Sex relieves tension love causes it
Sex relieves tension – love causes it. ~Woody Allen
Nothing is more memorable than a smell
Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting,…
Cocaine is gods way of saying youre
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money. ~Robin WilliamsScreen International, 15…
Meri ye adat nahi k kisi
Meri Ye Adat Nahi K Kisi Ko Hal-E-Dil Sunao, ,,,’*”*’,,, WASI ,,Par Takleef Bi Buhat…
Tu ne jo chonk kar her jagha
Tu Ne Jo Chonk Kar Her Jagha Nigah Ki Hogi Mere Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sada…
Bacha apni ami se gol gappay wala
Bacha apni ami se: Gol Gappay wala aya hai mein Gol Gappay khaon ga Maa:…
Woh bewafaa na tha yun hi badnam
Woh Bewafaa Na Tha Yun Hi Badnam Ho Gaya ‘FARAZ’ Hazaron Chahnay Walay Thay Kis…
Mujhy bhi apni duaon mein shamil ker
Mujhy Bhi Apni Duao’n Mein Shamil Ker Lo Ae Dost Suna Hy Buzargo’n Ki Duae’n…
Haqeeqat aashna mere tujhe shayad khabar hogi
Haqeeqat Aashna Mere Tujhe Shayad Khabar Hogi, Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ne Bohat Buzdil Bana Dala,…
1 aadmi pathan ko maar raha tha
1 Aadmi PATHAN Ko Maar Raha Tha, Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?…
The code was willing it considered
The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak.
Shaam ke baad milti hai raat
Shaam ke baad milti hai raat.. Har baat mein samai hui hai teri yaad..Bahut tanha…
Teri yaadon ke bikhre tukde chunkar guzre
Teri Yaadon Ke Bikhre Tukde Chunkar Guzre Lamho Ki Tasveer Bana Loon Apni Har Khushi…
Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai aaj
Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaaiyi Hai Aaj Fir Girl Friend Se Maar Khaayi Hai Kahti…
Hazarou phoolo mai hamain ek phool bahut
Hazarou Phoolo Mai, Hamain Ek Phool Bahut Khub Laga Es Phool Ku Pane Ke Leya,…
Tu kya jane tanha tere bin meri
Tu Kya Jane Tanha Tere Bin Meri Har Raat Kati Hai. Tu Kya Jane Teri…
Dekhte hawa ho jate hain jane kab
Dekhte Dekhte Hawa Ho Jate Hain Jane Kab Bachhe Jawan Ho Jate Hain Kal Tak…
Mohabbat ke raaz hum tumhe bataayen kya
Mohabbat Ke Raaz Hum Tumhe Bataayen Kya Zakhm Hi Zakhm Hain Dil Dikhaayen Kya Dhaanptaa…
Saath rehte hue phir bhi hum alag
Saath Saath Rehte Hue Phir Bhi Hum Alag Alag Kun Hai Hoti Hai Subah Tab…
Chulo hum usko hi bhula dete hai
Chulo Hum Usko Hi Bhula Dete Hai Hum Khud Hi Khud Ko Hi Dagha Dete…
Chand sa tumhare chehre par hi lagi
Chand Sa Tumhare Chehre Par Hi Lagi Howi Thi Daag Phir Bhi Toumne Apne Darpan…
Similarity between gandhiji amp mallika dono ne
Similarity Between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono Ne Kapde Tyag Diye, Ek Ne Desh Ke Liye,…
Jab aap ek kinare par ho aur
Jab Aap Ek Kinare Par Ho, Aur Zindagi Dusre Kinare Par, Aur Fasla Itna Ho…
Sagar ki khamoshi se ye na samjho
Sagar Ki Khamoshi Se Ye Na Samjho Ke Lehron Me Rawani Nahi Jab Bhi Uthenge…
Tamaruj naam mari jubaan par che pan
Tamaruj Naam Mari Jubaan Par Che; Pan Na Bolwama Maru Swamaan Pan Che Mari Safadta…
A bird was disturbing a sardar all
A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and…
Duniya ki muhabbat se allah nahi milta
Duniya ki Muhabbat se ALLAH nahi milta.., ~ Lekin Yaad Rahe~ ALLAH ki Muhabbat se…
There are some remedies worse than the
There are some remedies worse than the disease. ~Publilius Syrus
The fireworks begin today each diploma is
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is…
Save the earth its only planet with
Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate. ~Author Unknown
To one who has been long in
To one who has been long in city pent, ‘Tis very sweet to look into…
Mohabbat kitne tanha thee asmano ma
MOHABBAT KITNE TANHA THEE’ Asmano ma Or zameen per Mohabbat kitne tanha thee Teh-e-samandar ma…
Before marrige jan tum ho to ma
Before Marrige Jan tum ho to ma hon tum nei ma nei after Marrige Aj…
Dil k zkhm lafzo me kha mlty
Dil k Zkhm Lafzo me kha Mlty Hy Dil Chahy Jsy Asy Log Kha Mlty…
Boy i love u girlhahahahaha will die
Boy: I Love u Girl:hahahahaha Boy: I Will Die 4U Girl:hahahah Boy: I Can’t Live…
Dobti nabzainveeran ankhainzakhmi jigrpaon chhalni aa
Dobti nabzain,veeran ankhain,zakhmi jigr,paon chhalni Aa k dekh tera ‘SAQI’tere ishq men kitna kamil hai
Ibtada e ramzanrehmat aur barkat ka aaya mehmannemat maghfirat
IBTADA-E-RAMZAN Rehmat aur Barkat ka aaya “MEHMAN†Nemat aur Maghfirat Ka mile ga “INAAM†Kar…
Bht maza a raha hai molana mufti
Bht maza a raha hai, Molana, Mufti sahiban or sab log chand ko dhoond rahe…
Yehi aarzu hay meri ilteja hai
Yehi aarzu hay meri….. Yehi ilteja hai yarooo………..! ‘Jidhar KESC walay milen chappal utar k…
Tora kuch is ada sey taluq us
tora kuch is ada sey taluq us na Tora Dost ka sari umar hum apna…
Mafhom e hadees namaz k baad parhay
Mafhom e Hadees: Namaz k baad parhay janay walay chand kalaymaat ayse hain jin ka…
Sstill mmad aalways rresponsible tteasing
s:’still’ m:’mad’ a:’always’ r:’responsible’ t:’teasing’
Har shaks sacha dost talaash krta hai
har shaks sacha dost talaash krta hai lekan khud sacha dost banane ki kushish nai…
In badalon ka mere yaar se bohat
In Badalon Ka Mere Yaar Se Bohat Milta Julta Mizaaj Hai, Kabhi Toot Kar Baras…
na puch apni taraf phr s
*’* Na Puch Apni Taraf Phr S Lautne Ka Amal, K Men Pahar Tha, Simta…
Allah rab ul izat farmaty hn ay banday
Allah Rab-Ul-Izat Farmaty Hn Ay Banday, 1-Muj Se Kal Ka Rizq Na Mang Jis Tarah…
We were making the future he said
We were making the future, he said, and hardly any of us troubled to think…
Jahil ko hum aalam e quran nahi
Jahil Ko Hum Aalam e Quran Nahi Kehtay Ghasib Ko Deen Ka Sultan Nahi Kehtay…
Dor ho kr b meray kareeb ho
dor ho kr b meray Kareeb ho, meray dil se pocho kitne aziz ho, Apni…
Har terha k jazbat ka aelaan hain
har terha k jazbat ka aelaan hain ankhen shabnam kabhi shola kabhi tufan hain ankhen…
Tasa wur main jab woh atey hein
Tasa Wur Main Jab Woh Atey Hein Aik Dard Naya Dey Jatey Hein Kuch Bhooli…
Stage pe act ki reharsal chal rahi
Stage Pe Act Ki Reharsal Chal Rahi Thi Hero City Ka Tha Heroine Gao Ki…
Judai shabd humari main sehkar nahi hota
Judai Shabd, Humari Judai Main Sehkar Nahi Hota Ek Bhi Pal Aisa Nahi, Jab Tu…
Mykash nahi main pita hu bhulane ko
Mykash Nahi Main Pita Hu Bhulane Ko Khud Hi Ko Khawahish Hai Is Dil Ki…
Dard e dil chhupate rahe gum se
Dard E Dil Chhupate Rahe, Gum Se Rishta Nibhate Rahe. Dil Par Likha Hai Jo…
Sochate hain ek ase ghazal keh doon
Sochate Hain Ek Ase Ghazal Keh Doon Jis Main Tum Ho Tumharee Baat Ho Tumhara…
Touta phir khawab mera ankh nam hai
Touta Phir Khawab Mera Ankh Phir Nam Hai Muskura Raha Hoo Lakin Ab Dil Main…
Mudaat ke baad kyun mein tumein yaad
Mudaat Ke Baad Kyun Mein Tumein Yaad Agayee Chitee Teri Kiya Ayee Ghataah Gum Kie…
Tum ko fursat ho merii jaan to
Tum Ko Fursat Ho Merii Jaan To Idhar Dekh To Lo Chaar Aankhein Na Karo,…
Every evening i turn my worries over
Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He’s going to be up all…
What you dont realize as a kid
What you don’t realize as a kid is that if your parents are always going…
Says the rude child 34no i wont
Says the rude child: "No, I won’t do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I…
Stifling an urge to dance is bad
Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health ? it rusts your spirit…
Ghum e zindagi ghum e bandagi ghum e alwida ghum e do jahan
Ghum-e-Zindagi ,Ghum-e-Bandagi ,Ghum-e-Alwida, Ghum-e Do ‘Jahan’ Meri Har Nazar Teri Muntazir Teri Har Nazar Mera…
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain wife
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag…
ye abu turab ka hai
*. . .Ye abu turab ka hai mekada Yahan pene aate hen Aulia Yahan Saki…
Ye dil kisi sy mohbat karta q
*~Ye Dil Kisi Sy Mohbat Karta Q Hy? Karta Hy To Tarapta Q Hy? Wo…
Choose any one number dekhte hein
Choose any one number dekhte hein easi kiya khuahish hy jis k pore hone ka…
Hosala jene ka krte hain mgr hota
Hosala jene ka krte hain mgr hota nahi zindagi ka safar kyun mukhtasar hota nahi…
Ae jhoot k fatwon ki dukan kholnay
Ae Jhoot K Fatwon Ki Dukan Kholnay Walay Farman e Peyambar (S.A.W.W) Ko Na Is…
Mastaanaa piye jaa yuun hii paimaanaa
mastaanaa piye jaa yuu.N hii mastaanaa piye jaa paimaanaa to kyaa chiiz hai maiKhaanaa piye…
Ek pathan apni girlfriend ko raat ke
ek pathan apni girlfriend ko raat ke time ghar le gaya parde set kiye khirki…
Rahat indori aankh pyaasii hai koii
Rahat Indori aaNkh pyaasii hai koii manzar de is jaziire ko bhii samandar de apanaa…
Kitna kaha tha usse ki daaman samet
Kitna kaha tha usse ki daaman samet le…. Ab woh bhi mere saath pareshaniyon mein…
A woman was created from a mans
A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam). Not from his feet 2 be walked…
Hello hello mera lelo kya salam
Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol…
Umidon ke sahaare log manjil tak pahuch
Umidon Ke Sahaare Log Manjil Tak Pahuch Jaayaa Karte Hain Himmat Ka Dum Bharne Wale…
Aye circuit jara band baaje wale ko
Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko…
Are aap to khamkha pareshan hote hai
Are Aap To Khamkha Pareshan Hote Hai Aashiko Ke Aise Hi Girebaan Hote Hai Diwaro…
Is raat ko kitna naaz hai khud
Is Raat Ko Kitna Naaz Hai Khud Par Uske Paas Uska Chand To Hai, Hamara…
Kabhi ho jati thi ankhe nam fir
Kabhi Kabhi Ho Jati Thi Ankhe Nam Fir Bhi Hota Nahi Tha Pyar Kam Kaha…
Yeh dard e dil hai dard e zehn maayuusi hai gharoun
Yeh Dard-E-Dil Hai, Dard-E-Zehn Hai, Maayuusi Hai! Gharoun Ko Torhney Ki Saazisheyn Jawaan Hain Ab!…
There was a sibling who might have
There Was A Sibling Who Might Have Preceded Me Into The World; I Say -Ë—he-‘…
Jab bhee honthon pe gum e yaar ka fasana
Jab Bhee Honthon Pe Gum-E-Yaar Ka Fasana Aaya Mujhko Bhee Yaad Wo Guzara Hua Zamana…
Chaman mein jang jaaree hai hamain kahnaa
Chaman Mein Jang Jaaree Hai: Hamain Kahnaa Hai, ‘Kuch’ Tum Sey! Jigar Tak Bey-Qaraaree Hai:…
Yaa mere zahan se yaadon ke diye
Yaa Mere Zahan Se Yaado.N Ke Diye Gul Kar Do Mere Ehasaas Kii Duniyaa Ko…
Yeh mera dil hai koi titanic ship
Yeh Mera Dil Hai Koi Titanic Ship Nahi Is Mein Ek Ki Jagaa Hai Hazaaron…