Category Archives: Adult SMS

Free & new adult sms jokes in hindi, urdu and english

Man: Kiss Karun?

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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick Kharab Hogi.
Man: Boob Dabaun.?
Gal: T-Shirt Kharab Hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period Me Hun.?
Man: Don’t Say Loose Motions Hai

Bye ;

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Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number….

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Bye ;->

unn ki nazar may humaray

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jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye

woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye

shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki

unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye

Hyderabad hardcore humpers

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like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like

1)hyderabad hardcore humpers

2)chennai super dicks

3)kolkata night fuckers

4)rajhistan pussies

5)punjab rammers

6)mumbai lesbians

7)dehli daredrillers

and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippers

First Ten Will Get Twins

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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send Your Girlfriend To Me And Win A Baby
HURRY UP
First Ten Will Get Twins

KHABARDAR

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KHABARDAR
Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar nikalian

Hot-Sex

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There Is
Hot-Sex
Fast-Sex
Group-Sex
Safe-Sex
Leather-Sex
Telephone-Sex
nd For People With Your Face …
No Sex !

condom aur boom may kia farq hay?

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condom aur boom may kia farq hay?

boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay

condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay

Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

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Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou

Larki Ne Poocha :
Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho ?

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai, Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

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Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga
Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga
Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

SOOPER Biscuits

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SOOPER Biscuits
Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama:Chest kaisi hai?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama: or GAND
Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER
Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai.
Daughter: sooper mama, hoon…kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na
karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani kaisay bano ge..

What’s the difference between

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Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology?

Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology

What is the definition of “burning love”?

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Que. What is the definition of “burning love”?

Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake

Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

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A Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall: Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar Raha Hay…
Boy Says: Ignore Him.
Girl: I Can’t… He Iz Using My Hand!!!

Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi

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Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi

Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi

Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma ghus Ker

Umeed hay Itni Jaga To Ap ne Banaye Ho Gi

Woy yaara!

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1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
!
!
!
!
Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!

A Teacher Ask

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A Teacher Ask

“Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?”

A Child Replies”Feet

Coz Every Nite I C My Mum

With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I’m Comin

Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho

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Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho
Dhup Niklay Aur Surso Pilli Na Ho
To Phir App Nay Yeh Kasay Soch Liya Kay
Neend May Ap Ki Yaad Ahay Aur Shalwar Gili Na Ho

«

And Like ME

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Sex Is Like NOKIA (Connecting People)
Like NIKE (Just Do It)
Like PEPSI (Ask For More)
Like SAMSUNG (Everyone Is Invited)
And Like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)

The Music Stops.

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Never Dance Naked
Because The Body Has Parts
That Do Not Stop Moving When
The Music Stops.

3 Facts Of Life:

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3 Facts Of Life:
Ghareeb Aur Boobs Hamesha Dabte Hai.
Musibat Aur Penis Kabhi Bhi Khade Ho Jate Hai.
Kismat Aur Bra Kabhi Bhi Khul Sakti Hai

JAB TUM KAPrE UTARO

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kaash main tumhe dekho

JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO

jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye

AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA

hath or kaho

MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN

apna dil

AB TO LE LO MERI

har khushi

OR MUJHE DEDO APNA

har gam

FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI

aankhen or kahu

DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI

mera
dil…

Dhamkiya

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Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain
Police: Kaun hai woh?
Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to
“Kaat Denge”

Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi

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Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : App Ko Nahi Mil Sakte
Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
BEhan Da Puda Hua Joo Main Nahi Le Sakta Baqi Sab ley Sakte Hai……

A girl who opens

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A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives a Baby!

In a party a lady wanted

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,

Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.

Your Wife is really sweet

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“I am Sick, not coming on work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar again sent sms 2 boss:
“Now I am ok, Your Wife is really sweet

Sania Mirza

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Every mans wish . .
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . .

Kaash ,
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )

Tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay

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phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi

chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay

humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi

A man made a call to hospital

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A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife

But the call went to a cricket stadium

He asked what is the condition

He died after what he heard…

“7 Are already out
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
The first one was a duck…!!!”

AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA

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Policman: JAIL main kese aye?

SARDAR: Aik larki interview le rahi thi,uske SEENE pe “PRESS”

AUR MENE PRESS KER DIYA.

Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.

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Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo mai ne dikha di thi

Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

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Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena

Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena

Kuch Hamari piyas bugha dena

Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena

Yar meri biwi

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

shama pe chala muqadma

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shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha THA

Girls ar best vehicles:

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Girls ar best vehicles:
Front 2 Horns.
Back 2 Bumpers.
Self Lubricant When Hot.
Monthly Automatic Oil Change.
Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth

Love Is A Gambling

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Love Is A Gambling, Don’t Play With It
Guys Get Fun, Girls Get Blame
10 Minutes Of Fun, 9 Months Of Pain
Then A Baby Comes Out Without Any Name.
Enjoy It Or Think It Before You Do It.

Beautiful delivery

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Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student:Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar

My number has been changed.

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My number has been changed.
So plz call me onmy new number:-

15

Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai…

Aik Lerka Lerki Say:

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Aik Lerka Lerki Say: May Kunvari Lerkiyoo Say Sex Nahi Kerta
Lerki : Vo Kiyoo
Lerka : Kyoon K Mujhay Khoon Kharaba Pasand Nahi Hai

wakeel larki say :

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rape case

wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?

larki: koi bahar ka tha

wakeel: woh kaisay?

larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay

Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,

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Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha,
“Maa mere pitaji kaise the?”
Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”

Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga

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Door Gaon Main

Raat Ko Jub..

Maa Baap Sotay Nahi…

To…

Bachay Kehtay Hain…

Soo Ja Bapoo

So Jaa..

Nai Tu Ek Aur Ho Gay Ga