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”MARRIAGE” Is Nature’s Way Of Preventing ”PEOPLE” From Fighting With ”STRANGERS” … ;->…

Don’t Marry The Person , You Want To Live With… Marry The One , You Cannot Live Without… But Remembr Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later… ;->…

‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’ He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake He said my biscuits wer 2 hard Not lyk his mother used 2 make I didnt prepare d coffee right He didnt like d stew I didnt mend his socks d way his mother used to I pondered 4 an [...]

KHUDA kry k 2008 apko RAS a jy, ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy, ap sara sal KANWARE na re, dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.AMEEN?…

10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-: Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di, Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay, Meri shADi ki hi duA kR D? …

Meaning of Marriage for a woman – Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man! …

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh Me Jao Na Jao Par Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye …

New weddings Style NIKAH: Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes! Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes! Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-) …

Stages Of Marriage.. . . >First Engagement Ring.. Then, >Second Wedding Ring.. And Then, >Third SuffeRING…xD …

Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . ! …

2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up. …

Shaadi K Baad … ! Pehla Maheena "FAKHAR Ka" Doosra Maheena "JABAR Ka" Aur Phir Us K Baad Sarey Maheeny "SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->…

QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher. (Socrates)…

Things In Boys Room B4 Marrge- Perfums, Luv Lettrs, Gifts, F’shp Bands, Cards, Snaps. After Marrge- Painkilers, Loan Paprs Unpaid Bills…

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . . Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . . Both Are Mistaken …

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will [...]

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.Â

Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance [...]

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.

What’s Marriage? . . . . . . Answer- MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense…xD …

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. …

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth . . . . . . aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE????..;->…

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai …

what is marriage?…..do dilon ka bandhan…..do atmaon ka milan…….do bhabnaon ka sammilan….do insan ki dhadkan….

Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))…

Dil ki batain btana acha lgta hai Mngaitar k sath sair pe jana acha lgta hai Shadi se pehle dil me bjty hain sangeet Bad me to bs Qomi Trana acha lgta hai …

//After Marriage// Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache. //After 10 years// Now she has 3 children. & if someone swallow the coin then she said,?chup kr ye sika teri pocket money se katoON gi? …

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-) …

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins…xP…

TAPO SLANTO said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-) …

A Boy Thought Of Suicide He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him …… He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him . . . . . . . At Last He Got Married, N Now No One Could [...]

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)…

MAHABBAT KI NAHI JATI HO JATI HAI. OUN KI ANKHOON MEIN DOBNAI KO DIL KERTA HAI. OUN KI ZULFOON SAI KAILNAI KAY LIYAY DIL MACHALTAY HAIN. PIYAR KAY DO METTAY BOL BOLLIAN YAY DIL KERTA HAI. AB TOU SHADI KERNAY KA DIL KERTA HAI.. …

A Couple Before Marriage “MAD” For Each Other … After Marriage “MADE” For Each Other … And A Few Years Later “MAD” Because Of Each Other……