Wife in Court: YE Mujhe boht chood’ta hai mujhe is k sath nahi rehna.

Judge to husband: Tu kitni bar chood’ta hai?

Husband: Ji,Rat ko sony se pehly, aadhi rat ko, subha chai se pehly, breakfast k bad, office jane se pehly, dopehr office se aa k, lunch kr k, sham ko office se aa k, phr chai pee k, dinner se pehly aur dinner kr k.

Judge: Bhosri k itni bar chood kr tu bor nahi hota?

Husband: Ji janab, jb bor hota hon to ‘Muth’ mar leta hon.