I am a man in the country
I am a Man in the country of Bangladesh. Abbreviation smsAnniversary smsApril fools day smsAscii…
A guys walking down the street and
A guy’s walking down the street and sees Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, “Kid,…
Tu meraa pehla piyar sajantu dilbar dildaar
Tu Meraa Pehla Piyar SajanTu Dilbar Tu Dildaar Sajan,Tu Phoolon Ki Mehkaar SajanTu Gull Tu…
Chehrey khiltey huey hantodil han bujhey hueyhar
Chehrey Khiltey Huey HanToDil Han Bujhey Huey… Har Shakhs Mei Tazaad HaiDin Raat Ki Tarhaan…….
Dua hoon dard saaz aawaz main jo
Dua hoon- Dard hoon- Saaz hoon- Aawaz hoon- Main jo kuch hoon Jo koi bhi…
7 eid SMS# 100279
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Wo tum na the ik khiyal thameri
Wo tum na the ik khiyal thameri sooch ka hi kamaal tha wo muhabbatain wo…
Bighi palkon tale hum ne chupae ansoohasna
Bighi palkon tale hum ne chupae ansoo,hasna chaha maghar ankh me ae ansoo,tum ko malum…
Subah hai bachpandopahar zawanisam budhaparat maut ki
subah hai bachpan…………..dopahar hai zawani……sam hai budhapa…….rat hai maut ki kahani.…
Duniya se hasna sikh losuraj chamkna lochand
duniya se hasna sikh losuraj se chamkna sikh lochand se shetalta sikh lo aurhum se…
Amrina is the most beautiful and smart
“Amrina” is The most beautiful and smart girl Say this 10 times slowly with full…
Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat
Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…
Mother beta tum ne chotay bhai ko
Mother:: Beta tUm nE chotay bhai ko kursi kyun maari?? Beta:: (hanstay huay) haha mOm…
Museum me do khopri pari thi
musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi. 1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai. 2nd…
Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam
Wale de meena ke ruswa prekhodam Dasi di wale benawa prekhodam Okhko pa makh me…
Nabisaw said quotdozakhquot har aise shkhs
*NABI(SAW) Said; "DOZAKH" Har Aise Shkhs per Haram hai, Jo ‘Naram Mazaj’ ‘Naram Guftar’ ‘Milansar’…
Barish too na aaya ker kay
BaRish! ToO Na AAya Ker Kay Tere Aanay Say Aur Janay Kay BaaD Bhi Koi…
Ta da khaist pa tajmahal ke ose
Ta da khaist pa Tajmahal ke ose, Sta lewane pa byaban prot de. Khudaya da…
Tera zikar bhi karna chor diya
Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya Jub Rona Nahin…
Always remember to 4get those things that
Always REMEMBER to 4GET those things that make u sad But nvr FORGET to REMEMBER…
Loog kehtay hain mujh ko aadat hai
Loog Kehtay Hain Mujh Ko Aadat hai Bhool Jany ki….. Chalo Acha Hai Mushkil na…
Dear customer we remind u the date
Dear customer! We remind u the date of ur bathing validity of 1 year has…
Maine usko salam likh bhejahal e dil tamam bheja
Maine usko salam likh bheja;;hal-e-dil tamam likh bheja. maine pocha tere hont kaise hain?;;;usne ek…
Kiss kisss kissss ka sms hai
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kisss Kissss Kisss ka SMS Hai Zara…
Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua toh
Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua, Toh Rab se shikayat hogi…. Ek toh jhella nahi…
Duniya jise neend kehti hai jaane
Duniya jise neend kehti hai, Jaane woh kya cheez hoti hai…. Aankhe to hum bhi…
Mom beta so jawo warna gabbar
mom: beta so jawo warna gabbar ajayga san: phale 10 rope do mom kyou san:…
Pyarey bhaiyya 27 october ko hamara
Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi…
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna
Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho Jitna… U||o Ko Raat… Dentist Ko Daant… Gadhe Ko Laat……
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or…
Gabbar kitne admi they sambha sardar 2
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote…
How does a dummy catch rabbit
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? … He sits behind a tree and imitates…
Bush asks godwhen will iraq be mine
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine? God:Not in ur life time.bush cries. Mushraf asks…
I dont know what you think of
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated. …
Honey you give new meaning to the
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’. …
Dil hi ma lay lia mehrubani apki
dil hi dil ma lay lia dil mehrubani apki, dil uss kabil kaha hai kader…
May u live in islamdie with imanb
may U live in ISLAM,die with IMAN,b remembered by ihsan,neva b with SHAIDAN,pass thru ARRAYYAN…
B4 u speak listen write think
B4 u speak – listen, B4 u write – think, B4 u spend – earn,…
Permission to enter is be asked three
Permission to enter is to be asked three times. If permission is given to you,…
A dost tum b likha kro shayri
a dost tum b likha kro shayri dunia may tmhara b naam ho jai ga…
U may meet ppl betta den me
U may meEt ppL beTta deN me, fuNnieR deN mE, moRe loVely deN me, buT…
Hum guzrey unn ki gali sey ajab
Hum Guzrey Unn Ki Gali Sey Ajab Itfaaq Thaa. Unhoon Ne Phool Phenka Gamla B…
Asman me jitne sitare hainankhon ishare hainsamandar
Asman me jitne sitare hain,ankhon me jitne ishare hain,samandar k jitne kinare hain,itne screw dhele…
A child never seen his hipsonce teacher
A child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his butts ,he came…
Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo
Agar farigh ho to neechay press karo . . . . . .. . ….
1 shauk si menu feam da main
1 shauk si menu feam da, main rakhan akhan laal, 2 ja shauk anakh naal…
Jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien
jee kar raha hay k aaj tumhaien akele may le ja kar apne hoton se…
Ampquotto teach well we need not say
"To teach well, we need not say all that we know, only what is useful…
Tears they flow but why am i
Tears they flow but why am I crying, after all I’m not afraid of dying…
Smile it will make u look better
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it…
May this eid bring fun happiness god
May this… Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness, Eid bring God Endless Blessings, Eid bring…
Aaj aaj ek sweater aur
Aaj … Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo… Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo……
If u donquott mind feel bad
If u don"t mind If u don"t feel bad If don"t hesitate Please…… give me…
Think well work eat well sleep
Think well, Work well, Eat Well, Sleep well, play well also & if u cant…
When there comes the month of ramadhan
When there comes the month of Ramadhan, the gates of mercy are opened, and the…
When any one of you meets his
?When any one of you meets his brother, let him greet him with salaam.? …
Quotquotlovequotquot starts frm eyes grows with
"~"LOVE"~" Starts frm Eyes, Grows with gifts, Ends with tears but 2day ”love" Starts frm…
This cat is a good way to
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a…
Consequences of american life style the wife
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling,…
May our friendship turn in2 silver silver
May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds…… and may our…
Message pe message bhejte ho bhej ke
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh…
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon
Woh jab chalti hay to rahon main 100-100 k note bichaa deta hoon jab woh…
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,…
Kya aapke sir pe ampquotseenghampquot hainnojust check
Kya aapke sir pe "SEENGH" hain?No!JUST CHECK IT NAHI HAIN?R U SURE?Koi baat nahi GADHE…
Badnaam mera naam bohot der se hua
badnaam mera naam bohot der se hua hona tha jo kaam jald bohot der se…
Sohnay banday school jaanday badal unhan
sohnay banday school jaanday badal unhan de usool jaanday oh te karday taleem haasil saaday…
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska koi
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare…
Bahut dino se nahi apnay darmiyan woh
bahut dino se nahi apnay darmiyan woh shakhs udaas kar kay hamain kahan chal dia…
Jaley to aag bujhe raakh kehte han
Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh…
Ek sher doctor ki zubani hoon
Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh…
Tere dil me pyar ki buniyaad
Tere dil me pyar ki buniyaad rakhenge,Khud ko kaid tujhko aazad rakhenge.Kahin ho na jaye…
Hmne unki yaad me jaam utha liafir
hmne unki yaad me jaam utha lia. . . fir usko bread pe lga k…
Quran the passage to heaven solution
Quran :The Passage To Heaven. Quran :The Solution of all Problems. Quran :The Most Comprehensive…
Law of telephone when u dial
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone. LAW…
Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat
Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…
Allah k rasoolsawa ne farmayajisne mujhko khwab
ALLAH k RASOOL(S.A.W.A.) ne farmaya,”jisne MUJHKO KHWAB me dekha to beshaq usne MUJHI ko dekha…
Acha hua faraz hum bewafa niklay
Acha Hua Faraz Hum bewafa niklay Wafadar tu kuttay hotay hain…