Qeema baghair Kabab nahi banta
Batain chodnay se koi NAWAB nahi banta
Bacha Paida karny k lye Lund dalna parta hai JANI
MUTHEN MARNE se koi Baap nhi banta.!
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‘GEOMENTARY’ Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha? . Jawab Janiye Is......
- Kisi roz milo tanhai mein kitni batain
KiSi rOz miLo tAnhAi mEiN kiTNi bAtAiN kEhNi hEiN tErA hAtH pAkAr kAr rOnA hAi......
- Kuch yadain humari yaad rakhna batain
Kuch yadain humari yaad rakhna Kuch batain humari yaad rakhna Umar bhar sath hum rahen......
- Suni sunai vohi batain bhegi bheegi
suni sunai vohi batain bhegi bheegi sard december ki barsaatain.. eid ho ho ya phir......
- Logon sang tajurba apna bhii banta jaata
Logon Sang Tajurba Apna Bhii Banta Jaata Hain Duniya Kii Chahal- Pehal Mein Din Kat......
- Mushkil waqt main kaun kisika sahara banta
Mushkil Waqt Main Kaun Kisika Sahara Banta Hai *._.*GurIyA*._.* Sokhey Patto’n Ko To Darakht Bhi......
- Poochnay waalay tujhay kaysai batain aakhir dukh
Poochnay Waalay Tujhay Kaysai Batain Aakhir Dukh Ibarat To Nahin Likh Kar Bhaijain Ya Kahani......
- Ye ishq 0 m0habat wada 0 wafa sb rasmi batain hain
Ye IshQ-0-m0habat wada-0-wafa Sb Rasmi Rasmi Batain haiN ‘FaraZ’ Hr Shaks Ana Ki Masti main......
- Kuch yaadin yadd rakhna kuch batain yaad
‘kuch yaadin yadd rakhna.. kuch batain yaad rakhna.. umar bhar sath rahin ya na rahin......
- Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum
Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chod de, hum woh nahi jo tum......
- Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad
Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se......
- Mere dil se kabhi nahi jao gi
MERE DIL SE KABHI NAHI JAO GI, JAAN JAEGI MERE MAGER TUM NAHI JAO GI,......
- Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka
Tu ne dekha he nahi raat ka manzar jaana, Kis tarha chand chamaktahai teri deed......
- Khoobain itni to nahi hai hum
Khoobain Itni To Nahi hai Hum Main,, Ke Hum Aap ko Har Paal Yaad aye......
- Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi
Aaj b raat ko jub bacha nahi sota to maa kehti hai, So ja Munna......
- Suno wohi sochain wohi batain andaz
Suno…..! Wohi sochain wohi batain wohi andaz ab b hai.. Boht be-chain hun mae k......
- Suno wohi sochain wohi batain andaz
‘Suno…..! Wohi sochain wohi batain wohi andaz ab b hai.. Boht be-chain hun mae k......
- Khush raho is liye nahi k app
‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k......
- Apny halaat ka bhi ehsas nahi
~^’Apny Halaat ka bhi Ehsas Nahi hai Mujh ko ‘Rahi’ ~^’Maine Auron se Suna Hai......
- Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jaye
Dosti BOOBS Nahi Jo Dab Jaye Dosti LUN Nahi Jo Thak Jaye Dosti GAAND Nahi......
- Agar sex krnay ka mood nahi ho
Agar SEX krnay ka mood nahi ho or mard zabrdsti ker rha ho to Orat......
- Kon kehta hai mard ko dard nahi
kon kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota, 2 tangon k beech main laat maro,......
- Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila
Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi......
- Tum ko dilse juda kabhi hone nahi
Tum ko Dilse Juda Kabhi Hone Nahi Denge Tum ko Nend B Aye To Sonay......
- Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara hojisay
Zaroori nahi ke jeene ka sahara ho, Jisay chaha woh hamara ho, Doob jaye kashti......
- Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte
Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte, Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.......
- Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi
Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty......
- Phool murjatay achay nahi lagtay aap
Phool Murjatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Aap Lun Khujatay Achay Nahi Lagtay, Ab To Koi Larki......
- Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti
Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti , log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain......