Category: Funny Jokes

A Recent Survey Showed Why Men Like Blow Jobs…. 10% Like The Feeling…. 12% Like…

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than ‘i Hate U’ ” ” ” ” ”…

A guy’s walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, “Kid,…

FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means…

?JHOOM RE? Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..! Pol?CemAn…

Set Your “Loved One” Free … If It Doesn’t Come Back … !! . ….

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even…

Our Phones Fall,We Panic 😮 Our Friends Fall, We Laugh! 😀 Shame on Us :-P:D…

Apne chare se ruswaie ka "ERROR" to hataho, Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka…

a man went to a painting exhibition and asked from artist that wow! painting of…

FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means…

Old concept: “Do or die ” New concept: “Do before u die ” Latest concept:…

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said…

Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,

Pakistani Courses:- MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:-Islamic Institute of…

When words are not enough…. To express your feelings…. Dont think you’re in LOVE…. You…

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would…

He Broke Her Heart… And She Broke His iphone 5G… . . . . ….

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo …

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more…

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig…

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth…

Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and…

Dear Girls ! If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back…

u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique …..

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd…

Hold ten roses in ur hand and stand before a mirror

FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are…

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…

English translation class.Teacher : ‘Wats your fathers name?’Student : ‘Beautiful-Red-Underwear’..!T : ‘Wwaaatt…?’S : ‘Sunder-lal-Jetty(Shetty)’..!Haa haa…

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says…

I want to share everything with u. Your sadness ,your happy momments, Lets start with…

Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se PuchhaAngrej:

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u…

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button…

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks…

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother,…

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light…

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart…

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… Thats…

VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt…

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food…

Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY…

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a…

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul…

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u,…

If u delete this sms u love me if u keep it u want me…

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy…

This is Top Secret: . . . . . . . . . . ….

…..the Heart Beat of my Phone …..is ur Message Tone …

3 animals broke in2 the house, wen cops came ,they found da mouse watchn TV,da…

Pathan commiting suicide, someone asked the reasonHe said: My wife runaway with my friend and…

if u need ADVICE SMS ME if u need a FRIEND CALL ME if u…

Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really…

u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice…

Chubby Cheeks, Dimple Chin, Browny Lips, tiny eyes& Rosy Tongue Actually I ws pointing out…

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,…

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested …

This time… I’m sure& I n going2say it… I I L I LO I LOV…

U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U…

what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary…. Secretary says: Good morning sir! Personal…

A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n…

Breaking news . . . Latest news . . . Most important . . ….

U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har…

Lady Secretary: Sir, it’s ur wife’s call. She wants to kiss U on the phone….

I wish…u were heren my room on my bedwid da lights off!v go under da…

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…

Ocean full of syllabus River full of questions Bucket level we study Mug level we…

Read slowly- u r que tea, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, at track thief,…

TeAcHeR: “YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn’T YoU?” StUdEnT: “No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT.” Sameer…

May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds…… and may our…

Kis z da key of love.love z da key of marage.marage z da box of…

Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. Give Me The Love…

GALILO: Great mind EINSTEIN: Genious mind NEWTON: Extraordinary mind BILL GATES: Brillant mind Me: Master…

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT:…

Aadmi Apne Bachay Se Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay…

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling,…

Find The Most Suotable Place 4 This Note "Come Like Horse.. Sit Like Thief… Go…

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have…

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and…

Ek shaks gussy me police station gya aur bolaa… Meri complain note kro mje dhamki…

Sorry! GaLti Se YeMsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya..Neeche Mt ParhNa, NeecheGaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai…..

SAY HA SAY HA LOOK SEE LOOK SEE SAY HA SAY HA DONT SEE DONT…

This is "Top Secret" . . . . . . . . . . ….

Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room? Ans.:…

A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 Professor?s Cabin & Says: I’ll Do Anything 2 Pass…