Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q hen?
Dad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he ye?
Son: papa me to Paon ki bat kr raha tha,
Ap ki to soch he PEIN YAKON wali hai…!
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- Girl kal sapne me mujhe koi qatal
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- Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki
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- Breaking newsbazar e hussun meinaag lag gayee raat gaye
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- Mansoba bandi pe lady worker lecture de
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- Bacha maa se mom yeh pregnant kia
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- 1aadmi apne bete k liye esa robot
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- Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back
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- Ek ladki ghar aayi aur apni maa
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- Santa office se ghar aya to dekha
Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex......
- Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat
Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar......
- Teacher ne students se my best friend
Teacher ne students se ‘My best friend’ par 10 line likhne ko kaha. Thori dair......
- Choot ki choot choot paida ki
CHoot Ki Choot, CHoot Ki Choot Paida ki tu ne kitni choot Phir bhi rahi......
- Shehzada saleem hamari ammi or abaa
SHEHZADA SALEEM : ‘Hamari ammi or abaa huzoor hum se itni muhabat karte thy K......
- Tum kia jano pyaar ki had
Tum Kia Jano Pyaar Ki Had Bharway . . . . . . . Sirf......
- Pehli bar iss tarah chodo jaise doosri
Pehli bar iss tarah chodo… Jaise doosri bar kabhi milenge nahin… Doosri bar iss tarah......
- Judge kia ap wo jaga bata sakty
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- Kaash ye duniya sachi hoti to
Kaash Ye Duniya Sachi Hoti, To Apni Bhi 1 Bachi Hoti, Karta Us ko Itna......
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Bar & Bra: Both Word Hav Same Letters, Both r Drinking Zone, Both Hav Restricted......
- Bachey ki sehat k liye zaruri hai
Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki ‘MAA KA DOODH’ 0R Bachey K......
- Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k
Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k bola: Aj mera mood acha nhi Me office......
- 1 admi ghussay may apni bv say
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- Hme to apno ne lota gero me
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- Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to
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- Ly bosri ky shair sun mana
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- Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3
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- Boywhat is that u keep in ur
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- 1admi ki shadi hui us ne mithai
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- 3 sardar aids pe talkng 1st
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- Shohar 0r biwi mein talak ho gai
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Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan......
- Bhool gaye w0 bhosri k hamein
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- Call girl sex karo gay
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