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[ Haar Gaye ] UsS neY P0cha! Rabt-e-Baham Ki Koi So0rat maiNe Kaha Tum Phone…

Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup…

What a fact…!!! She needs a man with a future, He needs a woman with…

Boy: I Love you..? ! Girl: Hahahahaha =p Boy: I Won’t Live without you..? =(…

‎” Angry Moment – – – – – – – – when U are sleeping…

[ EiD’s SpEciaL ] Is Eid Par . . . Woh Mere Saath Nahin ….

Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da wah wah Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai…

Ye yaad nahi kab pyar huwabas yaad raha humen pyar tera, jab pyar huwa sab…

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sirBoss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri…

I M Sorry Of Being So Emotional I M Sorry Of Being So Possessive I…

FACEBOOK PAPER Q1 . Define add as friend ? Q2 . What does status means…

I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing..66 years!” I said….

*NOTICE* Kahan ho? Itne dino se SMS ki class se absnt ho? Agr aaj MSGS…

Girl: Kon Ho Tum Boy: Hasrat Tumhari Girl: Takte Ho Kia Boy: Surat Tumhari Girl:…

Flope love…… Boy: Tu Sohni tera Roop Sohna, Pr Tu Sohni Nai kva Sakdi, Sohni…

Parwrdigar.! Main Badkirdar Hoon, Khatakar Hoon, Lekin Tery Karam ka Talabgar Hoon, Teri Bakhshish ka…

We pronounce 21 as twenty one 31 as thirty one 41 as forty one 51…

Jb meri koi call na aye, jb koi sms na aye, jb koi missed call…

Find The 1 That Makes Ur Heart Smile There r Moments In Life When U…

Everything is “Pre-Written” But, with Prayers it can be “Re-Written”… ;->…

Vada to kar lete hai Nibhana Bhul Jate Hai Laga k Aag Seene Me Bujhana…

Hello evry1 n whts up i hve txt u 2 ask tht plz tel me…

My sms are just like ‘RAIN’….1 day it will increase,…1 day it will decrease,…but…NEVER DIES…..!…

Kya tm gareeb ho? YES or NO? Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo……

Suno jana! Palat aana! K koi yaad karta he, Tumhe awaz deta he, Tumhe khush…

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad! …

One Nite A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car There Was Complete Silence…

SWEET LINES:-) Gharib admi roti k lie dorta hai, Ameer roti Hazam krne k lye….

“HAZRAT ALI R.A” Farmate hyn… Jo Ruswaai Aur Badnaami se Lazzat Haasil Kary, Wo Shaks…

Bruce Lee’s Favorites Vegtabl=Mu-Lee Festivl=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Quwa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animl=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee HaHahaha…

Shohr bV sE: “HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA! . ….

If you were not using your smile,you are like a man with Million dollars in…

Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coca-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?…

yeh barish khoobsoorat haiek arsay baadmeri rooh mainsairaab honay ki tamanna jaag uthi haimagar badal…

Mousam tha bayqerrar tumhein soochatay rahaykul raat bar bar tumhein soochtay rahaybaarish hooee tu lug…

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga. Papa : Kyu Beta? Boy : Aaj…

Barish thi hum thy aur ghani ho rahe the sham, Tm ne liya tha kanpty…

T R U T H Women never have anything to wear..” Don’t question the racks…

The Worst Thing About Censorship Is [ Deleted By Censorship Bureau ]…

Chand sanso per tumhe NaaZ kyo kar hai SIRAJ Odkar Maut ki Chadar tumhe Sona…

waht is gull form of Darry Milk. D- Darling A- Always I- I R- Remember…

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar…

Missed Call Abi Tum Na Mujy

Dil hi to hay diwana ho gaiatumhay dekha tumhara ho gaia phir kisi ko na…

Kesy hain? Halaat Waqiat Mashiyat Urdu English Or Islamiyat Aap k shehar k wo Rastay…

Keh Do Meri Nmaz Meri QurBani Mera Jeena OR Mrna ALLAH Hi K Leay Hy…

H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2…

The taste of oranges, The walk in Frost, The Golden sunlight, The charm of autumn…

Sugar iS Sugar, SaLT Is SaLt, God Made YOU DUMBO, Not MY FauLt. …

Wo dekho! Ammi. Abbu. Bhaiya. Baji. Jaldi AaO. Amazing…! Us Gher Mein Light Hai ;->/…

“ILM” Shjr Hy OR “AML” Uska Phal Jis K Pas Dono Hon Wo Ameer 1-Ho…

BANK: AL-HABIB CHEQUE NO. 6548158 Monday DATE: 06-10-08 RS. …….. Meri taraf se blank cheque…

apne kia sochakay sms nahi aya ga……. socha ya dost aapko sms nahi karay gaap…

Most of us Miss Out Life’s Big Prizes. Nobel Oscar Grammys. But we are All…

Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho….

Itni Shidat Se To Barsaat Be Kam Kam Barsay Jis Traha Ankh Teri Yaad Main…

Kaisi Beeti Raat Kissi Se Mat Kehna Sapnon Wali Baat Kissi Se Mat Kehna Kaisay…

Aye Mallik.e.Arz O Samawat" Aye khaliq kainat hamain hamaysha mahfooze farma" Bairoze Gari Say, Tangdasti…

ACHA BATAO? RAATON KO UTHATA HAI -:->> NEND URATA HAI Bura bhala kehne ko DIL…

Why does adnan sami sing gila gila gila??? think? think? think? bcoz no huggies pampers…

Jab HAZOOR (S.A.W) ki wafaat ka waqat qareeb aya tu APP (S.A.W) ne Hazrat IZRAEEL…

Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always…

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What’s"QURAN" "Allah ki kitab" Jo poori dunya ki sardar "Kitab ko Laane Walay"JIBRAIL"(A.S) jo"Farishton" kay…

Garibo K Liye DJUICE Kanjuso K Liye Warid Buzurgo K Liye Ptcl Lafango K Liye…

PIA slogan, A warm experience and motherly treatment! Warm: Coz AC doesn?t work. Motherly: Coz…

Suno gor se PEPSI walo Buri nazar na 7up pe dalo Chahe jitni COKE pilalo…

?-@?"?"?@?- ??( ?-? )?? ?(#)MisU(#)? ??(#) (#)?? ?-@?"?"?@?- ??( ?-? )?? (#)This Much(#) ??(#) (#)??…

I?m a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend I ll…

A Kiss is a : Noun:It is common & proper. Pronoun:?She? stands for it. Verb:It…

Ji kia ha? Kia chahiya? Message parhana chahtay ho? Gadhay yai message hi to hai???…

Cheel Uri.. Kaw_wa Ura.. Maina Uri.. Gadha Ura.. Ooopppps Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne…

LAUGHTER ? ! Can Be Satisfying Than Honor ? More Precious Than Money ? More…

?JHOOM RE? Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..! Pol?CemAn…

Baitul khala (WASHROOM) Jino aur shetano ki rehne ki jaga he tm me se koi…

Surah Fatiha Allah K Gazub Se Bachaati He, Surah Yaseen Qayaamat K Din Piyaas Se,…

James Bond once met a dog in a jungle and said: ?i am Bond, JAMES…

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tuo Neachay Dekho… * * * * * * *…

.*"""*. .*"""*. * * * EID * " MUBARAK " * * " " *…

na jane kioun un rahoon py hum beith jaty hain.jin rahoon py us ny aana…

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur…

Hathi ne shair k ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dya U know why? ….

Koi hai jo. ap se pyar karta hai ap ka khayal rakhta hai ap ko…

S?n?? ?shq d?i w?ch b?? h??l n? k?r, S??d? z??t d? z?r? khy??l t?i k?r,?k…

_______ You’ve !’–.__.– ‘! got a ?________i * CARD * Open it..! *:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*: *:HAPPY BIRTHDAY*:…

TUM Sache Pyare Imandar Samajdar Aqalmand Shareef Logo se door rehna warna wo bi "Biggar"…

Ek KANJOOS K Ghar ko AAG lag gai, Wo apne GHAR ko BACHA Na saka,…

4-Farishtay 1-Admi ko Janat me Saza de rahe the, kisi ne pocha q mar rahe…