of romance love can neither

Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY…

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One day santas girlfriend asks him darling

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a…

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Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

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3 guys were introduced to a girl

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul…

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When i am not messaging u it

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u,…

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If u delete this sms love me

If u delete this sms u love me if u keep it u want me…

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I saw your face as you walked

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy…

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This is top secret amp

This is Top Secret: . . . . . . . . . . ….

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The heart beat of my phone

…..the Heart Beat of my Phone …..is ur Message Tone …

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3 animals broke in2 the house wen

3 animals broke in2 the house, wen cops came ,they found da mouse watchn TV,da…

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Pathan commiting suicide someone asked the reasonhe

Pathan commiting suicide, someone asked the reasonHe said: My wife runaway with my friend and…

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If u need advice sms me

if u need ADVICE SMS ME if u need a FRIEND CALL ME if u…

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Wifecan u explain to me how this

Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really…

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U r a donkey d 4

u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice…

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Chubby cheeks dimple chin browny lips tiny

Chubby Cheeks, Dimple Chin, Browny Lips, tiny eyes& Rosy Tongue Actually I ws pointing out…

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When you get this sms send it

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,…

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God made man and then rested women

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested …

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This time im sureampamp i n going2say

This time… I’m sure& I n going2say it… I I L I LO I LOV…

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U r the one who is charming

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U…

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What is the difference btw secretary and

what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary…. Secretary says: Good morning sir! Personal…

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A mobile is like a woman talks

A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n…

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Breaking news latest most important aham tareen

Breaking news . . . Latest news . . . Most important . . ….

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U r sweet as chocolatmitha gulabjamun rasila

U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har…

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Lady secretary sir its ur wifes call

Lady Secretary: Sir, it’s ur wife’s call. She wants to kiss U on the phone….

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I wishu were heren my room on

I wish…u were heren my room on my bedwid da lights off!v go under da…

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Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

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Ocean full of syllabus river questions

Ocean full of syllabus River full of questions Bucket level we study Mug level we…

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Read slowly u r que tea

Read slowly- u r que tea, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, at track thief,…

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Teacher you missed school yesterday didnt you

TeAcHeR: “YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn’T YoU?” StUdEnT: “No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT.” Sameer…

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May our friendship turn in2 silver silver

May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds…… and may our…

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Kis z da key of lovelove maragemarage

Kis z da key of love.love z da key of marage.marage z da box of…

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Dear god give me the wisdom

Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love…

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Galilo great mind einstein genious newton

GALILO: Great mind EINSTEIN: Genious mind NEWTON: Extraordinary mind BILL GATES: Brillant mind Me: Master…

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In a train ticket checker to saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT:…

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Aadmi apne bachay se baita sharab mat

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay…

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Consequences of american life style the wife

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling,…

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Find the most suotable place 4 this

Find The Most Suotable Place 4 This Note "Come Like Horse.. Sit Like Thief… Go…

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Who said english is easyfill in the

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have…

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A little kid walks into a city

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and…

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Ek shaks gussy me police station gya

Ek shaks gussy me police station gya aur bolaa… Meri complain note kro mje dhamki…

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Sorry galti se yemsg aap ko send

Sorry! GaLti Se YeMsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya..Neeche Mt ParhNa, NeecheGaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai…..

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Say ha look see dont oh

SAY HA SAY HA LOOK SEE LOOK SEE SAY HA SAY HA DONT SEE DONT…

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This is quottop secretquot and bottom

This is "Top Secret" . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Q which boy has the permission to

Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room? Ans.:…

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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 professors

A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 Professor?s Cabin & Says: I’ll Do Anything 2 Pass…

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Buhot ache wah kya baat hai

Buhot Ache Wah Kya Baat Hai Buhot Aala Gr8 Yaar Zabardast Daad Deni Paregi Brilliant…

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Far sighted once an old man

Far sighted…. Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench….

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Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

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Teacher johny if your father earned 100000

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother,…

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From mon to sun jan to dec

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings…

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Wacky one quotm o n

WaCkY oNe … "M O N E Y Isn’t Everything But I T Sure Keeps…

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A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend

A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend ” You are as useless as. .. …..

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A quiet man is thinking man

A Quiet Man, Is A Thinking Man. A Quiet Woman, Is Usually Mad.. =P …

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mmmmamam dfdsafjn…

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Ive no girlfriend girl friend girl

I’ve No Girlfriend I’ve No Girl friend I’ve No GirL Friend I’ve No GirL Friend…

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Find the most suotable place 4 this

Find The Most Suotable Place 4 This Note "Come Like Horse.. Sit Like Thief… Go…

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Dear god give me the wisdom

Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love…

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Talk 2 me when im bored kiss

TaLk 2 me wHen i’m boReD, kiSS me wHen i’m saD, hug me wHen i…

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A man received d phone from

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in…