One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Related SMS:
- Wanted wife
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste......
- They congregate at the local pub each
They Congregate At The Local Pub Each And Every Saturday Night Break In Routine From......
- he went to punjab and made a local call.
Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so......
- A sign at our local petrol pump
A Sign At Our Local Petrol pump … ‘Plz … Don’t Smoke Here … Your......
- Aoa hassan bahi mera aj local
A.O.A HASSAN BAHI MERA AJ LOCAL THA ‘GUJRANWALA’ TA:100 DA:195...
- Teri boothi local bus vargi mera ticket
Teri boothi local bus vargi, mera ticket katuan nu jee karda. Teri taur ni sohniye......
- A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de......
- Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain wife
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag......
- Always love wife no life without wife
Always Love Wife, No life without wife, Wife se pyar karo, Wife k sath wafadar......
- Wife to husband wife aaj mere tan
Wife to husband. Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein aag laga do. Husband ne patrol......
- I wanted to tell you
I wanted to tell you But I didn’t want to rush. It happened so fast......
- You said you never wanted to
You said you never wanted to see me hurt. Did you close your eyes then......
- On this day i wanted to wish
On this day I wanted to wish u I wanted to talk to u I......
- Just wanted to let u know
JuSt wAntEd tO LeT U kNoW tHAt tHe cHoIcE oF “BLESSINGS” FoR ThE BeSt oF......
- All i ever wanted is to be
All I Ever Wanted Is To Be In Your Heart Allways To Be Together And......
- You wanted to do just as the
You Wanted To Do Just As The Recipe Said Is The ‘Cup’ Same As A......
- You wanted me to go with although
You Wanted Me To Go With You Although You Knew Perfectly Well The Bus, Where......
- A boy wanted to know the age
A boy wanted to know the age of his girlfriend so he asked Boy: dear......
- I just wanted you to know how
i just wanted you to know how very much I care, and that you are......
- Ive always wanted to be somebody but
I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Adolf Hitler...
- If god had wanted me otherwise he
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise. ~Johann von Goethe...
- I have never met anyone who wanted
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support. ......
- Hi i just wanted to give you
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead......
- Theres this movie i wanted to see
There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by......
- Sorry yar i wanted to greet
Sorry Yar I Wanted To Greet U Good Morning But Walked Too Slow So Good......
- All i ever wanted was some1 to
All i ever wanted was some1 to care for me. all i ever wanted was......
- A boy liked girl but wanted to
A Boy Liked A Girl But Wanted To Make Her Jealous, Then One Day Things......
- All i ever wanted was for love
All I Ever Wanted Was For Love To Take Me To A Place On A......
- Just wanted you to know my thoughts
Just Wanted You To Know My Thoughts Are Oft On You Just Something About You......
- Ur all i wanted in life without
Ur All I Wanted In Life Without U I Cant Cope, Coz In This Crazy......
- Poetry came when we wanted it to
Poetry Came When We Wanted It To Paint Beautiful Images Trying To Keep Away From......
- You were that one person i wanted
You Were That One Person I Wanted To Love To Have Our Fingers Intertwined To......
- I wanted to love you but was
I Wanted To Love You But I Was Just Too Scared Haunted By The Past......
- I cant pull away even if wanted
I Cant Pull Away Even If I Wanted To Try Your Perfect In Every Way......
- I wanted him to know and realise
I Wanted Him To Know And Realise But He Never Saw Loneliness In My Eyes......
- Hi all just wanted to share this
Hi all, Just wanted to share this thought with you all…. Kehte hai, kuch log......
- From the moment i saw u wanted
From the moment I saw u I wanted to be inside u I love ur......
- I wanted to put something incredibly
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you......
- I wanted to send you all
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too......
- I love you all wanted was some
I Love You All I wanted was some one to care 4 me All I......
- Sms wanted 1 bar jo maine msg
¤SMS WANTED¤ 1 bar jo maine msg bhejna shuro kar diye to us k bad......
- Sms wanted 1 bar jo maine msg
(SMS-WANTED) 1 bar jo maine msg bhejna shuro kar diye to us k bad to......
- Once a sardar was looking at wanted
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha......
- If god wanted us to be brave
If God wanted us to be brave, why did He give us legs? ~Marvin KitmanBTSG...
- If god wanted us to vote he
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay LenoBTSG...
- If god wanted us to vote he
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay LenoBTSG...
- When i was a young man wanted
When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world. I found it......
- All my life ive wanted just once
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train......
- There are things i have wanted so
There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have......
- I wanted to have a career in
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had......
- I always wanted to be peter pan
I always wanted to be Peter Pan, the boy who never grows up. I can’t......
- In a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted to go to Toilet so She inquired with a......
- All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who’d......
- All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who’d......
- All i wanted was sumone 2 care
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d......
- Once sardar wanted to know the time
Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called......
- All i wanted was sumone 2 care
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who"d......
- Santas qoute i have often wanted
Santa’s Qoute “I have often wanted to drown my troubles… but I have not been......
- Last night i wanted to send u
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was:......
- I just wanted to show this rose
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!…...
- Yesterday i was clever so wanted
“Yesterday i was clever, so i wanted to change the world. Today i am wise,......
- Last night i wanted to send u
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was:......
- I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on your......
- You wanted to light up the candles
You Wanted To Light Up The Candles And Switch Off The Lights Warm Yellowish Light......
- I wanted you to feel how felt
I Wanted You To Feel How I Felt I Wanted You To See What I......
- Wen i wanted a single glance of
Wen I Wanted A Single Glance Of Your Eye-‘ You Were Not There For Me-Â…......
- A black and while picture i wanted
A Black And While Picture I Wanted To Fill With Color Blue Is The Sky......
- The person i wanted to be friends
The Person I Wanted To Be Friends Forveer Is Now Like A Stranger To Me......
- You8217ll be the one i loved wanted
You’ll Be The One I Loved, You’ll Be The One I Wanted. You Came Like......
- All i wanted was sum1 2 care
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who’d......
- All i wanted was sum1 2 care
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who’d......
- My fren wanted a boat more than
My fren wanted a boat more than anything. His wyf refused, but he bought one......
- I wanted to change the world but
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one......
- A guy wanted to invite dancer
A Guy Wanted To Invite Dancer Nargis Owais Qadri Naat Khwan N Sharukh Khan ……To......
- Bakra eid pecia wanted agr 1
BaKrA eid $pEcIa£ (Wanted) ‘Agr 1 baar me gosht bhej dun To dobara mangne mat......
- I wanted to burn the louvre id
I wanted to burn the Louvre. I’d do the Elgin Marbles with a sledgehammer and......
- I wanted a perfect ending now ive
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t......
- Wanted a needle swift enough to sew
Wanted: a needle swift enough to sew this poem into a blanket. ~Charles Simic...
- God wanted 2make a person full of
God wanted 2make a person full of love He made MOTHER 🙂 A person full......
- God wanted to make a human full
GOD Wanted To Make A Human Full Of Love So He Made A “Mother” A......
- A couple wanted katnacircumcisionof their sonbut they
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed......
- God wanted to make a human full
GOD Wanted To Make A Human Full Of Love So He Made A ‘Mother’ A......
- Bakra eid special wanted agar ek
Bakra Eid Special (Wanted) ‘Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do TU Dobara Mangne Mat......
- The small white flower wanted all water
The Small White Flower Wanted All The Water, In The Flower Pot, And The Tall......
- Dreams of desire forbidden things we wanted
Dreams Of Desire: Forbidden Things, We Wanted To, But Never Did. Desires We Carefully Hid,......
- Wife i will die husband i also wife why
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni......
- Love is life life wife wife knife
LoVe Is LiFe ,LiFe Is WiFe ,wIfE Is kNiFe , & kNiFe iS ThE eNd......
- WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar. MINSTR:......
- Wife one who is sorry she did
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again…....
- Man 2 her fat wife do u
Man 2 Her Fat Wife: ‘Do U Wana Lose 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat In......
- Wife to doc doc i think my
Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.I talk to him......
- If the wife of any one you
If the wife of any one of you asks permission (to go to the mosque)......
- Ecg if u go out with wife
ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend......
- Ecg if u go out with wife
ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend......
- Wife mai is ghr ma aik pal
Wife: ‘Mai is ghr ma aik pal b nai rhu gi mai ja rahi hon.’......
- Wife so what do you have for
Wife: So What Do You Have For Me Today . . . ? Husband: ?......
- A man without a wife is like
A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. ~African ProverbQNFQ...
- apni wife se!!!
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain......
- Your Wife is really sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “I am Sick, not coming on work” Boss SMS......
- wife(Husband).
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me......
- Wife: There is an earthquake ,
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do......
- Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with......
- i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.
i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife. my love throughout......
- Man: Sir, my wife is missing
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye......
- Wife i will die husband also why
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2......
- Man asks wife what would you
Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ? Wife Says-......
- What iz similarity between sun amp wife
What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE . . . . . YE HE k......
- Every wife is a mistress of her
Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ of her husband . . . . ‘MISS’ for one......
- Man 1 i notice dat ur wife
Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves......
- Wife darling when was the last
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us … ?......
- Wife wherever we keep d money
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To......
- Wife is a knife y she
wife is a knife……………… y she is a knife…………… bcz she cuts the evil in......
- Wife kyu ji jab b me aapke
WIFE-Kyu Ji, Jab B Me Aapke Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete Ho?......
- Man i want a divorce my wife
Man: I want a divorce. My wife has not spoken to me in six months.......
- An intelligent wife is one who
”An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband......
- Wife what is 10 years with me
Wife: What is 10 years with me? Husband: A second. Wife: What is $1000 for......
- Marriage tip if wife wants to
Marriage Tip: If Wife Wants To Get Husband’s Attention, Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable. If......
- Always listen to ur wife because she
Always listen to ur wife because she always gives you a Sound Advice: . .......
- Wife i saw in my dream
Wife : i saw in my dream tat u were buying a diamond ring 4......
- A old man calling his wife
A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola......
- Husband you know wife our son got
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he......
- Wife 2 sardar oo ji car ki
Wife 2 sardar: oo ji car ki speed itni kyun barha di? Sardar bola: oo......
- Wife 1 more word frm u and
Wife: ?1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place.? .......
- A wife hit her husband with a
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan. Husband:What was THAT for? Wife:I found......
- Wife wherell u take me on our
Wife: where’ll u take me on our 10th aniversary? Hsband: We’ll go 2 African jungle......
- Asian man will have a wife and
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more.......
- Man tumhari wife gum hui hy tou
Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya ?ardar: Q K......
- A old man calling his wife
A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola......
- My wife keeps askin why i keep
My Wife Keeps Askin Why I Keep Condoms In My Pocket, When I Go Fishing.......
- Wife i will die husband i also
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni......
- Sardar1 y did u buy ur wife
sardar1: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday? I......
- Keep one photo of ur wife in
Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension,......
- 3 rooms hen 1st me wife
3 Rooms Hen 1st Me Wife & Husband Hen 2nd Me 1 Aadmi Hai, Jis......
- Wife im going to london do u
wife; im going to london do u want any gift? Husband: A British Girl.. wife:ok…......
- Wife i will die husband also why
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2......
- Hello pepole i need a wife
hello pepole i need a wife pls help me...
- Every man desperately needs a wife
Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes......
- Wife kal jo bekari aya tha
Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband : kyu ?......
- wife kal jo bekari
*. . .Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband :......
- wife ki dua ya allah
*’* WIFE KI DUA *’* Ya ALLAH Pak Mery Hasband Ko Buht Sari Daulat De,......
- M my lovely wife i is i
M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is......
- Wife what is so interesting in me
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!...
- Husband 2 wife did u have
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent......
- What is the difference between wife
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali......
- Jb wife pregnant ho to us ki
Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher......
- Wife aaj tum udaas kyo ho
Wife- aaj tum udaas kyo ho? husbend- aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho......
- Husband wife se ye kya
Husband Wife Se : Ye Kya Begam Tum Ek Ur Suit Le Ayee? =O Abhi......
- Agr admi wife ki bat man le
Agr admi wife ki bat man le to: Maa: odi gal tay enj manda ae......
- A man to his friend my wife
A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But......
- 1 admi ki wife mar gai
1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye?......
- Every wife is a mistress for her
Every Wife is a ‘Mistress’ for her Husband. ‘Miss’ for one hour & ‘Stress’ for......
- Wife kyu ji jab b me aapke
WIFE- Kyu Ji, Jab B Me Aapke Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete......
- If you have 1 wife she fights
If you have 1 wife, She fights with you ! If you have 2 wives,......
- My wife says i never listen to
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she......
- When a man steals your wife there
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him......
- Never strike your wife even with
Never strike your wife – even with a flower. ~Hindu Proverb...
- My wife is a sex object every
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ~Les......
- Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di….?? Sardar ji:......
- Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it�s easier to......
- Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to
Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:zaror tm......
- Wife tum ne kabhi socha hai k
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To......
- A couple were arguing wife you
A couple were arguing. Wife: You dont like anybody in my family. Husband: Not true,......
- Wife i have changed my mind
!Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work......
- Wife says to husbandwhat is the difference
Wife says to husband.What is the difference b/w love & ishque.Husband says love means what......
- Wife to husband dear this
Wife To Husband : , Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command,......
- Hus amp wife talaaq k baad
Hus & wife Talaaq k baad Hus:Bacha mera hay Wife:Waah Jee Waah..! Bartan mera Doodh......
- Thought going to paris wid wife is
Thought Going To PARIS Wid WIFE Is Just Like . …. Going To 5star Hotel......
- Wife what65533s on your mind
Wife: What�s On Your Mind ? What R U Thinking Now? Husband: Stop Eating My......
- Difference between friend wife u
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend”......
- Wife beggar who came yesterday is very
Wife- Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad Husband- Y ? Wife- I Gave Him......
- Husband to wife aaj tumne
Husband To Wife : Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar jaisa…….! Wife:......
- Wife ab ki bar tume phir
wife : ab ki bar tume phir job na mili toh main meake chali jaaon......
- Wife kya kar rahe ho man makkhiya
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3......
- Judge why did u shoot ur wife
JUDGE: ?WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER? MAN: Your Honour,......
- Love is life wife amp the end
Love Is Life Life Is Wife & Wife Is The End Of Life...
- Man sir my wife is missing postmasterbhai
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain......
- Husband sitting near to his wife n
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of......
- Difference between friend wife u
Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friendâ€......
- Difference between friend wife you
Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’......
- Difference between friend wife you
Difference Between Friend & Wife You can Tell Your Friend ‘You are my Best Friend’......
- Man sir my wife is missing postmaster
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster: bhai ye post office hai, police station me......
- From her death bed the wife called
From her death bed the wife called her husband.. WIFE: One month after I die,......
- A sardar his wife filed an
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will......
- Sardar his wife buy coffee in
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says… Drink quickly…… Wife asks......
- Once a husband and wife were preparing
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she......
- Husband and wife are like 2 tyres
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle......
- Wife ki dua ya allah mere
Wife Ki Dua Ya Allah, Mere husband ko boht sari dolat de shohrt de, sukon......
- wife i am pregnant pathan
*. .WIFE: I am pregnant. Pathan: Per kasay? Me to 3 sal JAIL main tha!......
- Husband ek kiss le lu wife no
Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de......
- Wife ki dua ya allah pak mere
‘Wife Ki dua’ Ya Allah pak mere husband ko buhat sari dolat de shohrat de......
- If the wife sins husband is not
If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent. Italian proverb...
- pathan to wife in romantic
*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife:......
- Joke wife i think our daughter is
*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you......
- Research se sabit hua hai k wife
Research se sabit hua hai k. ‘Wife se Pyar bhari batain karne se Tention door......
- Husbnd aaj kya pakaogi wife jo ap
Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi? Wife: jo ap kahen … Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife:......
- Wife husband say aji sontay ho
Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi......
- Wife is like a tv girlfriend mobile
Wife is like a TV Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV......
- Hsbnd apni wife se kia tum
Hsbnd Apni Wife Se: Kia Tum Kahin Ja Rahi Ho ? Wife_Haan Khudkushi Karne Ja......
- A coward is a hero with wife
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. ~Marvin Kitman...
- If you havent seen your wife smile
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her......