Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi….
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank......
- Santa i have swallowed a kay
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......
- Santa ek din rat ko 10 15 gulaab
Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya Jaisi Hi Biwi......
- Santa ne bus me ek ladki ko
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi......
- Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy......