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Arrz kia hay khuda bachaye appko in hasinoon se in mahjabeenon se in nazninoon se…

Bhulana tumhen na asan hoga, Jo bhulaye tumhen woh naadan hoga, Hum to aapKo bhool…

sardar ji apni dost ki new car dakhny jata hai aur puchta hai…..! sardar: kithun…

Always REMEMBER to 4GET those things that make u sad But nvr FORGET to REMEMBER…

Unseen i Suffer. Unheard i Cry. In Agony i Linger. In Silence i Die. Iz…

MAY ALMIGHTY’S BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY …

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar:…

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu…

pholo sy khoshbo chorana hy mushkel. Aap ka hamare zindage sy jana hy mushkel. Kitna…

PEHLAY HAAT MAY PUKR0,PER SEEDA KAR0,PER TH00K SAE GEELA KAR0,PHER ANDAR GUSA DU JITNA GUS…

ham me ha thi baat asi k hum tume yaad a sakey aap nay hame…

Bin sawan barsat nhee hoti, Suraj dobay bina raat nhee hoti, Iss liye kisi ka…

Dil ki her dewaar per jis ka naam likha hum ne wo to apne khayalon…

Najany Kiya Mujh Sy ZAMANA Chahta Hy -__- Mera DIL Thoorr Ker Mujhy Hansana Chahta…

Chala Jaa Msg. to Ban k Gulab. Agar Hogi Dil lagi To Ayega Jawab. Agar…

Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge, magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai, aap ke…

Yeh dua hai koi gela nahi meri zindagi hae wohgulab jo kabhi khila nahi main…

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko…

kbi kisi ko inta yaad mat karo k phir bhoola na sako, kbi kisi ko…

Ja raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se parha jayega ya…

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. — Will Rogers…

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! — Doug…

I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’. — Robert…

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into…

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we…

Everyday i write on the bricks hw much i miss u, praying that one day…

i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho aur neecha aur neecha aur neecha . me…

Hila zor se hila pura hila hath chala dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna…

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile…

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri mehfil sada abaad rahe, kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,…

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha…

Do not judge between people when you are angry. …

?The best type of jihad is the jihad of the one who strives against his…

Man’s way leads to a hopeless end — Allah’s way leads to an endless hope….

A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n…

u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice…

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy…

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food…

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks…

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna…

ALLAH kery tery mobile chori ho jiye ..mujh ko mily aur mera ho jiye …

Human can love, thats normal.. Cows eat grass Its okay… But When monkey read SMS…

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki,…

Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay…

sardarji ki bivi mar gayi, woh to khush tha magar us ki bivi ka aik…

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray…

Yeh Mat sochna k bhol jayin gay tumhain… Dor rah kar bhi chahain gay tumhain…..

in sky you can dug a hole you can invent a white coal you can…

In life when you get troubles, don’t get nervous… Just close your eyes and follow…

(?`?.???) I `?.?(?`?.??? )MISS (?`?.???)?.?? `?.?.?? U …

(,),,(,) I . . ( _o ) (,,)O-O(,,) (,),,(,) I . . (=OoO(,,) (,,)-"" (,),,(,)…

larki apnay boyfriend say "Can u drive with one hand?" Guy happily says "Yes." Girl…

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Yeh DOSTI… hum nehin torenge, torenge.. dum magar ,, ..::: (.")(",) tera sath <l> /a>…

UDAAS HO ( ) _; ( ( ) YA NARAZ HO <e _; / /e…

()__() ( . . ) BEAR ( ‘ " ‘ ) HUG!! (_)-(_) I Like…

1 larka tha diwana Ca,mobile le kr phirta tha,nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krta…

tomer akasyr jygy thaka tara ra ki amer nirgum ratyr golpo boly na. http://smsriver.blogspot.org…

the day HE feels ur mission accomplished…. is the day u leave this world.in every…

English translation class.Teacher : ‘Wats your fathers name?’Student : ‘Beautiful-Red-Underwear’..!T : ‘Wwaaatt…?’S : ‘Sunder-lal-Jetty(Shetty)’..!Haa haa…

your ticket attach file sir.thank you sir your ticket attach file sir.thank you sir your…

.::. Aankhon me aansuon ki haqiqt na pochta___… .::. Ae kaash mujh se wo meri…

The Secret for a Successful Marriage Is: “The Work-Shop…!!” . . . . . The…

| ♥ Laws Of Life :p ♥ | 1)Law of Telephone: When you dial a…

CUTE INSULT : . . Girl : I Want To Say Something To U..!! ….

Dear Girls ! If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back…

He Broke Her Heart… And She Broke His iphone 5G… . . . . ….

What’s Common Between Clouds And Wife…..? ??? . . . . . . . ….

Mujhe maaf kar maire humsfartuhje chahna meri bhool thy, kisi raah per jo uthy nazartujhe…

Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ? Wife Says-…

In my dream : v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn on d way, i ws tird,…

khizan aa kar dariichon mein thehar jaye to dewaron pe calendar badalne se baharen to…

“”kesay guzarta “””hai mera har ek …pal ….uske,,” ^^Bagair,, , ,, Faraz, !!” Agar woh…

Ye padh lena important hy … Exam mein pakka pucha jaye ga . 1.Roll no…

“,”UDAAS RAAT”,” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” Badan…

REFLECTIONS.. – Sometimes, ALLAH KAREEM breaks our spirit to save our soul.. – He breaks…

!*AEY CHAAND*! kuch dair zameen pe aana, aaj ki shab un k ghar ko hy…

Old concept: “Do or die ” New concept: “Do before u die ” Latest concept:…

Kisi k Chehre Ne Khushbu Ko Kr Dia Pagal Phir Us K Baad Sama Ka…

I LOVE YOU. . . . . . . . . . . . ….

B4 u speak. (listen) B4 u pray.. (forgive) B4 u quit.. (try) B4 U hate…..

“Whenever there is a hard job to be done, I assign it to a lazy…

Lets celebrate men’s day ~BECHARA~MARD~ Agr Orat pr hath uthaye to zalim or pit jaye…

Set Your “Loved One” Free … If It Doesn’t Come Back … !! . ….

Khuda Ke Fazl Se Hum Par He Saaya Ghaus-E-Azam KaHume Dono Jahaa Me He Sahaara…

ab nhi hijar gawarra ki qareeb aa jao… Eid ka bee hai isharra ki qareeb…

Plz Plz Plz ! Mere Dost K Ley Dua Karain,Wo Last Stage Pe Hai, Sub…

Isma-ul-husna “yaa moshy” ko shab juma (friday) aik hazaar (1000) martba parhna wala shakhs bafazzal…