Grievous Reports Have Come To My Attention.
So Bad, In Fact, I Hesitate To Mention
That I Honestly Must Question Your Intention
And Admit, It’s Beyond My Comprehension.
So Why, My Friend, Must There Be All This Dissention
That Would Make You Break From Normal Convention?
Do You Feel That You Are Under Subjugation?
By Not Responding You Show Great Dereliction.
So What Do You Think Should Be Your Obligation?
To Clear This Matter Up Gives Me Much Anticipation.
And To Once Again Be Friends, I Have Some Expectation.
That Is Why I Come To You With So Much Exhortation.
So What Do You Have To Say As To Your Explanation?
Why From All Reason Do We Now See Abdication?
Having This Over You Has Created A Complication,
Such, That We Cannot Discuss Until There’s Resolution.
I Will Be Quiet Now And Hear Your Dissertation
On What Led You To Hold To Such A Predication.
I Will Be Seated Now, And Please No Fabrication.
As To The Facts, I Promise, There’ll Be No Publication.
That’s All You Have To Say? It Was Neither Fact Nor Fiction.
I Dare Say, I Must Voice A Stern And Fierce Objection.
I’ve Never Seen The Like In All Of God’s Creation.
At That I Bid Farewell To All This Consternation.
And You, My Friend, Have Given Me No Satisfaction