Why can’t Banta dial 911?
He cannot find eleven on the phone…..
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How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of......
- Lady teacher make 1 sentence in vich
Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included.......
- Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon......
- One night santas girlfriend asked her darling
One night Santa’s girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight? Santa shouted & said:......
- Santa was inserting dogquots tail into pipe
Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi......
- Santa my dad was an extremely brave
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta:......
- After eating fish santa dont drink water
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start......
- Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de......
- Sardar to another sardar u knw my
Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day......
- Santa my mother in law was bitten by a
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That...