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Shared by : Saquib On : January 19, 2018

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  92. Aajtak jo hum tumse keh na sakeaj

    93. AajTak jo Hum Tumse keh na sake,, Aj wazahat se Iqraar Karte hen,, Jise Tm roz dekhte ho aainey Mein,,, Us se HUM Bepanah Piyaar karte hen,,,

  93. Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jata

    94. Koi kehta hai Pyar nasha ban jata hai,Koi kehta hai Pyar saza ban jata hai,Par pyar karey koi sache dil se,To wo pyar jeeney ki waja ban jata hai

  94. Be careful when a gal tells u

    95. Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

  95. True love never lives happily ever after

    96. True love never lives happily ever after – true love has no ending.

  96. One good thing about internet dating youre

    97. One good thing about internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

  97. When your heart gets broken you

    98. When Your Heart Gets Broken, You Tend To See Cracks In Everything Else Sometimes The Two People Most Meant For Each Other Are The Last Two To Realize It

  98. The comic is the perception of opposite

    99. The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

  99. Humor has been a fashioning instrument in

    100. Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. […]

  100. Khush raho is liye nahi k app

    101. ‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k kuch log App ko khush daikna chahty hain.

  101. Mohabbat khud batati hai kahan kis ka

    102. ~,,Mohabbat Khud Batati Hai, Kahan Kis Ka Thikana Hai, Kise Aankhon Me Rakhna Hai,,, Kise Dil Me Basana Hai,,, Riha Kerna Hai Kis Ko,,, Kise Zanjeer Kerna Hai,,, Kise Dil Se Bhulana Hai,, Kise Tehreer Kerna Hai,, Mohabbat Khud Batati Hai, Kahan Kis Ka Thikana Hai..?M???E?

  102. Every man is afraid of something

    103. Every Man Is Afraid Of Something. That’s How You Know He’s In Love With You When He Is Afraid Of Losing You.

  103. Tears r better than smile because

    104. Tears R Better Than Smile Because, . U Can Smile At Everyone, . But . U’ll Cry For Only One, . Who Is Special To Ur Heart..

  104. All the love that history knows

    105. All The Love That History Knows, Is Said To Be In Every Rose. Yet All That Could Be Found In Two, Is Less Than What I Feel For You.

  105. A lovr ask god why life

    106. A Lovr Ask God ‘Why Life Is So Tough Wen We R In Luv’ God Replied ‘Just Think How Beautiful & Easy Life Is Wen U R Wid D Person U Love’

  106. Lovers sitting in a park boy tries

    107. Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

  107. Suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra

    108. Suna tha DIL samndar se bhi gehra hota hy… Hairan hon samaya nahi is me tera SIWA koi….

  108. Teri khushion par muskrane ko g chahta

    109. Teri khushion par muskrane ko g chahta hai Ho tujhe dard to ansu bhane ko g chahta hai Teri muskrahat hi itni pyari hai k Tujhe bar bar hansane ko g chahta ha

  109. Us dil se piyaar karo jo tumhe

    110. Us Dil Se Piyaar Karo Jo Tumhe Dard De,, Par Us Dil Ko Kabhi Dard Na Do Jo Tumhe Pyar Kare,, Kyun Ke Tum Duiya Ke Liye Koi 1 Ho,, Lekin Kisi 1 Ke Liye Tum Sari Duniya Ho,,

  110. U know what is ishqi tell uits

    111. U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf Rs.10/- main.Enjoy ISHQ.O ye!Babli.

  111. Gar mhbbt un s n mil

    112. Ägar ”MÖhäbbät” Un sè nä milè jö tùmhärè ‘pyärè’ hain, Tö phir, ‘Möhäbbät’ Un kö zärrör dènä jin k tùm ‘Pyärè’ho.

  112. Tanhai na paye koi mehfil ki raat

    113. Tanhai na paye koi mehfil ki raat k bad judai na paye koi kisi k sath k bad, na parhy kisi ko adat kisi ki itni k, har sans b aye kisi ki yad k bad

  113. Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho

    114. Ankhon ko intizar ki adat si ho gai. Yani khyal-e-yar ki adat si ho gai.. Aab doosra milay bhi to dil manta nahi.. Hum ko jo us k pyar ki aadat si ho gai . wo jut bhi kahay use mante hain sach . Us par to aitbar ki ahdat si ho gai..

  114. Apki dosti ka sila har hall main

    115. Apki Dosti ka sila har hall main dein gay. Koi b mange ye dil usay taal dein gay. Agar dil b kahe ap bewafa hain. Aap ki kasam ise b seene se nikal dein gay.

  115. Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do

    116. Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do muje aaj na sahi apna kal de do muje khushi do ya na do marzi tumhari. apna dukh aur dard hi da do mujhay

  116. Rishta hamara is jahan main sabse pyara

    117. Rishta hamara is jahan main sabse pyara ho, Jaise zindagi ko sanso ka sahara ho, Yaad rakhna, Humey us pal me bhi tum, Jub tum akele ho aur koi na tumhra ho.

  117. The one thing we can never get

    118. The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

  118. All beautiful things start from the heart

    119. All beautiful things start from the heart. All bad things start from the mind. Never let the mind rule ur heart. Let the heart rule ur mind.

  119. Love dil k liye dil jazbat

    120. Love: dil k liye dil: jazbat k liye jazbat: insan k liye insan: 1 khoobsorat dunya k liye wo khonbsart dunya sirf ap k liye aur ap sirf mery liye bhaia jan…

  120. Nafrat ki dhoop may barsat sy pehly

    121. Nafrat Ki Dhoop May Barsat Sy Pehly Halaat Na Thay Aisy Teri Mulakat Sy Pehly Ye Barish Ye Hawa Ye Dhanak Ye Mosam Kis Kis Sy Mohabat Thi Teri Zaat se pehly.

  121. Hum raat k sitaray hain tanhaiyon

    122. ‘Hum’ raat k ‘Sitaray’ hain, ‘Tanhaiyon’ k maray hain, ‘Tum’ hum ko ‘Thukra’ do ‘BESHAK’ magar ‘Hum’ phir bhi ‘janu’ Tumhare hain…

  122. Shajar hota t0 patoon py likh k

    123. ‘Shajar hota t0 Patoon py likh likh k naam tera, ‘Tere sheher ki janib hawaoon mein oraa deta.@

  123. Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte

    124. Apni yaadon me hum tumhe basana chahte hain, Apne pas tumhe hum bulana chahte hain, thak gaye hum tumhe yaad karte karte, Ab hum tumhe yaad Aana chahte hain….

  124. Tanhayon me bas un ko yaad karte

    125. Tanhayon me bas un ko yaad karte hain wo salamat rahen yehi faryad karte hain hum un k dedar ka intezar karte hain un ko kya pata hum un say kitna pyar karte he

  125. Utra tha chand hamare angan mein per

    126. UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN. PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA. HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE. PER KIA KARTE, CHAND HI HAMARA NA HUWA.

  126. Mana k tere shehr me hamse gareeb

    127. Mana K Tere Shehr Me HamSe Gareeb Kam Honge Agr Biki Teri Wafa To Pehle Kharidar Hm Honge tujhe khabr Na Hogi Apni kemat ki tujhe Paa Kar SabSe Ameer Ham Honge

  127. Tumhari yaad chup ke se koi

    128. Tumhari Yaad Chup Ke Se, Koi Sargoshi Karti Hai, Yeh Palkein Bheeg Jati Hain, to Aansoo Toot Girte Hain, Ham Palkon Ko Jhukate Hain, Bazahir Muskurate Hain, Faqat Itna Hi Kehte hain Mujhe Kitna Satate Ho, Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho, Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho…!

  128. Love is like the measles all worse

    129. Love is like the measles, All the worse when it comes late in life

  129. A pathaan was fucking prostitute at his

    130. a pathaan was fucking a prostitute at his very best, during fucking, pathaan asked kiu jaanu maza aa raha hay? prostitute : nahi, kuch mahsoos he nahi ho raha. pathaan ne apna catta hua hath uski phudi me daala or khub jhatkaye diye. at the end pathaan asked her proudly, kiu aisaa mazza kisi ne […]

  130. Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hainjo

    131. Hontho ki baat ye ansoo kehete hain,jo chup rete hai fir bhi behete hain Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye,ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein ghar kiye rahte hai

  131. Beautiful sentence but i luv u and

    132. Beautiful sentence BUT, I LUV U and World’s most selfish/painful sentence I LUV U, BUT..

  132. Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye

    133. Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye, Jinki yado me ye arman pighal gaye, khoza tha jinko sare jahan me, palke band ki to wo Dil me hi mil gaye

  133. kismat se

    134. *”*.*”*. * kismat * ‘*. Se .*’ ‘*.*’ .*”*.*”*. * Miltay * ‘*. Hain .*’ ‘*.*’ Fraaz Zindagi K Sbhi Rnj.o.Gham. .*”*.*”*. * Arzu Ho * ‘*. tO .*’ ‘*,.*’ .*”*.*”*. *Bichartay* ‘*.Nahin.*’ ‘*.*’dil main Rehne Waly.

  134. Arzo0 hay tumhain do0r se dekhnay ki

    135. ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa

  135. Teri hasti se zaat khushbu aaye tou

    136. Teri Hasti Se Teri Zaat Se Khushbu Aaye, Tou Jo Bolay To Teri Bat Se Khushbu Aaye, TujhKo Dekhon To Meri Aankh Mehak Si Jaye, TujhKo Sochon To Khyalaat Se Khushbu Aaye, Tou Chambeli Hay, Nargis Hay K! Raat Ki Rani, TujhKo Chuu Lon To Mere Hath Se Khushbu Aaye”…. FOR MY FRIEND ESHA…M~E..

  136. Aey waqt tou tham ja mujhe

    137. Aey Waqt Tou Tham Ja, Mujhe Yaad Kisi Ko Kerne De, Mujhe Pyar Hua Ek Sung Dil Se, Jo Koi Baat Mujhe Na Kerne De, Her Waqt Mujhe Wo Yaad Aaye, Phir Dil Se Ye Aawaz Aaye, Ye Kesi Chahat Hay Uski, Jo Jeenay De Na Marnay De..M,,E

  137. Kuch door hamare saath chalo hum dil

    138. Kuch door hamare saath chalo Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge Har baat hamari maanein ge Jo jaley na hon khudh ulfat mein Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi Ehsaas ki manzil […]

  138. Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye yado

    139. Sunsan rasto mai hum chal diye, Yado ka saman liye hum chal diye, Dil mai chupaye ishq liye hum chal diye, Ankho mai sisakti yado ke gum dabaye hum chal diye, In tapakte ashko se apne dil ki pyas bhujaye hum chal diye, Ghabraye hum, akele hue hum, apne nishano ko mita kar hum chal […]

  139. Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do

    140. Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hai, Mujhe ishq ki baaho mein so jaane do, Tadap ki aag hai judaai ki baahon mein, Mujhe aaj iss mohabbat se mil jaane do, Meri saans chalti hai tere naam […]

  140. Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai

    141. Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai, Maine apne har shair mein tera hi naam paya hai, Barso baad tujhko phir yaad aaya hoon main, Lagta hai phir koi kaam aaya hai.

  141. Boy is sitting in a hotel room

    142. Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b larke ho or me larki Boy: to? Girl: mana k tum b akelo ho or me b Boy: so what? Girl: mana k me b haseen hun or tum b jawan Boy: to? Girl: mana k hum 2no ka khoon […]

  142. lipton pesh karta hy raat

    143. *. . .Lipton pesh karta hy Raat Ki Gehrai Mein Thandi Garam Razai Mein Na Koi BOY Na Koi GIRL Apni Muthi Apna Lun Yahi To Hai Woh Apna Pan. . .* rocKING,,

  143. Yeh raha garmio ka tohfah

    144. Yeh raha garmio ka tohfah. . (-) / / / / / / / / kulfi Hai Tu lund samajha na pagal..

  144. Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat aur

    145. Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat, Aur Tatton pe khai hui laat, Hamesha yaad rehti hay, ‘A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE’~

  145. child papa heart ki kitni tangien

    146. *. .Child: Papa Heart ki kitni tangien hoti hen…? PAPA: Ek bhi nai Beta, Child: Phir ap Raat ko kyu keh rahe they Sweet Heart tangien uper uthao. . .*

  146. Child nurse se me aap k pas

    147. Child Nurse se: Me Aap k pas so jaon Nurse: So jao Child: Me Apki Naf me ungli dalon Nurse: Dal lo Nurse: aahhhhh Ye naf nahi hy Child: ye ungli B nahi hy.

  147. Omer dadi 1 minute bus

    148. Omer ! Dadi 1 minute. Omer ! Dadi 1 minute. Omer ! Dadi bus 1 minute. Aya / /t / c(,,,) ); l / ; ¡ sukoon say muth bhi nai laganay detein!

  148. Door bell baji biwi ne night dress

    149. Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k dost ne andar a kar shohar ka pocha. Biwi ne kaha, naha rahe hain. Dost: 5000 dun ga, agar apna dress utar k dikhao. Tangdast biwi ne 5000 le kar badan dikha diya. Dost: Sex karne k 6000 aur dun […]

  149. Abi ghar na jana ye bikhri

    150. “ABI GHAR NA JANA” Ye Bikhri si Zulfain, Ye Phela sa Kajal, Ye Bechain Ankhen, Ye Simta sa Anchal,

  150. Uss ki pasand khatir kiya kuch na

    151. Uss Ki Pasand Ki Khatir Kiya Kuch Na Kiya hum ny,, ‘Rahi’ Ussey Roshni Pasand Thi Hum ny KHUD ko Jala Diya,,,….. ~R.F~

  151. Mere honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par

    152. Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmon par na ja, Mere seenay main kai aur bhi gam paltey hain, Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar, Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain.

  152. Milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb wo utna

    153. milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

  153. Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte

    154. Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain

  154. Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya

    155. Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga

  155. Zabt kerta hon to her zakham laho

    156. ZABT KERTA HON TO HER ZAKHAM LAHO DETA HY, AAH KERTA HON TO ANDESHA-E-RUSWAI HY,DEKHTA HON TO HAZARON SE SHANASAI HY, SOCHTA HON TO WHI GHAM WHI TNHAI HY.

  156. Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat

    157. Log kehtey hain ke ishq itna mat karo, Ke husn sar pey sawaar ho jaaye, Hum kehtey hain ke ishq itna karo, Key patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye.

  157. Mere zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga

    158. Mere Zakhmon ki dawa kon banay ga tere baad, Hum ney apnay bhi khoey they tujhe paney ke liye..

  158. Har kisi na ko apne chahat par

    159. har kisi na kisi ko apne chahat par naaz hota hai dureyan hone ke bad bhi dil dil ke paas hota hai mana ke chahat zindagi ka ahesas hai log to jlte hai hum to sath jab taq sans men sans hai

  159. Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad

    160. Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha, Na jane kya baat thi unme, Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha…

  160. Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha

    161. SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen, Lab-o-Rukhsaar Aur Palkein, Siyah Lambi Ghanee Zulfein Sarahay Dosra Koi, Mujhay Acha Nahi Lagta, Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, Kare Jab Tazkara Koi, Kare Jab Tabsara Koi, Tumhari Zaat Ko Khoojay, Tumhari Baat Ko Soochay, Mujhay Acha Nahin Lagta, Suno Acha […]

  161. Wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon

    162. wo uktaya sa rahta hai hamari wafaon se,,, ,,,,,, MEER usay kahna hamain dikhawy ki muhabbat achi nahi lagti

  162. Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya

    163. ‘Apno ne zeher ka ‘JAAM’ de diya,, ‘Ghairon ne bewafa ka ‘NAAM’ de diya,, Jo kehte thay humey ‘BHOOL’ na jana,, Aaj ois ne hi bhool janay ka ‘Pegham’ de diya….. R..F

  163. Pakistan mushkilaat main q hai ke

    164. Pakistan Mushkilaat Main Q hai?? Q ke pakistani ke abadi 16 crore hai jis main se 4 crore retire,,, 4 crore Govt officer jokamam nahi karte,, 2 crore school main,, 2 crore 5 saal se kam umer,, 2 crore berozgar,,, aur 1,99,99,998 jail mein ,, Baqi Bachey U & Me,,, Tum mobil main busy,, ab […]

  164. Khoobain itni to nahi hai hum

    165. Khoobain Itni To Nahi hai Hum Main,, Ke Hum Aap ko Har Paal Yaad aye ge,, Par Itni Aitbaar hai humian khud pe,, Ke App Kabi Humain Bhool na Pain ge….. R.F

  165. Nafratain lakh sahi us ko meri zaat

    166. Nafratain Lakh Sahi us ko Meri Zaat se,, Mere Zikar Pay Usaka Dil Tu Dharata Hoga…. R.F

  166. Jala k tu bhi agar asra na

    167. jala k tu bhi agar asra na da to yah khoof hay k hawa phir bujha na day mujh ko main is khayaal say mur murr k dekhta hoon usay bichar k woh bhi kahin phr sada na day mujh ko is si khayal say main shab bhar so nahi sakta k khof-e-khuwab-e-guzishta jaga na […]

  167. Suno larki kisi ne such kaha tha

    168. Suno Larki, Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha, Ye, Mohabbat Mer Nahi Sakti, Magar, Adhora Such Suna Humne, Mukamal Such To Ye Hai K Mohabbat Khud Nahi Marti, Mohabbat Maar Deti Hai`M~E`

  168. Taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka

    169. taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka pota… taj mahal dekh kar bola shajahan ka pota… apna bhi bank balance hota, ager dada aashiq na hota.

  169. Yhi ni k tujhy jeetny ki khwahish

    170. yhi ni k tujhy jeetny ki khwahish hy… me try wasty khud ko b haar sakta hon

  170. Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj

    171. Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi Ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood Ruk ruk kay baar baar barstii hain aaj bhi