What is the height of telling a lie?
What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala…
When you breathe, you respire!
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah…
Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate…
jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo…
Ek ladka old man ko cycle
Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai. Old man ladke ko…
Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein
Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee…
KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to…
Now read it without the word cat.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an…
… THE ZOO …
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY…
Some things are left undone,
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed,…
Remember the good times we had spent together,
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy…
Knowing a person like u
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if…
I am in casualty now,
I am in casualty now, don’t say I didn’t tell you. After 5 minutes, I…
Some things can be left undon
Some things can be left undon, some words can be left unsaid, some feelings can…
You are so away,
You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our…
we have never been this close before
Now this year, we have never been this close before.The time we shared these past…
We cannot be together,
We cannot be together, But we’ll never be apart, For no matter what life brings…
just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u
no demands and no expectations. just sinzerity and trust! dear i m missing u
LIFE is a LIE when F is missing.
LIFE is a LIE when F is missing. ‘F’ is nothing but your friendship. Hope…
IF a butterfly come close to u”
IF a butterfly come close to u” If a perfumed rose touches ur face” If…
When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I…
Wanted wife
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste…
History Teacher
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I…
“Call for backup.”
A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to…
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they…
sms ki udhari!!!!!!
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte…
Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Some sardar are genius. like this one. Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise…
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess…
Sardar : SMS# 1323
A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:…
Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro.
Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro….
A Couple havin sex
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on…
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case…
Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he…
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Santa To Banta: oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:…
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya…
Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai? Banta…
Banta: O G paise wapas
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar…
Taxi driver to Santa
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati….
Santa Suffering From Constipation,
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein…
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri ma
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti…
Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
Aaj halki halki baarish hay, aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay, Aaj phool bhi…
I’m normal, U’r pagal.
Promise me we R true friends: I’m lamp, U’r light. I’m coke, U’r Sprite. I’m…
My life is with a friend like U!!
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it &…
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.
Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad…
Jab barish hoti hai,
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate…
Happy Rainy Day
Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar, Sawan ki rain,…
May the Divine Light
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good…
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, Diwalichya…
Have a Nice Day!
U’ve !’–.___.–‘! got a i________i CARD. Open it… §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§« § H A P P Y…
Deepak ka prakash har pal
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de, bas yahi shubhkamna…
shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,…
HAPPY DIWALI
Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,sukh sampati mile aapko apar,Deepawali kisubhkamnain kare sweekar….
Dear ones lives.
May This Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and…
Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se…
Na juban se, Na nigahin se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greetings se,…
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche…
Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya
Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise…
Teacher Girl Se….
Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy…
Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay…
Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They … Husband: Bra…
Admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)
judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath…
KHABARDAR SMS# 1289
KHABARDAR Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain…
Tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi…
wakeel larki say :
rape case wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha? larki:…
unn ki nazar may humaray
jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye…
Magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha
ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta…
condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
condom aur boom may kia farq hay? boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya…
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
HakeeM na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea. bohat mushkil…
Maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!
News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ? Nargis…
Wife? to kiya wo tum nahi thay
new marrige cuple train se jate hoe surng se guzry HASBAND: ager pata hota k…
shama pe chala muqadma
shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon…
My number has been changed.
My number has been changed. So plz call me onmy new number:- 15 Agar maira…
Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya. Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b…
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga
Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein…
SOOPER Biscuits
SOOPER Biscuits Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho? Daughter: sooper mama Mama:Chest kaisi hai? Daughter:…
What’s the difference between
Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his…
What is the definition of “burning love”?
Que. What is the definition of “burning love”? Ans. It’s when at night you reach…
Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi
Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye…