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3. Helo my name is hassan i m

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4. If you are a girl till zero

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5. Agr mery bary main koi ap sy

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6. Sardar 2 friend guess how many coins

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7. Qhow m i by nature a

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8. Jab zakham dehekne wale hon or khushbo

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9. Zufiqar mirza kehta hai ke jab

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10. Tum mere 7 hum tere asman b

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11. Ab darindon se na haywano dar lgta

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12. Pakistan k aese city ka name batay

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13. Aissy mulk ka naam batay jis me

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14. Teacher bina ruke batao pakistan ki national

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15. Why smart people always say they

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19. Aik pathan raat ko khana kha raha

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20. Dil main tum dharkan aankhon saanso

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21. Arz kia hy dil hy sacha

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22. Balon me hath phair k pucha usne

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24. Ek swal bap ny apni beti ko

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25. Badshah mahmood ghaznawi ne apne ghulam ayaz

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26. Achy dost banao q k insan ki

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28. A very naughty ans given by a

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29. What is dua d dil se

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30. An inspiring fact if you can

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31. It hearts when heart breaks whn luv

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32. Speak not my tears neither open fears

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33. Theres one sad truth in life ive

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34. Why humain agar koi cheez

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35. Bethey thy hum khyal me k achanak

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36. Melne aaye thy chorhne k lie

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40. fact the biggest internet lie

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44. I know u think broke my heart

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45. No life ever grows great until it

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46. Cute one if u read my

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47. Advise to all the girls do

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49. Bara tujhy kaha tha mujhy apna na

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52. Jalebi ko female dish kyun kaha jata

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54. Q which day is stronger the

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55. Passengerbhai kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho

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56. Teacher y are majority of south

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57. Agar 2 pipal k ped ko 1

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59. What is at the end of everything

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63. Do u know which is d oldest

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66. Woh kya hai k jiss liye tum

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76. Q if some 1 falls in love

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84. Agar koe cute smart girl muj say

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88. Salam my sweeto kia hall hainishallah ap

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89. Courage is not the towering oak that

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95. Today is name changing dayso agar mera

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98. Six brilliant doubts 1 if all the

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99. This is very service but only for

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