Category: Santa Banta SMS
Santa Banta SMS jokes collection in hindi, urdu & english
In a train compartment husband darling mujhe
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism…
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri ma
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti…
Teacher what should be in a book
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl…
Santa Suffering From Constipation,
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein…
Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha…
Taxi driver to Santa
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati….
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao!…
Banta: O G paise wapas
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar…
Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta…
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya…
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:…
Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he…
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case…
A Couple havin sex
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on…
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing…
per andar se awaaz aai
Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..? Santa: oye mene…
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey…
Master mein tenu kutte te essay likhan
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda…
Prof chemical symbol of barium sardar ba
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: and Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will…
Santa do you know english banta
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite…
Santa i kiss my wife everyday before
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me…
Ticket cheker ask to sardar dikhao
Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To…
Santa to pappu wherequots sukhna lake
Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla…
Santa jail ko hindi me hawalat kyun
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko…
Banta why is the police nicknamed quotthe
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats,…
There was a sardaji who having party
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building….
Banta whats the difference between an oral
Banta: What?s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . ….
Why cant banta dial 911 he
Why can’t Banta dial 911? He cannot find eleven on the phone…..
A lady calls santa for repairing door
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn
Santa phoned his wife i am not
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of…
Santa dials a number a girl receives
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta…
Lady to inspector santa my husband went
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t…
Santa jail ko hindi me hawalat kyun
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko…
A small child wrote 2 santa claus
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send…
Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100…
Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag…
Santadoctorthis medicine is not available at
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write…
Santa my wife died yesterday im
Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I’m trying to cry but tears are not come…
An englishman and santa inside the toilet
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:…
After eating fish santa dont drink water
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start…
Santa quotgod if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple"….
Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat…
Man i got a brand new
Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable…
Santa my mother in law was bitten by a
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That
Santa soch raha hu ki usa
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch…
Santa v need a bridge in our
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur…
Santa mene kal sania mirza se phone
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Usne…
Teachr tum bade ho kr kya kroge
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya…
A lady calls santa for repairing dorr
A lady calls santa for repairing dorr bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days….
Santa mujhe shadi me bmw mili he
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi…
Santa and banta r discussing santa
Santa and Banta r discussing- Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can’t sleep.!!" Banta- "with…
Sntd0 u knw holisher k0 kehte he
S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA…
Santa was recruiting lawyers for a firm
Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u…
Girl will u marry me santa
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti…
Teacher i want you to tell me
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu:…
Santa my dad was an extremely brave
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta:…
Santa joined nasa after one month the
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA…
While walking in the highlands santa fell
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok?…
Santa singh will this bus take me
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ?…
Santa ask banta why r u watching
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ? Banta…
Santa and banta were watching bungee jumping
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way….
Santa mom last night when i opened
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself….
Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for…
Santa and banta went for a drive
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are…
Santa is so rich he has two
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?…
Masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan…
How do you recognize santaquots son pappu
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who…
Lady doctor tum roz subah clinic ke
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte…
Santa tum meri shadi me aaoge na
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi ,Jo Musibat Ke…
Santa giving exam while standing at the
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing…
One night santas girlfriend asked her darling
One night Santa’s girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight? Santa shouted & said:…
Titanic k saath santa bhi doob raha
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha, Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha, Banta:Oye Hans…
Santa to banta i dont have an
Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy…
Snt bnt talkng snt oy to
S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg: S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe…
Santa was inserting dogquots tail into pipe
Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi…
Santa driving on d wrong side
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset &…
Santa banta se tum ne mujhe subha
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?…
Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de…
Santa looking at himself in the mirror
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half…
Santaquots shayari kutta marr gaya razai vich
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail…
A question from santa to bill
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is…
Santa was drawing money from atm banta
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line…
Mrs santa dont like to eat green
Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . ….
Jeeto i didnquott know you smoked when
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband…
Teacher now children if i saw a
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what…
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip santa
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a…
Preeto 2 maid oh kanta i hv
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an…
Santaye tum ne pattian kyun bandhi hui
Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se…