Dill lagane se darthe hai hum hum
Dill Lagane Se Darthe Hai Hum Dill Lagane Se Darthe Hai Hum, Or Thum Dill…
Takdeeran sabh diya aapo aapniyan par sadiyan
Takdeeran Sabh Diya Aapo Aapniyan, Par Sadiyan Naal Kujh Ajeeb Khel Hoya, Assi Ikko Sikke…
Kissing at top fingering middle firing bottom
Kissing at Top, Fingering at Middle, Firing at Bottom, U know the answer? Cigarette smoking…
Justice may be blind but she has
Justice may be blind, but she has very sophisticated listening devices. ~Edgar Argo in Funny…
Alquran tum ksi b insan ko
‘ALQURAN’ ‘Tum Ksi B INSAN Ko Bura Na Smjo, Shayed wo wesa Na Ho Jis…
Us ki janib main kya haal bhejon
Us ki janib main kya haal bhejon ,,,,,,,,,,,, Dukh dard bhejon ya zindagi ka zawal…
Boss tm kitni salary chahte ho
Boss: Tm kitni Salary Chahte ho.? Man: 50,000+Car+Flat Boss: Ma Tmhen 1Lac+2Cars+ 3Flats Donga Man:Sir…
Konsi hai wo cheez jo yahan nahi
Konsi Hai Wo Cheez Jo Yahan Nahi Milti.. Sab Kuch Mil Jata Hai Leykin ”MAA”…
Apney rab allahko ye mat batawo key
apney Rab (ALLAH)ko ye mat batawo key tumhari mushkil ketny bari hai. Apni mushkil ko…
Be rabt c tehreer ebaarat nahi hoti
Be-rabt c tehreer ebaarat nahi hoti, Hathon ki lakeeron ma to qismat nahi hoti, Sajdey…
kal thaky hary parindn ne nasihat
*’* Kal thaky hary parindn ne nasihat ki mujhe. *’* Sham dhal jae to muhsin…
Kabhi sko hamari adon ne taya hoga
Kabhi Ãœsko Hamari Â¥adon ne $taya hoga Ñam Ãœska likha Änkho me Änsuo ne Mitaya…
Torr de tasbeeh ko is khayal se
TORR DE TASBEEH KO IS KHAYAL SE ‘FARAZ’ KYA GIN GIN K NAAM LENA OS…
muhabat ho jaye ya machar
Ç Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend…
Easter is a promise god renews to
Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of…
Pehle to thay na roshan taaray charag
Pehle to thay na roshan, taaray, charag, jugnu, aaya hai dil mai koi yaaden hain…
Happy mothers day means more than
Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It…
Kabi b kamyabi ko dimagh me or
“Kabi b kamyabi ko dimagh me or nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena Qk…
Once ghalib saw a big breast girl
Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl.. He Said! Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye Honton…
Bus chali jhatka laga 1 pathan
Bus chali Jhatka laga 1 pathan 1 larkee pe gira Larki boli Bat tameez kya…
Door se dikhate hai raasta sabhi saath
Door se dikhate hai raasta sabhi saath koi chaltaa nahi Jaltaa hai dil jab jalaate…
Jaan hai mujki jindagi se pyari
Jaan hai mujki Jindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari, Jan ke…
Surakh aankho se woh jab hame dekhte
Surakh aankho se woh jab hame dekhte hain,Ham ghabrakar aankhein jhuka lete hain…Kaun milaaye un…
Hamraaz na hai koi hamdam mera chodke
Hamraaz Na Hai Na Koi Hamdam Hai Mera Chodke Mujhe Aap Bhi Jald Chala Jaayega…
Main aapki nazron mein aa paaun kaise
Main Aapki Nazron Mein Aa Paaun Kaise, Husn-E-Shamma Mein Khud Ko Jalaaun Kaise, Aap Ho…
Ek din hum unhey mohabbat ka ehsaas
Ek Din Hum Unhey Mohabbat Ka Ehsaas Dilwayengey Kab Tak Rahogey Door Soye Jasbaat Jagayengey…
Jis par hum maar mitein usaa pata
Jis Par Hum Maar Mitein Usaa Pata Bhi Hai Kya Geela Hum Karaa Woh Bewafaa…
Yun to hai hum brahmchari par ladki
Yun To Hai Hum Brahmchari, Par Ladki Dikhi To Aankh Mari, Pat Gayi To Hamari,…
Hum paida hue tunehi mera saath diya
Hum Paida Hue, Tunehi Mera Saath Diya Jabse Maine Angan Mein Chalna Sikh Liya Aaj…
Kal bhii mann akela tha aaj hain
Kal Bhii Mann Akela Tha, Aaj Bhii Akela Hain! Jane Meri Kismat Ne Kaisa Khel…
Main je nai paungaa aapke bager to
Main Je Nai Paungaa Aapke Bager Main To Mar Jaungaa Aapke Bager Aap Kyaa Jano…
Every star now floats by i lay
Every Star Now Floats By I Lay On Grass Wonder Why Every Word Spilled Every…
Pyaar ki shma ko jala ker dekiye
Pyaar Ki Shma Ko Jala Ker Dekiye Hota Hai Ik Nasha Sa Aajmaker Dekhiye Hota…
Ho gaye hum phir aaj tanha in
Ho Gaye Hum Phir Aaj Tanha In Hathoun Mein Nahin Koi Haath Hai Zindagi K…
Mere dil mein hai surat uski uske
Mere Dil Mein Hai Surat Uski, Uske Siwa Koi Or Mujhe Bhata Nahi… Nahi So…
Hai kuchh toh baat teri mohabbat mein
Hai Kuchh Toh Baat Teri Mohabbat Mein Dil Yuheen Toh Tera Deewaana Nahi Jal Na…
Aey khuda baras jara tham ke wo
Aey khuda baras jara tham ke, wo aa jaye phir baras jam ke, uske aane…
Samaiy anvarath chalta rehta hai rukhthi saans
Samaiy Anvarath Chalta Rehta Hai Rukhthi Hai Saans, Toot.Thi Hai Aas, Magar Waqt Thamta Nahi,…
Let yourself be silently drawn by the
Let yourself be silently drawn by the stronger pull of what you really love. ~Rumi
When asked by an anthropologist what the
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came,…
Tujhe bhool jana nahi mumkin mat kar
Tujhe Bhool Jana Nahi Mumkin Mat Kar Is Ka Israr ‘DOST’ Aankhain Andhi Bhi Ho…
Larka tum mere sapno mein khawabo jazbaton
Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehti ho Larki: Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi…
Wo jawaan rutoon ki shaamen kahan kho
”Wo jawaan rutoon ki shaamen, Kahan kho gayi hain Sagar’~ ~’Main to bujh k reh…
Zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga
zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston bhool jaon to samjh lena k, aik…
Research se sabit hua hai k wife
Research se sabit hua hai k. ‘Wife se Pyar bhari batain karne se Tention door…
Farz teri ankhon me dard ka jo
farz teri ankhon me dard ka jo rang he .. wah kya kehdtya zalim ap…
Lafz gandu gand se akhaz kia
Lafz ‘Gandu’ Gand se akhaz kia gaya hai. Punjabi me gand ko ‘Bund’ kehte hain….
Khoob se chehre hain duniyan mein peyaar
Khoob Se Khoob Chehre Hain Duniya’n Mein, Peyaar Sb Se Kiya Nahi Kerte, Jise Mil…
Papers ki roti notes ka achar p
Papers ki roti:-( Notes ka achar:-P Tube lite ki kirnen:- Questions ki bhrmar:@ Teacher ki…
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha…
Barhta hai teri yaad se gham or
Barhta Hai Teri Yaad Se Gham Or Ziada, Rotey Hain Kahin Beth K Hum Or…
Mar gae kitne gae kitne yahan
Mar Gae Kitne Mar gae kitne yahan par pyas se Boond sagar me baras kar…
The pleasure of all reading is doubled
The pleasure of all reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the…
When im lifted up i shall draw
When i’m lifted up, I shall draw all men to myself. His assurance has risen…
Che mey na ghoghte paida shuwe yad
CHE MEY NA GHOGHTE PAIDA SHUWE CHE MEY YAD KE NU PANAH SHUWE CHE DA…
What will ur husband say to u
What Will Ur Husband Say To U ‘Ghoonghat Utthaane K Baad’ At Ur Wedding Night?…
Top law of love for every
Top Law Of Love: For Every Idiot There Is An Equal And Opposite Gender Idiot….
Lab par ho hansi ya aankhon mein
Lab Par Ho Hansi Ya, Aankhon Mein Nami Ho, Humne Unko Sath Paya, Han Isi…
Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete aap
Khuda Se Thoda Raham Khareed Lete Aap Ke Zakhmo Ka Marham Khareed Lete Agar Kahi…
Main bazaar hoon jo bikta har dard
Main Bazaar Hoon Jo Bikta Hoon Main Har Dard Har Khushi Ke Samano Mein Dikhta…
Hamein koi gham nahi tha gham ae ashaqi
Hamein Koi Gham Nahi Tha Gham-Ae- Ashaqi Se Pehle Na Thi Dushmni Kisi Se Teri…
Humne is jahan mein insaan badlate dekhe
Humne Is Jahan Mein Insaan Badlate Dekhe Hain Dosti Mein Doston Ke Imaan Badlate Dekhe…
Zindagi ne khud mujhe geene ka rehasya
Zindagi Ne Khud Mujhe Geene Ka Rehasya Bataya Hain Phir Bhee Mein Kyu Us Se…
Vah re uparvale tune kaisi duniya banai
Vah Re Uparvale Tune Kaisi Duniya Banai Hain Jo Chiz Dil Ko Pasand Nahi Hoti,…
Kyon dil dhundhe koi tasvir puranii chahe
Kyon Dil Dhundhe Koi Tasvir Puranii Kyon Chahe Sunana Hab Bar Wahi Kahani Her Nazar…
Main apni choti si chaahat se darta
Main Apni Choti Si Chaahat Se Darta Hoon In Apne Se Chehron Pe Kam Vishwaas…
Love is a place where heart goes
Love Is A Place Where A Heart Goes To Rest In Comfort And Softness Without…
Chaandani se chaand juda nahi rahega yeh
Chaandani Se Chaand Juda Nahi Rahega Yeh Rang Roop To Chaar Din Ka Hai Sadaa…
Yaara jaa jaake fadh le usde haath
Yaara Jaa Jaake Fadh Le Usde Haath Te Dil Vich Kise Hor Nu Tu Vasai…
Ek guno karyo hato aethi pachtau chu
Ek Guno Karyo Hato Aethi Pachtau Chu Hawe Hu E Dil Chodi Beeje Jau Chu…
Tumharay naam likhta hoontumharay hoontumhare hunmuhabbat aur
Tumharay naam likhta hoon….!! Tumharay naam likhta hoon…!!Tumhare naam likhta hun,Muhabbat aur khusboo ke,Wafaon ke…
Santa on phone maa khushkhabri hai
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho…
Sewing a creative mess is better than
Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness. ~Author Unknown
The object of education is to prepare
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives….
I like long walks especially when theyre
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. ~Fred AllenCUL
There is more felicity on the far
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly…
Pathar ka shehr aur takallum ki aarzu
Pathar Ka Shehr Aur Takallum Ki Aarzu . . . Hum Kis Se Karen Baat…
Al quran ay emaan walo jab juma ke
Al-Quran ‘Ay Emaan walo! Jab Juma ke din Nemaz k liye Aazan ho to Allah…
Ya allah pak apny piyare rasoole pak
YA ALLAH PAK apny piyare rasoole pak s.a.w.w k sadky or apni rehmat sy hmary…
Main aaj ap ko buhat bara raaz
Main aaj ap ko buhat bara raaz likh ke bhaij rahA hun.. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………. 🙂
Us nay agar chorh diya to toot
us nay agar chorh diya to toot kar bikhar jao’n ga main wasi usay kya…
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya. Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao. Sheikh…
Ajeeb kashmakash thee k jaan kis ko
AJEEB KASHMAKASH THEE K JAAN KIS KO DEIN {{{{FARAZ}}}} WOH BHI AA BETHE THAY OUR…
Dunya sey mujhey pyar tha sub bhul
Dunya sey mujhey pyar tha, sub bhul chuka hun,, ik shakhs mera yaar tha, sub…
Teri masoom si dosti ne wo pyar
Teri Masoom Si Dosti Ne Wo PYAR DiA Hy Tarse Hain Jis K Liye Wo…