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Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de dunga Wife- No Beta so raha tha, bola- meri lelo, cycle la dena…:
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Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi Me Bolta or w0 Sunti thi Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani w0 Bolti or Me Sunta tha Ab w0 Mri BV hy Hm 2no Bolte hn Pura MOHALA snta hy.:-)
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1 sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye? Aik Biwi jo pyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha khana banaye, Aik Biwi jo uski khidmat kre. Aur ye 3no Biwiyan Mil Jul kr Rahen;-)
1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy. 2sri aurt, Phir tum kia karogi..? 1st, Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon
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Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain 1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll.. 2nd Us Ki Girlfiend ..Barbie Doll .. 3rdi Us Ki Biwi ..Panadol …wo B extra
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Sadqaa denay say har balaa tul jaati hai . . . . . . . . . . . siwaye us kay jo aap kay nikaah mein aa gai ho…..
Wife: Aaj koi aesi baat kaho jis sy dil khush bhi hojaye or jal bhi jaye? Husband: tumhari sb frnd’z me sb se accha kiss krny ka style tmhara hai 🙂 🙂
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag rahi huna. Husband (Mazaq Men): Haan Wife: Hain ! Moti lag rhi hu? Husband: Nae Nae Wife: Batao na moti lag rahi hu? Husband: Nahiii Wife: batao? Husband: Haan !! Wife: Koi nae.
1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya. Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya. Handsome Lamba qad Gora rang Gaal pe dimple. Parosan: jhoot q bol rahi ho? Tumhara husband to kala,chote qad ka or mota ha. Aurat: jo gaya so gaya, jo aye wo […]
Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey kalmuhi jab sochegi bura hi sochegi, ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche aagya ho.,.,.,.,
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration …
Wife hints to husband for a new car saying, “Dear, buy me something that goes 0 to 80 in 3 seconds when I’m on it” Husband giftd her A Weighin Machine! ;)…
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei . tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi […]
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna) Zara jo door jaty ho, Tab ehsas hota hai k baqi kuch nhi rehta Mere jevan k angan main Meri khushion k daman main Tere bin kuch nhi rahta Udasi Chahee rahti hai Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain Din Sadion se lagte hain In […]
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon… Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin Ja Rahy Hyn Kia…? =P =D…
A man inserted an ‘add’ in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."…
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first …
Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas…..
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her …Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: “Hello Darling” The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: “Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing. “Wen did u start wearing Earing?” Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->…
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.? Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->…
1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na? Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga ! …
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell….
Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect your HEART, And Wife’s Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)…
If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz – 1-Where are u going ? 2-With whom ? 3-To discover what ? 4-Can I come ? 5-When are you coming back ? 6-Can’t you work from home?, 7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well? 8-What will you bring for me? 9-Do […]
MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR IN TITLE i.e. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)”:-P…
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI MuJh Se KaRo Ga? BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->…
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge. Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge. Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge. Wife: Kyo? Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :)…
Modern Definition of ”WIFE” someone who’ll stand by you though all the troubles which you wouldn’t have had if you had stayed single…….
Shohar: Begum!Tum ne aj ka akhbar parha?aj tak hmaray mulak ka nazam na sudhar saka,kuch bhi nahi badla,koi jagah aisi nahi?jahan baaizat admi sakoOn sE beth sakay,ab mujhay hi kuch krna ho ga.ek muhab-e-watan shehri hoNay k natay mera bhi farz bnta hai k main bhi mulk k RULES drust kroon, Wife:pehlay apni halat to […]
Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd I’d It All Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its All Gone Frnd: Wht Hapend? Man: My Wife Found Out :)…
A fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car…..
Aghwaa Baraye Ta’awan Ki Ek Khabr Parh Kr … Biwi Ne Shohar Se Pocha – “Agr Koi Mjhe Aghwa Tou Tum Ktna Ta’awan Doge …?” Shohar- “Ta’awan Ya Inaam …” ;->…
The Secret for a Successful Marriage Is: “The Work-Shop…!!” . . . . . The Husband Works & The Wife Shops.. =D ;)…
Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ? Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave You Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won $10 , Here’s $5 Now Get Lost … =P =D …
I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing..66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?” “Well, It’s like this…The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.” I responded, “Does that really work?” “Oh, yes” he said proudly…”66 years, and […]
Shohr bV sE: “HaTa lO ApNe ChEhRe Se Ye ZuLfeE JaAn e TaMaNnA! . . . Ab AgAr KhAaNaY Me BaAl AyA To GaNjA Kr DuNgA!!!”:- …
Long ago Men who sacrificed their Love & youth their parents their identity their laughter n happiness were called SAINTS But. . . . Now they r called HUSBANDS…
Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�
Dosti Karo College wali se, Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, ��..aur maar khao ger wali se
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta …
Wife called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,where are you? Husband : I’m at the bank. Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband : Sorry, I meant I was . . . . at the “bank” of a river. […]
Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? No Ans. Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans. Then Again He Asks, Wife: Nahi Kaha. Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D…
1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya. Handsome Lamba Qad Gora rang Gaal pe dimple Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho? Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota hy Aurat: jo gaya so gaya jo aaye wo […]
Man 2 psychiatrist: Aisa kya kiya jaye k hum mard har tarah se apni biwio se khush rahe? Psychiatrist kaan me bola: khamoshi se tv-cables kaat di jaye;->…
Onelinerz: + When I Met My Wife I Knew She Was ‘Miss Right.!’ I Didnt Know That Her First Name Was ‘Always’ :)…
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. …
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho? Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo… . . . . . Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. :-)…
Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short. . Barber: How short You would like to? . . . . Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them…
Difference between POETRY & LECTURE Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said by wife is “Lecture”…
Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves Cooking Many Varieties Man 2- No! Actualy Our Telefone Connection Is In The Kitchen ;->…
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, […]
Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz Ne Jawab De Dia, His wife Said:Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay, Khuda K Liay Abhi Na Maro. Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia:BEGUM Mat Ro,SABR Kro,AB m??N Chund Lamhoon Ka Mehmaan HoON. Wife:NAHI, , ,! Nahi, , ,!!! Tum Aj […]
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Every man desperately needs a wife… . . Bcas everyday and every minutes, somthing goes wrong. . . For which he cant blame God or Government.
Hasband: Tum shadi say pehly aur baad kisa feel karti ho Wife: Koi Faraq nahi, Hasband: Ye kisa ho sakta hai Wife: Nokia 5510 k sath…….
“B.v Apne Shohar Tareef Kb Krti Hy†1 Admi Ne Apne Dost Se Pocha Dost: Jb Shohar Chorh Jaye “Kia Matlab†Admi ne Pocha Dost: Mtlb Ye k Bht Kch Chorh Jaye.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My sweet wife lkha tha . 1 mahene bad My wife 1 sal bad Home 2 sal bad Hitler 4 sal bad . . . Wrong no.
Wife: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Husband: Shahjahan Jitna. Wife: Mere Marne k Baad TAJ MEHAL Banaoge? Husband: Maine to Loan Bhi Le Liya Hai, . . . Dair to Tum Kar Rahi Ho. 🙂
APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUM HAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUM HAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai. Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao. Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.
husband or wife ghomane gaye.raste me gadha ghaskha raha tha, wife boli;,wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai salam karo, husband bola salam susar g
Husband Suhag raat ko: Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon BV sharmate hue: Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.
Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’ Biwi Shohr Ko 2 Thaper Mar k Boli, ‘Aap Kia Samjhy k Mein Apse Pyar Nahi Karti.
What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The JUDGE
Aik bivi bohat naik thi,shohar ko paas na aney deti k gunah hai. Shohar ne molvi ko masla btaya. Molvi ne kaha, usay kaho paas aney se aik Kafir maarnay ka sawab hota hai. Shohar ne aisa kaha, aur bivi maan gai. Bohat mazza aya. Kuch deir baad bivi boli, ayen ji aik aur kafir […]
Wife: Aapko meri Khoobsurati zayada Achi lagti hay ya Aqalmandi??? Husband: Mujhe to tumhari ye Mazaaq ki Aadat bohot Achi lagti hay. .* r O c K I N G…..
*. . .Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband : kyu ? Wife : mene usa kal khana dya aur aaj usne mjha aik kitab girft kr di Husbnd : kon c ? Wife : khana pakana ki. . .*:-D r O c K I N G….. . . . […]
1 dulhan kaam nahi karti thi. Us ki saas apne betey se boli k mein jharoo don gi to tum bolna k ammi rehne dein mein de deta hon. Is tarah isko sharm æy gi.. Jab saas jhaaro dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hon. Us pe dulhan boli keh is mein larne […]
*. . .Wife: Janu Ek Puppy do na. Pathan: Uff Farmaish Dekho…. Ghar mein khane ko Paise nahi hain aur is ko Kuttay ka Bacha chahiye. . .* rOcKINGSsS, , , ,
Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal b jaon, Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho Wife: Or, or kya? Husbnd: aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi pe .
Husband: roz roz paalak ka saag khilaati ho main to tang agaya hoon Bv: paalak mein iron hota h Husbnd: to kya gand se Mughal Steel k sariye nikalwane hai
Wife to husband: ‘Stop looking at girls, u r married now.’Husb: ‘Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i’m on diet, i can’t even look at the menu.
Wife:Wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hay, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pi raha hay! Husband:Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Man To Doctor- Every Night My Wife Goes To Bar & Sleeps With Anyone Who Proposes Her. Doctor-Relax & Calm Down & Now Tell Which Bar ?? …
A ?ouple Drove For ?everal Miles, Not ?aying A Word As They Passed A ?arnyard Θf Mules & Donkeys, Wife; Relatives Θf Ψours .! Husband: Yep, My In-Laws?! …
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!! …
Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. The Mother wrote back the next day, If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father….
A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent. Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out. Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse! …
Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi. Aik Sahab us Ghar gae ta k itni khushgwar zindagi ka raz malom kar saken. Shohar nay bataya k, ?Meri Biwi larti hai to mujhay jootay say marti hai. Joota LAG jai to woh hansti hai aur NA LAGAY to main hansta hoon!?…
Faqir= Bibi ji ap k pas kisi boke k liye kana hai. Bibi=Hai tho sahi maghar wo boka abi office se wapas nahi aya….
Husband : Ab tum hi is ghr ko jannat bana sakti ho … . . Wife ( khush hotay huey ) Wo kaise ?? Husband : Maayke ja k….
A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho. Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne naam try kar raha hon….
Wife:?Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?? Husband:?Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta? …
A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…â€
Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dekhty,., HUSB;Ager tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly tume mere liye chorty…
Husband: Aaj Weekend hai main Relax Hona Chahta Hon Es Liay 3Ticket Laya hon Movie k Wife: 3 Q Hum to 2 Hn Husband:1 TumharaorBaqi 2Tumhare Ami Abu ki.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha
admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite? WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I?ll Lie ?N Da S?FA & Watch Da T.V?;)…