Don-‘t Worry Johnny
If You Always Lose And Never Win
In The Music Competitions Where You Play The Violin
Don-‘t Worry Take It Easy
Even If Ronnie Beat You Your Identical Twin
Don-‘t Worry, Johnny
Don-‘t Worry If Your The Un Invited Guest
Who Look At The Records, Leaves The Party Early
And Nobody Notices Cos They Just Think Your A Pest
Trying To Be Somebody Your Not In My Die Hard Vest
Don-‘t Worry, Johnny
If Your Relationships Last Only A Week
And Don-‘t Worry If You Haven-‘t Had Sex
When All Of You Friends Are At There Sexual Peak
Just Read Your Handed Down Magazines That Are Torn And Bleak
Don-‘t Worry Johnny
If The Drugs You Take Don-‘t Get You High
Don-‘t Worry If You Told The Wrong Girl You Make Faces In The Sky
Johnny Try And Laugh Each Day
Don-‘t Worry Johnny Cos If I Was You I Would Want To Cry
Don-‘t Worry Johnny
If A Double Decker Bus Crashes You To The Ground
Because I No You-‘ll Properly Rebound
I Don-‘t Worry About You Johnny
Cos I Know Everyday I See You Somewhere Just Hanging Around