Funny Jokes

If child labour is a crime

If Child Labour Is A Crime . . . . . . . . ….

Funny SMS

Kisi nazuk se lamhay main din

Kisi nazuk se lamhay main.. Kisi din shaam se pehle… Agar main chupke se tere…

Double Meaning SMS

Smoking kills so who wants to

SMOKiNG KiLLS? SO?? WHO WANTS TO LiVE FOREVER ??? …

Islam SMS

When i was student missd classes 4

When I Was Student, I Missd Classes 4 Few Daz & Went Back Teacher Told…

Hug Day SMS

No matter where you are I’ll alwa

No matter where you are I’ll always find my way to ? Hug you tight…

Promises Quotes SMS

Rarely promise but if lawful constantly perform

Rarely promise, but, if lawful, constantly perform.  ~William Penn

Money Quotes SMS

We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that cash payment

We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings. …

Fraz Sms

Apni bad nasebi ka hal kis ko

Apni bad nasebi ka hal kis kis ko snoun Fraz Grl frnd k nmbr pe…

Miss You SMS

Jaisay doori k bina nazdeeki nahi hoti

Jaisay doori k bina nazdeeki nahi hoti, Jaisay chand k bina raat nahi hoti, Waisay…

Jokes SMS

Rs200000 shadi per rs30000 haq mahar

RS.200,000/- SHADI PER RS.30,000/- HAQ MAHAR RS.50,000/- MUKHTALIF RASMON PER RS.300,000/- JAHEZ PER RS.200,000/- VALIMA…

Miss You SMS

n w i kiya howa

* n $$!w I * * n $$!w I * * n $$!w I *…

Q And A SMS

V1red roses v2perfume v3cloths v4candle light

V1=Red Roses V2=Perfume V3=Cloths V4=Candle light dinner. V5= Kiss V6=Duain V7=Kuch nahi V8=Chocolates V9=Gold ring

Poetry SMS

Shehr e fana hoon tere kis kaam ka hon

Shehr-e-fana hoon, tere kis kaam ka hon? Ek bujhta sa dia hon, tere kis kaam…

2024 Great SMS

Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula hi

Guzr gaya jo zmana use bhula hi do Jo naqsh ban nahi skta use mita…

Golden Words SMS

Hum main hai kya jo yaad rakhe

Hum Main Hai Kya Jo Yaad Rakhe Ga Koi Hamein, …Imran,, Yahan Tu Log Naam_e_Khuda…

Advice SMS

My grandmother told me to be nice

My grandmother told me to be nice to everyone and always think about how you…

Poetry SMS

Mar mitta hoon khayal par apne wajd

Mar mitta hoon khayal par apne. Wajd aata hai haal par apne. Abhi mat dijiyon…

SMS Punch

Kyun aankh mai behty huay ashkoon ki

Kyun Aankh Mai Behty Huay Ashkoon Ki Lari Hai, Chup Reh Mery Ham Watan Qiyamat…

Cool SMS

Waqat aur payar insan k ikhtayar main

WAQAT AUR PAYAR INSAN K IKHTAYAR MAIN NAHI HOTY WAQAT INSAN KO MAJBOOR KR DYTA…

Karbala SMS - Shia SMS

Muharram k 10 kam roza gusl surma

Muharram k 10 kam Roza Gusl Surma Mariz ki e’yadat ZIKRo DURUD, Dua ki kasrat…

Random Shayari

Duaaon ki bheed mein ek dua hamarijisme

Duaaon ki bheed mein ek dua hamari,Jisme maangi har khushi tumhari…Aankho mein hamari aansu hain…

Random Shayari

Teri yaad agar ruk jaye

Teri Yaad Agar Ruk Jaye Meri Dharkan To Maut Na Samjhna Kai Bar Aisa Hua…

Ishq Shayari, SMS Shayari

Dil ki aawaz ko izhar kahte hain

Dil Ki Aawaz Ko Izhar Kahte Hain Jhuki Nighahon Ko Ikrar Kahte Hain Sirf Paane…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Ghazals Lyrics

Ab humko kabhi talash jamaton ki nahi

Ab Humko Kabhi Talash Jamaton Ki Nahi Hoti Mere Sune Dil Ko Aarju Baraton Ki…

Dard Bhari Shayari, SMS Shayari

Nigahe tere deedar kay liye uthti hain

Nigahe Tere Deedar Kay Liye Uthti Hain Bahhein Tere Payaar Kay Liye Tujhe Boolati Hain…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Ghazals Lyrics

Kahan ruth gai khushian mujhse kuch pata

Kahan Ruth Gai Khushian Mujhse Kuch Pata Nahi Chalta In Ansuon Ki Barish Main Un…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Ghazals Lyrics

Ab to mehfil main bhi jag magahat

Ab To Mehfil Main Bhi Jag Magahat Nahi Hai Ghum Chupa Kar Mehfil Ko Sajana…

Dard Bhari Shayari, SMS Shayari

Un loghon ke jeene marne andaz nirale

Un Loghon Ke Jeene Marne Ke Andaz Nirale Hote Hain Jin Loghon Nein Aapne Seene…

English Poetry

Oh life if the night steals my

Oh! Life If The Night Steals My Sleep The Day Laughs At Me In Face….

English Poetry

When we talk each other as a

When We Talk Each Other As A Subject And Object Not As A Brother And…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Ghazals Lyrics

Yaad tere bhoola nahi sakte apni betti

Yaad Tere Bhoola Nahi Sakte Apni Betti Sunaa Nahi Sakte Dard To Mohabbat Ka Diya…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Ghazals Lyrics

Guzarta hain meri saanson mein tera naam

Guzarta Hain Meri Saanson Mein, Tera Naam Aaj Bhii, Bechain Hain Ye Dil, Ekk Jawab…

Dard Bhari Shayari, SMS Shayari

Koshish k bawajood b tu bhoolta nahi

Koshish K Bawajood B Tu Bhoolta Nahi, Teray Bagair Kya Karon Kuch Soojhta Nahi, Hoti…

English Poetry

Control my heart with hard words what

Control My Heart With Hard Words– What Will Happen Afterwards? Check My Voice With Harsh…

Ishq Shayari, SMS Shayari

Kia safar tha mosam halki barish thi

Kia Safar Tha Kia Mosam Tha Halki Halki Barish Thi Halka Halka Shor Tha Kia…

Dard Bhari Shayari

Teri tasveer ko jab se seene laga

Teri Tasveer Ko Jab Se Seene Se Laga Rakha Hai Teri Kasam.. Sari Dunia Ko…

Dard Bhari Shayari

Samandar ki lehroon pe tanha chand ka

Samandar Ki Lehroon Pe Tanha Chand Ka Aks Hay Phir Wohi Bhooli Raat,Usay Aaj Milnay…

Urdu Poetry SMS

Huraf huraf se b aa ghahi nhin

Huraf huraf se b aa ghahi nhin milti. Agg naam rakhne se roshni nhin milti….

Funny Jokes

A touching story 1 day

A Touching Story… ! ! ! 1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a…

Sports Quotes SMS

I was called 34rembrandt34 hope in my

I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time…

Science Quotes SMS

The microwave oven is the consolation prize

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics.  ~Jason Love

Death Quotes SMS

Now he has departed from this strange

Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me.  That signifies…

Books Quotes SMS

No entertainment is so cheap as reading

No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.  ~Mary Wortley MontaguPL

Teacher SMS

Teacher 10 fruits k naam btao sardar1

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao? Sardar:1 amrood, teacher: shabash sardar: 1 saib, teacher: good….

Teacher SMS

Teacher to kg kid how many months

Teacher to KG Kid: How many months are there in a year..? Kid:12 Teacher:Wow ……

Karbala SMS - Shia SMS

Bait ya sir yeh taqaza tha yazeed

BAIT YA SIR YEH TAQAZA THA YAZEED KA. KHA’LI TO IS DAR SE KOI SAWA’LI…

Miss You SMS

Meri ankhon mein dekh aa k hasraton

meri ankhon mein dekh aa k hasraton k naqsh … /Marry/ khawbon mein b tery…

Latest SMS

Ambreen 10 sal ki thi jab usy

Ambreen 10 sal ki thi jab usy Umer sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12…

Dosti SMS

Jis dost par hai duniya fida

Jis dost par hai duniya ‘FIDA’ Jis se dil na hona chahe ‘JUDA’ Jis ka…

Poetry SMS

Safar mein apne hisse ki musaafat yaad

Safar mein Apne Hisse ki Musaafat Yaad rehti Hai, Kahin Abad hone par Bhi Hijrat…

Poetry SMS

Mjhe mt btana k tm ne

mjhe mt btana k tm ne mjhe chordne ka irada kia tha to q aur…

Islamic SMS

Insaan ko bolne k liye aik saal

Insaan ko Bolne k liye Aik Saal lagta hai. Par kon Sa lafz kahan Istemal…

Shayari SMS

Khamosh bethtey hain to log kehte udaasi

Khamosh bethtey hain to log kehte hain udaasi achchi nahin, .Zara sa hans lein to…

Parveen Shakir SMS

Tera ghar aur mera jungal bheegta hai

Tera ghar aur mera jungal bheegta hai saath saath Aisi barsaateN ke badal bheegta hai…

Dosti SMS

Ap mere leye ek phool ke tarha

ap mere leye ek phool ke tarha ho jise hum chor bhi nahin sakte aur…

Latest SMS

Shaam hotii hai sahar ye vaqt e ravaan

shaam hotii hai sahar hotii hai ye vaqt-e-ravaa.N jo kabhii mere sar pe sang-garaa.N ban…

SMS Punch

Jesus cannot forget us we have been

Jesus cannot forget us; we have been graven on the palms of his hands. –…

Advice SMS

Yarr mujy ak beautiful girl ke talass

yarr mujy ak beautiful girl ke talass h jis ko me apni wife banana chahta…

SMS Punch

bewaqoof kahin ka april fool

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . BEWAQOOF…

Islamic SMS

Kalleyan ishq kamana okha kisey nu

Kalleyan ishq kamana okha, Kisey nu yaar banana okha, Pyar pyar ty har koi boly,…

Dard Shayari, Hindi Shayari

Jiski khushiyan chupi thi meri khushiyoon me

Jiski khushiyan chupi thi meri khushiyoon me….. Mujse pehle jo mere gum se milta tha……..

Ghazals Lyrics, Ishq Shayari

Rehte hai apne khwabo mein kisi ki

Rehte Hai Apne Khwabo Mein, Kisi Ki Aahat Ka Intezaar Karte Hai, Kabhi Kabhi Jine…

Ghazals Lyrics, Ishq Shayari

Aah lab se nikal jati hai ashk

Aah Lab Se Nikal Jati Hai Ashk Ankhon Se Beh Jate Hein, Wo Kya Jane…

Dard Bhari Shayari, Ghazals Lyrics

Dil ne to sunni nahih yeh tamanna

Dil Ne To Sunni Nahih Yeh Tamanna Meri Jinhe Nahih Samjhna Tha Woh Samajhgaye Dil…

Ghazals Lyrics, Mehfil-E-Shayari

Bhari dopahar mein patthar kii gittiyon ke

Bhari Dopahar Mein Patthar Kii Gittiyon Ke Beech Ekk Bachpan Kaa Makaan Jiske Komal Haathon…

English Poetry

In between is a state of being

In Between Is A State Of Being, Neither First Nor Last, Top Or Bottom Whose…

English Poetry

Xxx heartbeat next to mine allows tonight

Xxx Heartbeat Next To Mine Allows Tonight For No Peace Of Mind Nothing More I…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ishq ke charche bahut hai parche humne

Ishq Ke Charche Bahut Hai, Ishq Ke Parche Bahut Hai, Humne Ishq Karke Dekh Liya,…

Dard Bhari Shayari

Dard jab teri ata hain to gila

Dard Jab Teri Ata Hain To Gila Kis Se Karein Hijr Jab Tune Diyaa Hain…

Funny Questions

Mbbs final year exam question if

M.B.B.S Final Year Exam Question… If A Lady Faints, First Check Her "PU__S__" Only Students…

Funny SMS

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion…

Thinking Quotes SMS

Few people think more than two or

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an…

Society Quotes SMS

The tragedy of it is that nobody

The tragedy of it is that nobody sees the look of desperation on my face. …

Lean manufacturing Quotes SMS

An environment where people have to think

An environment where people have to think brings with it wisdom, and this wisdom brings…

Best friends Quotes SMS

Yes we are friends and i do

Yes we are [friends] and I do like to pass the day with you in…

Poetry SMS

Khud apne ap se hone laga hy

**…Khud Apne Ap se Hone laga Hy Pyar muJy…** . . . **…Haseen Logon ki…

Shayari SMS

Tu dil pe bojh le ke mulaaqaat

Tu Dil Pe Bojh Le Ke Mulaaqaat Ko Na Aa Milna Hai Is Tarah To…

Poetry SMS

Uljhey to talkhiyon ki bhi had se

Uljhey To Talkhiyon Ki Bhi Had Se Guzar Gaey, Tootay To Kirchion Ki Bhi Had…

Yaad SMS

Kisi ki yaad may itna udaas na

Kisi Ki YAad May Itna Udaas Na Hua Kar Aey Dost Log Naseeb Say Milte…

Shayari SMS

Dil ko kaha kabool riwajoon k faislay

Dil ko kaha kabool riwajoon k faislay jani Dil to mohabatoun k qabeelay ka fard…

Shayari SMS

Pathan apne hath pa blade se larki

Pathan apne hath pa Blade se larki ka name likh rha tha k achanak zor…

Shayari SMS

Pathan yaar uth zalzala aa raha hai

Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. 2nd pathan: Soja’Soja…

Shayari SMS

Bohat nayab hotay hain jinhain hum apna

bohat nayab hotay hain jinhain hum apna kehtay hain… lo tum ko bhi ijazat di…

Shayari SMS

Kagazon k dher me kia dhondhte ho

kagazon k dher me kia dhondhte ho ”faraz” jis kagaz me tumhari tasveer thi us…

Shayari SMS

D u a meray allah

D U A “ Meray Allah ! Meri IzaT k Liye Yehi Kafi Hey k…

Fraz Sms

Thore he dair k liay charpai pay

thore he dair k liay charpai pay laytay thay fraz kise ani k putar nay…

Poetry SMS

Duniyaa men huun kaa talabgaar nahiin

duniyaa me.n huu.N duniyaa kaa talab_gaar nahii.n huu.N baazaar se guzaraa huu.N Khariidaar nahii.n huu.N…

Yaad SMS

Meray dil me utro zara zara

Meray dil me utro zara zara, Mujhay holay holay to pyar do, Meri tishnagi ko…