GAND KA SORAKH
CHOTA KARNY K
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MUJHY PATA THA
TUM
YE SMS PORA PARHO GY
MAGAR
YE TO BATAO
SORAKH BARA HUA KESY.
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- Duniya mein kisi se kabhi pyar mat
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- Tum khafa q h0 tumhe mujhse gila
Tum Khafa Q H0 Tumhe MuJhSe Gila Kya Hai Achanak BeRukhi Itni Bata0 t0 Hua......
- Safar mein apne hissay ki musafat yaad
Safar Mein Apne Hissay Ki Musafat Yaad Rehti Hay, Kahin Aabad Hone Per Bhi Hijrat......
- Chahy mujrim samjy ya koi gunahgar hamain
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- Is qdr hmri chht k imtehn n
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- Tumharekhuwabsajany me lutf aata hay k
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- Aik larka larki car mai khamoshi say
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- Ajab tamasha gar hain matti k ye
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- Kun tum se itna piyaar hai
KUN TUM SE ITNA PIYAAR HAI!!? jab bi kabi main sochta hn phr se tumhain......
- Najane teri chahath mein kya asar tha
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- Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne aankhon
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi......
- Kal uski yad puri rat ati rahi
Kal uski Yad puri Rat ati rahi, Hum jage puri Dunia soti rahi, Aasman me......
- Dur humse jaa paoge kaise humko bhool
Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise, Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise. Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein......
- Tumhari yaad ki kirnon ko aksar ankh
Tumhari yaad ki kirnon ko aksar ankh mein rakh kr, Main apni neend khota hon......
- Mian wohi hon jisay tum piyar kiya
Mian Wohi Hon Jisay Tum Piyar Kiya Kartey Theen Din Main 100 Bar Mera Naam......
- A relationship is like a rose
A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can......
- Door bell baji biwi ne night dress
Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k......
- Child nurse se me aap k pas
Child Nurse se: Me Aap k pas so jaon Nurse: So jao Child: Me Apki......
- child papa heart ki kitni tangien
*. .Child: Papa Heart ki kitni tangien hoti hen…? PAPA: Ek bhi nai Beta, Child:......
- Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat aur
Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat, Aur Tatton pe khai hui laat, Hamesha yaad rehti hay,......
- Yeh raha garmio ka tohfah
Yeh raha garmio ka tohfah. . (-) / / / / / / / /......
- lipton pesh karta hy raat
*. . .Lipton pesh karta hy Raat Ki Gehrai Mein Thandi Garam Razai Mein Na......
- Boy is sitting in a hotel room
Boy is sitting in a hotel room with a girl Girl: mana k tum b......
- Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan
Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori......
- Nikal raha tha subha tak mere honton
“Nikal Raha Tha Subha Tak Mere Honton Se Lahoo,,,, “Jana†Raat iss Qaddar Choma Tha......
- Agar apko check karna hai kay apki
agar apko check karna hai kay apki girl friend pehle se chudi huwi hai ya......
- On a shipcaptain blackmaild girl if u
ON a ship,captain blackmaild a girl ‘if u dnt sleep with me i’ll sink ship.’......
- A man was doig some push up
a man was doig some push up exercises on d beach,a sardar sees him, starts......
- Gadha sherni say darling i love u
Gadha, Sherni say: Darling, I Love u. Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy? Gadha:......
- 5 laws of girls 1love me
5 laws of Girls 1)Love me but dont touch me 2)Touch me but don kiss......
- Wen stars shine at nite in sky
Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor......
- Drmareez se tum boht kamzor ho
Dr.:Mareez se ? Tum boht kamzor ho Doodh daba k piyo. (after 1 month) DR:......
- Baba saxidas se unke ek chele ne
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven......
- Talwar k zakhm dawa se thek ho
Talwar k Zakhm Dawa Se Thek Ho Jate Hn Mgr Zuban K Zakhm Kisi Dawa......
- Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani
Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani wani mao bao lao kao zoo loo noo......
- Pathan ko sarak kinary peshab kartay daikh
Pathan ko sarak Kinary Peshab Kartay Daikh Kar Lerki rasta Badalnay lagi Pathan Bola: Guzr......
- Miss to student jumla banao rongtay
Miss to Student: Jumla banao Rongtay Kharay ho Jana… Student: Aaj Suba Jab Main Utha......
- Sexy lady in sexy voice batao mere
Sexy lady in sexy voice: “Batao mere underwear main kiya hy?†pathan: confidence se: Lastic......
- Husbnd or wife talaaq k bad
Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad.. Husband: Bacha mera hy, Wife: Wah g wah, Sari......
- Ek nawab randi k paas gyadalte hi
Ek nawab randi k paas gya.dalte hi choot gaya.Randi ada sy boli’janab ne Q zehmat......
- Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana
Agar aap apne lund ko powerful bnana chahte hain to apne penis per kale bhoondon......
- Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no
Prescribed Viagra dosages: New Girlfriend: No need. Old Girlfriend: Half tablet Mistress: One tablet Wife:......
- Jb wife pregnant ho to us ki
Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher......
- 1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo
1 larki ka mangatar mar gya wo rote hue boli: Haye… abi to kuch dekha......
- Sabzi wala madam ap ne ye note
Sabzi wala: Madam ap ne ye note brezier se nikala hy? Madm: Han Tmhyn kese......
- Pathn randi ch0dny chakly mi chla gia
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