Eik Admi apne dost k ghar gaya, Bell bjane par eik chhota sa bacha bahir nikla
Admi: Beta Aap k abbu ghar par hain?
Bacha: G wo to bazar gaey hue hain.
Admi: Achha apne barhe bhai ko bulao
Bacha: Wo to cricket khelne gaey hain.
Admi: Achha tumhari ammi to ghar pe hon gi?
Bacha: G wo apni saheliyon k sath shoping karne gai hain
Admi jal kar bola:
To beta aap ghar main q bethe hain? Aap b kahien jaien.
Bacha: Main b apne dost k ghar aaya hua hoon:-D
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- Aek sardar apne dost k sath kahin
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Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend......
- Hote hain dost apne se dekha hai
Hote Hain Dost Apne Se, Dekha Hai Humne, Do Jism Ek Jaan Se, Suna Hai......
- Kabhi apne dost ki sachai ka imtehan
”Kabhi Apne Dost ki Sachai ka Imtehan NA lo, kya pata us Waqt Wo Majbur......
- 1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k
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- Apne dost ko nasehat akely main kro
APNE DOST KO NASEHAT AKELY MAIN KRO PR OS K TAREF HAMISHA MEHFIL MAIN KRO...
- Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum
Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us......
- Pathan apne sharabi dost ko raat k
Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha- Raste Me......
- pathn apne dost k walid chaliswen
. . . . Pathn apne dost k walid k chaliswen me gya tu usko......
- Yun dost saaray apne rastay badal gye
Yun dost saaray apne apne rastay badal gye Kuch peechay ruk gye to kuch aagay......
- Aaj main kitana bauna ho gaya apne
Aaj Main Kitana Bauna Ho Gaya, Apne Hi Gumo Ka Bichhauna Ho Gaya, Dhondhta Raha......
- Achha hua wo laut gaya apne sheher
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- Rishto nato ko nibhata chala gaya apne
Rishto Nato Ko Nibhata Chala Gaya Apne Aap Ko Bhulta Chala Gaya Na Ki Bandagi......
- Apne khawaab mujhe dikha gaya koi mujhko
Apne Khawaab Mujhe Dikha Gaya Koi, Mujhko Jeena Sikha Gaya Koi.. De Gaya Apni Yaadon......
- Main apne ghar meh main apne
{MaiN ApNe GhaR MeH} Main Apne Ghar Meh Ajnabi Sa Hogaya Hun Akir ! !......
- Man beta ap k abu ghar per
Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain......
- Teachertumhare ghar me sab se chota kon
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- Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se
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1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal sirf 1kg ghee khredta. subha nasty m sab......
- 1 aadmi ne morgi pakri jab ghar aya
1-Aadmi ne morgi pakri jab ghar aya to dekha Na Gas Na Aata Na Bijli......
- Ek larka ghar dair sy lauta maa
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- Election hone wale tay omeedwaar ghar ja
Election hone wale tay… Omeedwaar ghar ghar ja kar vote mang rahay tay… Aik omeedwaar......
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Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai.......
- Sardar kisi larki ghar rishta ly kar
Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti......
- Agar koi ladki ghar mein bhi make
Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi Make up kr k Ghumay tu Samj jao k......
- Pathan miss hamare ghar munna anay wala
PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala Hai Miss: Tumhe Kse Pata? PATHAN: Jab Phichli......
- Gadhayar malik bohot marta hy2nd gadhatu ghar
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- Aey dost jb b teri yad ati
aey dost jb b teri yad ati ha kia kahyn hmayn POTTI lg jati ha......
- 1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa
1st dost 2nd say yar kuch aisa ho ka tmhari shadi kay baad tmhari wife......
- 4 dost sharab p rahy thy k
4 dost sharab p rahy thy k table pe rakhy mobiles me sy 1 baja:......
- Classic 1st dost me aisa kia
‘Classic’ 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me Teri Biwi......
- Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho
Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho m pehla ansu dekhle. Dusra ansu ponch le......
- Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main
do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne......
- 3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the
3 habshi dost ikathy ja rahay the k achank 1 pari i or kaha k......
- S0rry dost tere liye ek bad
S0RRY dost tere liye Ek Bad News.. bus ALLAH ki marzi thi …! Kiya kar......
- Boy agar me mar gaya to kiya
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?Girl: nai me apni BEHAN......
- Momo zardari ko to wo ho gaya
Momo: Zardari ko to wo ho gaya hai. Mehmood: Kya? Momo: Wo jo dil mein......
- Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke jaan
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke “Jaan bi maango to hazir hay †Aaj apni......
- 1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya
1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss......
- Sharabi daru se tang aa gaya 3
Sharabi DARU se tang aa gaya 3 botly ye keh k tor di.. .. 1st.Teri......
- Aik pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya
Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya, wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola… .......
- Sharabi daaru se tang aa gaya aur
Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya aur botlain tornay laga Ek tori Teri waja se......
- Zardari ka kutta se rooth gaya
Zardari Ka Kutta Zardari Se Rooth Gaya, Ja Ke Gandey Naley Me Kood Gaya, Doobte......
- Ek aadmi library gaya aur khudkushi par
Ek Aadmi Library gaya aur KHUD’KUSHI par Book maangi. Librarian ne aik nazar usay dekha......
- Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski
Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski ‘Daadi’ se kaha koi purana gana to sunao…......
- Pathan film dekhne gaya lekin wo ka
Pathan Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya........
- 1 pathan socks lene market gaya aur
1 Pathan Socks lene Market gaya aur Socks ka naam bhol gaya. Dukandar: ‘Kya chahiye,......
- Nokrani se bartan toot gaya malkin ne
NoKrani Se Bartan Toot Gaya. MalKin Ne Kaha: haramzadi Ye Kya Kia Tu Ne? Bacha:......
- Larka larki dekhne gaya thodi der
Larka larki dekhne gaya. Thodi der chup baithne ke bad larka bola: English handle kr......
- Bari barsi khatan gaya ckhat k lyanda
Bari barsi khatan gaya c khat k lyanda pjama, jera ae msg par k pangarha......
- Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya sabzi wala
Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara......
- Boy tm shadi ke bad apne liye
Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na, Girl:......
- Ek bacha apne papa se mai ne
Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mai ne b apni shadi per Heejrey nachane hain......
- Girlfriend hum apne bache ka nam kia
Girlfriend: Hum apne bache ka nam kia rakhen gay? . Boyfriend: Agr shadi k bad......
- Pappu apne 16 bachho aur bv k
Pappu Apne 16 Bachho Aur BV k Sath Dost k Ghar Dawat Pe Gaya. Dost......
- Dada aur dadi ne apne jawani
Dada aur dadi ne apne jawani ke dino ko phir se yaad ker ke manane......
- Apne sar pe hath phero dobara
Apne sar pe hath phero, . . Dobara hath phairo, . . Teesri baar phir......
- memon apne bete se beta
*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se: Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho…??? Beta: Kuch Nai Papa…......
- Ak bacha apne walid ke pas betha
Ak bacha apne walid ke pas betha treen chala raha tha.wo treen ko chbi deta......
- Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne
Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne dost se pocha Tum bolty Q nahi ho?......
- Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne
‘Jo shaks apni jaib kharch se apne dost ki DAWAT krta hai, kamyabi hmesha us......