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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
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Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke
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Aukha langda eh waqt vichore da
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Dont put a question mark where allah
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The prophet once offered the prayer and
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When you get this sms send it
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One day santas girlfriend asks him darling
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I want you to be with me
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I want to share everything with u
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Doctor says to pathan appka aur aapki
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi
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Tum haste raho muskarate sada khilkhilate khush
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Lilly rose jamsmine tulip lotus orchid
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka
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Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon
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You fraud you stupid cheat idiot nesty
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A smile to put you on high
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd…
It hurts to love someone and not
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You fraud you stupid cheat idiot nesty
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Iiiiiii iiiiii oooo oooo sotay
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Do u remember ur cute childhooddo you
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Main tere muhabbat mai sada khoya rehta
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Sms ka bol bala 1980 ki girls
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Aik muddat se tujhy vird me rakha
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Wife called her husband honeywhere
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Two girls were arguing when the teacher
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Girlfriend come on lets watch a horror
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Our phones fallwe panic o friends
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Lines by a depressed heart
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A man received d phone from
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A quiet man is thinking man
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I felt ashamed for what had done
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Height of adab main sirf ye
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Every wife is a mistress of her
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After congregational eid prayer sentiment reciprocated with
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Syllabus 80 gb we study
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Main chahta hi na tha use lajawab
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Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt tsunamis arise
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Whenever u lie or cheat de person
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Islamic words alhamdu lillah praise
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Far sighted once an old man
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Best cosmetic for lips
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Subko deepawali ki shubhkamnayehum dete hai aapko
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1 har khata aur fasaad ki wajah
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Wadaien shafaatein tafsir ki kasam ya hazrat e rasool
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Rab ki rahmat k brosy pr gunah
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Santas qoute i have often wanted
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Aap cartoon k bhai ki sister abbu
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A simple poem wn i was there
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Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main
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Knsi ankh ha jis ma ansoo ne
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Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal
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riddle wo kya cheez hai
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Aik neemat ka shukar doosri milnay zaria
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Usay itna bata dena main us
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New age ashiq yeh ishq nai
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Pehli baar love kahan invent hua tha
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Namaz is not a spare wheel
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Kab toot jaye mobile he to hai
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Sorry galti se yemsg aap ko send
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Jane kiun mai tujh ko din raat
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Aadmi apne bachay se baita sharab mat
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Any woman can be a mother
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Sard raaton ki tanhaai mein hum teri
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Hi yay examhi yay exam daratay kiyun
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Memon beemar hua to check up k
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Yeh barishein b tum c hainjo baras
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Biwi shohar se tum shadi ke bad
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intizar hai na raat ka din
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A smile costs less than electricity but
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After putting us in fire of love
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Dil maray mujh say sanbhalnay ka wada
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Wo kar rehe the apni wafaon ka
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Soch kay may thuk jaopiyar kahay tujh
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Ais piyar say to mat dekha karohar
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Iss ki ba rukhi pr mujha pyar
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Teri maa ki behen tere baap bhai
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