English is difficult language for Japanese.
A True Story:-
A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before he visitd Washingtion to meet President Barack Obama..
The instructor told Mori: When u shake hand with Obama please say, ‘How r u?’
Then Obama wud say, ‘I m fine, & u?’
Now u wud say, ‘Me too’.
Afterwards we (translators) will handle.
When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said, ‘Who r u?’ instead of ‘How r u?’.
Obama was bit shocked but still managed to react with humor
‘Well, I m Mishal’s husband, haha’.
Then Mori replied ‘Me too, haha’.
Long silence:
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