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Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, ==> Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back …
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Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."…
After An Accident, Driver Angrily: I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st. Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No…..
Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha, Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi? Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi….
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Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office…
Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall .. Jo Be Heroine Karegi , Tume Karna Hoga. Heroin Kissed A Puppy Wife:Tussi Ithe Aa Jao Ji …
Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa : It Beats, Beats, Beats….
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What are you doing? Santa: I’m raping her. Cop: Ok, I’m next. Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.. …
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a foreigner?" Wife-"No,y r u asking?" Santa-"In London a lady asked me,r u a FoReiGneR? ;->…
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Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki karaan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda haan usda naam yaad hi nahi aa riha…..
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board….
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment! …
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey….
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge? Santa:”DADDY “…
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai….
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Why can’t Banta dial 911? He cannot find eleven on the phone…..
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Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!…
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat….
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME….
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA:Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera.. tXt _/”_K죣
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai….
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi ,Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga…
Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal. Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat […]
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!…
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator! …
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!…
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."…
Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back. :D…
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Sucite Banta-to beach me leto Santa-Dar lagta he……
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!…
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love….
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota…
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?…
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die….
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"…
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?…
What is the height of foolishness? Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole….
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats….
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi…..
A lady calls santa for repairing dorr bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again,santa replies.i’m coming daily since 4 days,i press the bell but no one comes out…
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. …
Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included. Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega ;->…
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye…
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal….
Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty. She Is Eighty Now & We Don’t Know Where D Hell She Is ;->…
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach…
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Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon….
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi……
One night Santa’s girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight? Santa shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged you before? …
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don’t wanna die because of it….
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"…
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"…
Santa and Banta r discussing- Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can’t sleep.!!" Banta- "with me it’s the opposite. if i sleep i can’t drink coffee." ;-> …
Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird… Santa Lookd Up At The Sky & Said: Where…? ;->…
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too…
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth…
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"…
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A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send me ur mother……
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Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u knw all d laws ? Lawyer : Yes ! Santa : Tell me 3rd law of Thermodynamics ;-> …
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village? Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!…
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there"s nothing down here….
Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this usb drive for me??? xD…
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money….
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray….
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi….
What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O….
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don?t have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram?s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna?a birth place, Jail…
Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who"s Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo….
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA…
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas …
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli….
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?…
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin….
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda….
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." …
Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . . Banta Kia ? Santa Bili . . . Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . . Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha…=P ;->…
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai …
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner…
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!…
Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai. (=awaD o_0 W!LD T3XT3R…
Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… ;->…
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain…..
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai …
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge? Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!! …
Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again….
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA….
Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is this one one one one?” says the voice. Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?” Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you […]
Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer! …
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"…
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet hamare upar faink diya……
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream ‘Wouuuu-Wouuuuu’ and the other – ‘Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..’
Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata? Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A – Ab I – Iss D – Duniya se S – Sat shri akal.
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to? Banta: O G paise wapas
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati. Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO .
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..
Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai “Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main salaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D …
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!…
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more…
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya….
S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg: S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI? B@NT@ :vo kU? S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi. B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me? S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->…
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12"….
Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA’S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Snta: Baba Is My Room Mate….
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. " …
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW…
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: and Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA! …
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: NO santa: to kya behan lagti hai? Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti. Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta…!!
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai…
SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ? BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA …;-> …
Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . . Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!…
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! …
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS …
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN? Me Aaya.. …
Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu! …
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!…
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…!…
Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)…
Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz … ;->…
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."…
What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi….
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte…
Banta: What?s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . . . . . Santa: The taste. …
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators…
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave….
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking….
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se…
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya….
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love….
S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;-> …
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ? BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA …=P;->…
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha … Banta – Kya Dekh Rahe Ho … ?? Santa – Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;->…
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera….
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!! …
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai …
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Santa: Tipu?s When He Was Child …
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM….
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."…
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye…..
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!…
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…..
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife…..
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu…
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hun…
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!…
Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai. …
Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai? Banta: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. Santa: abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!? …
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole….
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman….
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u….