Category: Insult sms

Funny Insult SMS / text messages collection

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,…

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Mental hospital is not so far

Twinkle twinkle little star… You should know what u r And once u know what…

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B4 u speak listen pray forgive

B4 u speak. (listen) B4 u pray.. (forgive) B4 u quit.. (try) B4 U hate…..

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, Apna samjho ya baigana, Hamara aapka rishta he purana, Is liye…

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker…

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Cute insult girl i want

CUTE INSULT : . . Girl : I Want To Say Something To U..!! ….

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Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane…

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if-monkies-where-to-be-called-as

if monkies where to be called as humans, and humans where to b called as…

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Har laal rang red nahi hota murda

Har Laal Rang RED Nahi Hota, Har Murda DEAD Nahi Hota, Kaise Kahun Pr Sach…

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye…

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If monkies where to be called as

if monkies where to be called as humans, and humans where to b called as…

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Ko ko bas karo ab

Ko ko ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko…

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Aande lee loo, garam aande

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,…

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U r on a bus need

U r on a bus & U need 2 fart … But d music is…

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Tip of da day 3 muuli

“Tip Of Da Day” 3 Muuli Waly Parathy 2gobi Waly Parathy 1plate Mash Ki Dal…

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This is my leg

This is my leg || || || || ||___ |____) . . . Itni der…

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I m lamp u r light

I M Lamp U R Light I M cOk3 U R Sprite I M Sawan…

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Feeling sad then imagine i

Feeling SAD… ? Then Imagine… I am with U… Now U HAPPY… ? NO… ?…

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Mummy kaha se laye

Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho? Papa – nahi. Par kyu? Son…

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Hey dude a piece of advice for

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You … !! Never Think Yourself As An…

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Apni umar ko 2 se zarab doab

Apni umar ko 2 se Zarab doAb is mai 840 jama kardoJawab ko 2 per…

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Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi

Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai. Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, Dil…

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Cheel uri kawwa ura maina gadha

Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura.. Maina Uri.. Gadha Ura.. Ooopppps Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne…

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Pure sms ma i dhoond k

PuRe SmS mA (I) DhOoNd k dEkHo O cHaWaL uPeR bAcKeT mA Ha…=P;->…

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we r true friends

Promise me we r true friends i m the HEART u r the BEST i…

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Ji kia ha kia chahiya message

Ji kia ha? Kia chahiya? Message parhana chahtay ho? Gadhay yai message hi to hai???…

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Girlfriend come on lets watch a horror

girlfriend: come on lets watch a horror movie Me: No, lets watch your photo album…

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Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai

Lohe ko Loha kaat ta hai Sone Ko Sona Kaat ta hai Zaher ko Zaher…

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Sugar is sugar salt is salt

Sugar iS Sugar, SaLT Is SaLt, God Made YOU DUMBO, Not MY FauLt. …

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GADHA Mar jayega

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood…

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Kesy hain halaat waqiat mashiyat urdu english

Kesy hain? Halaat Waqiat Mashiyat Urdu English Or Islamiyat Aap k shehar k wo Rastay…

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Baap re Baap

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab,…

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Kya tm gareeb ho yes or

Kya tm gareeb ho? YES or NO? Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo……

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You are Bandar

You are Bandar It means: B= Beautifull A= Attractive N= Naughty D= Decent A= Awesome…

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Chubby cheeks dimple chin browny lips

Chubby Cheeks, Dimple Chin, Browny Lips, Tiny Eyes &Rosy Tongue. Actually I Ws Pointin Out…

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Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in…

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Hi how r u are u free

Hi, How r u? Are u free Tomorrow? Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow…

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Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.

Andheri sadak, Sunsan kabristan, Suni haweli, Kala aasman, Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.

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Wh8 d hell are you

Wh8 d Hell !! Are You Mad ? You Don’t Hve Ne Work 2 Do…

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Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah

Tum Achhe Imandar Sanskari Pyre Dimagwale ho. Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila…

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hands up agar

(‘.’)/ Hands up |/ / Agar apni jan pyari hai tu, Tu, Tu, KHUDA k…

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Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka

Karachi ki ghareeb awaam ek maheenay ka rashan khareed lo q k Haq ki khuli…

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Jab kutte ki maut aati hai

Jab kutte ki maut aati hai To . . . . . . . ….

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Aye kassssssh k tum marasi

Aye kassssssh! . . . K tum? . . . . . . . ….

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Khudi k0 kr buland itna ko

Khudi k0 kR BuLand iTna. Khudi kO Kr bULand iTna .. Khudi kO Kr bUland…

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Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice

Us ne yeun piyar se tujhe ice cream ke liye invite kiya FRAZ.. Kehne lagi.,,…

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Girl what are you doing

Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : Im talking with my angel now…

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Apny husn pe itna naaz mat karo

Apny Husn pe itna naaz mat karo …Dost… Tere jaisay Haseen 2 aur bhi hain…

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1 bar larhki akeli ja rahi thi

1 bar 1 larhki akeli ja rahi thi 1 larhka samne se aya Dono bilkul…

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Jis mulk k nojwano mai roza rkhny

Jis mulk K nojwano mai roza rkhny ki taqat na ho;-( Jo 2 ghnty khry…

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Dost tum aik aise don ho

Dost Tum aik Aise ‘DON’ Ho, Jis K Paas pyar k Har Lock Ki Chaabi…

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Flowersbutterfly a beautiful scene starsmoon

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather….

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Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

Gadhon ki race 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . ….

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Yahan bi hoga wahan ab to

Yahan bi hoga Wahan bi hoga Ab to saray jahan mein hoga Kiya (./) /.”.)…

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Chand taray kamaal rakhte hay phool

cHaNd tArAy kAmAaL rAkHtE hAy pHoOL B hUsNe JaMaAL rAkHtE hAy JaNe kAb MeHfIL ME…

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Yar 03123456789 this is my new

Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye…

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What is a difference between kiss car

What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is…

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Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi dusara zamin…

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This iz not fair how could

This iZ Not Fair! How CouLD U Do This? Didn’t exPecT This From You! Got…

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I like u miss love find my

I like u I miss u I love u I find u my best friend…

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Sab se bara pagal kon hai

Sab se Bara pagal kon hai. ‘ ‘ Ye janne k liye dekhiye. .* ‘…

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Sorry galti se ye msg aap ko

Sorry! GaLti Se Ye MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya.. Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche GaLat SaLat…

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Well come to wwwlovecom type password

Well Come To www.love.com Type Password ***** Processing… Sorry ! Aap K Pyar Karne Ki…

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Vodafone walon ka kutta aj subah he

VodaFone waLon ka Kutta Aj Subah he chaL basa, Or Ab Woh Bandar se Ad…

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Baharo phool barsao mera dostaya hai

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso…

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Is garmi me apple juice mango

Is garmi me apple juice mango juice tarbuz juice badam juice Falsa juice in sab…

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Agr aap chahty hen k ap ka

Agr Aap Chahty Hen K Ap ka Ghar Pak ho jae Ghar Mei Farishty Aen,…

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Faraz k baad ab nawaz sharif lye

Faraz k baad ab ‘Nawaz Sharif’ k lye Arz Karty Hain ‘Ganjay’ Teri Sharafat Pay…

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Danton ki hifazat k 3 tarikay1 daily brush

Danton ki hifazat k 3 tarikay: 1)-Daily Brush karna. 2)-Meethi cheezon se parhez karna. Aur…

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Reality biteswe live in such a strange

Reality bites: We live in such a strange country where PIZZA reaches home faster than…

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Height of insult boy

Height of insult 😉 Boy : you look like a barbie. Girl : *happily* you…

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Ek larki ka dil sab se zyada

Ek Larki ka dil sab se zyada kb dukhta hai ? ? ? ? ?…

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Meri zaat py itna ehsan kr do

Meri zaat py itna ehsan kr do Ek aam ki peti mery nam kr do…

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Remember no matter how bad you r

REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r, . . . . You are nt totally…

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Gadhon ki race 10 9 8

Gadhon ki race.. 10 . . 9 . . 8 . . 7 . ….

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Today saw a person looking exactly

Today ¡ saw a person Looking exactly l¡ke you I acc¡dently called ur name But…

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Aapki kahani meri zubani aapke

Aapki kahani meri zubani. . . . . . . Aapke pas dimag h. ….

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Ye zaruri nahi k agg se jal

Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan, … … … … … ……

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Machhar aur makhi ki ho gayi shaadi

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pah Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi…

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Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye call ki

Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye Call ki g a or baten banatey rahiye Magar Aap…

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Ghum may bhi maza ata hai

ghum may bhi maza ata hai Gharibun kay ghar bhi KHUDA ata hai hum to…

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Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya Kaise? . . . . . . . ….

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Congratulation aamir khan ne apni film

Congratulation! Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia…

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Bht bara jhut bola h tm netm

Bht bara jhut bola h tm ne.tm ne kaha tha k tmhari koi lover ni…

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Agr kuttay ko coat pent aur sindhi

Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna di jaye tu usay kya kahengy?…

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Intizar intizar na raat ka din

Intizar Intizar intizar na RAAT ka na DIN ka na SUBHA ka na SHAM ka…

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Hold ur breath pagal marna hai

Hold ur breath……… . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Boy friend agar tum india me hoti

Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari Poja Karte. Girl…