When is a man worth some moneywhen
when is a man worth some money??…………….When he pushes a trolley…
Bewafaa voh nahi hum hi kharab thay
Bewafaa voh nahi hum hi kharab thay zeher ki zarurat nahi mar jayenge shrab se….
Judai har pal yun mehsoos na hoti
Judai har pal yun mehsoos na hoti, kash wo itni majbur na hoti, waqt banaa…
You are a 9999 well youd be
You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me….
Youre eyes are bluer than the atlantic
You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea….
Girl you gotta be tired coz been
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day…
Do you believe in helping the homeless
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. …
The only thing worse than being alone
The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you….
Can you say constantinople backwards me neither
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask….
Hardest moment is not that when u
Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur…
When ur lonely and upset just turn
When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so…
Im sorry to be smiling every time
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever…
mara dard ko kis na dakha
~~~~~~~~ Mara dard ko kis na dakha hai ~~~~~~~~ Jis ne Dekha hai Sirf Mujhe…
Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…
.-*-. br ( ‘ .’ ) br=(,,)=(,,)= br br brchooo s
.-*-. ( ‘ .’ ) =(,,)=(,,)= chooo sweeet….. ru waiting for my msg…? dont worry……
Quotsun quot wouldnt be
()"()sun | / -(",)- / | wouldn’t Be Hot Sea -__-__-__ — — — —…
A englishman had a spicy pakistani dinner
A englishman had a spicy pakistani dinner. Next morning he came out of toilet &…
Judge y did u attack tat young man
Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes…
Little keys can open big locks simple
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from…
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch…
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain, Aankhe meri pad…
Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha…
Khirkion ke kharakne se kharaktay hain kharkannay
khirkion ke kharakne se kharaktay hain kharkannay aur kharkannon ke kharraknay se kharrakti hain khirkian…
I thought a thought but the wasnquott
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought I thought I…
Mr see owned a saw and soar
Mr. See owned a saw. and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See"s saw sawed…
Q what do you call a woman
Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?…
New year begins let us pray that
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace,…
As we bring this year to an
As We Bring This Year To An End And The New Year Begins. Let Us…
Na bottel main jar hotel bar bike
NA BOTTEL MAIN NA JAR MAIN NA HOTEL MAIN NA BAR MAIN NA BIKE PAY…
It takes thousand workers 2 build a
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but…
Hum sms nahi karte hai to wo
Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane…
Aap kaha hai apka ghar haitv kon
Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair…
Chala ja sms bun k gulabhoge sachi
Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab…
Sardar going with his sister some shouts
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets…
He who makes peace between the people
He who makes peace between the people by inventing good information or saying good things,…
Hope love and laugher warmth wishes joy
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become…
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us…
Laksh divyani ujalali nisha ghevuni navi umed
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, Diwalichya…
Na juban se nigahin dimag rango greetings
Na juban se, Na nigahin se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greetings se,…
I send to you warm wishesthat your
I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness,…
If u donquott mind feel bad
If u don"t mind If u don"t feel bad If don"t hesitate Please…… give me…
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu…
Ek larki apni hi dhun mein rehti
Ek Larki Apni hi dhun mein rehti thi Eik larki shokh our chanchal si Phoolon…
Woh hum nahi they jinhien sehna yah
Woh hum nahi they jinhien sehna yah jabar ata,Teri judai mine bhala kese sabar aa…
Khud ko kar buland itnaa ke gt
Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, > > > > > ‘Himaalay ki choti pe…
Hello guy ik sardar or os ka
hello guy ik sardar or os ka dost kharay hotay hin to sardar kahta hay…
Agar nagin nag ko kiss karegi to
Agar NAGIN NAG ko kiss karegi to NAG kaunsa gana gayega? Socho socho.. "Zehar hai…
Kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi
Kaun kehta hai Mard ko dard nahi hota,kaun kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota.Tango…
Wo bole quotmehfil mei kahin hamare joote
Wo bole "mehfil mei kahin hamare joote kho gaye ab hum ghar kaise jayege", Hamne…
Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35
Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs Sachin asks him"It’s not a 50 or…
U r sweet as chocolatmitha gulabjamun rasila
U r sweet as chocolat,mitha as gulabjamun, rasila as rasgula,cool as ice cream. Bhagwan har…
Everyone wants to go heaven but no
”Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die…" boley to…. sab…
In ankho mai aansu aye na hote
In ankho mai aansu aye na hote agar woh pichhe mudkar muskarye na hote, unke…
Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthate ho
Hamari DOSTI ka kitna fayda uthate ho 1 SMS bhej k 10 free patey ho…
Teacher 2 banta singh make a
Teacher 2 Banta Singh : Make a sentence in wich 1 word is repeated 4…
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna…
One day raja and rani decided to
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon…
Suna hai woh jatey keh gaya k
SUNA HAI WOH JATEY JATEY KEH GAYA K AAB TO HUM SIRF TUMHAREY KHAWABOON MAIN…
Only one look smile voice tuch feeling
Only one Look. Only one Smile.. Only one Voice… Only one Tuch…. Only one Feeling……..
Grade buray aatay hain mujhe phir bhi
grade buray aatay hain Mujhe phir bhi akallll…ll…. kion nahin aati hai?? Najany kab say……..
May all your days be filled with
May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours. Happy…
A smile is a curve that sets
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u…
Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile
Yad hai jab hum pehli bar mile. Tum nay mujay dekha Nazroon say nazray milien…
Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiyawoh
mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya…woh bewafa hi sahee magar piyar hum ne kiya…woh…
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye per taswir…
We must believe in luck for how
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those…
Always get married early in the morning
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you…
God is always playing chess with each
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our…
I pray to god give u shanti
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi,…
The hope struggle and hard work towards
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of…
Wife sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen " sardar gets up…
Sometime my eyes get jealous of heart
sometime my eyes get jealous of my heart….. guess why….. simply coz u always remain…
Is dil say tere yad bholai nahin
is dil say tere yad bholai nahin jati yeh pyar ki dolat hay lotai nahin…
U look at the ocean see gods
U Look at the Ocean, see GOD’s Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see…
Sms na bheaj k dil tor dea
sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera ab apne cell ko dafna dena, agar…
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? Kepad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se…
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai… Bird log ghana ga rele hai… Cow log ghaas…
If u want the latest mercedes benz
If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any…