The MD was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approached the man & asked him, ‘How much do you earn??’
The guy was amazed n said, ‘2000, sir’
MD took out wallet n gave the guy 6000 n told him, ‘I pay people here 2 work n not 2 waste time.. This is your 3 month’s salary n now get out of here NEVER come back…’
He just disappeard. The MD now looked at other workers & asked, ‘Who was that guy?’
Workers replied, ‘He was the pizza delivery guy sir
MORAL: Zyada chaudry b nai ban’na chahiye’
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