Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do,
But Married Men Are A Lot
More Willing To Die.
A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change,
But He Doesn’t.
A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Won’t Change,
And She Does.
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