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- Nurse came out with the newborn kid
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- Pappu while filling up a form what
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- Teacher what should be in a book
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- Translation from hindi to english khushi ke
- Santa i have swallowed a kay
- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
- In a train compartment husband darling mujhe
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- Girl will u marry me santa
- Santa bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai
- Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu
- Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where..
Santa’s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, ‘you are pregnant’. Angry santa shouts at wife, ‘Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de’.
Santa was shopping in store. Salesman: Sir, would u like to use a pocket calculator? Santa: No thanx. I know how many pockets I have!!
santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai: santaji: main heater le aato hoon lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon…..
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai ‘aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12’.
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet! Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who’s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Jeeto yelled at santa: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: ‘behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?’ Girl: ‘Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.’
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Donâ€t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DONâ€T CALL ME NOW
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land� Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
Dosto ki mehfil se bahut jaldi uth jaane par santa ko unke dosto ne taana diya- ‘Patni ka aisa bhi kya dar, tum aadmi ho ya choohe?’ Santa- ‘Aadmi, choohe se to meri patni darti hai|’
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau? Banta:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh Ke bola:Mai Kon? To boli:DUDH WALA.
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Santa Singh: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Ek din Santa Raat me Late Ghar gaya. Agle din Banta ne puchha : Aur Bhai, Kal Raat bhabi ji ne Ghar pe Locha to nahi kiya? . SANTA : Kuch Khas nahi, aage ke do daant to waise bhi Mai nikalwane wala tha… 😛 😀 😀 😀 😀
santa- mere papa itne lambe the ki khade-khade chalta fan rok dete the… banta- yar… papa ta mere bi lumbe the. per unko ulte-pulte pange lene ki aadat nahi thi…
Santa was smoking in front of his father. . . Mother-oye papa k samne smoking kr raha h. . . . Santa: baap hi to h, sala Koi petrol pump thodi hai jo udjayega..
Santa ki behen ko daaku utha le gaye. Logo ne kaha ki daaku khatarnak hai khali hath mat jana behen ko bachane! Fir .? kya .? Santa 3 kilo aam le gaya..
Nurse: Aapko judwa bacche hue. . . Santa: hona hi tha. Picture hi aise dekhi thi. Dhoom 2 Golmaal 2 Raaz 2 . . . . . Nurse: Acha hua Delhi-6 nhi dekhi…..(cool)
Once Santa Farted In English Class : . . . Teacher: ‘What is This’? …. Santa: ‘This is My Back Ground Music.. =P =D
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai. Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya? Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Accountant
Santa found a cigarette in his daughter’s room: ‘Ohh God! She smokes!!!’ Then he found wine … ‘Ohh God! She drinks!!!’ Then he saw the boy. . ‘Ohh Thank God!! Ahhh! To ye sab iss munde da hai!!’ 😀
‘Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao’
‘Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein. Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya. Santa:to kia hua. Banta:Shukr h mein uspr nhi tha nhito mein b kho jata!!! ?;)? ?
Santa: Dr saheb apne Nurse bahut achi rakhi hai Uska Hath lagte hi maine teek ho gaya Dr: janta hu thappad Ki awaz Mujhe b Suni di thi
Wife: aap Bahut Mote Ho gaye ho santa: Tum b To kitni Moti Ho gai Ho wife:mai to maa Banne wali hu Santa: Mai b to Baap banne wala hu
SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha? SANTA:’PLEASE INSERT THE DISC’
Limit Of Stupidness… Teacher- Who Is Chandragupt Morya? Santa- mam, i Think He Is The Brother Of Ganpati Bappa Morya.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!
American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!â€
Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, ‘How far is land’? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…
Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don’t study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do.
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara. Batna: Social Work? Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha… Dr: To Ab Kya Hua. Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha! Ab Naha Lun?
Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga? Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Three friends after exam. Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger? Preeto: I clean the toilet. Banta: How does that help? Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That’s why it’s called heaven!
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
A sweet girl goes to Banta’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha ‘CHAALU KHAATA’
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…!
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
Translation from hindi to english, ‘Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi’. Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi…
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.