Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

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Khud ko kar buland itna ke himaalay

Khud Ko Kar Buland Itna Ke Himaalay Ki Choti Pe Jaa Pahunche Aur Khuda Tumse…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Na ye chemistry hoti mein student hota

Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota Na Ye Lab Hoti Na Ye Accident…

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Aaye huzoor aa kar jawab di jiye

Aaye Huzoor Aa Kar Jawab Di Jiye Hum Hain Ladkiyan Aap Ka Muh Tod Jawab…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Mujhe koi sukh nahi woh jo mere

Mujhe Koi Sukh Nahi Woh Jo Mere Sang Yahin Mujhe Koi Neend Nahi Woh Jo…

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Jab hum bird watching karne nikle kahi

Jab Jab Hum Bird Watching Karne Nikle Kahi Chehro Ko Dekh Dekh Ke Fisle Jab…

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Kabhi darbadar humsufer arsh peraasmaan fursh

Kabhi Darbadar Kabhi Humsufer, Kabhi Arsh Per(Aasmaan ) Kabhi Fursh Per(Zameen ) Gum-A-Zindagi Tera Shukriya…

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Time per depend hota hai har mod

Time Time Per Depend Hota Hai Har Mod Pe Tera Mera Accident Hota Hai Dil…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tu saath hai mere to dil azad

Tu Saath Hai Mere To Dil Azad Hai Mera Tu Saath Hai Mere To Dil…

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Jugnu hii deewane nikle andhiyaara jhutlaane jinko

Jugnu HIi Deewane Nikle Andhiyaara Jhutlaane Nikle Jinko Pakda Haath Samajhkar Woh Keval Dastaane Nikle

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Tera charcha hai har gali mein ladki

Tera Charcha Hai Har Gali Mein, Har Ladki Ko Tera Intezaar Hai, Yeh Koi Chamatkar…

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Holland hope our love lasts and never

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A….

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Ji chahata hei ki tere nazuk honthon

Ji Chahata Hei Ki Tere Nazuk Honthon Ko Chum Lu Ji Chahata Hei Ki Tere…

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Khuda dukh na de mere yaar ko

Khuda Dukh Na De Mere Yaar Ko Mujhe Chahe Dukhon Ka Pahaad De De Nayi…

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Dil ko pata tha ki woh zaroor

Dil Ko Pata Tha Ki Woh Zaroor Aayegi Aaker Paas Mere Woh B’day Wish Karegi…

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Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de

Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De Tadap Raha Hu Ab Aur Na Intzaar De…

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Chandni raat thi main so raha tha

Chandni Raat Thi Main So Raha Tha Phir Kisi Ne Darwaza Khutkhataya Maine Soncha Mera…

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Hye yaad hai hum pehle kabhi mile

Hye Yaad Hai Hum Pehle Kabhi Mile The, Train Rukhi Khidki Khuli Nazro Se Nazre…

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Tere is lal kapron ko dekhkar fire

Tere Is Lal Kapron Ko Dekhkar Fire Brigade Ki Yaad Aati Hai Fire Bigade To…

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Yeh khaalo woh khareedo paisey bhi jama

Yeh Khaalo Woh Khareedo ,Paisey Bhi Jama Kerlo Arey Qaber Main Paaeir Hain Lutkey Abb…

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Lazeez khana hotel kaa lagtaa hai achhaa

Lazeez Khana Hotel Kaa Lagtaa Hai Achhaa Do Din Key Liye| Azeez Hotaa Hai Khaanaa…

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Apni hathon ki lakiron main saja le

Apni Hathon Ki Lakiron Main Saja Le Mujh Ko Apni Desi Se Seting Kar Wade…

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Love is your friend foe it can

Love Is Your Friend, Love Is Your Foe, It Can Bring You Happiness It Can…

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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki

Is Kader Hum Apko Chahte Hai Ki, Duniya Wale Dekhkar Jal Jate Hai. Yu To…

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Aapki dosti ki roshni aisi he har

Aapki Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi He Ki Har Taraf Ujala Hi Nazar Aata He ;…

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Aaj main upar aasman niche mein are

Aaj Main Upar Aasman Niche Aaj Mein Upar Aasman Niche Are Yaar Ye Flight Kab…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dharti se aasmaa tak audience are bhai

Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti…

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Aurat di wi kai zindagi hai dihari

Aurat Di Wi Kai Zindagi Hai Dihari Chulai Tai Rati Lulai Tai

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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish

Ikhtiyarre Tabbasum Ki Lau Ko Tarranume Numayish Se Aghaa Dena… Jo Iska Matlab Samajh Aaye…

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Aaj kal main daaldaghee laane laga hoon

Aaj Kal Main Daalda(Ghee) Laane Laga Hoon Insaan Hoon Par Ghaas Khaane Laga Hoon Mohobbat…

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Khidki pe hasti tu nazar aayi mere

Khidki Pe Hasti Tu Nazar Aayi Mere Halat Pe ki ab oont pahad ke neeche…

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Kyu kisi ka intaizar karey apna hal

Kyu Kisi Ka Intaizar Karey Kyu Apna Hal Bay Hal Karey Kisi Ko Fursat Hai…

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Alloo matar ki sabji banayi woh to

Alloo Matar Ki Sabji Banayi Woh To Bani Sawad Aata Goondna Bhool Gaya Jab Aayi…

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Jab dekha tumhe pehli nazar tab hui

Jab Dekha Tumhe Pehli Nazar Tab Hui Hame Khabar Ki Tumto Lajawab Ho Kitne Ki…

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Apni zulf ki fasal ko kuch or

Apni Zulf Ki Fasal Ko Kuch Or Bachakar Rakho, Najaane Kis Umr Me Tumhara Zulf…

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Jaaneman is dill mein aaja sandal utaarun

Jaaneman, Is Dill Mein Aaja Sandal Utaarun Kyaa? Are Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thodi Hain,…

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Internet par ladki patayi ho gayi sagai

Internet Par Ladki Patayi Internet Par Ho Gayi Sagai Internet Par Divorce Hogaya Is Bahane…

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Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai jo

Mohabbat Mujhay Un Jawano Se Hai Jo Khatay Peetay Gharano Se Hain

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Kya baat hai teri ankhon mein kis

Kya Baat Hai Teri Ankhon Mein, Kis Number Ka Chashma Lagate Ho, Baloon Se Khushboo…

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Step 1 boil one cup of

Step 1 : Boil One Cup Of Water Step 2 : As Soon As Ganguly…

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College kii galiyo mein ajab khel hota

College Kii Galiyo Mein Ajab Khel Hota Hain Aankhoon Hii Aankhoon Mein Dil Kaa Mel…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Shayari E Husn

Kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum

Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum Barson…

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Har sawal se dat kar ladna fekne

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Mein Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Piche…

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Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se

Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe Dil Dekar Dard Lena Koi Humse Sikhe…

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Ya rub dil e aman ko ek naya hausla

Ya Rub Dil-E-Aman Ko Ek Naya Hausla De Dua Hay Tu Meri Bhi Bigri Taqdeer…

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Ghar se roz jata hai wo maa

Ghar Se Roz Jata Hai Wo Maa Ko Bohot Rulata Hai Wo Kambakht Baap Sab…

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Apne deewane par itna kyon zulm karte

Apne Deewane Par Itna Kyon Zulm Karte Ho Khawabon Mein Bhi Apne Baap Ko Saat…

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Hudi ko kar buland itna kay hamaliya

Hudi Ko Kar Buland Itna Kay, Hamaliya Ki Choti Pay Ja Pohnchay Khuda Phir Tum…

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Ishq kiya nahi jaata ho hai actually

Ishq Kiya Nahi Jaata Ho Jaata Hai Actually Ye Kaise Possible Kuch Samajh Nahi Aata…

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Teri ankhen hai ke kayamat jee karta

Teri Ankhen Hai Ke Kayamat Teri Ankhen Hai Ke Kayamat Jee Karta Hai Ke Button…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Abba nay kaha awara gerdi chod do

Abba Nay Kaha Awara Gerdi Chod Do Amma Nay Kaha Dair Say Soona chord Do…

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Ek sher sunata hoon bade dhyan se

Ek Sher Sunata Hoon, Bade Dhyan Se Suno, Mujhe Sher Nahi Aata, Kisi Aur Se…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dosto ye maine likha hai mumbai ke

Dosto Ye Maine Likha Hai Mumbai Ke Liye Shayed Mumbai Isi Trah Hai Ya Shayed…

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Bus stop pe ek ladki khadi thi

Bus Stop Pe Ek Ladki Khadi Thi, Samne Se Ek Ladka Nikla Aur Ladki Ko…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tune muskura kar dekha dil ye machal

Tune Muskura Kar Dekha Dil Ye Machal Gaya Tune Muskura Kar Dekha Dil Ye Machal…

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You know hamara dil aap ke paas

You Know Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai And Your Aankhein And Muskaan Have Made…

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Hamne tumhari yaad main aasuo ke tab

Hamne Tumhari Yaad Main Aasuo Ke Tab Bhar Diye Aur Tum Bedard Usme Nah Ke…

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Humne apne pitajee se kaha ki aap

Humne Apne Pitajee Se Kaha, Ki Aap Kahe To Hum Chand Jasi Bahu Le Aayen…..

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Jis ne nahi pe whisky phuti kismat

Jis Ne Nahi Pe Whisky Phuti Kismat Uske Jis Ne Nahi Pe Rum Uske Nahi…

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Zik8217r jab qayamat ka hota hai tab

Zik’r Jab Qayamat Ka Hota Hai Tab Jalwo Ki Teri Baat Hoti Hai Talaab Jab…

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Likhte hai tujhe khat khoon se sanam

Likhte Hai Tujhe Khat Khoon‚  Se Sanam Teri Wajah Se Roz Blood Bank Jana Parta…

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Aaj mausam me kuch ajib si baat

Aaj Mausam Me Kuch Ajib Si Baat He, Bekabu Se Mere Jazbat Hai, Ji Chahta…

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Jab hota hai tera didaar dil dhadkta

Jab Hota Hai Tera Didaar, Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar, Dil…

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Ishq visq pyar vyar sab bakwas mere

Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar, Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar. Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur…

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Kyun cahlti hain pawan because of evaporation

Kyun Cahlti Hain Pawan, Because Of Evaporation . Kyun Jhoome Hain Gagan, Because Of Earth’s…

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Aey khuda ishq kar khud ko jala

Aey Khuda Ishq Kar Khud Ko Jala Ke Dikha Uskey Baad Tu Ye Duniya Chala…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Dil saaf karo insaaf is page ko

Dil Saaf Karo Insaaf Karo Is Page Ko Tora Half Karo Agar Half Bhi Karna…

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Friendship is lik priyagold hak se maango

Friendship Is Lik Priyagold “Hak Se Maango” Love Is Like Pepsi”Yeh Dil Mange More” &…

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Har chez musabbab sabab se mango minnat

Har Chez Musabbab Sabab Se Mango Minnat Se Khushamat Se Adab Se Mango Kyun Gair…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Abhi to pyar ka pc kiya hai

Abhi Abhi To Pyar Ka Pc Kiya Hai Chaaloo Apne Dil Ke Hard Disk Pe…

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Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari main

Fool Se Fool Ne Foolon Ki Foolwari Main Fool Ke Saath Wish Kiya Hai U…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ek ghatna ghati aanokhi ramu lene gaya

Ek Ghatna Ghati Aanokhi Ramu Lene Gaya Tha Loki Bich Bajariya Bhari Dopahriya Radha‚  Ne…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jab bhi nazr jaati hai tujhpe main

Jab Bhi Nazr Jaati Hai Tujhpe Main Teri Or Khicha Chala Jaata Hoon Kyu Main…

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The night was dark moon high i

The Night Was Dark The Moon Was High, I Stop The Car You Ask Me…

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Lakrii jalee to koila bane rakh magar

Lakrii Jalee To Koila Bane Koila Jalee To Rakh Bane Magar Sanam Hum To Aese…

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho qatil

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho….. Itna Qatil Kaise Sharma Lete Ho….. Kitni Aasani Se…

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Duniyaa se jo dare usse kayar kehte

Duniyaa Se Jo Dare Usse Kayar Kehte Hain Duniya Jisse Dare Usse Shayar Kehte Hain…

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Login karo sajana har din jo mail

Login Karo Sajana Har Din Jo Mail Karega Network Ke Us Paar Debugging Koi Khel…

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Tere yeh baggad baal un par hathni

Tere Yeh Baggad Baggad Baal Un Par Hathni Jaisi Chaal To Waise Khubsoorat To Na…

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Sitaron mein dekha aap nazar aaye badlon

Sitaron Mein Dekha Aap Nazar Aaye Badlon Mein Dekha Aap Nazaraaye Jahan Dekhon Aap Hi…

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Dekho aaj mausam kitna suhana hai hai

Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai…… Dekho Aaj Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai….. Ab Dekhna Band…

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Jab bhi yaad aati ho tum sir

Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Ho Tum Jab Bhi Yaad Aati Ho Tum Sir Patak Ke…

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Agar aap ke ghar paas aik ladki

Agar Aap Ke Ghar Ke Paas Aik Ladki Ho Woh Khubsurat Ho Aap Ko Passand…

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Teri zulfain hain ghup andhera ho ja

Teri Zulfain Hain Ghup Andhera Ho Ja Ganji Or Kardy Sawera Teri In Zulfon Ko…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Punjabi Shayri

Ik din fakir sai da gali cho

Ik Din Ik Fakir Sai Da Gali Cho Langya Jave Kothe Utte Ik Hasina Julfa…

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Shaadi ke pehle chadramukhi ek saal baad suraj mukhi

Shaadi Ke Pehle-Chadramukhi Shaadi Ek Ek Saal Baad-Suraj Mukhi 2 Bachchon Ke Baad-Jwalamukhi

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Andhe ke hath mein torch bahare radio

Andhe Ke Hath Mein Torch Bahare Ke Hath Mein Radio Gunge Ke Hath Mein Mike…

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Apne jootoon ko na paa ker sheikh

Apne Jootoon Ko Na Paa Ker Sheikh Farmaanay Lagay Bhaiyon Dhundhoo Yahin Hoongay Yahin Mil…

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Dekho dekho mera janaja kuchh yaad aa gaya

Dekho-Dekho Mera Janaja, Kuchh Yaad Aa Gaya, Paas Mein Tha Thheka, Pauua Yaad Aa Gaya….