SMS Jan

Free & new adult sms jokes in hindi, urdu and english

Adult SMS / text messages

  1. Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar

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  2. Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

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  3. Policman: JAIL main kese aye? SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS” AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

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  4. A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the call went to a cricket stadium He asked what is the condition He died after what he heard… “7 Are already out 3 More will be out hopefully by lunch The first one was a duck…!!!”

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  5. Every mans wish . . Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . . Kaash , Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )

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  6. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “I am Sick, not coming on work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar again sent sms 2 boss: “Now I am ok, Your Wife is really sweet

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  7. In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so She inquired with a Sardar and asked him, SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao, Sardarji replied you naughty Girl! Pehle tum Dikhao.

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  8. A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives a Baby!

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  9. Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain Police: Kaun hai woh? Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to “Kaat Denge”

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  10. kaash main tumhe dekho JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA hath or kaho MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN apna dil AB TO LE LO MERI har khushi OR MUJHE DEDO APNA har gam FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI aankhen or kahu […]

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  11. 3 Facts Of Life: Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai. Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai. Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi Khul Sakti Hai

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  12. Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People) Like NIKE (Just Do It) Like PEPSI (Ask For More) Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited) And Like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)

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  13. Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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  14. Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho «

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  15. A Teacher Ask “Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?” A Child Replies”Feet Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I’m Comin

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  16. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!!!

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  17. Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma ghus Ker Umeed hay Itni Jaga To Ap ne Banaye Ho Gi

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  18. Que. What is the definition of “burning love”? Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake

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  19. Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

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  20. SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter: sooper mama Mama: or GAND Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai. Daughter: sooper mama, hoon…kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani […]

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  21. Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

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  22. condom aur boom may kia farq hay? boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

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  23. KHABARDAR Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly […]

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  24. Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai …

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  25. Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena Kuch Hamari piyas bugha dena Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

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  26. phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

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  27. Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To App ki B.V ko agar B.V na Hoo to App k Maa Baap Ko Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to APp k Behan bahiyon ko Sardar : koi iesi policy […]

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  28. Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya. Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi. a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai ne dikha di thi

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  29. Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta Lerki : Vo Kiyoo Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi Hai

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  30. Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name. Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

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  31. Girls ar best vehicles: Front 2 Horns. Back 2 Bumpers. Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly Automatic Oil Change. Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

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  32. Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha, “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?” Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

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  33. shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha mere agy pichy ghom raha tha khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THA

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  34. News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ? Nargis : Yuhana News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!

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  35. A Short Thing It Gets Longer When U Hold It N Pass Between Women Breasts N Enters Into A Hole What Is It? 1 Min 2 Think! Car Seat Belt U Dirty Mind

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  36. My number has been changed. So plz call me onmy new number:- 15 Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…

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  37. Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame 10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name. Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

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  38. Lady: Doc Se, Mairy Boobs Bohat Chotay Hain, Kya Karon??? Doc: Aap Ko Rooz Mairy Paas Aana Hoga, May In Ko Choos Choos K Bara Kar Donga.. Lady: Ok, May Kal Say Apnay Husband Ko B Lay Kar Aaonge, Un Ke Lulli B Bohat Chote Hay

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  39. Door Gaon Main Raat Ko Jub.. Maa Baap Sotay Nahi… To… Bachay Kehtay Hain… Soo Ja Bapoo So Jaa.. Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga

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  40. Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.

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  41. Kaysa zamana a gia hay “ JAZZ “ walon nay to had he kar de, Baray baray postron maan ik larki dekhatay haan or lekhtay haan “ Lagay Raho Raat Bhar Sirf 99 Paisay maan. “

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  42. rape case wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha? larki: koi bahar ka tha wakeel: woh kaisay? larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

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  43. Dil ne kaha dost ko sms kartay hain, phir khayal aya ke dil tou pagal hai, phir socha dil agar pagal hai tou kia hoa ? Mera dost konsa normal hai….hahahaha

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  44. ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“ magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha

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  45. Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya

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  46. HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea. bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue. doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae aur sexy aawaz main boly… Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay? sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga…

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  47. new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry HASBAND: ager pata hota k itni lambi surang hai to mai is ka faida otha leta Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay

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  48. Ja “Sms” Ja Mere Piyary Dost Ke Pass Ja Ager Wo Bessy Ho To Ruk Jan Or “Ager” Free Ho To Un Ke Gand Main Ghus Jana Or Tub Tak Hillty Rehna Jub Tak Wo Mujhy Koi Acha Sa Sms Reply Na Kery

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  49. Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi. Man: Boob Dabaun.? Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period Me Hun.? Man: Don’t Say Loose Motions Hai

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  50. Eik Sardar Ki Suhag Raat Thi…Sardar Apni Bevi Kay Pechay Dalnay Laga To Wo Boli ….Na Na Sardar Jee Pechay Nahi Agay Sardar Bola Tumhain Kaisay Pata Hai Bevi Boli…Mera Boy Friend Meray Agay Dalta Tha Sardar Bola…Acha…Par Mera Boy Friend To Meray Pechay Dalta Tha…

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  51. SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby HURRY UP First Ten Will Get Twins

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  52. Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein. Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain Ham To Roze Aatay Hain…!!!

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  53. Batul Khala Ke Lote Kyon Muskura Rahe Hain Shayed Kisi Haseena Ko Motion Aarahe Hain

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  54. There Is Hot-Sex Fast-Sex Group-Sex Safe-Sex Leather-Sex Telephone-Sex nd For People With Your Face … No Sex !

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  55. Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They … Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey Yeah Lo Apnay “Doodh Ka Dhukkan“… Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey Yeah Lo Apnay “Murday Ka Kaffan“

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  56. Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou Larki Ne Poocha : Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho ? Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . . Larki : Theek Hai, Ye Lo Tissue Paper […]

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  57. Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number…. §€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø Bye ;->

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  58. like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like 1)hyderabad hardcore humpers 2)chennai super dicks 3)kolkata night fuckers 4)rajhistan pussies 5)punjab rammers 6)mumbai lesbians 7)dehli daredrillers and the all time favorates 8)banglore royal strippers

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  59. A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar Raha Hay… Boy Says: Ignore Him. Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

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  60. jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye

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  61. judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ? admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)

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