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Brain test after reading this sentence you

BRAIN TEST… After reading this sentence You will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize…

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Plz dont read this nahi to

Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte…

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F ever in your life u r

f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost…

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Krupya dhyan de agar aap dene wale

Krupya Dhyan De, Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe…

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G 0 ol gappy kitny tasty

G 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0…

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Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool

Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool.. 1-ksi ko free me itna free mat karo…

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Pthan ne challege kia hai k wo

pthan ne challege kia hai k wo minare pakistanko sir pr utha kr peshawr leja…

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Yar ap k pas konsa mobile hai

yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai. Jo bi hai use Pani Se bachana;-) Ye…

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Golden words choro yar tum bagharat

golden words . . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Cnn se raat ko us american foji

CNN se raat ko us american foji ne interview dety hue kaha, Jisne Abbotabad opration…

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Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi

Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi mjy b karna ati hy… 0k Happy panga…

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Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main…

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Dil k mehfil me ujala kijiye

Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye, Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban…

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Jo ho gaya wo hona hoga or

Jo Ho gaya wo Ho gaya Jo Hona Hoga wo Hoga or Jo Nahi Hona…

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Sms bus ye hi thy jo

sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms…

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A 0 a 1 gd news he is mahiny

A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!! is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,, or 30…

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Abhi raat bohat ho gai hy or

Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band…

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4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak

4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak murdy ko tezi se leke ja rahy thy…

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Ap ko dil ki gehraiyon se

Ap ko DIL KI GEHRAIYON se . E . E . E . EI ….

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A birthday is million moments each holding

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,…

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ollllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaambbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3

Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam…

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O sms parhne wale teri to teri

O sms parhne wale Teri to? teri to? teri to? teri to? teri to? teri…

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Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or

”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !…

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Neechay ek sach likha hai

Neechay ek SACH LIKHA Hai…. …. … …. …. …. ….. . . . ….

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Billi dum kuy hilate he batano na

billi dum kuy hilate he……….? batano na kyun……..? batano na kyun ……..? mein batayo kyun?…

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Dost woo hi hai jo jo

Dost woo hi hai jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo…

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Lush push country pakistan k city karachi

Lush Push Country Pakistan K City KARACHI K AREA Karachi University K 1 laibrary K…

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Father how are your grades son son

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do…

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Aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya wo

aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya…. wo police wale k pass gaya police man: voilet…

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Jo ho gia wo hona hoga

Jo Ho Gia Wo Ho Gia Jo Hona Hoga Wo Hoga Or Jo Ni Hona…

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Socho hum har roz kitne fazool sms

Socho…! Hum Har Roz Kitne Fazool SMS Karte Hain? . . . . . ….

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Singer sajjad ali ne kya khoob kaha

Singer ‘SAJJAD Ali’ Ne Kya Khoob Kaha Hai K! . . . . . ….

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A study has proved that all fools

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now…

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Ohat saal pehle ki baat hai

ßohat saal pehle ki baat hai . . . . . . . . ….

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Woh kon sa saanp hai jo jab

Woh kon sa ‘Saanp’ hai jo jab kisi ko kaat le to us ke saath…

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A young girl after her honeymoon came

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked…

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Piyaary aur azeez sweeto assalam o alaikum

Piyaary Aur Azeez Sweeto! Assalam-o-Alaikum! . . Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin.

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Arz kia hai dor se dekha

Arz Kia Hai dor se dekha to kuch b nhi tha . . . Wah…

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Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…

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Aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa

aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa hueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue…

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Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal

aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi…

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If ever in your life u r

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost…

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Tension deny ke 2 asaan tareeqy hain

Tension deny ke 2 asaan Tareeqy hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao….

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Mil gaya ho lala lala dichakaan

Mil Gaya! Mil Gaya! Ho Ho Ho Mil Gaya! Lala lala Mil Gaya! Dichakaan Dichakaan…

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Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca

Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca… ? ? ? ? ? Is sms me…

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Good news ab aap is sms k

Good news! Ab aap is sMs K zaryye apnay mobile set par star plus bilkul…

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Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa . . . . . . ….

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For pepsi shahrukh coke aamir mirinda

For pepsi ‘shahrukh’ For coke ‘aamir’ For mirinda ‘vivek’ For fanta ‘rani’ & For Thums…

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You are equal to sixty james bond

You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main…

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Gadhon ki race 10 9 8 7

Gadhon Ki Race!…. 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Fire!.. aray…

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Pakistan dunya ka wo wahid mulk hai

Pakistan Dunya Ka Wo Wahid Mulk Hai.. . . . . . . . ….

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G oo d ood shabaash

G oo D G oo D G ooD G oo D G oo D G…

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Larki aaj me tume wo jaga dikhaungi

Larki: AaJ me tume wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha. Larka…

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Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe lykn

Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe..!! Lykn q bheja hy? Es ke jaga 5 kg…

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Urdu ki kitab me likha hai

Urdu ki kitab me likha hai . . . . . . . . ….

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Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar

Gabbr: Kitny aadmi thy? Samba: Sardar 2? Gabbr: Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote…

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1 aqalmand insan ka bewakoof insan se

1 Aqalmand Insan ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se Sawal: . . ‘Sari Dunya Tumhain Bewaqoof…

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Mere numbr pe tune suno me ne

mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya…

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Doctor pagal se tum q huay pagal

Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay? Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki…

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Peepal k darakht neche 3 aadmi thy

Peepal k darakht k neche 3 aadmi thy (1)gunga (2)behra (3)andha upar se aam gira…

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Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein…

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Salam 9876543210 ye mera new

Salam, +9876543210 Ye Mera ‘NEW’ . . . . . . Number Mat Samjh Lena…

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I m pagal knjoos jocker not

I m Pagal I m Knjoos I m JOCker I m not Good I m…

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Mere pyare or azeez doston aslam o alekum

‘Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston’ Aslam-O-Alekum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen…..

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Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya. . . . . . .. kaise? . ….

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47028918583496 ye card ka nmbr hy load

47028918583496 ye Card ka nmbr hy load kr lo Nahi load hua? Kamaal hy.. Jb…

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Ketna khobsorat jangal hy ao mairy 7

KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO, CHEETA US KY SATH…

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Hont jab se mile to kya hota

*HONT* jab *HONT* se mile to kya hota he? Socho! Socho na! toba… Kya kya…

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Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me? lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz…

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo jo dil

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko…

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yeh lo star

‘* * * * * * * * * ** * * * Yeh Lo…

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Mobile kon sa hai ap k

Mobile kon sa hai ap k pas? Jo b hy Pani Se bachana;-) Ye sbko…

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1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh

1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis…

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Aik choti c naseehat is

Aik Choti C Naseehat: . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Hurry up fill in the blanks with

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main…

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Maa aaj mai ne ek larkay ko

MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO ‘Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko…

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Islamabad airport pr pia ki flight

Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger…

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Koi aik prinda choose kro to me

Koi aik prinda choose kro to me tumko bta skta hun k tmhari aqal kitni…

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Its true and new aik german

‘It’s TRUE and new’ Aik German biologist research k liye pacific ocean ki teh me…

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Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth thartharata

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe…

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2 pyaz 3 lasan 50 gm zira

2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spøøn Namak 1 Cup…

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Sorry galti se ye msg aapko send

Sorry! galti se ye msg Aapko send ho geya nechy mat dekhna nechy ulta sedha…

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Tough love a dying man smells

Tough Love A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes…

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Hi doing nothing then make a

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come…

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Pagal hone ka tareeqa wa

Pagal hone ka tareeqa: . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Dekho yaar kisi ne bilkul khali

Dekho yaar? kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.