Category: Bewakoof SMS
Bewakoof SMS
Brain test after reading this sentence you
BRAIN TEST… After reading this sentence You will realize that the the brain doesn’t recognize…
Plz dont read this nahi to
Plz don’t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte…
Krupya dhyan de agar aap dene wale
Krupya Dhyan De, Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe…
Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool
Zindagi achi guzarne ke 2 sunehri usool.. 1-ksi ko free me itna free mat karo…
Pthan ne challege kia hai k wo
pthan ne challege kia hai k wo minare pakistanko sir pr utha kr peshawr leja…
Yar ap k pas konsa mobile hai
yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai. Jo bi hai use Pani Se bachana;-) Ye…
Cnn se raat ko us american foji
CNN se raat ko us american foji ne interview dety hue kaha, Jisne Abbotabad opration…
Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi
Soch smjh kr msg kia karo batamizi mjy b karna ati hy… 0k Happy panga…
Hurry up fill in the blanks with
Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main…
Dil k mehfil me ujala kijiye
Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye, Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban…
A 0 a 1 gd news he is mahiny
A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!! is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,, or 30…
Abhi raat bohat ho gai hy or
Abhi Raat bohat ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band…
4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak
4 pathan kabro ki ooper se ak murdy ko tezi se leke ja rahy thy…
A birthday is million moments each holding
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,…
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Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3
Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam…
O sms parhne wale teri to teri
O sms parhne wale Teri to? teri to? teri to? teri to? teri to? teri…
Pathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara or
”Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gaya !…
Billi dum kuy hilate he batano na
billi dum kuy hilate he……….? batano na kyun……..? batano na kyun ……..? mein batayo kyun?…
Lush push country pakistan k city karachi
Lush Push Country Pakistan K City KARACHI K AREA Karachi University K 1 laibrary K…
Father how are your grades son son
FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son? SON: Under Water, Dad. FATHER: Under Water? What Do…
Aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya wo
aik larke ka voilet chori hogaya…. wo police wale k pass gaya police man: voilet…
Socho hum har roz kitne fazool sms
Socho…! Hum Har Roz Kitne Fazool SMS Karte Hain? . . . . . ….
Singer sajjad ali ne kya khoob kaha
Singer ‘SAJJAD Ali’ Ne Kya Khoob Kaha Hai K! . . . . . ….
A study has proved that all fools
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now…
Woh kon sa saanp hai jo jab
Woh kon sa ‘Saanp’ hai jo jab kisi ko kaat le to us ke saath…
A young girl after her honeymoon came
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked…
Piyaary aur azeez sweeto assalam o alaikum
Piyaary Aur Azeez Sweeto! Assalam-o-Alaikum! . . Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin.
Aaj kal harpal har samay vaqt maheno
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye…
Aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa
aag dil me lagi jab wo khafa hueAag Dil Me Lagi Jab wo khafa hue…
Aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal
aslaam o aliakum dostoo ye ghazal chaheay mujay kisi dost ne mangi hay agar kisi…
Tension deny ke 2 asaan tareeqy hain
Tension deny ke 2 asaan Tareeqy hain: 1) Kabhi Kisi Ko Poori Baat Na Batao….
Mil gaya ho lala lala dichakaan
Mil Gaya! Mil Gaya! Ho Ho Ho Mil Gaya! Lala lala Mil Gaya! Dichakaan Dichakaan…
Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca
Tcfumfhoaforofooaf ticffomcfcceoo kohcfoacfrocaffb koacrnfcoao tcofhoa kcfoacrf dicfoyfca… ? ? ? ? ? Is sms me…
Good news ab aap is sms k
Good news! Ab aap is sMs K zaryye apnay mobile set par star plus bilkul…
Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan
Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa . . . . . . ….
For pepsi shahrukh coke aamir mirinda
For pepsi ‘shahrukh’ For coke ‘aamir’ For mirinda ‘vivek’ For fanta ‘rani’ & For Thums…
You are equal to sixty james bond
You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420
Hurry up fill in the blanks with
Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main…
Gadhon ki race 10 9 8 7
Gadhon Ki Race!…. 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. Fire!.. aray…
Pakistan dunya ka wo wahid mulk hai
Pakistan Dunya Ka Wo Wahid Mulk Hai.. . . . . . . . ….
Larki aaj me tume wo jaga dikhaungi
Larki: AaJ me tume wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha. Larka…
Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe lykn
Thanx g balance mil gya mujhe..!! Lykn q bheja hy? Es ke jaga 5 kg…
Gabbr kitny aadmi thy samba sardar
Gabbr: Kitny aadmi thy? Samba: Sardar 2? Gabbr: Mujy ginti nai ati, 2 kitne hote…
1 aqalmand insan ka bewakoof insan se
1 Aqalmand Insan ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se Sawal: . . ‘Sari Dunya Tumhain Bewaqoof…
Mere numbr pe tune suno me ne
mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya…
Doctor pagal se tum q huay pagal
Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay? Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki…
Peepal k darakht neche 3 aadmi thy
Peepal k darakht k neche 3 aadmi thy (1)gunga (2)behra (3)andha upar se aam gira…
Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein…
Salam 9876543210 ye mera new
Salam, +9876543210 Ye Mera ‘NEW’ . . . . . . Number Mat Samjh Lena…
Mere pyare or azeez doston aslam o alekum
‘Mere Pyare OR Azeez Doston’ Aslam-O-Alekum pehle salam ka jawab de den phir aage parhen…..
Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya
Kal 99 logon ko bewakoof banaya. . . . . . .. kaise? . ….
47028918583496 ye card ka nmbr hy load
47028918583496 ye Card ka nmbr hy load kr lo Nahi load hua? Kamaal hy.. Jb…
Ketna khobsorat jangal hy ao mairy 7
KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO, CHEETA US KY SATH…
Hont jab se mile to kya hota
*HONT* jab *HONT* se mile to kya hota he? Socho! Socho na! toba… Kya kya…
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me? lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz lafz…
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo jo dil
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko…
1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh
1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis…
Hurry up fill in the blanks with
Hurry up. fill in the blanks with ‘HAAN’ or ‘NAHI’ 1.__________main insan nahi hu 2.__________main…
Maa aaj mai ne ek larkay ko
MAA AAJ MAI NE EK LARKAY KO ‘Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko…
Islamabad airport pr pia ki flight
Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger…
Koi aik prinda choose kro to me
Koi aik prinda choose kro to me tumko bta skta hun k tmhari aqal kitni…
Its true and new aik german
‘It’s TRUE and new’ Aik German biologist research k liye pacific ocean ki teh me…
Yeh sulagata jism kamp kampate honth thartharata
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe…
Sorry galti se ye msg aapko send
Sorry! galti se ye msg Aapko send ho geya nechy mat dekhna nechy ulta sedha…
Tough love a dying man smells
Tough Love A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes…
Hi doing nothing then make a
Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come…