What whish would stars make when they
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people….
The trouble with being punctual is that
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it….
Teri aankoo ki udasee mujay karti hai
teri aankoo ki udasee mujay karti hai udas, teri tanhai k ihsaas se dil tanha…
Ocean full of syllabus river questions
Ocean full of syllabus River full of questions Bucket level we study Mug level we…
What is the difference btw secretary and
what is the difference btw secretary and personal secretary…. Secretary says: Good morning sir! Personal…
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega
jahan ki gurbat me sukun nhi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kubul nhi ayega, Maklul ki fitrat…
Jaana hi hota hai ager atty kiyo
jaana hi hota hai ager atty kiyo hai log torny hi ager rishty banaty hai…
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara, Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara, Prithibi takeo…
You know i aint this tall im
You know, I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet. …
A candle may melt and itquots fire
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given…
Kiss is the key of love love
Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the…
Sunhari dhoop barsat ke bad thodi si
Sunhari Dhoop Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hasi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho…
Eid leka aati hai dher sari khusiyan
Eid leka aati hai dher sari khusiyan, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriyan, Eid…
Kuch musarrat mazeed ho jaye is bahane
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye, Is bahane se Eid ho jaye, Eid milne jo Aap…
Quotquotquotquot quot o quotquot quotquot
("")….("") ( " o " ) ("")–("") (""""")-(""""") o,,,,o ( "o" ) > """ <…
Quotquotquotquot quot o quotquot quotquot
("")….("") ( " o " ) ("")–("") (""""")-(""""") o,,,,o ( "o" ) > """ <…
If lovers are like moon and brothers
if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that…
You are equal to sixty james bond
You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420 …
Tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah
Tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa…
Tum pas aayyu muskuraye apne 32 dant
Tum pas aay…yu muskuraye… apne 32 dant aise dikhaye… Dekh kar mera dil… phoot phoot…
Wifecan u explain to me how this
Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur collar? Hubby:No, I really…
Phoolon ki malka baharoon rani wah
Phoolon ki malka baharoon ki rani WAH WAH WAH WAH Phoolon ki malka baharoon ki…
Justaju jis ki thi usko to na
Justaju jis ki thi usKo to na paya humne, Magar is bahane Dunya dekh li…
Tera zikar bhi karna chor diya
Tera Zikar Bhi Karna Chor Diya Ab Hum Ne Rona Chor Diya Jub Rona Nahin…
Flirt messages most beautiful if god would
Flirt Messages Most beautiful… If God would have created something more beautiful than you he…
When we sigh about our problem they
When we sigh about our problem, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, but when we laugh about them…
A sardar has twins he became worid
a sardar has twins. he became worid. he asked his friend "in main se 1…
Chori yun ana jana chor do
Chori Chori Yun Ana Jana Chor Do, Chupke Chupke Nazarain Milana Chor Do, Kisi Din…
Why did 18 sardars go to a
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. …
Aasuon ko bahot samjhaya ke tanhaiyon main
AASUON KO BAHOT SAMJHAYA, KE TANHAIYON MAIN AAYA KARO, MEHFIL MAIN HUMARA MAZAK MAT UDAYA…
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test…
youve got ai cardopen
_______ you’ve !’–.__.–‘! got a?_______i CARD.Open it..!???????????????? SHABRAT ?? M U B A R A…
Amp936amp923ieamp916amp934amp926 amp920amp936 i amp923amp936amp923amp915amp926amp934amp923amp936yamp928 aankain phaarr
?ΨΛI?_?eΔΦΞ??? /?:- Θ)Ψ?:-i?’?? Λ?Ψ?ΛΓ?Ξ??Φ!Λ?Ψ?$y’Π. Aankain phaarr phaarr k keya dekh rahe ho ? Jackie Chan…
If 2day is world stealing day wat
If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud U Steal frm me??? Reply is a…
A sardar doctor married lady doctorsardar was
a sardar doctor married a lady doctor,sardar was 6 feet tall ,on the wedding night…
Allah kare tm gunahon k test me
Allah kare tm Gunahon k test me bar bar fail ho,jb annual ho tumko suppli…
Dictionary iz da only place where death
dictionary iz da only place where death coms before life,success coms before work,divorse coms before…
Ampquoteveryone has a talent what is rare
"Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to…
Ampquota gifted teacher is as rare a
"A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money"…
Start every day with a smile and
Start every day with a smile and get it over with. — W.C. Fields …
Have you noticed that all the people
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born…
What the word impossible says i m
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is…
I have no doubt that this beautiful
I have no doubt that this beautiful land of yours. It has every thing that…
Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chudil
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo…
Missing you a lot on this eid
Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy…
Aaj se aamire garibi ka fasle na
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai…
Dil main umeedon ki shama jalae rakhi
dil main umeedon ki shama jalae rakhi hai humney apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai…
Aasuon ko bahot samjhaya ke tanhaiyon main
AASUON KO BAHOT SAMJHAYA, KE TANHAIYON MAIN AAYA KARO, MEHFIL MAIN HUMARA MAZAK MAT UDAYA…
Smile it will make u look better
Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it…
In school they taught me that
In school they taught me that: 1 hour = 60 min 1 min= 60sec but…
Kash aapk chehrey pe cheechuk k daag
kash aapk chehrey pe cheechuk k daag hotey… chand to aap hai hii tarey b…
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan jaan ke
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi…
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki…
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de saade kol gora rang nahi saada dil ta ohna…
Swere twadi yaad aayite miss kitta dinne
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti…
Asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi
asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi ishq barbare jaa baithe….loki yarr laban nu phide…
br br(((((( )))))) br(((( @) (@ )))) br(((((; <.
(((((( )))))) (((( @) (@ )))) (((((; <._.> ;))))) (((((( ,__ , )))))) dont be…
Very cute gorgeous genious goodlooking intellegent one
VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt…
Its been a rough dayi got up
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button…
Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…
A sardar is in a bar and
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it…
Jawaab teri shayari ka denge hum mein
jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein…. naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil…
Sms karenge hum ik duje ko bari
SMS karenge hum ik duje ko bari bari, hame lagti ha ye rasam bari pyari,…
Gf is beauty ampamp wife duty
GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY, GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL, GF…
Q what was the biggest tragedy in
Q: What was the biggest tragedy in the film sholay A: Ek to Gabbar ne…
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism kapkapatay hontlarkharati
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke…
U r my sweet sonu to kya
U r my sweet sonu, to kya krun Nachun, ok !@#$%^^&*&*(()(**&^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&&** (*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho…. …
Some friends derseve to be thrown
Some Friends Derseve To Be Thrown, Some Are Good To Be Kept, Some Are To…
Na khairiyat koi na paigaam aya hai
Na khairiyat koi na paigaam aya hai, jo chaha nahi wahi anjam aya hai, kya…
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na…
Mujhe khabar hai wohi aik baat likh
Mujhe khabar hai wohi aik baat likh doon ga Tumhare husan ko char chand likh…
Parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay
parh parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay aap nu parhiya nahi ja ja mandir maseeti…
One best book is equal to
One best book is equal to hundred good friends… BUT, One good friend is equal…
Love is like a cloud love dream
Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and…
A million words would not bring you
A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would…
Ampquotvampquot u r spcial vampquotvampquot 2
("v") u r spcial ‘v("v") 2 me ‘v’ so… no mater weder I txt u…
Ampquotvampquot dil ne v yeh kaha
("v") Dil Ne ("v") ‘v’ Yeh ‘v’ Kaha Hai Dil Se, Mohabat Hogayi Hai Tumse……
Bechra dhobi mara phir raha hai kyun
Bechra dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha…
Aur attractive bur buff cur charmin dur
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur…
Teri yaad thi tu mila nahimeri jaan
teri yaad thi tu mila nahi. meri jaan tujh say gila nahi. tere dil me…