Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS jokes collection in hindi, urdu & english

Santa Banta SMS

oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:…

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Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he…

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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case…

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A Couple havin sex

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on…

Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing…

Santa Banta SMS, Sardar SMS

per andar se awaaz aai

Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene…

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1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey…

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Master mein tenu kutte te essay likhan

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda…

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Prof chemical symbol of barium sardar ba

Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: and Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will…

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In a train compartment husband darling mujhe

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism…

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Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri ma

Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti…

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Teacher what should be in a book

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl…

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Santa Suffering From Constipation,

Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein…

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Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha…

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Taxi driver to Santa

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati….

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Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in

Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao!…

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Banta: O G paise wapas

Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar…

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Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta…

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Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya…

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Santa do you know english banta

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite…

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Santa i kiss my wife everyday before

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me…

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Ticket cheker ask to sardar dikhao

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To…

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Santa to pappu wherequots sukhna lake

Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla…

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Santa jail ko hindi me hawalat kyun

Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko…

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Banta why is the police nicknamed quotthe

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats,…

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There was a sardaji who having party

There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building….

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Banta whats the difference between an oral

Banta: What?s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . ….

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Why cant banta dial 911 he

Why can’t Banta dial 911? He cannot find eleven on the phone…..

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A lady calls santa for repairing door

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn

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Santa phoned his wife i am not

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of…

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Santa dials a number a girl receives

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta…

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Lady to inspector santa my husband went

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t…

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Santa jail ko hindi me hawalat kyun

Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko…

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A small child wrote 2 santa claus

A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send…

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Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100…

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Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag…

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Santadoctorthis medicine is not available at

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write…

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Santa my wife died yesterday im

Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I’m trying to cry but tears are not come…

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An englishman and santa inside the toilet

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…

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After eating fish santa dont drink water

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start…

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Santa quotgod if you give me 100

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple"….

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Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat…

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Man i got a brand new

Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable…

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Santa my mother in law was bitten by a

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That

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Santa soch raha hu ki usa

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch…

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Santa v need a bridge in our

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur…

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Santa mene kal sania mirza se phone

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Usne…

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Teachr tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya…

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A lady calls santa for repairing dorr

A lady calls santa for repairing dorr bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days….

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Santa mujhe shadi me bmw mili he

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi…

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Santa and banta r discussing santa

Santa and Banta r discussing- Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can’t sleep.!!" Banta- "with…

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Sntd0 u knw holisher k0 kehte he

S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA…

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Santa was recruiting lawyers for a firm

Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u…

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Girl will u marry me santa

Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti…

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Teacher i want you to tell me

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu:…

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Santa my dad was an extremely brave

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta:…

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Santa joined nasa after one month the

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA…

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While walking in the highlands santa fell

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok?…

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Santa singh will this bus take me

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ?…

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Santa ask banta why r u watching

Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ? Banta…

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Santa and banta were watching bungee jumping

Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way….

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Santa mom last night when i opened

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself….

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Santa went to see a gal for

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for…

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Santa is so rich he has two

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?…

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Santa and banta went for a drive

Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are…

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Masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan…

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How do you recognize santaquots son pappu

How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who…

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Lady doctor tum roz subah clinic ke

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte…

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Santa tum meri shadi me aaoge na

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi ,Jo Musibat Ke…

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Santa giving exam while standing at the

Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing…

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One night santas girlfriend asked her darling

One night Santa’s girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight? Santa shouted & said:…

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Titanic k saath santa bhi doob raha

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha, Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha, Banta:Oye Hans…

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Santa to banta i dont have an

Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy…

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Snt bnt talkng snt oy to

S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg: S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe…

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Santa was inserting dogquots tail into pipe

Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi…

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Santa driving on d wrong side

Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset &…

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Santa banta se tum ne mujhe subha

SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?…

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Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de…

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Santa looking at himself in the mirror

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half…

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Santaquots shayari kutta marr gaya razai vich

Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail…

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A question from santa to bill

A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is…

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Santa was drawing money from atm banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line…

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Mrs santa dont like to eat green

Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . ….

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Jeeto i didnquott know you smoked when

Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband…

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Teacher now children if i saw a

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what…

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Aftr returning frm a foreign trip santa

Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a…

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Preeto 2 maid oh kanta i hv

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an…

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Santaye tum ne pattian kyun bandhi hui

Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se…