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Shared by : Saquib On : April 30, 2015

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don’t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He’ll Never Touch!

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    95. Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her …Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling” The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: “Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

  95. A man meets a frnd aftr long

    96. A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing. “Wen did u start wearing Earing?” Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->…

  96. Shohr maalum hota he k daraaz me

    97. Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.? Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->…

  97. 1 aurat ne akhbar me prha k

    98. 1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na? Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga ! …

  98. 1st friend my wife converted me to

    99. 1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell….

  99. Chintu papa whats the difference between mothers

    100. Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect your HEART, And Wife’s Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)…

  100. If columbus had been married he would

    101. If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz – 1-Where are u going ? 2-With whom ? 3-To discover what ? 4-Can I come ? 5-When are you coming back ? 6-Can’t you work from home?, 7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well? 8-What will you bring for me? 9-Do […]

  101. Million copies of a new book sold

    102. MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)”:-P…

  102. Jub mai bhudi aur badsurat ho jow

    103. JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI MuJh Se KaRo Ga? BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->…

  103. Wife suno ji is haftey hum roz

    104. Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge. Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge. Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge. Wife: Kyo? Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :)…

  104. Modern definition of wife someone wholl

    105. Modern Definition of ”WIFE” someone who’ll stand by you though all the troubles which you wouldn’t have had if you had stayed single…….

  105. Shohar begumtum ne aj ka akhbar parhaaj

    106. Shohar: Begum!Tum ne aj ka akhbar parha?aj tak hmaray mulak ka nazam na sudhar saka,kuch bhi nahi badla,koi jagah aisi nahi?jahan baaizat admi sakoOn sE beth sakay,ab mujhay hi kuch krna ho ga.ek muhab-e-watan shehri hoNay k natay mera bhi farz bnta hai k main bhi mulk k RULES drust kroon, Wife:pehlay apni halat to […]

  106. Man was complaining 2 a frnd id

    107. Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd I’d It All Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its All Gone Frnd: Wht Hapend? Man: My Wife Found Out :)…

  107. A fact about women they can see

    108. A fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car…..

  108. Aghwaa baraye taawan ki ek khabr parh

    109. Aghwaa Baraye Ta’awan Ki Ek Khabr Parh Kr … Biwi Ne Shohar Se Pocha – “Agr Koi Mjhe Aghwa Tou Tum Ktna Ta’awan Doge …?” Shohar- “Ta’awan Ya Inaam …” ;->…

  109. The secret for a successful marriage

    110. The Secret for a Successful Marriage Is: “The Work-Shop…!!” . . . . . The Husband Works & The Wife Shops.. =D ;)…

  110. Man asks wife what would you

    111. Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ? Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave You Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won $10 , Here’s $5 Now Get Lost … =P =D …

  111. I met a man who had been

    112. I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing..66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?” “Well, It’s like this…The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.” I responded, “Does that really work?” “Oh, yes” he said proudly…”66 years, and […]

  112. Shohr bv se hata lo apne

    113. Shohr bV sE: “HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA! . . . Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr DuNgA!!!”:- …

  113. Long ago men who sacrificed their love

    114. Long ago Men who sacrificed their Love & youth their parents their identity their laughter n happiness were called SAINTS But. . . . Now they r called HUSBANDS…

  114. Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun

    115. Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�

  115. Dosti Karo College wali se,

    116. Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, ��..aur maar khao ger wali se

  116. Wife i will die husband i also wife why

    117. Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta …

  117. Wife called her husband honeywhere

    118. Wife called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,where are you? Husband : I’m at the bank. Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband : Sorry, I meant I was . . . . at the “bank” of a river. […]

  118. Husbnd kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha

    119. Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? No Ans. Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans. Then Again He Asks, Wife: Nahi Kaha. Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D…

  119. 1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya

    120. 1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya. Handsome Lamba Qad Gora rang Gaal pe dimple Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho? Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota hy Aurat: jo gaya so gaya jo aaye wo […]

  120. Man 2 psychiatrist aisa kya kiya

    121. Man 2 psychiatrist: Aisa kya kiya jaye k hum mard har tarah se apni biwio se khush rahe? Psychiatrist kaan me bola: khamoshi se tv-cables kaat di jaye;->…

  121. Onelinerz when i met my

    122. Onelinerz: + When I Met My Wife I Knew She Was ‘Miss Right.!’ I Didnt Know That Her First Name Was ‘Always’ :)…

  122. Wife do you want dinner husband

    123. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. …

  123. Wife sirf mere liye he paan kyon

    124. Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho? Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo… . . . . . Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)…

  124. Man to barber cut my hair short

    125. Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short. . Barber: How short You would like to? . . . . Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them…

  125. Difference between poetry lecture any

    126. Difference between POETRY & LECTURE Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said by wife is “Lecture”…

  126. Man 1 i notice dat ur wife

    127. Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->…

  127. Darling SMS# 88

    128. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, […]

  128. Aik dolatmand admi shadeed bimaar tha jab

    129. Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia, His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay, Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro. Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m??N Chund Lamhoon Ka Mehmaan HoON. Wife:NAHI, , ,! Nahi, , ,!!! Tum Aj […]

  129. Wife what is so interesting in me

    130. Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

  130. Every man desperately needs a wife

    131. Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God or Government.

  131. Hasband tum shadi say pehly aur baad

    132. Hasband: Tum shadi say pehly aur baad kisa feel karti ho Wife: Koi Faraq nahi, Hasband: Ye kisa ho sakta hai Wife: Nokia 5510 k sath…….

  132. Bv apne shohar tareef kb krti hy

    133. “B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy” 1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye “Kia Matlab” Admi ne Pocha Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye.

  133. How woman calls their husband in first

    134. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

  134. Shadi k pehly din husbnd mobile me

    135. Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My sweet wife lkha tha . 1 mahene bad My wife 1 sal bad Home 2 sal bad Hitler 4 sal bad . . . Wrong no.

  135. Wife tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho

    136. Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai, . . . Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. 🙂

  136. Apne sashur ka dulaara hum hain apni

    137. APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUM HAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUM HAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

  137. Husband sir meri wife gumm ho gayi

    138. Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.

  138. Husband or wife ghomane gayeraste me gadha

    139. husband or wife ghomane gaye.raste me gadha ghaskha raha tha, wife boli;,wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai salam karo, husband bola salam susar g

  139. Husband suhag raat ko me shadi se

    140. Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon BV sharmate hue: Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

  140. Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola

    141. Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’ Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli, ‘Aap Kia Samjhy k Mein Apse Pyar Nahi Karti.

  141. Whats the difference between a male lawyer

    142. What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The JUDGE

  142. Aik bivi bohat naik thishohar ko paas

    143. Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai. Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai. Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir […]

  143. Wife aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti

    144. Wife: Aapko meri Khoobsurati zayada Achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi??? Husband: Mujhe to tumhari ye Mazaaq ki Aadat bohot Achi lagti hay. .* r O c K I N G…..

  144. wife kal jo bekari

    145. *. . .Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband : kyu ? Wife : mene usa kal khana dya aur aaj usne mjha aik kitab girft kr di Husbnd : kon c ? Wife : khana pakana ki. . .*:-D r O c K I N G….. . . . […]

  145. 1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi us

    146. 1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Us ki saas apne betey se boli k mein jharoo don gi to tum bolna k ammi rehne dein mein de deta hon. Is tarah isko sharm æy gi.. Jab saas jhaaro dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hon. Us pe dulhan boli keh is mein larne […]

  146. wife janu ek puppy do

    147. *. . .Wife: Janu Ek Puppy do na. Pathan: Uff Farmaish Dekho…. Ghar mein khane ko Paise nahi hain aur is ko Kuttay ka Bacha chahiye. . .* rOcKINGSsS, , , ,

  147. Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k

    148. Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or kya? Husbnd: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pe .

  148. Husband roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho

    149. Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak mein iron hota h Husbnd: to kya gand se Mughal Steel k sariye nikalwane hai

  149. Wife to husband stop looking at girls

    150. Wife to husband: ‘Stop looking at girls, u r married now.’Husb: ‘Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i’m on diet, i can’t even look at the menu.

  150. Wifewo samne jo admi drink ker raha

    151. Wife:Wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hay, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pi raha hay! Husband:Wow! itni lambi celebration!

  151. Man to doctor every night my wife

    152. Man To Doctor- Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone Who Proposes Her. Doctor-Relax & Calm Down & Now Tell Which Bar ?? …

  152. A ouple drove for everal miles not

    153. A ?ouple Drove For ?everal Miles, Not ?aying A Word As They Passed A ?arnyard Θf Mules & Donkeys, Wife; Relatives Θf Ψours .! Husband: Yep, My In-Laws?! …

  153. Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye

    154. Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!! …

  154. Sunnys teacher sent a note home to

    155. Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. The Mother wrote back the next day, If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father….

  155. A small argument betwn couple turns violent

    156. A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent. Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out. Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse! …

  156. Aik ghar se har waqt hasne ki

    157. Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi. Aik Sahab us Ghar gae ta k itni khushgwar zindagi ka raz malom kar saken. Shohar nay bataya k, ?Meri Biwi larti hai to mujhay jootay say marti hai. Joota LAG jai to woh hansti hai aur NA LAGAY to main hansta hoon!?…

  157. Faqir bibi ji ap k pas kisi

    158. Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai. Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya….

  158. Husband ab tum hi is ghr

    159. Husband : Ab tum hi is ghr ko jannat bana sakti ho … . . Wife ( khush hotay huey ) Wo kaise ?? Husband : Maayke ja k….

  159. A old man calling his wife

    160. A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho. Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne naam try kar raha hon….

  160. Wifetum ny kahbi socha hai k meri

    161. Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?? Husband:?Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta? …

  161. A recently fired stock trader said

    162. A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”

  162. Biwi 1 din apny naabina shoher sykash

    163. Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dekhty,., HUSB;Ager tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly tume mere liye chorty…

  163. Husbandaaj weekend hai main relax hona chahta

    164. Husband: Aaj Weekend hai main Relax Hona Chahta Hon Es Liay 3Ticket Laya hon Movie k Wife: 3 Q Hum to 2 Hn Husband:1 TumharaorBaqi 2Tumhare Ami Abu ki.

  164. Husband asks do you know the meaning

    165. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

  165. Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian

    166. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

  166. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi mein bolta

    167. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai

  167. Husband to a newly wed wife i

    168. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  168. Man sir my wife is missing postmasterbhai

    169. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

  169. Admi doston ki mehfil se raat late

    170. admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

  170. Husband shall v try a different psitin 2nite

    171. HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite? WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I?ll Lie ?N Da S?FA & Watch Da T.V?;)…