Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi
Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye…
Suhag raat thi k achanak
Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar…
Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena
Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena Kuch Hamari piyas…
Hyderabad hardcore humpers
like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would…
Girls ar best vehicles:
Girls ar best vehicles: Front 2 Horns. Back 2 Bumpers. Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly…
May the festival
May the festival of Navratri bring joy and prosperity in your life, Happy Navratri!
Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal Paathumma ayishumma nabeesumma kadeesumma hadeesumma hajjumma beepathumma cheriyumma mariyumma kunjumma Pinna enda…
lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu
lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum cheethathe nee…
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate, Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate. Kopal kharap hole…
HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala… R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai… HABO BHAI…
Tumi Amar Ringtone,
Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration, Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection. Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,…
MOBILE CHARGE!!
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore, Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore, Kao Kao to Sara Rat…
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela, Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto…
Tomar jonna Sokal,
Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha, Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha. Tomar jonnae sob…
Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata, Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta, A…
EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo,
EID mane Khusi,Eid mane Aanondo, EID aase volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo, EID mane vola…
Tao ki bujhte paro na tumi
tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami tumey ba ki dile amay tomar preme pagol pothik ami…
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.
Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul, Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool, Phool vabe tumari…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul, Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,…
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura
Bastota amake dayna obosor, Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor, jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e…
Ami ki Volita Pa…ri!!!
February Amar Bhai ar, February Amar Maayer, Eakusay February… Ami ki Volita Pa…ri!!!
Na jena na suna kokhono,
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon. Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron….
Ninnkkaay 10 Ummakal
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karanam oru murivu polumillathe,
lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum cheethathe nee…
Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan. Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku…
Bari Pur-Sakoon Thi Zindagi
Bari Pur-Sakoon Thi Zindagi Naya Dard Kis Ne jaga Dia Kisi BeNiaz Nigha Ne Meri…
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar. MINSTR:…
DU’A BEFORE SLEEPING
DU’A BEFORE SLEEPING “Allahumma bismika amuutu wa ahyaa”. O Allah (SWT)! With your name I…
Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
Nazar chahti hai didaar karna, dil chahta hai pyaar karna, kya batayein is dil ka…
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In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur…
Life without U is impossible,
Life without U is impossible, Ur in my breath, in my blood, Can’t stay 4…
Looking at the sky
Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in…
Chand pe agar noor na hota,
Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam…
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye Vo toh hamare…
Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi
Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na…
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon…
Ek tinka dikh to raha hai
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh…
Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle
Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabbat aapas mein dost thay. Ek raat dono…
Socha Yaad Na Karke
Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko,…
Life you have only once so enjoy
Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as…
So choose the best
If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity But if it…
Life you have only once so enjoy
Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as…
Cigrate ek lanat hai
Cigrate ek lanat hai jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai. Aao mil k…
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.
Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi.. cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi…..
Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins. Sex increases ur life by 10 min. So…
Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.
ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi, yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne…
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K…
Kitna bara hai mera
Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol…
chooss chooss chooss
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo…
App Mujhay
App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR…
woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or…
Bahut tight hai plz.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt…
Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi…
Hahahahaaaa..
Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA…
A girl sitting in examination
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal…
Shut Up”’
Shut Up”’ S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true passion 4…
MERA NAAM SMS# 1043
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota sub…
jaldi nikaalo na
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo oh no blood? oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha…
CIGARETTE!”
KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you…
Narum narum
college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye?…
i am ur colgate
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath hai wat hapen…
They won’t hear you anymore.
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much…
Let’s share the world
Let’s share the world A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The…
I believe that God above created you
I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out…
I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-DAY I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW PUT IT TOGETHER I LOVE YOU 4-EVER
You can fall from the sky,
You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best…
Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki
Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare…
Ishq kar deta hai bekrar,
Ishq kar deta hai bekrar, bhar deta hai pathar k dil mein pyaar, har aik…
LOVE ? SMS# 1016
LOVE ? L-Last period of Life O-Opening of Sorrow V-Vacancy of Death E-Emergency call from…
from dusk to dawn
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others,…
you can be sure of one thing:
When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend, you can be…
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Teacher : What is your caste ? Student : Pehle hum Singh they, Fir Rajput…
As we sail through life,
As we sail through life, dont avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS……
SHAKESPEARE said:
SHAKESPEARE said:- “It is not necessary to share everything between true friends, But it is…
“Smile & Tears”
Do u know whoz d best couple in this universe? “Smile & Tears” Rarely dey…
THAT IS LIFE!
Golden Words of Hitler: “When u r in LIGHT,Everything will follow u. BUT, When u…
George Bernard Shaw
Better keep yourself Clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see…
Keep your Fears to Yourself,
Keep your Fears to Yourself, but share your inspiration with others – Robert Louis Stevenson