Category: Insult sms

(‘.’)/ Hands up |/ / Agar apni jan pyari hai tu, Tu, Tu, KHUDA k…

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila…

B4 u speak. (listen) B4 u pray.. (forgive) B4 u quit.. (try) B4 U hate…..

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,…

Twinkle twinkle little star… You should know what u r And once u know what…

CUTE INSULT : . . Girl : I Want To Say Something To U..!! ….

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye…

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker…

Har Laal Rang RED Nahi Hota, Har Murda DEAD Nahi Hota, Kaise Kahun Pr Sach…

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane…

if monkies where to be called as humans, and humans where to b called as…

Ko ko ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko…

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye…

if monkies where to be called as humans, and humans where to b called as…

“Tip Of Da Day” 3 Muuli Waly Parathy 2gobi Waly Parathy 1plate Mash Ki Dal…

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,…

U r on a bus & U need 2 fart … But d music is…

Feeling SAD… ? Then Imagine… I am with U… Now U HAPPY… ? NO… ?…

This is my leg || || || || ||___ |____) . . . Itni der…

I M Lamp U R Light I M cOk3 U R Sprite I M Sawan…

Apni umar ko 2 se Zarab doAb is mai 840 jama kardoJawab ko 2 per…

Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho? Papa – nahi. Par kyu? Son…

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You … !! Never Think Yourself As An…

PuRe SmS mA (I) DhOoNd k dEkHo O cHaWaL uPeR bAcKeT mA Ha…=P;->…

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil…

Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura.. Maina Uri.. Gadha Ura.. Ooopppps Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne…

girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie Me: No, lets watch your photo album…

Promise me we r true friends i m the HEART u r the BEST i…

Ji kia ha? Kia chahiya? Message parhana chahtay ho? Gadhay yai message hi to hai???…

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher…

Sugar iS Sugar, SaLT Is SaLt, God Made YOU DUMBO, Not MY FauLt. …

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood…

Kesy hain? Halaat Waqiat Mashiyat Urdu English Or Islamiyat Aap k shehar k wo Rastay…

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab,…

Kya tm gareeb ho? YES or NO? Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo……

You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome…

Chubby Cheeks, Dimple Chin, Browny Lips, Tiny Eyes &Rosy Tongue. Actually I Ws Pointin Out…

Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in…

Hi, How r u? Are u free Tomorrow? Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow…

Andheri sadak, Sunsan kabristan, Suni haweli, Kala aasman, Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.

Wh8 d Hell !! Are You Mad ? You Don’t Hve Ne Work 2 Do…

Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka rashan khareed lo q k Haq ki khuli…

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai To . . . . . . . ….

Aye kassssssh! . . . K tum? . . . . . . . ….

Khudi k0 kR BuLand iTna. Khudi kO Kr bULand iTna .. Khudi kO Kr bUland…

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,,…

Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : Im talking with my angel now…

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost… Tere jaisay Haseen 2 aur bhi hain…

1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi 1 larhka samne se aya Dono bilkul…

Jis mulk K nojwano mai roza rkhny ki taqat na ho;-( Jo 2 ghnty khry…

Dost Tum aik Aise ‘DON’ Ho, Jis K Paas pyar k Har Lock Ki Chaabi…

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather….

Gadhon ki race 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . ….

Yahan bi hoga Wahan bi hoga Ab to saray jahan mein hoga Kiya (./) /.”.)…

cHaNd tArAy kAmAaL rAkHtE hAy pHoOL B hUsNe JaMaAL rAkHtE hAy JaNe kAb MeHfIL ME…

Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye…

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is…

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin…

This iZ Not Fair! How CouLD U Do This? Didn’t exPecT This From You! Got…

I like u I miss u I love u I find u my best friend…

Sab se Bara pagal kon hai. ‘ ‘ Ye janne k liye dekhiye. .* ‘…

Sorry! GaLti Se Ye MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya.. Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche GaLat SaLat…

Well Come To www.love.com Type Password ***** Processing… Sorry ! Aap K Pyar Karne Ki…

VodaFone waLon ka Kutta Aj Subah he chaL basa, Or Ab Woh Bandar se Ad…

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso…

Is garmi me apple juice mango juice tarbuz juice badam juice Falsa juice in sab…

Agr Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak ho jae Ghar Mei Farishty Aen,…

Faraz k baad ab ‘Nawaz Sharif’ k lye Arz Karty Hain ‘Ganjay’ Teri Sharafat Pay…

Danton ki hifazat k 3 tarikay: 1)-Daily Brush karna. 2)-Meethi cheezon se parhez karna. Aur…

Reality bites: We live in such a strange country where PIZZA reaches home faster than…

Height of insult 😉 Boy : you look like a barbie. Girl : *happily* you…

Ek Larki ka dil sab se zyada kb dukhta hai ? ? ? ? ?…

Meri zaat py itna ehsan kr do Ek aam ki peti mery nam kr do…

REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r, . . . . You are nt totally…

Gadhon ki race.. 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . ….

Today ¡ saw a person Looking exactly l¡ke you I acc¡dently called ur name But…

Aapki kahani meri zubani. . . . . . . Aapke pas dimag h. ….

Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan, … … … … … ……

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pah Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi…

Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye Call ki g a or baten banatey rahiye Magar Aap…

ghum may bhi maza ata hai Gharibun kay ghar bhi KHUDA ata hai hum to…

Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya Kaise? . . . . . . . ….

Congratulation! Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia…

Bht bara jhut bola h tm ne.tm ne kaha tha k tmhari koi lover ni…

Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna di jaye tu usay kya kahengy?…

Intizar Intizar intizar na RAAT ka na DIN ka na SUBHA ka na SHAM ka…

Hold ur breath……… . . . . . . . . . . . ….

Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari Poja Karte. Girl…