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Sms Shortcuts c see c zin season c%d could c%l cool c&g chuckle and grin…

Phir chupke se yaad agaya koi, Meri aankhon ko phir rula gaya koi, Kaise uska…

Khushi Chali Gayi Jis Din Gaye Tum Hamko Chhod Ke, Hamse Bane Saare Gehre Rishton…

Zindagee Se Dartey Ho? Zindagi To Tum Bhi Ho Zindagi To Hum Bhi Hain Aadmee…

Mere Mandir Mein, Tere Masjid Mein, Inke Girje Mein, Unke Gurudware Mein, Ek Hi Malik…

Apni Aaisee Wife Ho 5’6″ Jiski Height Ho Jeans Tight‚  Ho Chehra Jiska Bright Ho…

Raftaa Raftaa Har Police Waale Ko Shaayar Kar Diya Mahafil-E-Sher-O-Sukhan Mein Bhej Kar Sarakaar Ne…

Dhup Hai Kyaa Aur Saayaa Kyaa Hai Ab Maalum Huaa Ye Sab Khel Tamaashaa Kyaa…

Jo Sath Chal Rahe The Sath Maira Chod Gaye Maira Tamaam Safar Hadson Say Jode…

Mere Toh Gum Bhi Nahi Karte Iss Maut Ki Parwaah Aye Humdum Tu Bhi Kabhi…

Tumhare Liye Saari Duniya Ka Saamna Karne ko Taiyar Tha Magar Ye Raah Itni Aasaan…

Aesa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili Jisay Chahtay-Thay Hum Ko Wo Ulfat Nahi…

Lovley As The Day Is Wonderful. To Be Alive Is A Gift. To Love Some…

Tom Ho Ya Jerry Ho Bush Ho Chahe Kerry Ho Vohee Bane Ga Haakim Jo…

Eahsas Jisne Jagaya Tha, Kya Pata Tha Bewafai Bhi Dikhaiga, Hume Woh Aziz Tha Dil…

Dil Ki Baatein Seedhe Seedhe Nahin Kah Paate Isi Liye Ghuma Fira Kar Kiya Karte…

Haaye Vi****A Kivve Chchallan Chette Aundiyan O Gallaan.. Haaye Vi****A Kivve Chchallan Chette Aundiyan O…

Sari Zindagi Yaad Kiya Abh Bhi Kar Raha Honn,Tera Naam Lekar Jeeta Raha,Tera Naam Lekar…

Hai Tere Iqtiyaar Mein Zindegi To Yeh Kam Qya Hai Mujhko Choth Dene Wale Yeh…

kabhi kabhi khab mein bhi aaya karo hamme woh apna haseen chehra dikhaya karo yeh…

Hum Ne To Aitbaar Kiya,Kya Gunaah Kiya Tum Se Hum Ne Pyar Kiya,Kya Gunaah Kiya…

Tujhko Yaad Karke Rota Hai Abb Deewana Tera Jo Na Bhool Payega Kabhi Bhi Thukrana…

Taj Mahal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Usse Bhi Bara Mahal Banaoonga, Aree Mumtaz To…

Hum Yeh Samjhe The Mohabbat Men Yeh Hota Hi Nahin Woh Bichar Jayega Hum Ne…

rang barsaat ne bhare kuch tozakhm dil ke hue hare kuch to fursat-e-bekhudi ganeemat haigardishein…

“ANJAM-E-MUHABBAT” 1) Parwana shama k roe anwr ko chumana k lea age badha aur Jal…

”GHAZAL” Najane kia hoga na mil sake agar tum. Sans to chale gi par zinda…

Meri Taraf Se Mere Clas Fellows Ki Taraf Se Mere Office Colegues Ki Taraf Se…

Nature has placed man under the government of two sovereign masters, pain and pleasure.  ~Jeremy…

Historians are gossips who tease the dead.  ~Voltaire, Scribbling BooksSH

Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass…

FAMILY Do you know what family is? Do you really understand what is behind the…

‘Joke of the year’ zardari said: ‘ Qaum ki duaon se theek hun’ 🙂

Aesa Khamoshi Ka Alam Chaya Tmhary Jany k Bad_._._._._!! K Ho kr Udas Parindy B…

Hm to saya tera ban Jain agr tu chahay , Ya Kbi b na nazar…

donya mai zinda rehne kai lia aik dost ki zaroot hote hai dost sai he…

Tuje apna muqadr bnate hen hum.. Es zindgi se ziyada tuje chahte hen hum.. .ye…

Ik Chit Karda Teri Yaad Ch Ro Ro Es Zindgi Di Raat Nu Guzaar Main…

Tarapate Hain Na Rote Hain Na Ham Fariyaad Karate Hain Sanam Kii Yaad Main Har…

aur kuchh na hoga muskurane se do pal ko tabiyat bahal jaegi tum baitho pehloo…

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. ….

Kitna Roya tha wo Us ko CALL kr k Fraz Jb Rat 3 Bajy us…

Chandi Jaisa Rang Hai Tera, Sone Jaise Baal Ek Tuhi Dhanvaan Hai Gori, Baaki Sub…

Is dunya me Bs 2 hi cheezain esi hain jin ki dunya dewani hai –…

Paas Aa zra dil ki bat bataon tujh ko. Kesy dharkta ha dil awaz sunaon…

About MAA:- Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas, Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai, Pyar…

U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u…

[0][3][2][1] [6][3][0][1] [0][0][0] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø…

Before the clock strikes 12,let me take the opportunity,to let you know that you,have grown…

(””””””)9mm /”’/&/””” / /I KILL PEOPLE ”’ FOR MONEY, (>’

shaam ki tanhayen mein kho na jana, barish ki masti mein doob na jana, milegi…

Tu Banaata Hi Nahin Gar Tujhko Yeh Hota Yakeen, Ke Zindagi Ho Jayegi Itni Sasti…

Ghum-O-Dukh Ke Yeh Ishare Tum Na Samjho Gye, Jo Din Hum Ne Tum Bin Guzare…

Jaiye Aap Kaha Jayenge Hum Bin Aap Ki Bhi Zindgi Bhi Nahi Puri Yu To…

Nind Aankhon Se Churane Wale Nind Tujhko Bhi Kahan Aati Hogi Tadapte Sirf Hum Hi…

Ye Bhiga Bhiga Mausam Bhee Sanam Behka Na Saka In Kadmo Ko Kaise Bhula Du…

Main Jab Bhii, Apni Copiyon Ke Pan.Ne Palat.Ta Hoon To Usper Apna Sa Kuchh Naa…

Wo Bheegi Zulfon Ko Unkaa Chehre Se Hataanaa Honthon Ko Daanton Ke Beech Mei Yun…

Janta Hoon Mein Kya Mera Anzam Hoga Tere Liye Hi Dewana Badnaam Hoga Toot Jayonga…

Aisa Kuch Karo Meri Zindgi Main Unka Naam Hi Na Rahe Aisa Kuch Karo Meri…

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass?.. One sentence is Enough to break a…

tari ankhon ki qasam taray hayn hum chahay jahan hon pass taray hayn hum chahtay…

too ne daikha hai kabi ghoor se chehray ko merekitny gham tere muhabbat ne chupaey…

Always Love Wife, No life without wife, Wife se pyar karo, Wife k sath wafadar…

I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive…

Even the most painstaking history is a bridge across an eternal mystery.  ~Bruce Catton, Prefaces…

Boht Mehdood Sa Ek Halqa-e-Ehbaab Hai Mera,,, Faqat Tanhaiyan,Ruswaiyan,Nadaniyan Aur Main,,

Laga k aag Seeney mein chaley ho tum kahan humdum.??? Abhi to Raakh urney mein…

koi mila he nae jic ko wafa dete hr Aik nay dhoka dia kic kic…

‘Pholon Ki Rut Hy Thandi Hwayen, ‘Ab Un Ki Mrzi Wo Ayen Na Aayen, ‘Un…

Saki mujhy b cahiyai ek jaam-e-aarzoo, Kitny lagengy daam zara aankh to mila..!!!

*’* Bastiyon Men Ik Sada E Be Sada Reh Jaegi, *’* Baam O Dar Pe…

BOY to GIRL FRIEND – Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi…

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey…

Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi…

tujhe khone ka hosla nahi mujh mai faraz mere haq mai dua kerna k tujhse…

Sochta hun ke ye doulat ye larkian ye bungle ye gariyan ye dunia bhar ke…

Aankho mein Aansu hai , phir bhi Labbo pe Muskaan hai…. kyunki jeena toh har…

Dil mein hum aik hi jazbe ko samoyen kese, Ab tujhe paa ke yeh uljhan…

Kitabon Mein Rakh Kar Sula Gaya Humko Aankh Band Kar Bhula Gaya Humko Ajeeb Musavvar…

Mujko teri awaaz se khushboo aati hai, aur khushboo me rang dekhaai dete hai, tu…

Karke Milne Ka Wada, Wo Bichad Chale Humse, Dikhake Aankh Mein Aansoon, Kitne Dhoke Kiye…

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi Aur Ammi Ney Samjhai Nahi Main Kaisay Meethi Baat…

Baite Thai Paikhanai Mein Mehkhana Samaj Kar Dibba Muh Ko Lagga Liya Paimana Samaj Kar

Dekhta Hoon Apna Aks Aaine Main Toh Kuch Dararein Bhi Dekh Pata Hoon Yeh Shayad…

Banke Lahoo Mohabbat Rag Rag Main Behti Hai. Ye Kis Ki Yaad Hai Jo Mere…

Hazaro Se Thi Mohabbat,Lakho Par Nigah Rakhte The Har Mehfil Ki Jaan,Hum Khud Ko Bana…