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Ladies k saath dukaan daron ka harami

Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan Bank Cashier: Madam ap So So k…

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Shahzada saleem anarkali se hm aap

Shahzada Saleem, Anarkali se- Hm aap ki Lena Chahty Hain AnarKali: Jan-e-pnah Achanak itni Bari…

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Pathanyaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . ….

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Muslim lady assalmo alikum angel issay jannt

muslim lady assalmo alikum! Angel issay jannt lel jao hindu lady namasty! Angal issay dozakh…

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A small child papa aap kisi larkee

A small child: papa, aap kisi larkee ko pyar karte hain? Father: haan, tumhaare maan…

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Larka apne papa sepapa m apni girl

Larka apne papa se Papa m apni girl friend ko kia don Papa. Wo dikhne…

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Husband ghusse mein apni bv se boladil

Husband ghusse mein apni Bv se bola:dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kar…

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A boy touched hand of his girlfriend

A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY.. Girlfriend…

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Height of over smartness college boy

Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl:…

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A public msg garmi se bachney

A public msg Garmi se bachney k lye Enter Passwrd ****** *****O ****LO ***ALO **HALO…

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Hume to apno ne peta gero me

hume to apno ne peta gero me kahan dam tha mere hadi bhi wahan toti…

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Girls mujhe macdonalds le chalo boy

Girls’ mujhe Macdonalds le chalo . Boy ; haa agar tum mujhe Macdonalds ke spelling…

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Admi pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k

Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha. Dost aa k sath betha…

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Broccoli i m not happy with my

Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks…I look like a tree. Walnut: and I…

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Lab sil jaate hain jab tum samney

Lab sil jaate hain.. jab tum samney Aatey ho, dil dharakta hai jab nazren milatey…

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Karaya dar maalik makan se aap k

Karaya dar Maalik Makan Se: Aap K Ghar Mien Jaga Jaga Choohe naachte Phirte Hain!…

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Mehman nawazi host lassi tusi pinday

Mehman Nawazi HOST: Lassi tusi pinday Nhi,Chaa Asi Pilani Nhi,Roti da Time Ni,Bottle da Mosam…

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Girl what youll do if i die

Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of…

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Sardar apni wife ke sath coffee shop

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi…

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1 pathan humesha rait ki bori cycle

1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha….

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2 choohay bike pe ghoom rhy thy

2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy. Aik hathi nay lift mangi.. Itnay may 1…

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Hakumat k new year 2008 par awam

Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa: 1.AATA Band 2.GAS Band 3.BIJLI Band…

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Aik aalo ne bhindi ko msj per

Aik aalo ne bhindi ko msj per love u msj bheja’ Bhindi ne use phone…

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Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka

Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya…..

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Teacher shalwar k narray ko english ma

Teacher:- ‘Shalwar k Narray ko English ma kya Kehty hain?’ Student:- ‘P.H.D’ Teacher:- ‘Is ka…

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Bichar k phir milenge yaqeen kitna tha

Bichar k Phir Milenge Yaqeen Kitna Tha. Tha to 1 Khwab Par Haseen Kitna Tha….

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Aey emaan waalon kaise ho

Aey Emaan Waalon! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?…

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Admi doctor sahib aap k pas umar

Admi:- Doctor Sahib Aap K Pas Umar Lambi Krne Wali Koi Medicine Hai Kya..? Doctor:-…

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To impress his date a young man

To Impress his Date a YOung Man tOok her tO Very Nice Italian Restaurant.. He…

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1 bar ghandhi ji k sar per

1 bar ghandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aye gandhi ji naai k…

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Just imagine for a while youre a

Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA…

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Zindgi main gadhe ki tarha kaam karte

zindgi main gadhe ki tarha kaam karte karte jb kbi 2pal ko sans lene k…

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Wife suniye kya aap kitchen

wife – suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband – magar…

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Faqeer pehly ap 10 rupe dete

faqeer: pehly ap 10 rupe dete thy phir 5 ab 1rupya Q? Admi: pehly m…

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1 din ghamgeen bandar ne zindgi se

1 din 1 ghamgeen bandar ne zindgi se mayus hokr khudkushi krne ka socha, wo…

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Kitney majb00r hain taqdeer k hath0n wasi

Kitney majb00r hain TaQdeer K hath0n ,,*wasi*,, Girl frend ka ph0ne a raha hai 0r…

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Molvi saab was online on facebook

Molvi Saab was online on Facebook. A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay…

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U fone toyota carola k liye sawal

U-FONE TOYOTA CAROLA K Liye SAWAL ?? . . Woh DO LOG KON HYN’ ….

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Shekhkela kitny ka he dukandar5 rupe

Shekh:kela kitny ka he? Dukandar:5 rupe ka Shekh:2 rupy ka deta he? Dukandar:2 me to…

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Mr bean went to the guiness books

Mr. Bean Went To The Guiness Book’s Office To Check If He’s Still The Number…

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Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k

Jannat ki sair kr raha tha k raat ho gai,, !=~’IQBAL’~=! Subha ko jb aankh…

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1 larki ki dua kasam se

1 Larki Ki Dua; Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhula Dungi, Sab Hi Ki Tasveerain…

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Machar apne pote se hamare zamane me

Machar apne pote se: Hamare zamane me Khon chosna inta asan nai hota tha. Pota:Q…

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Mujhay acha sa lagta hai tum hi

Mujhay acha sa lagta hai tum hi ko dekhte rehna tum hi ko sohchte rehna…

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Someone misses u needs worries about u

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY…

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Reporter meera g hum ne suna hai

Reporter: meera g hum ne suna hai k ap cigrette piti hain? . . ….

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Damad ji pehli baar susral gaye

DAMAD Ji, pehli baar Susral gaye. Gaon walon se pocha: ‘Yahan koi Enjoy karne ki…

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Girl in a party xcuse me sir

GIRL (in a party): Xcuse me sir! Kiya aap mere chehre se 1 cheez hata…

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Nokr malik se sahab ye ap

Nokr Malik Se: Sahab ye Ap 1 Than Wali Bhains Q Le Aaye 1 To…

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Sheikh saath walon se zara iodex le

Sheikh: Saath walon se zara iodex le ao. Biwi:Wo log nahi denge. Sheikh: Han baray…

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A guy using facebook in class puts

A guy using FACEBOOK in class puts up his status: ‘Using FB in class’ After…

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Kisi ki zindagi qeemat ka andaza uski

Kisi ki Zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza uski moat k baad hi hota hai. ..wasi…

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1 man ap ka kutta to sher

1 Man: ap ka Kutta to sher jesa Lagta hy kya khilate ho? 2 Man:…

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1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta

1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’…

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Ek pthan mayoosi k sath doosre se

Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte…

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An old lady gave the bus conductor

An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat .. Conductor: ‘So…

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Boy girl in a resturant boyi love

Boy& girl in a resturant Boy:I love u Girl:I dont love u Boy:But i love…

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Ek aurat aadhi raat ko qabar per

Ek Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Per Bethi Thi. Musafir Ne Poocha=Darr Nai Lagta? Aurat=Lo…

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Boy why you did not close

Boy : Why You Did Not Close Your Eyes When I Kisses You ? ….

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Munna abay circuit jaa baajo walay

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat…

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1 gujjar ne five star hotel me chaye

1 Gujjar ne five-Star Hotel Me Chaye Ka Order Dia Waiter Ne 1 Chote Se…

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1 admi ne hotel k room me

1 Admi ne Hotel k Room me Computr deka to socha k BV ko mail…

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Jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen

jo log elfi sy nahaya krty hen faraz wo log kbhi toot kr bikhra nhi…

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Ashfaq ahmed ki kitab matti ka diya

Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab ‘Matti Ka Diya’ se: ‘Abba G Muje Marty Thay To Ammi…

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pakistani log sub se zyaada

*. . .Pakistani Log Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain? Sochen… ! Thora…

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Night was dark moon high boy

Night was dark Moon was high Boy stoped his Bike Girl asked: Why? Boy come…

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Baap meri nasihat yaad rakna zindagi mai

Baap: Meri Nasihat Yaad Rakna Zindagi Mai Kabi Shaadi Na Karna. Beta : Wah Abba…

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Boy ap apni beti ki shadi muj

Boy: ap apni beti Ki shadi muj se Kr den mai apKo us K wazan…

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Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe

Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore…

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Wife aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na

WIFE: Aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na?? Hsbnd: to phr kya yeh 7 saat bache…

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Its magic please read dil main

Its magic! Please read. Dil ” Main ” Dil Dil ” Mera ” Dil Dil…

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breaking news karachi millenium main

** Breaking News ** Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai = = = = =…

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Naa pyar yaar mohabbat dosti yaaro

Naa Pyar, Naa Yaar, Naa Mohabbat, Naa Dosti Yaaro.. Aaj K is Devdas ki baat…

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Larkipeer ji mujhe ilm sikhayen peerzara

Larki;’Peer Ji Mujhe ilm Sikhayen Peer;’Zara Qareb Aao, Larki;’Peer Ji Aap Mujhe Kiss To Nhi…

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2 khusray college se wapis ja rahe

2 Khusray College se wapis ja rahe thay. Achanak 1 gir gya or zor zor…

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Baaki sab theek hey aik admi kafi

Baaki sab theek hey. Aik admi kafi arsa k bad ghar aya tou rasty mein…

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Aik admi ko jin chimadh gya sardar

AIK ADMI KO JIN CHIMADH GYA AIK SARDAR NE DAWA KIYA KE MAIN JIN NAKAL…

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Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy q

Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy? Q K Aabadi 17 crore jis me sy 5 crore…

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Aurat doctor se mujhe chabi wala teeka

Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi wala teeka laga dain Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain…

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My msg 2 da wrld if

My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not,…

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Ghar se bhagi larki kuch dino k

Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai….

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When someone says expect the unexpected

When Someone Says ‘Expect The Unexpected’ . . … . . I Like To PUNCH…

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Sardar ke peeche kutta pada woh pareshaan

SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA…

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Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta…

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2 khobsurat larkiyan larai kar rahi thi

2 Khobsurat Larkiyan Larai Kar Rahi Thi Hangama Macha Diya 1st:Yeh Mera Hai 2nd:Nahi Dongi…

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1 japani ne pakistan me taxi safar

1 Japani ne Pakistan me TAXI me safar kiya.. Rastay se jatay huwe Toyota guzri…..

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Sardar bachpan mein maa ki bat suni

Sardar: Bachpan Mein Maa Ki Bat Suni Hoti Tu Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Parta…

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Suppose you are genious

Suppose you are genious.. . . . . …. . . . .. . ….