There Is A New Karaoke Machine On The Market,
You Carry It With You And Sing Wherever You Are,
I Begged My Colleagues To Give One To Me
Should They Ever Plan Gifts
June Warned Me Not To Bring One To Kingsley
Where We Shall Be Moving Shortly; I Saw Vistas
Of Possibilities, Terrorizing All With My Singing -—
Even Worse Than Before
I Could Be A Person Whose Retirement Will Be In
The Interest Of The State Due To Deterioration Of
Work Performance, Not Due To Her Own Fault;
The State Will Be Better Off Without Me
An Official Who Is -Å—burning-Â With Too Much
Motivation, Unable To Concentrate Or Focus
On Work -— That Will Be Me; I-‘m Burning
Already, Give Me The Karaoke Machine
I-‘ll Show You What Enthusiasm Sounds Like,
Everybody Is Already Afraid When They Hear
My Maniacal Laughter, Old Nic Is Scared When
I Get Up, Hubby Says I-‘m Unbalanced
The Karaoke Machine Is My Key To Freedom!
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