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Kende ne Butt koja howe te mar diyo Sheikh sakhi howe te mar diyo Rana…

Ek Sardar Ki Dead Body MiLi Police Ne Jab us K Frnd Se Pocha Ye…

Boy: I L U Girl: Can you please spell it out just makes it more…

Without a single thought, two hands collide and the world finally makes sense again.  ~Kayla…

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character,…

TARI YAADO SY GARM RAKHTA HO…!! MAI ‘DECEMBER’ KI SARD RATO’N KO…!!

mil he jaye ge wafa anjan ajnabi shaher ka shaher bewafa tu nahi

Tan_e_Tanha Hi Guzari Hain Andheri Ratain Hum Ny Ghabra K Pukara Na Kbi Taroon Ko

Pathan In Computer Exam Examiner ‘What is Microsoft Excel?’ Pathan: ‘It is a new brand…

Math teacher to sardar. how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally ?…

Tere birth day per (“DUAA”) Kabi wo subha na aaye jo tujhy raas na ho,…

‘Propose karne ka naya tariqa:-) . Boy: Mujhe aapke signature chahye. . Girl: Kahan pe?…

Police Afsar PATHAN se: Tumhari maadri zuban kaun si hai..? PATHAN: Koi nahi. Police Afsar:…

NASWAR DAL K JEO ANP ne khyber pakhtonkhwah ke manzori k baad mutalba kiya hy…

Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi…

Hanju Saadi Taqdeer Asin Hanjuan Vich Rul Jaana Asin Umraan Tak Tuhanu Yaad Rakhna Par…

Somewhere in india. Father:’Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua…

Teri Nazron Say Ojhal Ho Jaen gay Hum, ‘Door Fizaon Mein Kahin Kho Jaen gay…

Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se…

Tum Agar Yaad Rakho Gey to Inayat Hogi, Warna ham ko Kahan Tum se Shikayat…

Patient: Mje bemari ha na khaoon to bhok lagti hai Na soun to neend ati…

Science proved it: ¤Sijda karnay say nigha taiz, demag taqat war, aur Chera haséen hota…

JO ANKHOAN KE ISHARE KO SAMAJHTEY HAIN, WO HONTHO KE KHULNE KA INTEZAAR NHI KIYA…

aankho se armamn jiya karte hai, sansose insan jiya karte hai, jab jab tumhari palak…

Ik Khawahish-E-Dil Thi Meri Yaaro, Ke Muhabbaton Pe Ik Kitaab Likhta, Kuch Likhta Logon Ke…

Tod Na Saka Main Aansuon Se Nata, Gamon Se Mera Kuch Vasta Hi Aisa Hai,…

Doston Is Jamane Ko Kya Hogya Jisko Chaha Wahi Bewafa Hogya Aap Gairon Se Najre…

Pyaar Mujhse‚  Kiya Tumney To Kya Paaogi Mere Haalat Ki Andhi Mein Bikar Jaogi Ranjh…

Mohabbat Naam Hai Mera, Agar Chaho Ge Tum Mujh Ko, Tumahari Sans Se Pehle, Tumhari…

Hamko Bhi Yaro Ishq Ho Gaya Dekhte Hi Unko Dil Kho Gaya Dub Gaye Unki…

Katil To Samne Khada Tha Mager Jane Kyun Ungliyan Utha Na Sake

Yaadon Ke Zeher Ko Ragon Mein Utar Jaane De, Us Shakhs Ka Is Dil Se…

Duniya Ko Thukaraaker Saath Diya Humney Aapka Socha Thaa Aapka Pyaar Hume Zindagi Ka Maayna…

Pyaar Kahoon, Junoon Kahoon- Kya Hain Woh, Hain Sabhi Kuchh Woh Sab Kahin; Chhaakar Mujhpar…

Barish Mosam Hai Roh Ki Fizaon Mein Ghumzadah Huwaein Hain Besabab Udaasi Hain Ais Ajeeb…

Dard Hii Mere Dil Ka Thikaana Rahe Aur Khushioon Mein Ana-Jana Rahe Us Gum Mein…

Jo Chaahe Hum Woh Ho Jaaye.. Yeh Ho Nahi Sakta.. Jo Maange Hum Woh Mil…

Duniya Lakh Sitam Kare Lekin Tumhare Sitam Me Kuch Aur Hi Jadu Hai Aur Hum…

Jeene Ke Liye Is Duniya Mein Humdum Ki Zarurat Hoti Hai, Pyaar Ke Sholon Ko…

Allah Ke Nam Pe Koi Ek Biwi De De Doosre Ki Nahi To Apni Hi…

Dil Ka Sukun Raato Ka Na Chain Lute Khuda Kare Jaise Ke Main Hu Tadpi…

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan, Chithi charai…

Wo ruthte rahe, hum mnate rahe, Unki rahon me palken bichate rahe, Unho ne kabi…

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but…

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. …

All mothers are working mothers.  ~Author Unknown

Adhuri Baatein Jo Kar Gye Ho Merey He Dil Mei Utar Gye Ho Kis Ki…

mere gosha-e-fiker mein, meri jaan se bhi aziz ter, aisa bhi aik shakhs hai, jo…

””’DOSTI KA BANDHAN”” YA DOSTI KA BANDHAN BI KITNA AJEEB HOTA HY…. AGHAR MIL JAYE…

Tip 1 -Just like u, ur boss has needs and concerns. To persuade him to…

Ap kitny b Dukh men Q na hon, Koi nhi Dekhta. Ap jitna b ro…

When Imam Ali was asked about Faith in Religion, he replied that the structure of…

Soft=Mirasi Pop=Mirasi Ghazal=Mirasi Rythmic=Mirasi Noisy=Mirasi Jazz=Mirasi. In short ye kaam he mirasion ka hay. Hahahahaha…

WADEY – KRTEY HAIN OR KAR K BDAL JATEY HAIN JESA MOSAM HO USI TARZ…

Zindgi lehar thi aap sahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apke kabil hue, Na bhulenge…

Hello Kia Haal Hai? Kia Ho Raha Hai? Aap Kahan Rehte Ho? Kitne Rooms Hain?…

Birth Day Keck P Jalti Hoi Shamaon K Bujha Dene S, Kb Bujhen Ge Ye…

*’* Raton Ko So Na Paaon Ab Itna B Zulm Na Kar, *’* ALI *’*…

log kehte hain k raat ko so kr skon milta hai OR! wo wqt hm…

Qadam qadam pe mile ik nai khushi tum ko, Andheri rah mein mil jaye roshni…

/ () || ,-””-, [ ] ,,””””,, |:::: ::::::::::::::::: Durod MUSTAFA JAN-E- REHMAT Pe Lakhon…

Gulshan Mein Bahar Jaisay Lot Aayi Hai Abhi Mukhtar (R.A) Ne Khabar Kuch Aesi Sunayi…

Shama Dhal Gayi Shama dhal gayi,sitare chale gaye Gairoan se kya gila jab apne chale…

Ae Zindagi Dekh, Kya Se Kya Mai Ho Gyaa Hai Aftab Uruj Par, Aur Mai…

Khoon Apna Tum Yun Jala Kar Baitho, Khatra-E Lahoo Ko Aansu Se Baha Kar Baitho,…

Daag Dabbe Chod Kar Acha Hi Dekhna Jaante Hai Hum Bhi Aaene Mein Chehra Dekhna…

Mere Tute Dil Ko Jorne Na Sahi Bikherne Ko Aaja Mere Jakhmoon Ko Sahlane Na…

Main Aksar Schta Hoon Wo Jo Mera Sa Dard Hain Tumhaara Dard Kyun Nahee Ban…

Gham Ka Koi Fasaana Na Ho Dukh Ka Koi Baadal Na Ho Pyaar Ki Baarish…

Pesh-E-Dil-E-Naashad Kyaa Karunga Tujhko Bewafa Waakif Hain Hum Teri Jakhm-E-Inaayat Se Aaj Tak Waise To…

Raat Ko Chand Taron Se Batein Mut Kia Karo Pholon Ko Daikh Kar Mut Chonka…

I Give To You My Whole Heart Until Now, It Is Only Pieces I Have…

Chupana Chahti Thee Magar Ye Raz Khula Mera Dil Tera Hai Lamhoon Main Khuab Khula

You Are My Little Angel, Every Single Day, When It’s Raining, You Are My Sunshine…

Mushkil Baat Hai, Samjhaye Koii Dil Mai Raaz Hon To Bataaye Koii Aise Andheroo Mai…

Husn Ki Baat Karte Hai,Ishq Ki Baat Karte Hai! Kyo Tasavvur Mein Hur Gadi,Basar Hayat…

1st sardar: 0ye agar neend na aye to kya kia jae? 2nd sardar: Neend ka…

The Best Line I’ve Ever Come Across- "The Heart Is The Only Broken Instrument That…

Shab Bhar Nahi Sotay Hain Teri Yaad Mein Aksar, Betab Se Rehtay Hain Teri Yaad…

Dua ko hath uthain tou dil larazta hai k par na jaye khud apni nazar…

We re not too close in distance. We re not too near in miles. But…

Oft in the tranquil hour of night, When stars illume the sky, I gaze upon…

Care not what they say about the color of your skin let the brilliant light…

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now…

Yeh kya kr diya tu ny, mujhi ko fash kr diya. Ek mai he to…

Siskiyon Ki Taal Per Hain Aarzoo’ien Mehv-E-Raqs Kis Qadr Hy Soz Meri Zindagi K Saaz…

Parinde, Qafas Maangte Hain Ab, Kyun Ke, Aazaad Fizaoon Mein, Un Ke Aman Ko, Khatra…

*._.*._.* Baaz aa taghaaful se werna ehl-e-dil aksar______!! *._.*._.* jis ko bhool jaaty hain us…