Because of their size parents may be
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. ~P.J. O’Rourke
Most powerful is he who has himself
Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power. ~Seneca
Youn na jhanko ghareeb k dil mein
Youn Na Jhanko Ghareeb k Dil Mein, Hasratien Be Libaas Rehti Hain…
Tumhare akks ko aankhon mein hum tasveer
Tumhare Akks Ko Aankhon Mein Hum Tasveer Kar Lete Zara Jo Tum Thehar Jaate Koi…
Pathan ki wife aaj hum ne special
Pathan ki wife: ‘Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy jisko kha k aap khushi…
Wo mosmoon main puranay mosam dosti or
WO MOSMOON MAIN PURANAY MOSAM WO DOSTI OR YARANAY MOSAM WO DILLAGI K SUHANAY MOSAM…
Notice jo moaziz dost sms send
Notice! Jo Moaziz Dost SmS Send Karne Ki Zehmat Nhi Krte Unse Guzarsh Hy K…
Wo meray dil pe rakh k sir
Wo meray Dil pe rakh k sir soya tha bekhabar. * Hum ne dharkan he…
I like really dark movie theaters
I Like Really Dark Movie Theaters. That Way, I Don’t Have To Buy My 0wn…
Teachr tum late q aye ho student
..Teachr: tum late Q aye ho? Student: ghar me ami abo ki larai ho rhe…
Wo aam si sham thi jab juda
Wo aam si sham thi jab juda huay ham. Na toot kr pyar kr skay…
2010 ka badtmiz tareen bachaa kalay dukandar
2010 ka badtmiz tareen Bachaa, KALAY dukandar sy..! ‘Uncle RANG GORA krne wali cream hai”?…
Wo boli raat q mushkil sey katti
wo boli, raat q mushkil sey katti hey judai mai main bola, waqt to kaifiyatun…
Sun to sahii jahaan main hai teraa
Sun To Sahii Jahaan Main Hai Teraa Fasaanaa Kyaa Kahti Hai Tujh Se Khalq-E-Khudaa Gaibanaa…
sadma toh hai mujhe bhi ke
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Kabhi yaad aaye to poochhna zara apni
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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai
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..=..Chaley aao..=.. Chaley aao phir kisi din Mulaakat kar k dekhein Beeti hui baaton ko…
Vo gazal vaalon kaa usluub samajhate honge
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Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar aasman
Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar Aasman bhi ro para Faraz Jub meri Larkioun k…
Purani kitab mai rakhi tasweer sy batain
purani kitab mai rakhi tasweer sy batain aj barson k baad daikha hai ab b…
Near of far wherever ur my best
Near of far wherever ur, My best wishes r with U, Tum jiyo hazaron saal,…
Our life begins with our cry
Our Life Begins with our CRY. And Ends with Another Cry. Try to utilize this…
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers and demanded
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will…
Todays heart voice dayajj app ke dil
‘Today’s HEART VOICE DAY’ajj app ke Dil main mery ley jo bhi hai keh do…
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Kitni hi batain hai is dil main
Kitni Hi Batain Hai Is Dil Main, Kammi To Sirf Alfaaz Ki Hai-Â… Log Keh…
Hum pehle narm patto ki ek shaakh
Hum Pehle Narm Patto Ki Ek Shaakh The Magar Kate Gaye Hai Itna , Ki…
Teri dosti mein ek nasha hai tabhi
Teri Dosti Mein Ek Nasha Hai. Tabhi To Ye Duniya Humse Khafa Hai Na Karo…
Jindagi ye kaise bandhan main bandha toone
Jindagi Ye Kaise Bandhan Main Bandha Toone, Jise Nebhaya Bhee Nahee Jata Jise Toda Bhee…
Seedhe raste chal rahe the hum ke
Seedhe Raste Chal Rahe The Hum Ke Kaisa Yeh Aaya Mod Achanak Na Khudko Sambhal…
App ne hum se dil lagana chor
App Ne Hum Se Dil Lagana Chor Dia Hum Ne Bhi App Ko Kehna Chor…
Mein nazar se pee raha houn ye
Mein Nazar Se Pee Raha Houn, Ye Samaa Badal Naa Jaaye Naa Jhukaao Tum Nigahein,…
Par huya jo bhi us shab ko
Par Huya Jo Bhi Us Shab Ko Khab Main Bhi Socha Na Tha Mere Siwa…
Mera india bada great great mahaan jahan
Mera India Bada Great, Bada Great Bada Mahaan, Jahan Ke Log Dete Apne Guest Ko…
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Mehboob Ke Aane Jaane Kaa Kuchh Aisa Hua Asar, Sanjeeda The Hum Pehle Se, Ab…
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Jab Koi Bhee Nahi Saath Hota Hain,Tab Mera Dil Bhee Rota Hain. Jab Kabhi Bhi…
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Dunya se dil laga ker kia mily
Dunya Se Dil Laga Ker Dunya Se Kia Mily Ga Yaade-E-Khuda Kye Ja,Tujh Ko Khuda…
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Kat hi gai judai bhi kab yun
Kat Hi Gai Judai Bhi Kab Yun Hua Ke Mar Gaye Tere Bhi Din Guzar…
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Wo kitna meharban tha ke hazaron ghum
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Much smoking kills live men and cures
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ~George D. PrenticeQNFQ
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. ~Author…
Luta kr hr cheez manzil e muhbt ki talaash
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Kis ki main hujooom me aankhey nikaalta
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Pathan ne Bache ka naam india rakha Dost:Apko india se nafrat hay phir apne Bete…
Kuch is tarha us ne mera waqt
Kuch is tarha us ne mera waqt barbad kiya Faraz… G G… Bilkul isi tarha!…
Yeh haseen shaam apni abhi jisme ghul
Yeh Haseen ShaaM Apni, Abhi JisMe Ghul Rahi Hai, Tere Parahan Ke Khushbu Abhi JisMe…
Veena malik apni book mastee k page
Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai, WHAT Is SEX?…
Decmber lout aaya hai tumhare aane ki
DECMBER lout aaya hai Tumhare lout aane ki nai umeed jagi hai Abhi peechley baras…
Azmat e fun k parastar hai humyeh khata tu
Azmat-e-Fun K Parastar Hai HumYeh Khata Hai Tu Khata War Hai Hum Jhd Ki Dhoop…
Teacher tum bade hokar kya karoge
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?…
1 ladke ne ladki se uska nema
1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti…
If people says you are crazy be
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax….
Love is like the measles all worse
Love is like the measles, All the worse when it comes late in life
Zara si der ko aaye the khawb
Zara si der ko aaye the khawb aankhon mei Zara si der ko aaye the…
Yu to koi gila nahi hai par
yu to koi gila nahi hai par tu bhi aaya nahi hai sanso ke dard…
Jab se humne maikhane me jana chood
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Jo bhi milta hai puchata hai hale
Jo Bhi Milta Hai, Puchata Hai Hale Dil Humse, Majnu Sa Haal Hai, Jab Se…
Naya ik rishta paida kyu kerain hum
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Mujhe talash thi sahil ki ek bund
Mujhe Talash Thi Sahil Ki, Ek Bund Ko Me Taras Gaya. Me Bhi Ek Sahil…
Aaj phir barsaat ne chingari ko sulga
Aaj Phir Barsaat Ne Chingari Ko Sulga Diya, Phir Teri Yaad Ne Aankhon Ko Rula…
Pyar me chot khana hi jindagi hai
Pyar Me Chot Khana Hi Jindagi Hai Katome Fool Bankar Jina Hi Jindgi Hai Jitkar…
Kis8217se duwa mangun faryaad karun mil jaaye
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Gamo ke kale badal chaye hai neeley
Gamo Ke Kale Badal Chaye Hai, Neeley Asman Ke Sine May, Shayad Ye Asman Aaj…
Koi nahi tere jaisa zamane mein ab
Koi Nahi Tere Jaisa Zamane Mein. Ab To Wo Nasha Bhee Na Raha Maikhane Mein,…
Eh channd tujhsey karni hain jaaney kitni
Eh! Channd Tujhsey Karni Hain Jaaney Kitni Hii Baatain Tere Tassavur Mei‚Â Kaati Hain Jaane…
What is trust now its so hard
What Is Trust? Now Its So Hard To Understand Thought It Was Having Faith In…
Koie bichad na chahe tu kaise rok
Koie Bichad Na Chahe Tu Kaise Rok Sakte Hai Hum, Koie Dur Jana Chahe Tu…
Maan goo to duaoon me kyaa nahi
Maan-Goo To Duaoon Me , Kyaa Nahi Milta Dhun-Doo To Kitabon Me Khuda Nahi Milta…
Jivan ek pyar ka khela hai bewafaioyan
Jivan Ek Pyar Ka Khela Hai Bewafaioyan Ka Mela Hai Aakho Me Bahte Pani Ka…
Dur hote hue bhi kitne paas ho
Dur Hote Hue Bhi Kitne Paas Ho Tum Aankhon Mai Base Hue Ho Tum Dil…
Door se dekha to airport pe plane
Door Se Dekha To Airport Pe Plane Nazar Aa Raha Tha… Door Se Dekha To…
Ik sardar bus tay baitha full
Ik sardar bus tay baitha tay bus full. Conductor: Sardar ge, tusi chatt tay bai…
Dear cell phone please invent a
Dear Cell phone, Please invent a ” Take back my text” Option =P…
Be thankful were not getting all the
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. ~Will Rogers
Words like nature half reveal and conceal
Words, like Nature, half reveal And half conceal the Soul within. ~Alfred, Lord Tennyson, "Im…
A human being is an ingenious assembly
A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. ~Christopher MorleyCCDP
Us ne mujhey chaha to bas faqat
Us Ne Mujhey Chaha To Bas Faqat Is Tarhan Shaheen Jaisey Kisi Musafir Ko Darakht…
Is qader barf parri sadmoon ki jum
Is qader barf parri sadmoon ki……. Jum gya saber meri aankhoon main……